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2018

24

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Pressure Washing her Pussy of the Day

There comes a time in every famous woman, who may have been born a man, something we’ve deducted from years of watching her do her queer little slut dances, whilst rocking a hard face and hard body, when they need to use a pressure washer, you know a little high powered, steady stream…on her pussy to either re-open the fuck hole the doctor build her, or break the flaps that are growing back together apart, or maybe just take off that first layer of skin like some spa treament exfoliation because the top layer’s gone gangrenous….and you got to get it off..

Or maybe, that pussy just stanks…

I don’t know but it makes for an interesting thing to watch someone do for the paparazzi, treating that pussy like an old deck or a Garage floor…a fetish to some I’m sure.

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2018

24

Jul

Liz Hurley Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley is into showing off her tits in a bikini, because I guess this is the aging process, get it in well before it’s too late to have people jerk off to you, so that you feel like you still matter, like you still exist, like you are doing your part…all while getting great feedback for it, and even selling bikini because of it, always monetizing the tits….something we can’t really hate on…since we like tits and the women who have them….even if we don’t like the women themselves…we appreciate them as the host bodies they are…

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2018

24

Jul

Kimberley Garner’s Ass Eating Shorts of the Day

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We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage…it’s that she followed me on twitter accidentally in her famewhoring….only to block me hours later but I will never forget that moment…

She’s not that hot, she’s not that interesting, she’s from the UK reality show Made in Chelsea that casts pretty much everyone and that establishes a following for these people, and she’s managed to use that access to get to the USA where she does whatever she does, trying to be the next Kelly Brook maybe, all with her tits out….and ass eating her shorts…and there’s nothing wrong with that…her body is great…

Kimberley Garner Tits in Nude Shirt and Ass hanging out of her shorts

Here’s her ass eating a white swimsuit..floss

Kimberley Garner Tits and ASs Tight Wet White Swimsuit

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2018

24

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Has it ALl Figured Out of the Day

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I don’t have all the answers, I am not a scientist, but I do know when you’re Charisma Carpenter, posting crotch shots on the internet is a good strategy to stay around…

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhbitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing none the less…

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2018

24

Jul

Jada Pinkett Smith Instathot Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Will Smith’s wife, or beard, depending on how you want to look at it, who may or may not be in an open relationship with him, who has told the world she has the vagina of a 15 year old, whatever that fucking means, which I have taken upon myself to interpret as tight, trimmed, and not mangled like the mom she is, but that I assume is a figure of speech and not from first hand research on what 15 year old vaginas look like, through her daughter and her daughter’s friends, like rich people would do because they are weird..

Well, Will Smith had turned to social media and had a feed worth watching, I thought it was well done, and I guess his wife and partner is jumping on board with her own rendition of what the people post on social…tits out in a bikini for attention, because even when you’re too old you’re not too old…

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2018

24

Jul

Sophia Lieberman Nude Enough Shoot of the Day

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Sophia Lieberman’s bio is “You’ll remember me someday”…meaning she’s just out there trying to go grow her modeling career and her celebrity through nude photoshoots and other lifestyle blogging as these people do…which isn’t actual blogging, but I guess could be seen as blogging, since they are documenting their lives and interjecting it with bullshit nonsense opinions that don’t matter, to sort of pad and buffer the nude shoots, so they don’t seem super shameless and attention seeking, even though we get it from her bio of “You’ll remember me someday”….we get it.

I don’t get why she’s only got 3,000 followers….

I do get that she’s far hotter than the S. Lieberman I once knew who was my accountant many years ago….an old man who smelled of brisket and dill pickels…maybe a relative of these tits…WHO KNOWS…

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2018

24

Jul

Courtney Stodden Naked of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is one of the weirder personalities to come out of the whole tabloid internet bullshit….partially because she was written about so much before the sex tape…but forgotten so hard 5 minutes after being written about…because I guess people liked the child bride storyline of an underage wife, which if she as really an underage wife, people would be getting arrested, but they don’t like them when they turn into clown tit rocking weirdos….I think she even had a reality show and was on TV…and it really wasn’t that long ago…while the rest of us have never been on TV..proving just how special her whorin’ is….

I dig it.

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2018

24

Jul

Old Man Sneaking under Short Dress and Other Videos of the Day

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Train Groper

Amusement Ride Fail

Old Man VS Cyclist…

Woman on Zombie Drugs…

Customer Tries Stopping Shoplifter

Nerd Shit

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Is rape culture still a thing, or have we moved on as a people and realized that not all bad sexual experiences are rape, and that sometimes it takes a little accountability of oneself when bad sexual experiences happen, you know like when you get in cars with strangers while drunk…and all that other good stuff…like maybe you fucked up…

Is rape culture still a thing, have the general public, every women ever, who decided she has been raped, realized that there are other things to worry about, and other clubs to be part of.

I’m asking because I don’t hear much about it anymore, and I’m missing my dose of people coming out with stroies of drinking too much and ended up in gangbang situations that they partake in cuz they’ve seen the pronos and aim to please before getting black out drunk…and deciding they were taken advantage of, a tool in the jock’s gangbang party, because without them…there’d be no pussy and it’d just be bro on bro and that’s queer.

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Taylor Swift in a Mini Skirt
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The Beef You Don’t Care About
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Victoria Hervey – Pussy Print
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2018

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know when you try to fist that old weathered hooker for 50 dollars because regular girls don’t let you fist them…but you can’t get your thumb in…so it’s not quite a fist and 50 dollars is wasted…

I like to think that is the story of my life…

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The Slut in the New Top Gun Sequel
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Sluts at the Maxim Party
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Cop Points Gun at Citizen with a Camera
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People Hate the ANimal Cruelty Cakes
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Celebs Defend James Gunn
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Rat Cow in a Slutty Bikini
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Stella Maxwell Nipple
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Maria Sharapova – Cheater in a Bikini
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Roseanne is Funny
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Coin Flip Determines a Woman’s Fate
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Racial Sluts While Being Arrested
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Jessica ALba Attacked by a Tranny
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Color Me Badd Singing – Arrested
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Weird Make-Up Illusions
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Bella Hadid Fucks the Weeknd Still
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Some WHo’s Hotter Bullshit that Doesn’t matter
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Road Rage of the Day
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Kesha In Concert in a LEotard
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