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2018

04

Sep

Bella Thorne After Sex Titty Flash of the Day

Bella Thorne likes to celebrate how weird and silly and creative and out there and wild she is…

I guess this is what happens when you’re kept in a cage, sold to Disney and programmed to behave a certain way for so long before actually getting to break free….

You get mental issues, full retardation and you go through your teen rebellion with your tits out at 20….not that we care…

If anything it’s the only thing good about social media…the meltdowns…the sharing too much information…the accidental nipples and tits that we know are intentional to get attention…we’re onto you fools…WE understand the hustle and are part of the problem because we buy into it…all cuz we like tits.

So it’s not that exciting or racy or interesting that this girl fucked, or ripped her shirt when fucking, even if she was fucking that homeless meth addict she dates or that YOUTUBE girl they fuck together…..it’s the porn generation and we’re perverts…we get it.

I just find it rude to not show the sex part – like a cocktease…which I guess is why these kids make all this money….fuckers.

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2018

04

Sep

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are Bikini Assholes of the Day

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I find Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner in their bikini models of instagram – share for share – trying to stay relevant because the people care about the people they are told to care about and the people they are told to care about are the people who have the most money to spend on marketing – or who are able to leverage their existence from being reality stars after their sister got a TV deal for doing a porno…

Reminding us how crazy pop culture, media, cashing the fuck in actually is….It’s just a whole lot of mooches from every angle, but the funny thing is that brands throw money to work with these mooches…money they don’t even need because they are rich…and I blame all you consumers of their content…the people buying into this…find a better fucking hobby…make them more desperate and eager and shameless because they have it in them…

Garbage really…but in bikini for you to jerk off to – since average at best rich kids are a fetish…even when they are rat faced like these two face injected trolls.

Fuck em all.

Kendall Jenner Tits Ass Pussy Print Red Bikini Abs

And here’s some paparazzi pics of her green asshole

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2018

04

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Tits Out in Jants of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is one of Lisa Rinna’s creations…one that fell out of her uterus when she was getting her lips done…or tabloids to take pics of her hard nipples…as she has been doing all these years….

Now she can focus on pushing her daughter out there in a bra to get noticed, so it doesn’t look as desperate as she is when she does it, but rather that she’s trying to cultivate her daughters dreams to be a useless model for the social media – the only job that matters….when really she’s just trying to leverage it to get herself more attention as these egos do.

We can collectively say that LA people are trash, rich trash…but more importantly…that they produce hot young half naked sluts…so we can thank them for that…at least they are good for something.

Weird shorts though…

Here she is in some JANTS on the beach

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2018

04

Sep

Nina Dobrev Bathing Suit Volleyball Slut of the Day

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Look at that form….

This is what I call a Russian or Eastern European with discipline…who came to America via Canada…unsure if she would make it as an actress because she’s not that hot…but who knew that whatever she ended up as…whether it be a stripper, dancer, personal trainer or waitress…she was going to do it as perfectly as she could..because she remembers a time when communist teachers would have you killed or multilated for not delivering….I mean maybe she doesn’t remember that because she’s a silver spoon fed spoiled first generation with no appreciation or understanding of the USSR they escape….but her mom probably remembers and for that instilled all she could to make this one marketable at something….which I guess included Volleyball…

Highlight of these pics – her friend’s fat thong ass.

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She was also at Burning Man….as whores in LA do…to lose themselves and such…

Oh and in a bikini 6 days ago…

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2018

04

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass for Labor Day of the Day

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Josephine Skriver…brought her genetically modified ass to show you what the grocers have been trying to tell you forever…genetically modified isn’t a bad word or a naughty word, sure it may increase the estrogen in the food and make otherwise normal dudes turn into fucking women….but it doesn’t rot as fast and good shelf-life means better profit margins…

This created in her dad’s lab…because he was a homo biologist trying to figure out how to make the perfect cock for his ass before Victoria’s Secret got wind of his work and financed some Skriver model shit…you want to fuck before the experiment goes wrong and all the fucked up cancers come out and destroy her.

Here she is training for her Victoria’s Secret Fashion show / Infomercial…

Here’s some VS Model shit with Skriver and other whores who will remain unnamed…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2018

04

Sep

Natasha Poly’s Ass Flash of the Day

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Natasha Poly is some Russian whore turned model, so that her clients can have more net-worth, as the real rich date these models, sometimes marry them or impregnate them, depending on how well the model ropes them in…the dudes think it’s a good deal, like buying a luxury car, they have value and status and even money of their own that they’ll never spend on you, the whole reason they are with you is for the free ride, but you know in your heart of hearts that they could be with other rich guys, far richer than you, and that you’re lucky they chose you….

MARKETING people…just good old fashion sell the eskimo ice….brainwashing…she’s Russian…it’s what they do…

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2018

04

Sep

Nike Burners of the Day

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I am not American…but I will say that you’re all fucking nuts…

To burn a pair of your shoes in protest of them using Colin Kaepernick in one of their ads…

So he’s a guy who lost his job over his political stance…kneeling during the anthem, for whatever fucking reason, I thought it was a free country, if you want to kneel or protest, who gives a fuck, but apparently the country as a whole gave a fuck…and now NIKE using him in their ad, that got them more press than anything, taking a stance to stand by his right to stand up for his right to freedom of speech…is making people burn their shoes…

I see this shit all day, and now NIKE is the enemy to people, when they should have been the enemy all along, huge polluters, sweat shops, making too many people really stupid rich at the expense of everyone paying 150 dollars for a pair of shoes that before NIKE cost 15 dollars…..

But seeing people burning their shoes….like get a grip people…how can you be that passionate about something that doesn’t fucking matter. It’s a fucking ad….to advertise product…it’s COMMERCIAL…ike lighten the fuck up….

I can assure you that your life would be better, happier, calmer…if you weren’t the kind of guy ruining his lawn lighting up his shoes for the internet to collectively give Nike a FUCK you for such an insignificant thing..

You’re all fucking suckers…

I wonder how few actual problems people have, or how bored they need to be to burn their NIKES…

Get a fucking grip, a hobby…who fucking cares enough about any of this shit for you to waste your time doing this…..so ridiculous.

First world problems…you entitled fucks…

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2018

04

Sep

Helen Flanagan Mom Lingerie of the Day

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From Cornation Street to Titty Model to Pregnant as Fuck in some Ready to Drop Porn – here’s Helen Flanigan in some Maternity Lingerie for the mom who still wants to get fucked…

Just because I let homie cum in me, and a baby form in me, doesn’t mean I can’t wear this thong….

That’s the world we live in….

I mean we also live in a world where an actress on a show that has been on the air for 75 fucking years, left that show to titty model and be forgotten…early on in this “Why work when I can be paid to show off my tits” pre social media era where Flanagan is from

I’m only posting it- cuz fetishes you know…

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2018

04

Sep

Youtube Porn of the Day

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This is a video of a girl in bondage gear, with her tits out, pouring wax on her tits….before licking the candle and jerking it off like a cock….in what I guess people could pretend is “art” but that is shameless nudity…

I like to document nudity on Youtube that I come across, this one has been up since Oct 9, 2017….

So in 1 full year, Youtube was unable to find it, but they were able to run ads on it…..

This is just one video I happened to come across, there are obviously millions like this…

You may wonder why I care…it’s pretty simple, Youtube and Google are publicly traded, they rejected this site as a publisher for their ad unit back in 2004 or 2005 when they were paying people with less traffic than me 100k a month.

WHICH MEANS…I could have made 1,000,000 dollars a year for a solid 5-6 years….and been retired back in 2010….with more money than I need…so that I can focus on what I like doing…staring at the wall…

But they felt I was porn, because I don’t censor fucking nipples….and never did because I felt it would be hypocritical.

Well…in hindsight, I should have censored the damn nipples and taken the money, since there’s no money in blogging….and the last 8 year have been a daily grind of nonsense..

So yes..YOUTUBE nudity makes me fucking mad….fuck you Google…”The Man” who runs the internet who fucks all us independent perverts over.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Videos

2018

04

Sep

Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

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Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family.

What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope….

Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money…

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