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2018

08

Aug

Jolina Pollex is the Naked Hipster of the Day

Her name is Jolina Pollex and she is a naked hipster. You like that don’t you. I bet you’re thinking “fuck I wish I could see her asshole”…or “I wonder if she has a fat hipster bush I can braid into my hipster beard, or my white dude with dread hair”…or “Why isn’t her ass spread, I thought this was art and asshole is art”…

Because you’re a fucking pervert man.

A fucking pervert.

Leave Jolina Pollex alone with your objectification.

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2018

08

Aug

Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day

Josephine Skriver came to America after being created in a lab by some evil genius homosexual genetic engineer, who I guess got his start in Nazi Germany on the Eugenics program before settling in Amsterdam for the weed and hookers, oh right, he’s gay…in which case…he was there for the cock…all homos are cock motivated…anything to get some dick on dick action…

Well, when she came to America after her dad sold her back to the company that funded his research in making babes in a testube…she was a virgin and is still with the mooch fuck she lost her virginity to…who we can assume she pays for everything for…thanks to being rich and him having that strong pimp game…masterminding a bitch.

And this post isn’t about that, it’s just about the simple fact that she does look good.

What a slut…who has only fucked one dude in her life.

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2018

08

Aug

Michelle Williams in a Magazine Wearing a One Piece for Heath Ledger of the Day

Michelle Williams will never forget Heath Ledger, or as some of you know him….the Dark Knight…or the queer in Brokeback Mountain who gave Jake Gyllenhaal AIDS, but not the strain that killed Jake Gyllenhaal, but that killed himself…or that the Olsen Twin killed but was rich enough to cover up…

But she will pose in magazines like she’s hot, despite any normal dude questioning how someone like her got famous, cuz it’s sure not from her tits….and probably not from her backside either cuz that shit is uneventful…but at least she got that Ledger trust fund money going to their daughter to keep her afloat…she’s even in a swimsuit to let us know she’s into staying afloat.

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2018

08

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley has big old lady tits, like so many old ladies before her, like you probably remember visiting your granny those summers during puberty, where you’d get her out in her swimsuit for a swim on those hot summer days, you were so young and innocent, but still a degenerate pervert in the making, and if you were lucky, your granny was like most old ladies, shameless and down to be naked, her big tits everywhere, giving you something to be ashamed to jerk off to, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to it, pervert.

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2018

08

Aug

Iggy Azalea Ass Shake Body Shaming Rant of the Day

I want to start this post off by saying that Iggy Azalea just released a new single or a new album and she’s trying to promote it by producing aggressive content.

She was virtually forgotten, since no one gives a fuck about Iggy Azalea, except when she exploits herself for attention.

In the time she wasn’t promoting albums, or songs, she virtually disappeared…I mean I am sure black dudes were still fucking her like the PAWG she is, but the rest of us didn’t have to get exposed to her shit.

So this ass video is basic clickbait that she’s trying to polarize.

I think the angle is that Iggy Azalea trying to prove her ass is real…because good clickbait right.

She’s pretending to be empowered and that she’s tired of people trying to body shame her or booty shame her by calling her ass fake, which I assume is fake, because no ass is shaped like this ever…not because the ass is a good thing, or a magcial looking thing, or that I think she should be celebrated for her ass, but that has given her a career….thanks to black guys loving her ass…

If you read her caption, that she’s set over her thonged ass with a huge tattoo, she’s pretending to be so violated having to violate herself to prove her ass is real…without proving it is real…but showing off that it’s massive…

CLICKBAIT.

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2018

08

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty TIts White Bikini

Fat ass Jennifer Lopez also has fat titties….because that’s what happens when you get older and have kids…before menopause hits and girl turns into a man…because if you know any 55+ women…you will know that they are far more man-like than they were at 25….but not this J.Lo because thanks to being a rich egotistical narcissistic star with all kinds of fans…has a team of people, from cooks, to trainers, to cosmetic surgeons, to doctors, hormone therapy, etc….allowing her to keep this bullshit up, because she’s not happy with the pile of money she’s made, she needs more….Typical over-achiever…just polluting our lives because they feel entitled to….while walking around half naked, all casual, in her fitness gear that is pretty slutty…like all the 50 year old stay at home moms I see in the rich neighborhoods doing groceries and grabbing Starbucks after Spin class….

It’s not terrible, it’s good for 50, but I never gave a fuck about J.Lo and her bullshit exploitation of being Puerto Rican to get ahead…while the Puerto Ricans buy into it cuz they give her hope…she is one of them and she knows it…so she markets herself to them. The Loyal Fans…while being so disconnected and Hollywood. Garbage.

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini

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2018

08

Aug

Colostomy Bag Pole Dancer of the Day

This is my kind of empowering, you know because the world needs more handi-capable things….don’t let your disability, health issue, thing that makes you different that you’d normally be ashamed of get in the way of getting half naked.

This pole dancer named Chloe Wilson, was told by her nurse that she would never wear a bikini, like I was told by my high school teacher that I would never make it, only I lived up to the expectations, or no expectations people had for me, while this Chloe Wilson said fuck it…I’m going to show her that STOMA bags can be hot, that some people even have STOMA bag fetishes, and even if some people find colostomy bags gross, they have to remember that it means no feces getting in the way of ass licking, so that we are all designed for stoma bag erotica…like who cares where the waste product goes…as long as it’s not on my dick…or face…keep it off to the side in a bag…the only weirdness happens when you try to stick your dick in the stoma.

POINT BEING…I am all for empowering women who would normally be too shy to get half naked – getting half naked…because half naked is wonderful…don’t let rashes, skin disorders, etc getting in the fucking way.

She is not this Chloe Wilson….who you can see HERE …but this Chloe Wilson, aspiring social media girl is good.

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2018

08

Aug

Madison Beer Fat Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer Cameltoe Tight Black Shorts and Big Tits

Madison Beer wants to show you the damage she’s got from being whored out by her mom at a young age on YOUTUBE before being whored out at her own volition to the media and Paparazzi in trying to make that legit career that people are getting from YOUTUBE fame thanks to the general public being fucking idiots who are obsessed with clickbait, memes and young girls showing their tits…

Not that Cameltoe means big pussy, I mean it did with my lunch monitor who had 4 kids back in high school, frontal wedgie is what we called them back then….but when young girls have them….especailly skinny girls…it’s just the pants are tight, the lips are juicy…and showing off the pussy cleavage in style…any girl, thanks to their design can have one of these….and how many fingers or fists you can squeeze into them…doesn’t change how aggressive that cameltoe is…but it’s nice to pretend it’s from being banged out hard….real nice.

Madison Beer Cameltoe Tight Black Shorts and Big Tits Close Up

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2018

08

Aug

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know how I know….cuz you can’t name one song she has done….either can I…but I can look at her tits.

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

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2018

08

Aug

Just a Dude Jerking Off to Random Women and Other Videos of the Day

Wife with her Tits out VS Handcuffed Husband Romance

Cat on Van

Woman VS Cop

71 Year Old Spat On…

A Neighbor Kills Another Nighbor

White Male Sex Workers for Rich China Women

Vintage Breast Milk Clip Making a Comeback

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