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2018

25

Jul

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan’s ass looks deflated….because that’s what happens when you’re a mom in your 40s who has given up her dance life…for the divorced celebrity wife…it’s the aging process but that doesn’t seem to mind being in a bikini because the other girls her age don’t have that muscle memory from the years she spent being in shape before locking in the celebrity husband she’s recently divorced from….

But I will stare at them in a bikini…because…that’s what it’s all about man…

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2018

25

Jul

Kara Del Toro Topless of the Day

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We may not know who Kara Del Toro

She may be like every girl on social media posing topless…and that’s OK…

I have seen 10 pics of girls doing this pose today…without even looking…

I am not one of those instagrammer types who stares at the feed all day…I find it boring…even when the girls are posing topless.

But the fact is that Kara Del Toro is the one I am posting on….because I pulled it from a site that thinks she’s important and I’ll just follow their lead because I am old and out of touch and why bother trying to discover talent while others can do it for you.

It’s like outsourcing…..

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Katie Price Naked of the Day

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Katie Price has found herself again….

After years of being forgotten, probably busy raising her handicapped kid, living off her hooker model money….she’s decided to make a comeback involving getting naked like the old times…with her clown tits like the old times…that are scaled down versions of the tits that made her famous…but that are still round as fuck…basketballs if you will….and any naked on the beach kind of woman is the liberated spirit my soul is drawn to….some hippie shit….even if everything about her is artificial…

All this to say – I thought the world was against plastics in the Oceans…why isn’t there a Katy Price ban on the beaches…

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Posted in:Jordan Katie Price|Katie Price|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Lily Mo Sheen is Up to some Dyke Shit of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen, the daughter of actress and fetish to the nerds everywhere – Kate Beckinsale – has taken her rich and entitled 18 year old college girl to the next level and produced some content I can support and get behind that involves instagram whoring because it’s LOLZ what perverts freak out over and react to….especially when they are all from her mom’s feed…you know real weirdos…all while getting jerked off to…the way a girl likes to be treated…it’s worth more than actual money to them….cuz they have money and no concept of money…but dudes jerking off to them…that shit is real.

Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Maria Sharapova Gets her Ass Ate of the Day

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I think this dude is a performance enhancing drug official….

Either being paid off….the right way…or using new practices to detect cheating…a mechanism that I would have invented if I was the scientist because screening blood samples and urine sames is fucking boring…when you can just go to the source an sniff it out…

Right.

This is just crazy – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2018

25

Jul

Hailey Baldwin for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin life lesson…..get engaged to Bieber….increase your profile…get magazines to shoot and promote you…

A marketing tactic you would expect that would lead to Selena Gomez having an opiate overdose, but Selena Gomez doesn’t do anything for herself, she just gets other people to do it….including but not limited to kidneys….

Pretty slutty for a Christian god loving garbage rich brat…who is standing in line for her chance to be the next Kardashian….

Animal prints and bra tops….racy….how Jesus likes it…slutty.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Phoebe Price Erotica of the Day

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I message Phoebe Price as often as possible…asking her for nudes, or for her to film a sex tape, yet she never fucking does it, yet she always posts content that despite being near 50, is so close to where we need it to be….but not close enough….I want to see old lady pussy lips in the wind…..

The funny thing about Phoebe Price is that she thinks I stalk her, while she just shoves her erotica down our throats, It is what we like about her.

Here she is in some see through shit

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2018

25

Jul

Sex in the Parking Lot and Other Videos of the Day

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Firework in Booty

Young Girl Drops Half Her Weight and Gets Surgery to Remove her Granny Body

Chinese Woman Gets Kicked

Drunk Biker…

Man Shot out of Cannon Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife is menopausal, half dead and barely women, topping the scales off at 300 lbs, but there was a time she got her period, and like most women demanded anal sex that week, only I wasn’t excited about it like most men would
Be, a 300 pound diabetes can’t be depended on when it comes to a clean colon.

Unintentional Fecal art everywhere

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Lamar Odom involved in a Shooting
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Demi Lovato is Terrible at Suicide and Opiate Addiction – But Celebs Love Her
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Dog Trying to Play with Cat
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Ride Falls Apart
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Sacha Baron Cohen’s Latest Troll
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Some Robert Rodriguez Movie
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NASA Helps NFL Players Make More Money
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Mattress Stuck in Car Fail
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A Cam Girl Is Not a Whore
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Florida Man VS Man who Pushed Him
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have this effect on women where looking at me induces their periods, and if they are pregnant, it induces miscarriages, because looking at them makes them not want to breed….it makes their internal organs shut the fuck down…which is convenient for me…because of the blowjobs….you see for some reason, most girls who want to get rid of you without being rude will give a blowjob, and as a man you think “isn’t it easier to just put a dick in your vagina not your mouth since you don’t have to taste it that way”…but as it turns out women don’t like increasing their sex numbers…but blow job numbers…that shit don’t matter….not that I get any of anything…..but it’s good to pretend that you repulse women so bad they suck your dick instead of fucking you, when really you repulse them so bad they cross the street when they see you to avoid you trying to touch their breasts…if you know what I mean.

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Model Who Eats 13 Pounds of Nutella a Month to have Fattest Ass
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Madison Beer – Big Cleavage…
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Courtney Stodden Nude on Instagram
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The Demi Lovato Bullshit Heroin Overdose Story
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Serena Willams and the Reddit Guy are Rich
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Amber Heard Hard Nipples
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Nicole Scherzinger Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Jen Aniston Hard Nips
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Idiot Gas Station Thief Applies for a Job
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Hit and Run of the Day
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Fat UK Youtuber in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham Films Daughter Petting their Dead Dog Before taxidermy…
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Ivanka Trump Shutting Down
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Dog VS TV LOgo
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Hot Instagram Slut of the Day
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Sewer Main Explodes onto Grandma
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Jared Kushner’s Brother is Engaged to Taylor Swift’s Lover Cuz He’s Rich and Models Like Rich Guys
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James Franco and his Girlfriend who Isn’t Underage
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Florida Man VS Man who Pushed Him
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Fat Ariel Winter in a Tight Dress…
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Jen Lawrence Big Tits in Cali Being Famous
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Janet Jackson – Filming Some Shit
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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VS Models in Hong Kong getting Paid
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Farrah Abraham Doing MMA
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Renee Olstead Cleavage
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Chloe Grace Moretz at Event
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Charlize THeron – Gives a Speech
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Hot Fucking Amateur of the Day
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Beach Tits are Mesmorizing -the Video
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Big Tits Naked and Balancing…
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Dating in 2018
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The girl with 2 Toys
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Mary Lin – Hot Tits
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Anita’s Awesome Pussy Angle
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Melanie – BIG AND BOUNCY
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Girl Next Door – BAIT
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