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2018

18

Jun

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

In case you are wondering – Gigi Hadid has nipples and is showing them off in a tube top like it was the late 90s…

She is not actually built like the barbie doll she has been trying to be since she was 3 or 4 years old sitting in her Malibu Dream house with her narcissistic parents and their rich friends who figured out a way to make their baby’s dreams of being a model come true…through buying that success….

After so many ponies and other things rich girls want, eventually you ask for things like celebrity and fame, because you have all the Barbie Dolls you can buy, and since your narcissistic parents are narcissists and see the JENNERS getting ahead, they fight to make it happen too…rich people wars are fights over dumb shit like how much money they spend on Sweet 16s and weddings…or who has the most brand deals as a credible model when you’re all fucking BUNK INSTAGRAM Garabge…

Hard nipples though…something to look at, look out for, appreciate, even if the rest of her is straight up media manipulated dog shit…and I guess the good news is at least this isn’t her rat faced sister…

Here’s her rat faced sister pretending to be a model..

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2018

18

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Massive Cameltoe of the Day

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Wanna know what’s disgusting?

Kylie Jenner’s mom pussy eating a pair of pants, because being a fat chick, who despite the liposuction is still a fat chick, coupled with being a mom, who has had multiple black dicks tear her apart before having a baby slip out of her unnoticed, is the perfect breeding ground for a mangled pussy, that just can’t be filled hard enough, to fill that void in her soul that comes from a mom who exploits her and a dad who cut his dick off..

These Jenner’s when things get rough, they attack their fucking genitals.

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2018

18

Jun

Megan Irminger Nude Hipster Shoot of the Day

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Megan Irminger has been officially inaugurated on this site – with her tits – from some shoot that likely doesn’t matter – but that is still her tits – in a shoot so therefore it matters at least on some level, probably more for people who actually know her in real life and have wanted to see her naked, than for us, who are just looking at her like she’s just another topless half naked girl, because she is just another topless and half naked girl, making it hard to differentiate between all the topless and half naked girls, a problem that I am pretty happy about…I mean happy as a concept – like I don’t actual feel HAPPY in my empty soul about this…it doesn’t erase all that is wrong in the world…but I am not unhappy that I’ve seen this girl’s tits…if that makes sense…and it does…and that’s all that matters.

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2018

18

Jun

Asia Argento’s Words of Wisdom of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Asia Argento, I don’t even remember her from the 90s when she was relevant, I barely even remember her name or her nudes…she was a name that popped up on early internet porn sites under Celebrity…..the Hollywood rich kid from Italy with big tits and bush….that we’ve probably jerked off to but don’t remember cuz she doesn’t matter…

Now that we are older, I find her lame. It’s like grow up 90s trash, you’re so fucking disconnected from what’s actually going on, even when she tries to associate with the era #metoo..

The only Parts Unknown I ever saw was the one on Asia Argento, because I was at a friend’s house and he made me watch the show, and I said “Bourdain is totally fucking that girl”….and I thought “that girl reminds me of the 90s in the worst way, just fucking rich kid who think she’s got some higher purpose, who is not even hot anymore cuz she’s old”….who a 60 year old like Bourdain would fan boy, because he remembers her dad’s spaghetti Western’s or some shit, or the same early internet celeb nudity sites we used to jerk off to while she just went at his dick and possibly destroyed his soul…because that’s what black widow narcissistic weirdos do….

Now, her and Rose McGowan, are buddy-ing up, pretending they are not gutter sluts, has beens who don’t matter, attacking Weinstein like we care…acting like ambassadors to something that they can’t be ambassadors to..but they have found some media attention from so they run with it…..

More annoying is that she posted a video of her dancing to Staying Alive, after her “boyfriend” hung himself..last week…the same boyfriend who is the only reason anyone is talking or noticing Asia Aregento…

Fucking weird or trying to be weird…cuz she strives for weird…it’s her “art” that isn’t art…

Fuck this bitch, here’s some vintage argento nudes…

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2018

18

Jun

Drunk Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Indian Wife Caught Cheating

Woman and her Soccer Ball..

Delivery Driver of the Day

Man Launches Fireworks at Police

Bear Attacks Trainer

Waterfall Fail…

Dude Drops a Woman’s Body….

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2018

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am from an era of girls wearing ill-fitting GAP style pants of the early 90s….

Where every ass looked fucking terrible…

Where every set of tits looked fucking terrible…if you could see them through the ill fitting t-shirt…

Many other men are from that era…

I saw one of them yesterday, driving down the street, who got a glimpse of the girl I was intentionally walking behind, who had jean shorts up her ass, so that the ass hangs out of it, likely 18-20 year old, just a regular girl doing regular things with her fucking ass out…something that all the girls dress like not just the easy ones…and the dude my age…who likely wasn’t used to this kind of thing…drove into another car…not a major accident, just a bump…all because of an ass in shorts that is considered normal, trendy, or whatever…

Because we’re all fucking perverts, and being shown asses in public speaks to our souls and distracts us no matter how empowered walking around naked is for this generation…

It’s porn to all of us old fucks…

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Homeboy Saved Buddy from Cops
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Snake Scales Wall….
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Jamie Foxx’s Under MeToo Investigating
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Most People Full Body Burns…..Ever….
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Kim Kardashian Fighting Death Row Inmate
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2018

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know whats worse, seeing a mom dressed like some LA bitch on instagram, wearing her big sunglasses and a LA Dodgers had, with a pair of leggings jacked up her cunt, sneakers and some tank top fitness yoga shit that had her tits pushed up to her chin…you know a pretty inappropriate outfit for a mom pushing a baby….but even more inappropriate because I could see she was pregnant with her second kid…

OR…

Getting a boner…while seeing that mom….I blame perversion.

Happy father’s day to all the losers out there with kids, all the deadbeat dads who pretend they don’t have kids, all the dads who are banned from seeing their kids, and all the lonely fucks who can’t have kids cuz no one will let their cum stick in their uterus cuz you pathetic bro….

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Topless Sunbather…
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Youtuber Nip Slip
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“This should Be Fun” were his Last Words Before Being Fucked Up
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The Lamest Dude in Hollywood is a Rapist
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Brie Larson Cleavage…
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Pretty Girls
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Toddler Gets Saved
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The Gay Dude from That Nerd Show Owes it All the Britney
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Kelly Preston HUGE Scientology Tits
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Jeff Goldblum is Pretty Cool
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Courtney Stodden is Good…So Good
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Jerry Seinfeld and Cardi B on the Zach Galifinakis Show
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Massive Dust Devil
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Amy Poehler is Both Disgusting – and a Cunt….annoying and not funny
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Runaway Tire
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UPDATE – Jerry Springer – Still Cancelled
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Lake Bell is So Trash
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2018

15

Jun

Babes Smoking Cigars to Celebrate Epuffer’s Best Father’s Day Gift of the Day

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Our good friends at are passionate about having people quit smoking. So passionate they built a business around it and devoted their lives to it….

As an ex smoker, I feel the exact same way. Smoking is the devil. It’s fucking poison that I don’t understand how that addictive garbage ever was legal, while weed is still illegal, and whenever I see a young person bust out a cigarette, I wonder what kind of white trash retard idiot they are. There is no reason to touch a fucking cigarette, that shit kills you directly, and is proven to kill you, and even if I hate people and theoretcially want them all dead, it’s only because they are idiots who do things like smoke, and don’t realize that smoking is bad….and that they have options to quit…

That said, I love cigars, I have always loved cigars and I still avoid smoking cigars, because they kill you, are addictive and will get me on a terrible cigar smoking path but I still appreciate that theres some real culture and substance and celebration behind a cigar…just look at Fidel Castro…and how happy he looked as an evil dictator with his cigar….and I still like the idea of puffing on a cigar…

BUT we have options….like this that has the look and feel of a cigar, without being a cigar, so that you can still get some pleasure from smoking a cigar, without the cancer.

So what better gift to buy your father or yourself if you don’t have a father, or if your father died and you’re remembering him, than an …and you don’t need to fill your Vape with vanilla and banana and Mango tropical juices….you have options, just check their selections…

Obviously, are popping up everywhere, are super trendy and that is a great thing, you should support, contribute to, and give to your loved ones who smoke, to get them off the smoking, because it does make a difference…especially on father’s day, even if you have daddy issues, because he was never there for you, or never really liked you, he’s still your damn father….

I mean if you aren’t health conscious….or an asshole who wants to get cancer…

Here’s a bunch of babes smoking cigars….to celebrate healthier options thanks to …vaping is the future….

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2018

15

Jun

Romee Strijd Bikini Ass of the Day

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Romee Strijd looks like a good time….living her best life….bikini out for all the fathers who hid in the bathroom jerking off to their wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog….because she is a Victoria’s Secret girl….designed to be jerked off to…

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2018

15

Jun

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ fake sister, who Kate Moss probably doesn’t even acknowledge as her sister, and who is probably barely related to Kate Moss that they could get married in some states, if they weren’t from the UK, and if those states weren’t so anti gay marriage, seeing as that’s how racism works, the states with the most inbreeding are the states that hate homos…

Point being, Lottie Moss relies HEAVY on her last name, and luckily, heavy on posting half naked bikini pics, living that lazy self promoting instagram life…that some would say is bottom feeding and low hanging fruit clickbait, cuz it is…

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