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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a chick at Costco if she can fit into the freezer because you have big plans for the NIGHT and you want to make sure you can properly pull them off…didn’t work the first time…

But I have been trying it consistently over each and every costco trip and finally, it didn’t work a second through twentieth time….and guess what…security hates me.

What kind of membership club is this…not the kind of membership club I want to be paying to be a part of if you can’t go there with some good old fashioned abducting women humor…..plus why is everyone clothed, why would I pay to be a member at a place where the bitches where clothing it makes no sense…

It’s like how watching people doing bootcamp in the park a little too intensely when those people are girls in spandex never bothers me, but seems to always bother the people I’m watching…..then why are you basically LICKING YOUR FRONTHOLE HALF NAKED WHILE I WATCH YOU PERVERT BITCH…

It’s like daling with a meth addict on some work program doing some community service job at the government funded thrift store totally out of their element of sucking dick for crack…which they used to o when putting that toothlessness to good use…making for terrible customer service….angry and toothless only works with a dick it its mouth…

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Immigrant Models Mad at Kendall Jenner for Being an Entitled Cunt
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Dane Cook’s 19 Year Old Pussy – Who Wasn’t Born when Dane Cook was Relevant.
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Trista Mikail Slutty Shoot….
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UNDOCUMENTED MEXICAN KILLED 20 YEAR OLD COLLEGE COED BABE
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People are Smoking Scorpions to Get High
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Healthline Uses the Term FRONT HOLE instead of Vagina to be Gender Inclusive.
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Faggot and his Slinky Tricks
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Asia Argento is Blaming Bourdain….
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Cattle Swarm the Water Truck
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Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day – How Does He Afford it?
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I Ignored these Kim Kardashian THong Bikini in a Sheer Shirt Pics on Purpose
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Olivia Munn Cleavage
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A Compilation of Crazy Asses
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New on the Black Market – Vape Pens Full of DMT
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Get Ready to Masturbate
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Bridge Gets Taken Out
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How Not to Rescue a Snake
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Rita Ora Nipples
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Jazmine Garcia Instagram Slut of the Day
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Pics from the Sharknado Premiere….
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Solution for Aggressive Goats
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Not My Car – Not My Problem
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Schools in the UK are Ditching Analog Clocks Cuz Kids Can’t Read Them
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Michael Shannon Refuses to Play Donald Trump
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Nicki Minaj Compares Herself to harriet Tubman – A Slave to the White Man
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Best DJ Ever
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Motorcycle Autopilot
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HIGH POWERED VAPORIZER OF THE DAY
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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A Lot of Whores at the MTV VMAs
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Renee Zellweger New Face
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Claire Danes Old as Fuck Pregnant
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Calista Flockhart in Jeans
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Stella Maxwell in a MAgazine
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Ronda Rousey in Front of Ronda Rousey Art
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Rita Ora Fat Thighs
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Jennifer Garner – Walk of Fame
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Catalog
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Nicholle Tom Spells Her Name Stupid
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Camilla Luggington Bikini….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Twerk Enema….
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Slow Motion Perfect Tits….
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Girl Slicing Her Lip for Efukt…They Got Some Pretty Fucking weirdo Fans
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Weird Fucking Cow of the Day
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Karmen and her Sloppy TIts
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Cam Girl Possessed when she Busts Nut…
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Monster Tits
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Old School Magazine Game – Spot the Differences…Featurng a Babe.
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How Indians Wash Their Asses
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Maija Riika is a Hot Playboy Chick getting Naked
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Best List of Porn…..
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At Work Finger Bang
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Naked Celebs….Sluts…
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Her name is Smely and She’s Naked and Hot
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Amatuer Lesbian Threesome
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The AMateur Girl Who Makes Strangers Sniff her Fingers
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Watermelon Crusher of the Day
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Brooke Wright is Some Other Chick Getting Naked
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Converse Wearing Girls Sticks Thigns in her Front Hole
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The Blonde Titty DJ
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Big Tit Out on the Train
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Find Something to Fuck
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2018

Aug

Shauna Sexton Taking Advantage of the Hype of the Day

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Shauna Sexton is a sugar daddy’s worst nightmare. The kind of sugar baby who doesn’t play it cool at all, but who instead screams at the top of her lungs, on her social media feed, wherever that she’s fucking a rich and famous dude, so that the people fucking know who she is…besides the johns she turns tricks for….

So this weekend she came out as the new Ben Affleck hooker, who doesn’t mind fucking 60 year olds cuz they are Ben Affleck….and now all of a sudden the Playboy Trash I posted TOPLESS YESTERDAY TO SHOW YOU HER DEAL…is out doing shoots on the street for the paparazzi to really drive her whoring home….

It’s pretty fucking bold, but nice to see that she’s not that hot, to give other whores out there hope that their nakedness will get them an A-Lister too old and burnt out to realize what’s going on….willing to pay for their pussy…and continue to pay for their pussy after the world sees her bragging about him paying for her pussy.

Shameless maybe, making the most of an opportunity, LA is a difficult place to navigate, so much rich dude willing to pay for your pussy, not enough time, but I prefer this straight up let the world know what you’re about to a girl playing it cool…and pretending this isn’t the biggest move of her life….in a “maybe he’ll marry me” tactic a lot of them play and end up getting nothing out of….because dude has a vastectomy or only cums in their whore asses.

Who knows…or cares….I just think Ben Affleck can do better.

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2018

Aug

Phoebe Price Nipples Slip of the Day

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Some would say Phoebe Price is a legend…and by some I mean some…because most people don’t actually know she exists or is a thing…and that’s really unfortunate because I am in the “some” who consider her a legend….

She media manipulated using the paparazzi as her strategy in an era before social media, where you had to physically be where the people who were taking the content that they decided was relevant…

She got published in all kinds of magazines, tabloids, for nothing more than showing up places on days the celebs didn’t show up, and the paparazzi were looking for content and she’s been able to build up her own little empire that I don’t think she monetizes, but that doesn’t need to monetize cuz she came from money….

So it’s pure, from her heart, just having a good time getting noticed and getting a kick out of it like some kind of troll…it’s great to see or at least remember some of the innovators who in an era where everyone is a fucking fame whore seeking attention…money…celebrity….put in more effort to get noticed because you had to put more effort in back then….

Shes’ having a casual nip slip in her bikini…as legends do….and I think we should all celebrate that.

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2018

Aug

Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day

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Nicki Minaj and her fat as fuck ass, that could be a fake ass, because when she was first cast to play Nicki Minaj after her acting school, she was fat, she just managed to shape that fat to look more like a sex doll you’d expect her to be, rather than the walmart shopper on the motorized scooter she was supposed to be…..

It’s an ass that is probably shaped and scuplted to look like this, I mean girl’s not bringing something like this out when it’s all deflated and looking like an ass that size should look…..it, and the rest of her, is injected as fuck.

But the good thing about these injections and Lipo – the quick fixes for vanity is that the organs inside her are still rotting to fucking hell…and with that we know her pancreas is struggling….and eventually her foot will go…and like all Americans she’ll be on a motorized scooter….the way Wall-E predicted it.

Diabetes man…we’ve probably all got it…but this ass screams it.

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2018

Aug

Perrie Edwards Spread Legs in a Thong of the Day

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The last time I did a post on Perrie Edwards, I think she was topless. I had to remove the pictures from the site because of laywers and such getting angry at me, but the post actually went viral in an era where I thought viral didn’t happen unless brands were paying for it to happen.

It basically went down like this. I posted it. The story got pushed to my twitter because that’s all I use twitter for. It’s automated, you know, low effort. And I guess a Lil Mix fan, a band I didn’t know exist, like Lil XAN cuz I’m old….and not from the UK….went nuts and next thing you know I am getting tweeted at from every angle, being told off by her fans you didn’t know exist. They were mad.

I guess she matters and so does her spreading in a thong.

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2018

Aug

Rebecca Gayheart Pussy Print of the Day

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It’s nice that the world collectively protests nonsense, like the division of the country, from the Trump Supporters and the Non Trump Supporters who think Trump Supporters are racists….

While murderers like Rebecca Gayheart get to go to the fucking beach and prance around like one of her sex tape videos that Gawker released of her and Eric Dane doing a threesome in a bathtub….

They get to walk around freely, while the poor kid she ran over when on her cellular phone and not paying attention is 6 feet fucking under…

And no one is out there stoning her or trying to bring her down…if anything they are sucking up to her cuz she’s Rebecca Gayheart and has likely done movies and TVs why else would she be in the paparazzi in a bikini..

That said, Murderer Rebecca Gayheart’s ex husband has done a major upgrade, I bet his new girlfriend hasn’t KILLED anyone except in some tribal gang related shit…maybe with some bad crack or something…

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2018

Aug

Gwen Stefani Pussy Flash of the Day

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Gwen Stefani wants the world to know that she doesn’t have a dick, despite popular belief back when she was in No Doubt and was built like a tank.

This is probably Blake Shelton’s initiative because he doesn’t want people thinking that he’s a fucking queer, on some Broke Back Mountain shit, and that he’s more the kind of guy who pulls queers behind his truck after chaining them to it…It’s a Southern thing, I’ve seen Boys Don’t Cry, I get it.

I don’t know if you can actually see her 45 year old mom puss, but it’d be a magical thing if you could, seeing as you never have before, and what better way to celebrate her transition…

Don’t Speak….I know what you’re thinking….shut the fuck up.

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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is reminding the world that she’s European…you know half French from France, where they don’t wear their bras or bikini tops on beaches, it is a cultural thing and all these American girls going braless are just culturally appropriating Lily Rose Depp’s people, it’s the blackface no one cares to fight about cuz we like braless girls and hard nipples…it’s white taking from white so it doesn’t matter…but Lily Rose can secure her position as a girl in no bra with hard nipples…the way her ANCESTORS intended it…those french…so liberated…

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Armpit Photoshoot of the Day

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Bella Thorne wants you to know how progressive she is as a feminist….like all the sex worker feminists out there…who don’t want to admit that they are just sluts using their nudity for likes, they aren’t just tit for marketing flashers…they are doing it for a hire purpose…like generating hype, building their “personal brand” and trying to get as much action as they can so that they can sell off product to their idiot fans…and the weirder they get, the louder they get the easier it is to unload product on the morons who look up to them…it doesn’t require much intelligence, just ego and why over analyze a very simple thing that involves doing anything that people notice to get noticed…why intellectualize it, girl isn’t really educated, more trained by Disney in the art of working hard so that her mom doesn’t beat her since so many girls want to be in her position – song and dance content production and Brainwashing minds everywhere.

Here she is being relevant with her armpit hair out….YOU KNOW THE KIDS LOVE THIS SHIT…

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2018

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Fit in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….that’s a catch phrase amongst the YOUTHS….they do hashtag #GOAT….

I realize Vanessa Hudges is hardly the greatest of all time…but she’s looking her best in this sports bra.

I just try to hype her up in my mind because she was one of the first celebs that I can remember to have some straight up leaked nude selfies…that weren’t good or posed and that featured her bush and I love bush….which was a big deal at the time.

I know Paris Hilton’s phone got hacked probably before Hudgens but Paris was a whore we a sex tape, not some Disney kid on a hit show for kids…

The straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing now but weren’t doing then. It was exciting times to be a blogger.

But now you send asshole pics to strangers just because you like your asshole…and think they should too…which takes away some of the allure and excitement…but I will never forget those glory days we were lucky to witness…

Old timers…and she’s lookin’ good.

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