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2018

01

Aug

Elizabeth Olsen Pussy Print of the Day

Elizabeth Olsen is out there being the still relevant Olsen cuz she has to keep working – she doesn’t have all the Olsen twin billions from pre-internet straight to DCD shit movies that every girl loved….

The nice thing about being the sister of the Olsen Twins – is consistent work, allowing you to leverage your name, get work and shows the Paparazzi her cooter in a white bikini bottom, my favorite in pussy hugging bikini bottoms, cuz when wet, can be see through….it is the little things….or in Liz Olsen’s case the big fat pussy lip things.

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2018

01

Aug

Shelley Hennig Nose Job of the DAy

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The best caption of this pics comes from MadamMeow in the FORUM which was the simple yet effective “She Spelled TIT Wrong”…..

Shelley Hennig is some 30 year old from Days of Our Life, Teen Wolf, other bullshit..and she’s got some tits.

She’s from New Orleans, which by default makes me like her better than I like most aspiring and even working…and even celebrity level actresses…because New Orleans is hands down the best city in America…you hear that other cities…New Orleans wins…it’s got soul, an enegery, ghosts, BOOZE everywhere CHEAP Booze everywhere, and good food…it’s a great place to go and die really…

I love the southern Hospitality, and the Southern Big Titties….

I am a fan…

I find it interesting, not that interesting, that she’s got millions of fans on social media and that I’ve never heard of her, because I am dialed in bro.

But I find her cleavage more interesting….because I am stil the kind of guy who can appreciate cleavage….in this desexualiztion of titty world.

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2018

01

Aug

Frida Aasen Bikini Model of the Day

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…or testicles…or even my prostate but not in a gay way…in a “That is where my orgasm lives, go to the source, of you’re gonna get things explosive, figure it out”….hijacking planes and shit like she was a HADID….

I like to think of her as a refugee looking for a new life in America and desperate, willing to get naked despite her family being shamed by her behavior and forcing a honor killing, but before they stone her to death in the park, you get out your way with her…because you promised her the good life…

UNFORTUNATELY, because life isn’t as good as I write it out, it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…or prostate….but not in a gay way…it’s just the direct line to the source of my orgasms…something we need all the help in achieving in my older, desenstized, unhealthy pervert existence..

This is not Affirmative Action, Inclusion, Inclusivity, Letting Everyone in, Celebrating Diversity…in a racist world where the liberals trying to help like some condescending elitist shit are as racist as the rednecks with their tiki torches…it’s just some Nordic Bitch built hot….like a Finnish Sauna….only from Norway…the land of Cross Country Skiing…white as fuck…

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2018

01

Aug

Iggy Azalea Bikini Slut of the Day

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In news that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, because it’s not science people…a ho is a ho is a ho…especially when the storyline she tries to tell people to justify why a white suburban girl is a rapper…relies heavily on being a ho.

It’s like weeks into releasing the single, and days after releasing the single, we’re virtually face to face with the grossest fake white ass black guys love….and it just keeps on continuing because the tactic works.

So complain about dudes cat calling you and staring when you’re out there slutting girls, but keep on slutting…the WORLD relies on it….at least your world…to sell seats at shows and songs on apple…

Garbage. Seriously.

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2018

01

Aug

Jasmine Shogren Vagina on the Internet of the Day

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Jasmine Shogren is obviously hot, which isn’t saying much because any skinny tall lean chick who does herself up and calls herself a model is hot to the average dude. I mean dudes are pretty easy going and willing to fuck anything, knock up anything, and if you’ve been to any white trash town, store or area, you’ll be amazed at just how many very disgusting looking inbred looking women have been knocked up, which is pretty obvious that a dude got hard and busted up in them, so they were hot enough for them….meaning when girls like this come along…which is often…because it is the instagram generation where every half decent girl is naked and posing…I notice…I mean I barely notice…but when they put their full on pussy’s out there…their actual vagina in a shoot like they are a sex worker, and may be, or an amateur porn person, and they may be, but are maintaining the unsuccessful, never working model angle as long as they can because it sounds better when you call back home with the updates on your crazy dream you’re trying to live out….your childhood dream of being famous and successful and celebrate…a dream EVERY girl has had before you but that you think you’ll break through because when you look at those who have broke through you feel confident that you are as good or better….and I agree…only because the willingness to put the pussy out so early in the insta fame shows how serious she is….

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2018

01

Aug

Rose Smith Nipples of the Day

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Rose Smith from instagram low level fame – who you can follow here – because I am all for tipping you perverts off to girls who are trying to get famous, trying to make it in the world, but doing it under the pretence of nude photos – so long as they appear to be artistic since they are in black and white. It’s a tactic to get posted on people’s profiles, grow your base and maybe even go viral.

You know all this, girls know all this, that’s why there are so many girls doing it…it’s a trend, a great trend, better than mom jeans, bell bottoms and tattoo trends…..

So go follow her HERE where she will blend into hundreds or thousands of other girls…

You can also watch her make cocktails on youtube….

Because she’s trying…that NYC life via social media content….it’s the only way to be competitive…

I am not hating, I think this is all great….

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2018

01

Aug

Blow Job in the Bank and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Punches Girl in the Face Twice – Knocking Her Out

Girl Rides the Escalator a Weird Way

Arsonist VS Gas Station

Robbing Using the TAP

Woman Slaps Immigration Officer

Woman VS INspector’s Pants

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2018

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling my neighbor…

“YOU are fucking sexy and I will definitely be jerking off to you tonight while sniffing your sheets”

As she is hanging up her sheets on her clothesline…

Will piss off her husband…who is standing right next to her.

People are so fucking uptight these days, look at the social media and watch how people are dealing with Straws, Trump, Being Liberal or Republican, White or Black…and everything else…terrible.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

I’d Let my CBD do This to Me!
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Sarah Silverman’s Pedo Joke
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Man VS Chair
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Crocodile VS Trainer
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Ashley Graham – Fucking Big
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Otters are Fucking Violent – and Kill a Caiman
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French Montana – Not Killed
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Big In Germany David Hasselhoff Got Married in Italy
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Thought Catalog – The CBD CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS…
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Bad Timing – in the Elevator
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K-Fed Says Britney Spears is Pulling Celeb Bullshit
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been seeing these meme going around about Dating in 1998 – can I have my Cds Back, Dating in 2018 – can you delete those pictures of my asshole….funny to girls born in the 80s because they never thought they would be the girl sending pics of their assholes out…and have been to keep up…which must be hard getting old as a woman….

The nice thing about being a man, is that the girls we date off the internet were born in 1998. So we don’t need to reflect on the way it was. Just the way it is. They don’t even know what CDs are, except for maybe from movies like Clueless that still get watched….

Not to mention, those girls born in 1998, have been handing out pics of their assholes for the last few years like they are birthday invites or valentine’s day in elementary school when you had to give one to everyone…it’s just common courtesy and if you haven’t seen each other’s assholes, even as casual friends, you can’t consider yourself KNOWING each other.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Chrissy Teigen’s Disgusting Topless Pic and Fat Mom Body
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Touching Hands on the Escalator Prank
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Kendall Jenner in Shit Pond Water
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Ashley Graham is Fat as Fuck
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Naomi Campbell is PRegnant
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Kim K- Nipples
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Dora Madison Burge – Pokies
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French Montana’s House Targeted by Armed Gunmen
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Katy Perry – Legs….
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Guy in the Gym Being an Idiot…
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Dad Smells Liquid Ass
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty Fucking christian with a Trans Face
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Nicole Kidman Tarantula Catching
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Instagram Whore of the Day
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Trebek Wants a Black Woman to Host Jeopardy
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Sacha Cohen Trolling More Republicans
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Florida Man – Hit by Car
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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Trump….Obviously
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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From the Forum

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Heidi Montag – BIKINI Shoot
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Kaili Thorne – The NEglected Thorne Sister in a Gown in the Ocean for Water
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Molly Quinn is Scary
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Amber Heard – Devil Woman – Whore Tit
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Celebrity Nude in Movies Compilation
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Olivia CUlpo SLutty in NYC
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Madison Beer in a Crop Top
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Jodie Sweetin – Old Lady METH Tits in a Black Wig
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Olivia Attwood Picking her Wedgie
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Th GLOW party
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Outfit – Not Hot
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Vanessa Hudgens – Sports Bra
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Jordyn Jones – Legs…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girls Getting Their Fuck on at Work
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Face Mounted Dildo
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Testing the New Sex Doll is Terrifying
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Red Shirt – Red Thong – Red Hot
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Tennis Slut
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Tara Naked and Posing Proper…
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Big Titty Photography Club You’d Want to Be part Of
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Lesbians in the Library
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Wet Pussy – Grey Panties
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Just a Milf Fucking her Panties
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Black Dude Fucking White Girl with a Confederate Flag On Her Wall
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Lots of Fucking Cleavage
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Slutty Selfies
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Bolt On Tits for the Bolt On Tit Lovers
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Throwback to Greek Tits
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2018

31

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day

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If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child….

Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did…

We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is…

This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused….

But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here.

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