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Britney Spears Keeps on Dancing of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Whoring in Concert of the Day

Julianne Hough Humping the Air in a Bikini of the Day

Naked Walker in Canada of the Day

Leni Klum’s Oktoberfest Tits of the Day

2018

Sep

Helen Flanagan Mom Lingerie of the Day

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From Cornation Street to Titty Model to Pregnant as Fuck in some Ready to Drop Porn – here’s Helen Flanigan in some Maternity Lingerie for the mom who still wants to get fucked…

Just because I let homie cum in me, and a baby form in me, doesn’t mean I can’t wear this thong….

That’s the world we live in….

I mean we also live in a world where an actress on a show that has been on the air for 75 fucking years, left that show to titty model and be forgotten…early on in this “Why work when I can be paid to show off my tits” pre social media era where Flanagan is from

I’m only posting it- cuz fetishes you know…

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2018

Sep

Youtube Porn of the Day

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This is a video of a girl in bondage gear, with her tits out, pouring wax on her tits….before licking the candle and jerking it off like a cock….in what I guess people could pretend is “art” but that is shameless nudity…

I like to document nudity on Youtube that I come across, this one has been up since Oct 9, 2017….

So in 1 full year, Youtube was unable to find it, but they were able to run ads on it…..

This is just one video I happened to come across, there are obviously millions like this…

You may wonder why I care…it’s pretty simple, Youtube and Google are publicly traded, they rejected this site as a publisher for their ad unit back in 2004 or 2005 when they were paying people with less traffic than me 100k a month.

WHICH MEANS…I could have made 1,000,000 dollars a year for a solid 5-6 years….and been retired back in 2010….with more money than I need…so that I can focus on what I like doing…staring at the wall…

But they felt I was porn, because I don’t censor fucking nipples….and never did because I felt it would be hypocritical.

Well…in hindsight, I should have censored the damn nipples and taken the money, since there’s no money in blogging….and the last 8 year have been a daily grind of nonsense..

So yes..YOUTUBE nudity makes me fucking mad….fuck you Google…”The Man” who runs the internet who fucks all us independent perverts over.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Videos

2018

Sep

Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

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Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family.

What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope….

Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money…

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2018

Sep

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Leggings of the Day

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She’s a new mom – how the hell is she not rocking the gnarliest cameltoe around. I see young girls, who aren’t moms, but I guess who may be banged out since they are the porn generation – rocking the gnarliest cameltoes almost all the fucking time…yet this mom…in her 30s doesn’t have a cameltoe…

Suspect…

I think that means she’s got no genitals.

That said…I also think Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses, even if she’s boring and not that exciting now that she’s old and washed up, only because she had big tits on a skinny frame and got naked in an “art” picture for every mainstream garbage picture she did and that alone was a nice balance….plus she replaced our queen Lohan…and Lohan fucking hated her…which is always nice..

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2018

Sep

Audrina Patridge Staged Bikini of the Day

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Hey fake tits, nice neck tattoo…showing your gutter usesless and half brain injury looking face…

I guess this mom is recently single, moving out of her houses, and now…out there in a bikini for the paparazzi she called.

She’s in her 40s in terms of sex appeal and relevance, but as an old timer bringing out the old strategies, hoping to reach a whole new world….of youths…is just not going to happen, unless The Hills has some sort of revival and kids for some reason relate to it like it’s the Kardashians…

I have no faith that the remix of The Hills MTV Announced because it’s the last show that worked for them is going to get anywhere…

I do not believe anyone cares enough about these idiots.

I just think staged paparazzi pics….are classic….and we should post them until the Paparazzi send lawyers letters to us as they scramble to stay alive in this instagram generation of we don’t need paparazzi pics.

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2018

Sep

The Man Who Fucks the Same Scooter Every Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Russian Dancers

Topless Tweaker of the Day

Fishing Man Pulls Up Guns

Mexican Dentist

Shootout in Texas

Drugged Out Dudes

Thai Dance

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bros in tank tops, some with man buns, eating Pho talking about smashing girls….are something I like to call a product of the Soy generation…the death of the American Male….or as some people call it the feminization of the American male…

So as the world merges into one confused gender….two of the four bros were talking about how they have had at least one girl they are trying to smash turn out to be lesbians…because young people may be about the whole sex, orgy, college porno hustle….something they weren’t about when I was a young people…but girls who don’t want to fuck a dude will still pretend to be lesbians…so much has changed, but so much has stayed the same…and now…dudes can’t take what they rightfully think they deserve, because they accept all genders and sexualities as long as they aren’t Trump supporters…

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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s nothing better than being offered head from a woman with reverse waist-to-hip ratio, you know her waist bigger than her hips….in her leggings outfit while panhandling outside the grocery store…possibly high on crack…because I know she’ll be affordable…while wondering how many other people have paid her for sex because she’s fucking the opposite of anything even the most horny and desperate man with no taste would want to fuck….it’s more the kind of woman a rich guy who has fucked everything will fuck to have something different…like how leo fucks men….

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Nev Schulman Got Shingles After Being a Rapist
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Anna Kendrick Slutty for Cosmo…
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2018

Sep

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip on Stage of the Day

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Nicki Minaj pulled her tit out on stage of her new show….because Nicki Minaj probably feels the lack of interest in her bullshit scam of a life that she’s got going for her…it’s worked out really well, she’s really rich, and her white girl in a black body dreams of being famous and on stage are no longer in her head, or in her acting school she was in when she got recruited…it actually happened…..

I just find it offensive that she’s putting on an act, or a parody, like a comedy performance mocking Lil Kim and other black rappers before this pop trash decided to fully bite them…even get plastic surgery to look like them…

But I am all for a tit being pulled out, even if it’s a nipple pasty that’s black and hard to determine whether it’s a nipple or a pasty cuz she’s black…despite how white she is behind her fake ghetto speak…

She’s garbage…but tits are tits and we must do our part to stare at them

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2018

Sep

Noah Cyrus Scary Face Hard Nipples of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF..using the same tactics Miley Tit…showing her post op / pre op tits with some nipple like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl and knows this is how girls, including her sister, who had the famous dad and Disney hit under her belt, but who only really mattered when the tits came out, and when she basically inspired a generation of young easy to influence girls into getting naked, because the majority of people have limited mental capacity and can only Monkey – See – Monkey – Do shit….because it’s easier to be a follower than a leader…

I don’t know if that’s her hard nipple, but it could be, should be, probably is…and that is all there is to that…

This past weekend, I saw at least 3 Trans people, boys girls or girl boys, it’s a legitimate thing that is actually happening enough for someone like me, who never leaves the house, to see three times in two days….

It’s like the new hippie, and if you’re not into trannies, and hate hippies, far less fun.

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