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2018

05

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne brought her big tits out to celebrate getting as much attention as she can get to herself after her SHIRT AFTER SEX SHIRT which was one of her better self produced performance art pieces…and this follow-up although boring…still full of her big tits…so here’s the big tits…that must be fake tits…with her flat stomach that is either from her meth addiction or post taking a huge dump….

All I know is she’s the internet’s favorite redheaded trainwreck that hasn’t happened yet…and her body, young and hot….makes me almost want to buy her bikini….used after she’s pissed herself in it…but that’s just because I’m into investing in Nostalgia and feel that the resale value on that after she’s dead will be high…but then again we live in flimsy times….and no one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves…and just browse all these idiots along their own social media adventure…weird.

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2018

05

Sep

Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day

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In a terrible and offensive to all viral stunt…Clickbait famewhore Em Rat Cow and her bikini line have decided to continue with the clickbait in the worst viral stunt in the history of viral stunts…that include Lena Dunham as her bikini model…because it attaches her to people more famous than her, who may be working on TV shows and movies that Rat Cow wants to be cast in, and this is some aggressive dick sucking, that she knows far too well…

Or maybe this is just her art, making a monster looking bitch look like a monster that she is, but in a bathing suit…rather than her regular nude, which is on another level of offensive…so if anything we should be giving Rat Cow a thanks and asking her “but why aren’t your tits in this shit”…

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2018

05

Sep

That Dude Lea Michele Tits Out of the Day

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Lea Michele, who I assume is a man – based on her man face, but who lives like a woman because that’s the era we live in, a genderless confused one, that I guess she was an innovator or early adopter of, because she knew she would have a better career, a lasting career, being a woman.

She puts out bikini pics, she is engaged to a man of questionable sexuality, and she tries to sexualize herself as often as she can to reaffirm that she is in fact a woman…and I guess for all intents and purposes she is all woman…and by intents and purpsoes I mean for you to jerk off to your Glee fetish without me ruining for you – like she wants you to…

But the real issue here is woman or not…she looks like a pile of shit, if she was a muppet…here’s her tube top bikini though!

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2018

05

Sep

Lucy Hale Slut at the Gym of the Day

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Lucy Hale seems a little retard looking, you know the kind of retard that isn’t full retard, but has retard traits…like little midget arms and a little midget head…without being overly midget that she’d be categorized in her own fetish category on the pornsites you visit….but enough for you to wonder if her hands are small enough to make your dick look big…something you’ve been looking to find for years…but for some reason, a reason called micro penis…you never have.

I don’t know why this Lucy Hale is a celebrated young actress, but I guess it has to do with being on a hit show…and roping in fans on social media…making her hireable for the next few years…before the world self destructs because all you vapid assholes are ruining it with your plastic straws.

Point being, she’s at the gym but her thighs still rub together.

That’s MIDGET shit…

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Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Rachel McCord Nude Covered in Mud of the Day

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Rachel McCord and really the siblings of all the cast members on the 90210 redo- that was taking a lead from their Canadian friends who did the same concept with Degrassi and ended up creating Drake out of the whole thing…..

Only were far less successful than the Canadians were with Degrassi, that shit was huge and created Drak….

Instead, the Americans move on from Nostalgia and progress as a people, full on inclusion and love for their fellow man, of all colors, sizes and ethnicities….especially the Muslim people and Mexicans…proven in all that they talk about on their news channels and social media accounts.

So people like Rachel McCord were left to fend for themselves, because Annalynne McCord didn’t pop off quite the way she should have, but she tried…

And here she is all unshowered like some homeless person dirty….or covered in feces because that’s how she pays the bills now that her sister can’t be piggy backed anymore…

Here is AnnaLynne McCord’s Cameltoe of the Day

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2018

05

Sep

Emily Browning Topless of the Day

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Emily Browning is some Australian actress who you probably remember jerking off to 20 years ago when she did some Hallmark Channel show in her debut….

She is 29 years old…so you do the math on that one you fucking monster…

She has also been in great movies like Sucker Punch, that I saw in the theatre amongst teenage girls, because I was with my friend who after seeing one movie, insisted sneak into another movie, you know to fuck the system back when people went to movies, and we ended up in that shit, to his excitement, because like you he’s a monster who appreciates a young slutty girl…

More recently, she’s also in The Affair, which I haven’t seen but people talk about, American Gods, on some nerd shit, so she’s famous…

But not too famous to post shameless content to social media – celebrating her feminism with pussy in bikini topless photos…like some kind of sex worker who does not have a successful acting career…

Here she is topless in that show The Affair

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2018

05

Sep

Emily Browning Racy on Instagram for Feminism of the Day

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Emily Browning is some Australian actress who you probably remember jerking off to 20 years ago when she did some Hallmark Channel show in her debut….

She is 29 years old…so you do the math on that one you fucking monster…

She has also been in great movies like Sucker Punch, that I saw in the theatre amongst teenage girls, because I was with my friend who after seeing one movie, insisted sneak into another movie, you know to fuck the system back when people went to movies, and we ended up in that shit, to his excitement, because like you he’s a monster who appreciates a young slutty girl…

More recently, she’s also in The Affair, which I haven’t seen but people talk about, American Gods, on some nerd shit, so she’s famous…

But not too famous to post shameless content to social media – celebrating her feminism with pussy in bikini topless photos…like some kind of sex worker who does not have a successful acting career…

Posted in:Emily Browning|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day

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Selena Gomez in Elle Magazine is like finding your mom’s dildo when you were in Highschool and suck it while you jerk off….

It’s not supposed to be like that….you aren’t supposed to do that….because nature has a different plan for you…but you go off and fuck it all up…

Like Selena Gomez…who was supposed to die from Kidney failure, but who got a transplant from a donor she bought and promised fame and fortune to, because she’s rich…while other people with more purpose need Kidneys, like little kids who haven’t already peaked from being stage parented by her parents…

Yet here she is, her new tits, I assume are fake tits, unless Kidney Transplants give you tits, and new botox faces…which they may do….in what I’ll call sucking on your mom’s dildo…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2018

05

Sep

Naked Lady and her big Butt and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Designer Lights Up her Fake Tits

Girl Spitting on People at McDonalds

Man Masturbating To Women’s Shoes…

Cow on the Roof in Germany

Woman Dude Met to Fuck – Steals His Car as He Checks into a Motel – he Shoots her 4 times – she lives – they live happily ever after – guns rule.

Lip Surgery Fail

Just a girl and her Dick Cake

Man with Knife VS Tow Truck Guy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

05

Sep

Farrah Abraham Fake Tit Erotica of the Day

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Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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