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Julianne Hough Humping the Air in a Bikini of the Day

Naked Walker in Canada of the Day

Leni Klum’s Oktoberfest Tits of the Day

2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Topless of the Day

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Ariel Winter Topless is actually Ariel Winter in a Towel and not living up to the fetish we call “what’s under the towel”…..even though she should, but that I guess she doesn’t really have to…because unlike all the other girls posting up nudes…she is already rich and famous, she’s made over 20 million dollars on Modern Family…16 million of it she’s spent on donuts….I mean I guess that’s not fair…I’m sure there was other baked goods involved… I shouldn’t discriminate the fat girl’s tastes in high calorie foods….

I am ready to see these tits that she can’t cut off cuz they grow back like the horror movie of the 70s the Blob….which is somewhat fitting under the circumstances….

I figure if she’s going to show us shamelessness for attention cuz she’s broken, there might as well be some actual nudity…but I guess if she went that route too aggressive, she’s be fired from her show and definitely forgotten…which would mean no more income…to pay for donuts and other baked goods..so showing fans her nipples…isn’t as important to her as keeping a damn job.

She’s not hot…but who is hot these days anyway…it’s all just the same old bullshit on repeat done by different vaginas….so I document it..not because I like it or I am impressed by it..but instead because it “happened”….

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2018

Jul

Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)….

I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl.

I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week.

Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you….

But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with.

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2018

Jul

Kimberley Garner Upskirt of the Day

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We may not know who UK reality star who is still having a go at being relevant, or riding that reality star low level of fame, Kim Garner, gone to the USA to make it in America…while having not quite made it in the UK, where her celebrity possibly only getting to cut lines at the club, or maybe a free bottle, or rich dude companion but nothing much beyond that.

But that doesn’t mean we won’t zoom in on her ass pic to try to see her asshole….sure we’d do it for any chick dressed like this, ass out…so when it’s Kim Garner it doesn’t make it better or more interesting…but these are the pics of this moment that I have available right now so I’m going to make the most of them.

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2018

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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As ridiculous as Aubrey O’Day is….you have to kind of love everything that she’s doing…

It’s like it’s a troll, or a parody, of the way the internet is…and in being a troll or a parody…she’s actually getting some traction.

Before the face injections and the slutty outfits, she was a big set of tits from Celebrity Apprentice and Danity Kane Making of the Band Fucking Diddy Fame…that literally disappeared for at least 3-4 years…

She went from fake titty white girl making the band, to PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL making the bandleader cum, to getting fatter and fatter and fatter…ending up on Apprentice…before disappearing to finally settling on a Jersey Shore dude to keep her as relevant as she could while taking up fitness and reinventing herself…like she had to to get back to the white market who are more opeen to fat ass girls now than they were when she was real fat…as long as they look like weirdo sex dolls…

So here she is riding that trend out and all it took was 10k in face injections, some fitness, some lipo and a willingness to show off her kardashian looking body in slutty cheap miami hooker clothes…and it’s magical to see that level of low level….hustling like an insta thot trying to get into a Rap video / knocked up by a rapper….

I appreciate her work.

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2018

Jul

Genevieve Morton Tits and Pussy of the Day

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I avoid Genevieve Morton content….

I just find her a bad vibe…overall washed up, played out, not very memorable, fired from Sports Illustrated Swim that was her lifeline, what must be 3-4 years ago, who never quite made it but thinks that she did, but was outshined by Kate Upton who did make it.

I just find there’s a lot of negativity, and anger, and most importantly attitude, superiority complexes, thoughts that she’s hot as fuck, when really she’s just average, and really when she was at her peak…she was straight up fucking fat.

She’s entitled, likes being around rich people, thinks she’s got what it takes to sit at the rich person table and in doing that has a bad snobby energy that shouldn’t be there because she’s really not that great…

I’ve been watching her fall off and try to get back up…every year another year older…she’s quit drinking, turned to fitness…is still angry at the world…

She’s tried blogging, or fucking being an influencer, but not getting paid too well and when offered deals…she turns on you and thinks she’s worth more than she is…making no one want to work with her…

She’s just sitting around googling herself and the only thing she’s got is this taking nude pics for the fans…that I guess she spins as not being shameless or sex work…while that is exactly what it is.

Her big titties are what the fans want to see, so show it to them, maybe they’ll buy your calendar that will pay your rent another year…rather than actually come up with a plan or a strategy….bottom feed that shit off poor dudes who bought into your tits when they used to wear bikinis…

This half naked / naked act has been going on for awhile to keep her as relevant as a forgotten model can be, to keep the fans engaged…because she does have fans…weirdos but still fans.

So next step…sex tapes maybe…I mean masturbating on Patreon or Premium Snapchat, it’d be the smart angle, but she thinks she’s too good for that, so instead she’ll pretend to be high brow…until she realizes she can be making 50k a month spreading her asshole to paying customers…and still pretend to be high brow..

It’s coming soon…and I’ll be into that more humble, less obnoxious Genevieve Morton….but until then…I’ll just hate on her for being a terrible vibe…

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2018

Jul

Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day

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So many girls get the “Medi-Spa” treatments of face injections and fat being sucked out of their stomachs and pumped back into their asses to try to live an Instagram Filter of a life, while looking like fucking clowns….which is a fucking look that apparently so many of these girls want to have because they are weak, insecure and give into weird ideals they think society puts on them, only to complain about the patriarchy in a few years when they figure out what the patriarchy is, as they are too fucking dumb to figure it out now, while at Bottle Service and shit…

Well, I always wonder how those face injections and treatments will age, there’s no real case studies or science behind it, yet everyone is up on it, like it’s fucking crack, and I know it can’t end great….

So every time I see Den Mother Kim K out with her look, slowly rotting out from the inside, I think..well…this is going to end bad for all those people who are following her lead…cuz shit looks terrifying as fuck…

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2018

Jul

Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people..

As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60..

So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear…

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2018

Jul

Busy Phillips is a Monster Lingerie Model of the Day

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The idea of lingerie model has been so diluted thanks to the social media and pop culture media machine…it’s become fucking distorted….

It’s like anyone with a vagina, or what they perceive to be a vagina, even if it’s a fucking dick and balls, but that they consider a vagina, because you can’t tell them what gender they are, not even science or biology can tell them, they are woman hear them fucking roar…all while being a dude..culturally appropriating women who have flipped that “No Boys Allowed” sign on their club around to “No Boys Allowed Unless they Call Themselves Girls….makes sense..

But what ends up happening is that people who have no business being in underwear, except for the practical purpose of being in underwear, you know STRICTLY functional reasons…end up posting up pics in underwear.

This shoot of Busy Phillips, who may be a man, in lingerie for a brand, who may be paying her…should have NEVER been a thing…yet it is a thing..

AM I the only one with fucking EYES here….I realize men will fuck anything, I’m a man…occasionally and I know how that works…but never would I want anything I’d be willing to fuck in lingerie as marketing material…I mean sure, a bucket of rotten meat I got from the butcher and that I put in ziploc bags wouldn’t translate to sales for a brand…but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

She’s 40 years old and has a head of a fucking retard….all big and bulky and mom…like I fucking gagging here…make it fucking stop…

I’ll just assume her family invented the Phillips Screwdriver head and that’s why we’re being abused by this…rich people…so entitled…

If there are Busy fetishists out there…you’ll all fucking nuts.

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2018

Jul

Hot Bitch and Other Videos of the Day

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Shark of the Day

Guy Beats Chick

Womam Passes Out in Gym

Train of the Day

Sex on the Train

Russian Assassination

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Bull VS Dude

Wallet of the DAy

Crocodile Bites Trainer Arm

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I see homeless women, of any age really, I think to myself…I wonder what kind of weird fucking vaginitis she’s got, because vaginas are a incubator for bacteria you know…

But then I think, if they were out in the wild, which I guess being homeless is closest to being, the vagina would basically wash itself naturally, that’s the whole point of that Pussy Juice Mucus…

But those people out in nature weren’t out there eating trash, festering in dirty panties, and shitting themselves all day in those dirty panties, wiping themselves with cardboard boxes and McDonalds wrappers…

I guess the only way to find out the truth to the homeless pussy infections is to start up a study….and start fucking them….with my tongue. Taste Tests if you will.

I’ll start drawing up my strategy. Stay Tuned.

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