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2018

01

Jun

Sohpie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Sohpie Mudd is the biggest deal on social media. She’s done gone viral and I am ready for her to take the reigns from all those aging big titty girls we are bored of seeing.

You know who they are, their egos are annoying, they think they are actresses now, or actually famous, they made too much money for their own good, while this one…this Sohpie Mudd…who I like to see more dirty…is moving in with new blood, new assets, new offerings that may be virtually the same, it’s switching things up and I am excited by that…but I also have a massive titty fetish..they are wonderful to stare at.

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2018

01

Jun

Paige Elkington Nipples of the Day

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Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her interesting, fun and apparently naked.

I googled her once, and found out that she has Twin Peaks fetish, she looks good in her posts, she’s does some funny, obscure quirky things, it’s what you’d want in someone to follow on social media, but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with taste….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine, is probably what she tells all her family and friends, because despite people liking the band or the band being hugely famous…I don’t believe that can possibly be true…because they are so fucking awful..

But Paige Elkington is not…she’s good.

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2018

01

Jun

Nikki Bella and Other WWE Divas in Bikinis of the Day

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People fucking love the WWE….

I am sure there are a bunch of you out there who fucking love the WWE…

I remember the WWE kids from my college years, not that I went to college, but I’d hang out at colleges and blend in, just to stare at girls…and they were the weirdest mix of people…from Heavy Metal looking rockers, to Italian soccer lovers, all while I couldn’t grasp the appeal of the storylines, the man on man action, and this was before women were used as clickbait…

These are some of the women who are clickbait, because I guess the beauty of WWE is that it’s like TRUMP MAGA AMERICA…good old fucking 90s vibe and American values…I’ve been to at least one WWE event thanks to Heyman giving me tickets, and it was entertaining, despite being so fucking silly, but people are getting rich as fuck off this shit, from Hulk to the Rock…to CHYNA and her sex tape and it’s a cultural phenomenon…that’s trashy and good like a Cracker Barrel on Sunday Brunch after Church full America.

I don’t know who the big broad is but here is her pussy flash

Posted in:Nikki Bella|SFW|WWE

2018

01

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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When you’re a good Christian narcissist, you whore yourself on social media for followers, you hang out with the worst shitty humans imaginable for you to gain following, you basically become the opposite of everything you’d think you’d learn in the church, but you still claim to be a Christian…because it makes you feel like your decisions as a whore are more wholesome and good intentioned.

I don’t get when rich kids really just become basic instagram whores, instead of doing things of value. Do they think they are hot, or do they think they are worthless and thus need to be praised by all, is this the new rich kid cocaine addiction, it’s a model addiction. I don’t have the answers…just the bikini pics..

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Federica Nargi Nipples of the Day

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Federica Nargi is an Italian instagram thot she’s been around here before being boring – now shes out here with her nipples hard getting wet in a white bikini because in the last 4 years and 1 month she has learned that without nipples in your social media pics – you ain’t shit…

I would look her up, but her Nagri name sounds like Negroni, and I love all those exotic cocktails, while fantasizing about the 1960s VESPA road trip through the Mediterranean, like a romance novel I never wrote, with hairy Italian girls I’ve never met, but who like to treat a cock like a cured meat their grandfather used to make in their shed, and shove them in their Italian twats…

We’re all allowed to have dreams…and this one is Frederica’s I guess.

Posted in:Federica Nargi|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Megan Fox Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

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When you are a whore with three kids – like Megan Fox – it’s had to not have a cameltoe when you have some leggings on…..if she didn’t have a cameltoe I would assume she was wearing a rubber pussy cover or cap to prevent cameltoe….the cameltoe guard…a product that should never be invented because the whole point of being a woman is having pussy definition…it is my favorite…even when on an old battered hag….

Tight pants for everyone! Even when it is gross..

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Woman Flashes Tit on Google Maps and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Explodes at Gas Station

Thai Pussy Flash

Rat VS Cat

Crab VS Testicles…

Man Pees While Cooking….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Going into the weekend….remember if you think the grass is greener on the other side, like if you’re the kind of guy who looks at everyone and think they have it better than you, because you’re a miserable fuck, those people probably do have it better cuz they aren’t sitting at home thinking about you….

My advice to you is find a young mistress….because clearly you hate your old, fat tired wife….and no miserable fuck married man hates having a young mistress, it adds fun to their shit life….until their life falls apart, the young mistress gets bored of them, and they end up at a long stay model….really hating life for a valid reason cuz you are dumb fuck who doesn’t value your life or old fat wife…just watch the gay porn you secretly are into…homo…

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Bella Hadid Lips…
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Woman Shaving Leg at Public Pool…
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Lame Dance Around the World Dance…Get a Job…
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Paris is Hated by Family..
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Julianne Hough ass in Leggings…
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Kanye West in Wyoming…
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Pam Anderson Tits….
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The 30 Year Man Moves Out!
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2018

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of the day today was that girls are slutty as fuck when they leave their houses. It’s like instagram may be a porn site, but it’s also tricked into everyday life.

From girls walking around in Bikini tops with some huge tits, to girls wearing short shorts, to girls going braless in wife-beaters, the streets are alive with the sound of exhibitionism….

This one girl at the Starbucks patio was wearing like a loose short instagram fashion bloger type skirt thing, she bent over to pick up her drink or to talk to her hipster homo polaroid camera holding content manager and her full ass flashed the street – like full fucking ass…pantyless…because why wear underwear it gets in the way with being a liberated girl…in what most people would say manage your anus girl…but think “please do that again, and again and again”….I mean no one would say manage your anus girl…that’s the reality…we are all consumers INTERESTED in consuming what is being marketed to us….

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Bella Hadid Swears She Didn’t Use Lip Fillers…
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Shia LaBeouf Playing his Drunk Dad…
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Hot or Not – the New Bachelortte
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Gold Jewelry Found at Stonehenge
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Three Car Pile-Up Art….
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Camel Attempts to Eat Kid
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Bella Thorne’s Erotic Music Video
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John Goodman is the man
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MMA Fighter Secret Strategy
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Crazy Guy Just Wants his ID
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Italians Turn Waste Milk into Clothes….
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Crazy Scaffolding Accident
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Old as Fuck Lady…
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Someone Called Ivanka Trump a Cunt – Then Cries…Like a Scared Bitch….
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Chloe Ferry in a See Through Dress..
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Costanza Caracciolo Titty Flash…
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NY POst Slut Shames a Slut
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Murdered Russian Journalist Turns Up
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Dude Almost Drowns Doing a Houdini Trick…
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Marisa Papen in Biarritz Naked…
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Kelly Brook Panty Flash….
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Angelina Jolie Update….
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Georgia May
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Victoria Justice and her Slutty Sister Slutty
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Jessie J Shows the Pink
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Tove Lo Fat with Hard Nipples
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Stella Maxwell Shows the Pink…
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Alba in InStyle – Boring
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Ariana Grande in FADER – Boring
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Lisa Rinna – Vampire
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Fat Avril Lavigne in a Weird Car Demo
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Isla Fisher -Nice Tits
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Jennifer Lawrence – Nice Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Nerdy Girl Squirts
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Amateur Spreading on the DOPE couch
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AMateur of the day – JESUS HATES ME?
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Hot Cam Girl – Dildo Ride
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Just Another Dildo Ride
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GIRL COOKING NAKED
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Jameika Turner
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Nicole Graves Naked Blonde….
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Jamie Lynn in Heels
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2018

31

May

Janice Dickinson Bikini Pic of the Day

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Janice Dickinson is out celebrating the Death of Cosby, which I guess is the only thing she’s known for, despite reminding everyone over and over again that she’s the original super model and coined the term super model – about herself – before super models even existed..

I mean that and the fact that she’s had more plastic surgery than all the Kardashians combined, which is pretty impressive, considering they are all on the once a week touch up maintenance program…and thanks to that investment…she is still worth looking at in a bikini – like the science experiment at the science fair you want to fuck – she is.

You sick fuck…

But in good news, at least she looks less like a corpse than she used to…yay for that…unless you’re a necrophiliac…in which case, I am sorry for your loss, something you hear everytime a corpse comes back to life before you get a chance to fuck it…something I’m sure is exactly what COSBY was into…because you don’t need a dead opportunist you just had sleepytime sex with, you want them to wake up confused….it’s easier to get away with it for decades..

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