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2018

18

May

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

Kristin Cavallari was a low level reality show starlet – who didn’t make the move to the actual reality show that made all those laguna beach rich kids really matter…not that they matter now….but Kristin Cavallari really didn’t matter…is in a BIKINI celebrating her Athlete wife with two kids body in her bikini and it’s not as offensive as you’d think it was being that she’s a mom in a bikini…vagina probably shattered…but we’ll never know thanks to smoke and mirrors….

Because she’s some RICH, once reality show star, who lives that fake LA life, and everything about these people are fucking lies…self indulgent, think they matter, rich people who live the good life, while you perverts who remember her don’t…thanks to being failures…who missed the mark and didn’t find a way to get rich, to find pussy like this to fuck, who bounce back from the baby making cuz it’s the only thing they really need to do…

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2018

18

May

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Booty of the Day

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Ashley Graham called, she wants her strategy to get noticed back….but I guess all these fat girls getting half naked for you fat fetishists out there have the same hustle…it’s show the world your fatness…market it as not being ashamed of said fatness and in turn book jobs because all the women ashamed of their bodies, often times skinny women, ashamed they aren’t skinny enough can be disgusted by her, while the fat ones can be like “you go girl” which further perpetuates the simple fact that fat girls, like skinny girls, can be shameless attention seeking whores who get naked on social media…they are just more annoying and much grosser about it..

I do think it’s fine for all women to be comfortable naked, even fat women. Love yourself or some shit. I just don’t want to see it…but then again…I don’t mind seeing it…even if on a top level it’s gross as fuck.

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2018

18

May

Lais Ribeiro Got Them Titties On of the Day

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SINGLE MOM OF THE DAY

Lais Ribeiro…

PULLED FROM THE SLUTS OF THE VICTORIA’S SECRET WORK CAMP…

Now making lots of money, celebrated by the masses, invited to events, jerked off to by the perverts who don’t care that she was a single mother, but rather view that as proof she’s a slut…or haven’t got so deep into her story to realize she’s a teen mom…because they are too distracted by the tits…as they should be…because it’s not the mom vagina we assume bounced back because it happened when she was young…

Great story. I know.

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2018

18

May

J.Lo Striptease of the Day

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J.Lo just will not give up – because I guess that’s what happens when you are a self involved narcissistic freak who doesn’t want to accept that you are getting old, and irrelevant, but that instead you can work out all day, get face injections and try to defy science…and the fact that you are old…because you’re ego has you thinking you’re invincible, and your idiot fans buy into you, and your entourage suck up to you, so you just don’t get down…you’ve won, and will keep winning, even when you are losing, because people celebrate you almost as much as you celebrate yourself…

I don’t always mind that kind of stripper, I do prefer when they realize that they are that kind of stripper, and start offering discounts though, while J.Lo’s still charing full price, if not a premium, becasue she’s J.Lo and has that Nostalgic value…

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2018

18

May

Izabel Goulart See Through of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is probably best known for being a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who either got fired or escaped from Victoria’s Secret, even though I didn’t think they really let any of their immigrant models escape…kinda like a communist regime, only the half naked version, mainly because I thought they abducted these girls from their mother countries, killed off their families and Castro’ed them in the most Glamorous way, by holding them captive…only letting them out to model underwear…that or they were fucking robots because girls generally don’t look like this…

While since that Victoria’s Secret stint, she’s gone onto be the fittest body on instagram, that I am bored of, because she’s old and repetitive…but I guess she still matters and is in Cannes or some shit producing content…in slutty outfits that showoff her body…

She has been documenting it on her social media….letting people know she is relevant…..

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2018

18

May

Ashley Graham Plus Size Lingerie of the Day

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Ashley Graham Lookin’ Like a Holiday Ham was the alternate title for this amazing post….

She’s one of the big models, literally VERY big models, used by a fat clothing brand in this stop fat shaming movement, in this fat people are people too, in this she got big on instagram so bottom feeders like SI started using her to show off how inclusive they are, so that they can exploit women with their misogyny as they do with the excuse..like a racist saying “I’m not racist, I have black friends”….

You know how it is…

I just wonder how big her shits are….while wearing these white panties…or if she’s clever enough to starve herself to look as skinny as she can for a shoot….or if she feeds off being a feeder and feeding or overeating to be as fat as they can be before the shoot….the opposite of actual models….she can pose for cameras…but she isn’t a model to me….

I think this is irresponsible as a society to celebrate fat chicks, it is a sick sick fetish….you sick fucks…

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2018

18

May

Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day’s got a big fat ass, in a big fat bathing suit, in some big fat clickbait, that is likely not even her real ass, because that’s the kind of world we live in, one where a girl get her ass injected and her gunt sucked out to have some kind of comeback, whatever kind of comeback this is, and the whole thing is about as magical as the royal wedding, because when trash surfaces to the top, thanks to manipulative tactics, they’ve learned in their prostitution….I feel excited to know the world is still dumb fucks.

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2018

18

May

Naked protestor Demands Equal Rights and Other Videos of the Day

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German Tourist Gets Kicked in Head

Man VS Waterfall

Knife VS Nurse

Off Duty Cop Shoots Singer’s Leg

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2018

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is anyone else using the royal wedding as an opportunity to relive our youth and jerk off to princess Diana bikini pics. I am.

Because all this royal wedding to a low level sugar baby / actress / deal or no deal model I never heard of is inspiring to all sugar babies everywhere…instagram girls loves this shit…

Here are some morning links….

I accidentally watched Black Panther Last Night – It Was Some Racist Shit – Here are How the Visual Effects were Made
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An Update on the Hilary Duff Neighbor Feud
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IT IS BONG O’Clock
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CBD IS THE BEST – BUY SOME
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Kim Kardashian Deletes Weight Loss Lollipop Ad because People Hate Her…
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Celebs Go to the U2 Show – Because Apparently They Don’t Hate U2 Like I Do
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How Not to Transport Meat
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Vanity Fair VS GQ in a War No One Cares About – But Check Out Sarah Silverman’s Tits
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Snake in the Ceiling Fan
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2018

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always find it funny when I see a fake ass tits fake girl who gets naked on social media – calling out fake people for being fake…in what is some kind of social media tantrum…because today, I clicked a random girl’s story and saw her bitching about fake people being the worst, only to click on her profile to see she’s naked in every picture showing off her fake face, fake ass, fake life…because it’s always the fake people who call out people for being fake to distract from them being fake.

Speaking of fake, I saw an Asian women with DDs, was it due to McDonalds…lots of Asians love their McDonalds…or was it some Asian Engineering padded bra…or was it freak of nature because she was raised by the nuclear run asian sweatshop before coming to America…or was it….IMPLANTS…

I will never know…but I do know it was great times.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Cat Fish Dude is a Rich Sexual Predator – Obviously – His Career Was Based on Fucking Chicks from the Internet…
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Megan Davison in a Bikini…
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Joey McIntyre House….
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Hero Mom – Saves the Day
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Mission Impossible Geriatric Trailer
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Chantelle Connelly Nip Slip
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Big Titty Ariel Winter
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Aussie Girl
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Real Engine in a Barbie Car
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Rita Ora Nip Slip
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New backstreet Boys Video for the Perverts
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Jon Stewart and Dave Chapelle on Tour Together…
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Cat Rescued from a Burnt Out House
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Father Freaks Out on McDonald’s Employee who Sold his Son Meth
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There is a Murphy Brown Reboot – and a Magnum PI Reboot – IDEAS ARE RUNNING OUT
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini…
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Cops Save Overdosing Dude
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Just a Passing Tornado…
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Yolanda Hadid Tits have Lyme Disease..
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Shoppers Take Out Kidnapping Suspect
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Failed Police Pullover
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Jared Leto Called Out By Dude For Being a Creep
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Kourtney Kardsashian in a Bikini
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Bigot in Manhattan
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Goulart’s Got a Great Ass
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Ambrosio in a Bathing
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Miley Cyrus No Make-Up Flipping Bird
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Barbara Palvin Thigh….
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Violett Beanie Worth
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Petsch in Pants
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Dakota Fanning at an Event
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Strokes Out
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NUDE PHOTOS!!!
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Anus of the Day
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Harley Quinn Cosplay
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LIVE SEX FOR ALL!!!
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Girl and her Pussy Balls
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Ally Playing with Herself
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I LOVE YOUR TITS….
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Naked Super MILF
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Anja Rubik Nipple
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HOT BLONDE TITS…
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Sluts who Selfie
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Instagram Model / Porn Chick Jannice Griffith Shows How it’s Done
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HUGE TITS!
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More HUGE Tits
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THe DP Cam Girl
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