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2018

04

May

Liz Hurley Bikini Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day

When you’re 100 fucking years old, and you’re trying to maintain your youthful figure, trying to stay hot with her slutty clickbait that she’s in love with because she is directly connected to people, where she can put her whore content out on her own, self produced and not reliant on the media to keep her sex appeal alive….

You need to do your pelvic floor workouts, her kegels, to keep her pussy tight, and more importantly to prevent her menopausal pussy from pissing itself when on bikini clickbait shoots she produces of her slutty self…

Fascinating.

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2018

04

May

Elle Fanning Titties Creeping Me Out of the Day

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I find it weird that Elle Fanning is this “it” girl jailbait, hot to a bunch of people, who I guess were Dakota Fanning fans…and figured once she was no longer a kid, they could focus on her sister….

She’s used in a bunch of movies, she’s got the family legacy and it’s easy to get work….

But to me she looks like a fucking robot, AI, fembot, who even when she tries to smile is on some Nicole Kidman, maybe made in the same lab, Westworld shit…

She is fucking weird looking…

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2018

04

May

Kendall Jenner Nipples in See Through Dress of the Day

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A Kardashian fame whore walking around with her nipples out? How could this be possible. Why would something so high end and prestigious put her titties out there….oh right because she’s a kardashian. A family that was built off sex work, that has become the family the is built on sex change…

I don’t find her or her acne hot. I just think she’s the best of the worst. The rest of the family are fucking mangled, face injected monsters…I guess this one has her dad turned mom’s athleticism and legs…not a troll..but still fucking garbage…expensive garbage that can move product…

Here is so much of her….too much of her…out there making some kind of appearance.

Here she is in her panties on a rooftop..

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2018

04

May

Kaia Gerber is Racy of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Kaia Gerber being a slutty model, with her tits out, at 16, confuses me…

I don’t understand why her parents, who are rich as fuck are not making her wait a couple of years before she sexualizes herself to the internet of perverts.

I don’t understand why they are encouraging her to get into this industry, it’s a disgusting industry. Do they went to teach her work ethic? Or that she can make money. Do they know it’s just an easy cash grab and to make it when she can. Is this for their own egos, like “Our Spawn is Hot”….

I can’t see how it will end well…Herpes and Heroin…the model life…

But I guess when you’re a rich kid, you already have no soul and who cares.

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2018

04

May

Julia Yaroshenko Nude of the Day

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Julia Yaroshenko is an instagram titty model who gets away with posting her nipples on Instagram because instagram, while stealing all your data, because you’re the product, not the consumer, you’re being sold motherfuckers, and I guess some of you like that, mainly the models who can sell campaigns of their own on the platform because at least they get paid to use it, while all you other fuckers are just making ZUCKERBERG RICH….

I like the fact that girls can be proud of their tits, show their tits, celebrate their tits and pretend it is feminism….

I like that instagram lets them do it…

I don’t like that when I do it I get my account deleted multiple times because it’s hard to be the next big thing on instagram when you keep getting deleted for the tits….

So I look at this with anger in my soul, not at Julia Yaroshenko…but at the system who has it out for me….while others do the same damn thing and win…

Not that I’ve ever heard of Julia Yaroshenko or that she’s won…but I am looking at her tits.

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2018

04

May

Ireland Baldwin Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin…everyone’s favorite big girl rich kid…except maybe her father’s favorite…he’s got a bunch of other kids who he probably likes better than her and that he doesn’t call out for being little pigs when they are 8 years old like he did to this one…who had to go through life with that being in the back of her mind…and really the only thing you find when you google her….before she had her teen angst meltdowns that led her to rehab, had her a lesbian for a minute, before somehow realizing that nude slutty beach shoots is what she wants to do…cuz you can fake that model life til you make it if you’re willing to put your tits out there…and she’s willing to put her tits out there….

She’s like the bottom feeding Baldwin, that I prefer to her Christian Cousin Hailey the mooch….

There’s a little more soul, more edginess, more mental health issues…and I’m drawn to it….

Keep up the good work mental case.

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2018

04

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience….it’s for some reason marketed as the best job in modeling thanks to marketing…and it makes these bitches more famous than they’d ever be…until they are fired and forgotten…

But even in her forced retirement, golden handshake, contract no renewed, she’s surviving at 30…getting work…despite being married to some rich DJ who isn’t AVICII but from the same country as him….so she’s still living her best life…from Victoria’s Secret life….utilizing all she’s known in her clickbait….check it out.

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2018

04

May

Degenerate Demi Rose ASs of the Day

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Demi Rose Ass is a sex worker from the UK

This is what sex workers from the UK do when they are well paid and hustling an instagram personal of socialite – sex worker – tag your sponsor you’re not paying for this vacation or really your fake ass or fake everything else – there are people with deep pockets funding this disgusting mess.

The only thing that I know about this thing is that she’s 22 years old despite looking 45…magical how this plastic surgery shit happens to these women fucking up their faces, getting to total opposite effect old ladies are trying to get with the same procedures…I just wonder how this shit will age, and what the long term effects are…I mean it’s not keeping me up at night – but it’s such a curious time…

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2018

04

May

Claire Danes Pregnant Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Claire Danes is pregnant – which is terrifying because her uterus is an old dried up and disgusting mess… she must be in her 60s…and this must be some IVF shit that is unnatural and offensive to the christians out there who on one side of the fence love the birth of new life as it is god’s will….but hate when people fuck with the breeding cycle, especially when it involves aborting pregnancies that girls who aren’t 60 years old have because people who are 60 don’t have kids…and these other people don’t think having a kid at 60 is a great retirement project….take up baking, woodworking, knitting, aquafitness…not using your money to buy medical treatments to get yourself a baby – you sick fucks.

#richpeople

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2018

04

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Leggings of the Day

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I have seen these Alessandra Ambrosio over the last few days, but I was too lazy to bother posting them, since no one interacts with me on this site, sometimes it feels like I am doing it for no reason, and being someone who hates all people, it seems pretty ridiculous that I post content for people to read, in some personal diary about my life that isn’t all that interesting because I live in fucking Groundhog Day, a movie I didn’t even like….but here I am sharing shit that doesn’t matter…even though I hate sharing….

I love how tight these leggings are.. I love tight leggings that hug pussy and ass…I love pussy definition on moms, on college girls, on fat chicks…it’s always amazing….

I love grey leggings, because you can see the wet spots…that come from pants so tight you’ve got them in your twat….rubbing that clit…

The whole thing is a fucking win.