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2018

29

Aug

Rebecca Black Big Tits Small Swimsuit of the Day

Rebecca Black, who is only 21, has a big set of tits, as these young people do…thanks hormones in the food and watching porn at a young age to accelerate the estrogen juices…

The interesting thing about her is that some older dude, likely a predator, get involved with her in 2011 to create the viral song Friday that to this day people I fucking hate who work as corporate slaves quote around the watercooler in their offices they sold their souls and dreams to…

But I wonder if they realize that they are referencing a 14 year old girl’s song, or if they are like you, and jerking off to the video every Friday like clockwork the last 7 years, do you realize she’s just a fucking kid….

Now I know that with the porno era, these kids have likely fucked more people than you and had more orgies and gangbangs than you by age 11…but they are still fucking kids…

I assume there’s a predator story in here somewhere, how does a 14 year old became a viral hit…I mean Usher Fucked Bieber and all that pedo shit to create that empire…what went on with Rebecca Black…and more interestingly…how does that one viral song carry a girl’s celebrity for 7 years…become one meme…and last forever thanks to recurring income from YOUTUBE…good deal..

Big tits.

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2018

29

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day

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Lesbian clickbait “it” girl from a few years ago who I guess is now more “that” girl of who gives the fuck anymore, her hustle has weakened and her stronghold on the industry as relevant and compelling faded as these things happen, has figured out a solid tactic, possibly from her lesbian model friend Stella Maxwell, who is for the record far hotter than her, because she knew to disconnect the hipster annoying angle, and go promo model tits out , the world will accept you more seriously that way…encouraging this rich garbage from the UK making it in America with her silly tattoos and pile of money she’s made having gone viral…to do what matters…and thats not fuck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick again….or Paris Jackson….or Ashley Benson..it’s pulling out the tits….cuz women and men alike seem to like tits….it’s the basis of everyone who matters getting famous…sucks for all those tiny tits out there…gotta get on the pill or breast implant themselves…putting that cancer causing plastic up inside them got vanity…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about this trash…why am I even posting it…seriously…

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Posted in:Cara Delevigne|SFW

2018

29

Aug

Marta Gromova Naked Russian Model of the Day

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Marta Gromova is a naked oiled up russian instagram thot.

I don’t like hookers who don’t admit they are hookers.

I am fine with hookers as a concept, in fact it makes perfect fucking sense. It’s capitalism, you know girls don’t want to really work, dude’s don’t want to really court and seduce or try to court and seduce a girl who probably wouldn’t bang them anyway, cuz they are too busy fucking dudes with money, so it’s easier to just play ball…

But I am not fine with hookers, pretending they are legitmate models or actresses….or whatever….totally lying to themselves and often times believing it…cuz if you’re a hooker…you’re a fucking hooker…deal with..

Marta Gromova Russian Model Tits and Pussy Oiled Up

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2018

29

Aug

Margot Robbie Tits for Chanel of the Day

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It’s interesting, I mean barely interesting, that some slutty girl from Australia manages to take over Hollywood, all for being the set of tits in Wolf of Wall Street…..some deal with the devil role that has got her cast in tons of fucking movies, paid huge amounts of money, and even getting at least one Oscar nomination….all while just being some slutty girl from Australia.

It makes no fucking sense to me, but I guess she gets to sit at the “right” table….and now is an “A Lister”….because agents and producers need “A Listers” that they can use to get bigger payouts for everyone by commanding stupid prices…and she’s just a pawn in their system.

This is her for Chanel..getting paid so much fucking money to post up some cleavage that the nerds who buy into the Margot Robbie lie celebrate….and jerk off to….

I am sure this was a 250,000 dollar post as part of a 3-5 million dollar deal…and here we are reposting it like it is news…I hate the way the media manipulates us like this with their fake news and unimportant shit…that all stems from tits…that’s all this is about…tits.

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2018

29

Aug

Rosario Dawson Autoerotic Asphyxiation of the Day

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Here’s some Rosario Dawson autoerotic asphyxiating herself like she was Anthony Bourdain or Kate Spade, only less successful…because she’s Rosario Dawson, and by default a lazy hispanic woman from some squat her parents squatted in because they too were lazy.

Sure she had some luck, was found loitering and then cast by Harmony Korine for Kids, thanks to her big tits and willingness to show them off while being underage…typical sex worker….

That opened doors and allowed her to live this Hollywood life, but it’s just a matter of chosing the right door to take, rather than her being destined to this.

There’s a homeless kid outside my house who I’ve seen around for 20 years, when he wasn’t homeless….he was just chatty and became friends with homeless people at 16 or 17….creating his network with homeless people…getting him this amazing homeless life….he could have just as easily befriended nerds and got into coding and created some fucking social network….instead life took him one way, without him designing it to go that way.

I’m pretty sure Rosario Dawson and her big tits is just a similar series of events, fucking the right guy with the big tits, because her acting is nothing interesting, and she’s definitely not hot at 40…

So maybe she should tighten that bag up a little bit…and make a real move that makes a real difference in her life…or just go back to showing her tits….

But then again, I am aware there’s a fetish in this for you fucking weirdos.

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Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2018

29

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute must be old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, and the whole thing is fucking weird.

I remember a time when a woman’s career as a sex worker in the prime hours of the stripclub ended at 30….maybe 32 if she was lucky…while the majority of sex workers got put on the day shift or management position or became a bar tender…because the tits and ass weren’t as perky and taut…

YET here these bitches are, totally neglecting natural selection and the way things are designed to be, and paving their own empowered way…competing with the young coming up, with more budget and connections, all to stay posing nude.

It’s weird fucking times.

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2018

29

Aug

Shenae Grimes Topless and Pregnant of the Day

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The world has forgotten about Shenae Grimes because she wasn’t that compelling even when she was famous on the new 90210 with the McCord sisters…

It was a bootleg shot, for bootleg people, who will forever remain bootleg….

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s come out of the woodwork and produced some pregnancy photos that are boring, yet slutty, if you’re into pregnancy erotica..you know she’s diving deep into the dark fetishes….doing anything she can to stay around or relevant….It’s like doing comicon the smut version….

She is from Toronto, was on Degrassi, high school students in real life with Drake, maybe she sucked his dick…

I don’t know if she’s back in Toronto, tail between her legs because Hollywood hasn’t given her more chances.

I just know I haven’t seen this name ever….and it’s funny to reminisce knowing she thought she was a huge fucking deal at her peak….and based on the baby crawling inside her like a parasite….all down hill from here.

More….

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Posted in:SFW|Shenae Grimes

2018

29

Aug

Megan Fox Old Lady in Lingerie of the Day

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I realize anyone who visits sites like this – are old washed up perverts who find bitches like Megan Fox hot….and haven’t realized that 10 years and multiple babies have come out of her since first falling in love with her tits….because they are old washed up perverts and none of that matters….

They give their loyalty to girls they jerked off to in all the life changing, oscar winning performances Megan Fox gave.

She’s consistently been one step away from a porn chick, and that step has consistently been her not getting naked…but after the acting thing died off thanks to Brian Austin Green being jealous and not wanting his wife and baby momma to succeed..she’s managed to lock in a lingerie partnership in her fucking 40s….which makes no fucking sense…but it makes pictures that I saw earlier in the week but didn’t post, and figure I’ll post, cuz I know my fucking old washed up pervert audience who still remember this and love this..cuz the world around you may change…but you don’t…and either does the old hooker cooter you jack off to.

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2018

29

Aug

Woman Takes a Great Piss in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Best Reporter Troll

Yelling “He’s Got a Gun” Prank….

French Prison Guard Blows Arab Inmate

Pop star Flashes Breasts

Twerking at the Gas Station

Dumb Nose TWerk

Police Cruiser VS Telephone Pole

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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I remember when I was a budding teenager, having lived in a weird cult like religious foster home, but never believing any of that shit, I used to never jerk off. I used to think bringing yourself to orgasm was fucking queer. I used to think why would I want to touch a 14 year old’s cock even if I am that 14 year old. That’s creepy.

I would make fun of all the dudes in my class for jerking off. Calling them the queers that they were, in a reverse bullying that they wouldn’t fight back on due to being ashamed of jacking off and not wanting to seem like they jack off. It was a different era.

Then one night while on an overnight school trip or maybe church trip…probably church trip….one of the teacher chaperones gave me a hand job while I was sleeping, and I said to myself “now, that’s queer”, jerking myself off is like scratching an itch that feels too good to not be scratched

From that day on, I was a changed man. Not from trauma of being molested but because I could jerk off without feeling like a twink loving queer….

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