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2018

Sep

Farrah Abraham Fake Tit Erotica of the Day

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Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls who think they are on Instagram live, when they are actually in public, wearing their instagram outfit, heading to their instagram restaurant or Matcha spot to get an Instagram friendly drink, saying things like “This outfit is Ditzy Like my Personality”…on some Paris Hilton baby talk shit….walking around like they are influencers because they are influenced by influencers…it is a real thing that clearly works….

Which explains why there is life sized Kardashian in Calvin Klein underwear cutout displays you’d want to jerk off on in the middle of the fucking mall….where the girls who think they are Instagram Live are….

I’m talking Kim K in her underwear with her mom cunt out….exposed to men and everyone else without our consent…in some Me Too moment that no one seems to fucking care about because I DID NOT CONSENT…it was real life and there was no X or approval button to click…instead…just straight up Karadashian cunt…

The world is one big hypocritical piece of shit….

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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is nothing like bending down to pet a dog, because you love dogs, and say hi to every dog, because you hate humans, because they are fucking disgusting and annoying, while dogs are just fun and cute and sweet……

That said, there is nothing like bending down to pet a dog, and looking up to her owner and seeing a massive fucking cameltoe thanks to her leggings….because being face to face with a cameltoe on the right person is not a disgusting experience…it’s a wonderful experience and allows me to visualize nudity / full pussy….but it always backfires when you ask what her little pet’s name is and she says the dog’s name…and you say…no…not your dog bitch, your fucking camel…is it Mohammed or Ishmail or Ikbar or some shit? That fucker has more than two humps he can stay hydrated for weeks…..

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Jimmy Fallon Paid for a Rich Person’s Meal…what a Philanthropist
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2018

Sep

Bella Thorne After Sex Titty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne likes to celebrate how weird and silly and creative and out there and wild she is…

I guess this is what happens when you’re kept in a cage, sold to Disney and programmed to behave a certain way for so long before actually getting to break free….

You get mental issues, full retardation and you go through your teen rebellion with your tits out at 20….not that we care…

If anything it’s the only thing good about social media…the meltdowns…the sharing too much information…the accidental nipples and tits that we know are intentional to get attention…we’re onto you fools…WE understand the hustle and are part of the problem because we buy into it…all cuz we like tits.

So it’s not that exciting or racy or interesting that this girl fucked, or ripped her shirt when fucking, even if she was fucking that homeless meth addict she dates or that YOUTUBE girl they fuck together…..it’s the porn generation and we’re perverts…we get it.

I just find it rude to not show the sex part – like a cocktease…which I guess is why these kids make all this money….fuckers.

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2018

Sep

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are Bikini Assholes of the Day

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I find Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner in their bikini models of instagram – share for share – trying to stay relevant because the people care about the people they are told to care about and the people they are told to care about are the people who have the most money to spend on marketing – or who are able to leverage their existence from being reality stars after their sister got a TV deal for doing a porno…

Reminding us how crazy pop culture, media, cashing the fuck in actually is….It’s just a whole lot of mooches from every angle, but the funny thing is that brands throw money to work with these mooches…money they don’t even need because they are rich…and I blame all you consumers of their content…the people buying into this…find a better fucking hobby…make them more desperate and eager and shameless because they have it in them…

Garbage really…but in bikini for you to jerk off to – since average at best rich kids are a fetish…even when they are rat faced like these two face injected trolls.

Fuck em all.

Kendall Jenner Tits Ass Pussy Print Red Bikini Abs

And here’s some paparazzi pics of her green asshole

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2018

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Tits Out in Jants of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is one of Lisa Rinna’s creations…one that fell out of her uterus when she was getting her lips done…or tabloids to take pics of her hard nipples…as she has been doing all these years….

Now she can focus on pushing her daughter out there in a bra to get noticed, so it doesn’t look as desperate as she is when she does it, but rather that she’s trying to cultivate her daughters dreams to be a useless model for the social media – the only job that matters….when really she’s just trying to leverage it to get herself more attention as these egos do.

We can collectively say that LA people are trash, rich trash…but more importantly…that they produce hot young half naked sluts…so we can thank them for that…at least they are good for something.

Weird shorts though…

Here she is in some JANTS on the beach

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2018

Sep

Nina Dobrev Bathing Suit Volleyball Slut of the Day

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Look at that form….

This is what I call a Russian or Eastern European with discipline…who came to America via Canada…unsure if she would make it as an actress because she’s not that hot…but who knew that whatever she ended up as…whether it be a stripper, dancer, personal trainer or waitress…she was going to do it as perfectly as she could..because she remembers a time when communist teachers would have you killed or multilated for not delivering….I mean maybe she doesn’t remember that because she’s a silver spoon fed spoiled first generation with no appreciation or understanding of the USSR they escape….but her mom probably remembers and for that instilled all she could to make this one marketable at something….which I guess included Volleyball…

Highlight of these pics – her friend’s fat thong ass.

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She was also at Burning Man….as whores in LA do…to lose themselves and such…

Oh and in a bikini 6 days ago…

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2018

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass for Labor Day of the Day

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Josephine Skriver…brought her genetically modified ass to show you what the grocers have been trying to tell you forever…genetically modified isn’t a bad word or a naughty word, sure it may increase the estrogen in the food and make otherwise normal dudes turn into fucking women….but it doesn’t rot as fast and good shelf-life means better profit margins…

This created in her dad’s lab…because he was a homo biologist trying to figure out how to make the perfect cock for his ass before Victoria’s Secret got wind of his work and financed some Skriver model shit…you want to fuck before the experiment goes wrong and all the fucked up cancers come out and destroy her.

Here she is training for her Victoria’s Secret Fashion show / Infomercial…

Here’s some VS Model shit with Skriver and other whores who will remain unnamed…

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2018

Sep

Natasha Poly’s Ass Flash of the Day

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Natasha Poly is some Russian whore turned model, so that her clients can have more net-worth, as the real rich date these models, sometimes marry them or impregnate them, depending on how well the model ropes them in…the dudes think it’s a good deal, like buying a luxury car, they have value and status and even money of their own that they’ll never spend on you, the whole reason they are with you is for the free ride, but you know in your heart of hearts that they could be with other rich guys, far richer than you, and that you’re lucky they chose you….

MARKETING people…just good old fashion sell the eskimo ice….brainwashing…she’s Russian…it’s what they do…

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2018

Sep

Nike Burners of the Day

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I am not American…but I will say that you’re all fucking nuts…

To burn a pair of your shoes in protest of them using Colin Kaepernick in one of their ads…

So he’s a guy who lost his job over his political stance…kneeling during the anthem, for whatever fucking reason, I thought it was a free country, if you want to kneel or protest, who gives a fuck, but apparently the country as a whole gave a fuck…and now NIKE using him in their ad, that got them more press than anything, taking a stance to stand by his right to stand up for his right to freedom of speech…is making people burn their shoes…

I see this shit all day, and now NIKE is the enemy to people, when they should have been the enemy all along, huge polluters, sweat shops, making too many people really stupid rich at the expense of everyone paying 150 dollars for a pair of shoes that before NIKE cost 15 dollars…..

But seeing people burning their shoes….like get a grip people…how can you be that passionate about something that doesn’t fucking matter. It’s a fucking ad….to advertise product…it’s COMMERCIAL…ike lighten the fuck up….

I can assure you that your life would be better, happier, calmer…if you weren’t the kind of guy ruining his lawn lighting up his shoes for the internet to collectively give Nike a FUCK you for such an insignificant thing..

You’re all fucking suckers…

I wonder how few actual problems people have, or how bored they need to be to burn their NIKES…

Get a fucking grip, a hobby…who fucking cares enough about any of this shit for you to waste your time doing this…..so ridiculous.

First world problems…you entitled fucks…

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