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2018

06

Sep

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Rosie Huntington was at some GQ awards, because I guess Rosie Huntington is a thing, and GQ is a thing, in what I’ll assume was a big party celebrating the death of all things that were once relevant…you know print media…and hot naked British models, who maintained a high profile, and high pay scale, while always looking cunty with a superiority complex, like if she ever were to fuck you she’d lay there reading the paper, you know cuz she loves print media and can’t be bothered with you, unless of course you’re Jason Strathem cumming up in her like it was an action movie.

She’s always been a great time….and even post child…she’s bringing out the caged tits in a cage titty dress looking good and I like it.

She’s a classic, a legend, one of my favorites and one of the few still hot after having her pussy exploded via childbirth and aging….

Keep up the good tits.

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2018

06

Sep

Hilaria Baldwin Underwear Air Hump of the Day

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Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s whore wife…who he met doing Yoga before buying her and knocking her up…making her his personal Yoga instructor in their penthouse apartment…which I am sure was a really hard sell…that she likely pretends was some spiritual connection…but we know bitch…you fucked the wallet with your flexible yoga pussy…and the wallet got addicted and now you have a family..

Which is good news for him, after seeing Ireland the disaster, not quite the famine revisited but just as devastating….it’s good to have second shot at things…she’s kind of a throwaway daughter, the test run, sample run, that you used as a reference point to not repeat the same mistakes with the kids you actual love and appreciate more and who don’t embarraass you…

All while your wife and baby momma humps the fucking air in panties….showing some of the yoga pussy moves that griped the celebrity wallet and just kept thrusting…you know doing kegels on his dick like getting a handjob from 30 pairs of mini hands…the way a pussy is meant to perform..none of that hotdog down the hallway shit you’d expect from all these instagram whores out there.

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2018

06

Sep

Cazzie David Whores Herself Out of the Day

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Larry David’s daughter, showing her ass just in time for the Jewish Holidays, it is a Mitzvah, a young rich entitled LA girl getting half naked on the social media….

I mean after being raised rich as fuck, living that silver spoon in her cunt for masturbation purposes cuz rich people are weird life, doing what all young sluts are doing, crying for attention while screaming about inclusion as they try to identify with women’s rights….by showing their rich, detached, unrelatable asses to the world…

The fact is, when you’re raised rich in LA, you can pretend to produce content people connect to, but it’s all observational, because you live in that rich bubble…like a white person writing 12 years of a slave…from the black perspective…it’s wrong.

You aren’t relatable bitch…but we can all appreciate young ass in bikini.

Funny enough, this one has a TV show writing deal, something people with actual talent struggle and spend a lifetime working towards are rarely getting…. cuz she’s so brilliant and by brilliant I meant that her dad and his friends gave her a show, so that she doesn’t have to just be a slut on IG….but instead can do both.

So versatile….and I guess she’s been doing squats, is proud of her body, wants to be sexualized…by pretending this isn’t sexualizing herself.

YOU’re all fucking crazy.

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2018

06

Sep

Maya Hawke is the Latest Hipster celebrity Kid Modeling of the Day

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Maya is Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s daughter… I didn’t remember Uma ever being pregnant, but I do remember when when she had massive Man Hands….that made one think that maybe she wouldn’t get pregnant…but I guess if you put enough cum in a bitch…she can get knocked up….there has been LOTS OF CUM IN UMA THURMAN…..enough to make Maya Hawke….and to remain Tarantino’s fetish….

Point being, this is a new entitled rich kid trying to be a model. I wonder how she got the gig?

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The highlight of the Maya Hawke pics is the WHITE PUG!

They are the rarest of pugs, not quite as good as my pug, and may not even be her pug, but all pugs are connected to my soul….and I love all pug lovers even when I hate everything about them.

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2018

06

Sep

Farrah Abraham Nude on the Beach of the Day

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Farrah Abraham may be a disgusting to look at, clown faced, clown titty, botched plastic surgery, pile of clickbait sex worker, MTV star shit…

She may be a garbage person, who got pregnant in High School to get on TV, only to get a pretty large following and have one of the biggest sex tapes ever – thanks to being a whore….

Something that for some reason shocked reality show watchers, without realizing in order to get pregnant at 15 – you gotta be a bit of a trashy whore…who doesn’t understand the value of anal.

Well, I think she’s amazing….because she still exists…and hasn’t killed herself off, you know she’s got a daughter to look out for or somes hit…and clown tits to buy…

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2018

06

Sep

Mom Yells at Hooker and Otehr Videos of the Day

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Man Arrested for Knocking a Tranny Out….

Sword to Head – the Most Important Video of the Year

Being a Bully Gone Wrong

The Man Who Jerks off in Public

Brooklyn Dancer…

Man on Fire

Man in Brazil Cuts Car in half for Divorce Settlement

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2018

06

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just saw a sloppy looking fat girl, walking around in a pink tank top with no bra, huge fucking tits, and even bigger nipples, I mean not really, but they were dark enough to make her shirt see through, and I basically saw full tit, just outside on the street, walking around like she was Naomi Campbell, who have tits out no bra like they are a Kardashian’s, who are as old as the Kardashians and banged out as the Kardashiasn…but disgusting cuz they can’t afford the surgeries….

I also saw a girl in a short dress, that was the gold and white striped dress that went viral a few years ago like Lauren and Yoni…..

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2018

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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2018

05

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Old Slutty Nike Support and Other Nike Burner Memes of the Day

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Pam Anderson, a weathered old hag who no longer has hepatitis, so that we can’t point and laugh at her for being a whore so whorish she gets liver disease….but that we can remember as the icon of the 90s, on some Kim Kardashian of today shit, that inspired a nation of women to dye their hair and get fake tits, giving an entire look to a era of sluts, which unfortunately the Kardashians are doing now.

She was also the sex tape star, and I remember that sex tape when it came out, seeing her playboy pussy filled an sucking dick, brilliant work, almost as good as her acting in some of the worst movies and shows ever.

She’s still and Icon, and she likes her opinion to be heard, which I appreciate even if I hate opinions and prefer apathy…in what I guess is her way of supporting Nike for free, not as an ad, cuz people get caught up in this nonsense marketing shit and go nuts over it….

Pretty entitled, social media garbage, to burn shoes is to prove you have not much better to do…..but like Pam Anderson you all gotta make your opinion heard…she just does it with her multi-operated on tits….and old grandma aged midsection like Hef wasn’t dead.

Here are a bunch of the Nike Burner Memes…because all people care about are MEMES.

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2018

05

Sep

Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day

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Josie Canseco has a classic whore look, which makes me think that her mom was a stripper that her dad came inside during one of his off days from steroids, you know when his dick was functional and his balls not upside himself as steroids do….

If you look close enough, when she’s not all done up, she’s got a little too much Jose in her face, mainly in her eyes, making her look semi-retarded or asian..

That doesn’t stop the social media system to celebrate her all because her dad was a star Baseball player, like Gretzky’s daughter before her…in this era of young rich girls wanting to be models…

The hair is big, the body is banging, the half nakedness relevant..so here she is modeling for the people at Galore…who I guess are still putting out magazines of pop culture to the young people…who don’t buy magazines…doing solid glamour shoots like they were MAXIM with these young eager to be model girls…and it’s all quite magical…if you don’t actually believe in magic…and realize this is what happens when your dad is a rich jock with too much money to spoil his baby girl with…

At least she’s fit doing this hustle and not a fat pig….respect.