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2023

23

Dec

Emily Elizabeth is the Instagram Of The Day

Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Emily Elizabeth

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

22

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Does Christmas Content of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney hasn’t really been around the news cycle for a while, like all celebs, she backs out of the public eye while she waits for movies is in to be release, where she dusts off the old milkers and does the promo circuit to try to get people to see those shitty movies.

She’s a created by the industry set of tits that used her tits to go officially viral. I knew about her relatively early on, pre-Euphoria thanks to seeing her in some other big shows and realizing she had big tits, a marketable thing to have. Euphoria, although depressing leveled her up and now she’s doing blockbusters and ROMCOMS, like she’s the it-girl they ran with.

Luckily for us, she’s still got the big tits and going into XMAS means some shameless SANTA content, luckly for her Santa’s got a prostate issue, low testosterone and is not rocking a boner….which is the last thing you want from a Santa.

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2023

22

Dec

Ella Cervetto is the Instagram Of The Day

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The nice thing about social media influencers is that they all think they are famous and important, so that we don’t have to.

They do all the hustling and begging for likes and followers and we get to sit back and stare at their tits.

Social media influencers may feel like a scam, but it’s a real thing and they make money doing it…so here’s a new influencer to add to our ongoing social media influencer stream because these are the important celebrities of the generation even though no one has ever heard of them.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

22

Dec

Freakish Bald Looking Ariana Grande’s Selfie of the Day

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Donut licking Ariana Grande who went viral for hating on Americans for being fat, hasn’t really been in the news cycle for a long time, but she apparently still exists.

I saw some FAKE AI NUDES of her and they were hotter than anything Ariana Grande has really been involved in, probably because I’ve always found her the freakish high ponytail, created by the industry puppet.

So I never fell for the Ariana Grande being a hot talent, despite her killing off at least one of her ex-boyfriends, but I know perverts out there who jerk off to Nickelodeon probably did, so this one’s for them, those predators…

She’s in some slutty enough tight dress selfies, hating on fat people seems to be good for her size, because hot or not, at least she’s not fat!

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2023

22

Dec

Stella Hudgens’ Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is taking her nude content production seriously, it’s like she’s been indoctrinated into the porn world and is addicted to the dopamine release or attention she gets in being in the porn world.

I don’t know what drives a rich girl who is connected through her sister to that celebrity existence, but I am assuming it’s one part money and one part attention, even though she already had attention thanks to her being the bustier sister of the celebrity. That’s usually enough to succeed as a bullshit influencer….

Anyway, she’s climbing those carpeted stairs with her ass in a thong, full asshole behind thong visible and I’ve done over 250 ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG posts for you fucks, so you should know what I feel about ASSHOLES, like that they are the window to the soul, the orifice that unite us in this WOKE and INCLUSIVE world and seeing Stella Hudgens’ asshole feels like a win….so here.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

22

Dec

Texaspatti is the Instagram Of The Day

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It’s pretty much Christmas vacation, most people with actual jobs are offline doing family shit for the week ahead

Or today is the last day of the week of soul sucking work necessary to pay debt for the really inflated prices of everything, bottled water is like 6 dollars now…so barely working for the week ahead…

It’s the most wonderful time of year, so how about being gifted a social media instagram influencer who I am sure thinks she’s a celebrity thanks to her following!

Not the best gift around, but good enough for you dirtbags.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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“Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas, you dirtbags, my gift to you are these steplinks, also known as a Christmas miracle no one realizes are a miracle but maybe one day, when we are on our death bed, we will…one can only hope because hope is all we’ve got”

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sydney Sweeney is Talking About Her Boobs Again!
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Sami Sheen is Loving Her New Boob Job!
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THE OPTIMISM BIAS
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Travis Kelce Moons Vegas Fans in November!
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Cats doing the strangest things ever
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Yanet Garcia’s Alluring Red Lingerie: A Bootylicious Christmas Delight!
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That Hurt (GIF)
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MASHUP MADNESS
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Willow Shields Nipple Piercing Selfie!
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Comparing counterfeit KFC with the real deal
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Funny pranks that really confused people
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20 Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny
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Gracie Hunt’s Tailgate Must-Haves!
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Collection of funny pictures
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Taylor Swift and Kelce May Be Engaged By End of the Year for Publicity!
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Gracie Hunt Celebrates the Winter Solstice!
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Man moans while eating and pranks people
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Ultra zoomed view of everyday items looks really interesting
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SAFETY ROPE
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Man lets sea lampreys bite him
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20 Hot Girls And Motorcycles
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Rod Stewart selling mansion for $80m
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Lindsey Vonn’s First Ski of the Year!
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Shop These Epic Gel Blaster Deals!
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Taking a look at the deadliest cat in the world
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20 Things That Only Happen on Television
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18 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Seductive Staircase Spectacle: Stella Hudgens Stuns in Tiny Thong Panties!
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Vera Dijkmans shows us her bottom in a bikini in Curacao
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Race Driver Lindsay Brewer Stars in her First Movie!
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MrBeast’s brand new challenge awards $500,000 to the winners
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Cash van crew gets attacked by CIT robbers
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Damn It (GIF)
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Carmella Rose Hits the Slopes!
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Dangerous car crashes caught on dash cam
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Busty Hailey Baldwin Bieber
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39 Hot Thursday Girls
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Sexy Festival Girls
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If You Ever Feel Dumb, Just Know You’re Probably Smarter Than These People – 25 Pics
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Magician makes an elephant appear out of thin air
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Leonie Hanne Sideboob at Fendi Fashion Show!
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Bulldog has a very funny reaction to The Nun trailer
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Emily Ratajkowski – Numero Magazine (France)
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Virginie Efira – Elle Magazine (France)
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Shelley Hennig – Underwear outfit for Obliterated screening in Culver City
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Lucy Hale – Christmas shopping in Los Angeles
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Lauren Cohan – L’Officiel (Australia)
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Elle Fanning – Appropriate Broadway opening night in New York City
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Phoebe Dynevor – The Today Show in New York
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Emily Alyn Lind – Some type of B&W Topless Tease Photoshoot
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Shopping at H Lorenzo in West Hollywood
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Heidi Klum & Sofia Vergara – Dinner at Madeo Restaurant in West Hollywood
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From stepSMUT!!

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Stacey P Nicely Stacked Student
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WE HAVE A FEW DRINKS, AND WHATEVER COMES UP
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Creamy Dildo Girl…
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Andrea Salami Shower Of Doom XX Cel
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Sicily Rose in a See Through Top!
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Sasha Pearl is a Big Boob Gym Teaser!
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Dani Barker topless in Follow Her (2023)
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Fucking W.O.W
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Erotic Elegance: Emily Alyn Lind’s Naked Tease Unveiled
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4 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Busty Nat via Suicide Girls
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Famous Greek-German model in premium nudes
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Lourdes Nude Where the River Flowed!
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Eva Notty Sex It To Me
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Pure American Degeneracy
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‘Petite Brunette’ with Kinsley White via UltraFilms
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Tropical Pussy
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Lana Del Lust Black Dress And Bourbon
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ROB NENNIE’S NUDES
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Big Booty Girl On Top!
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Doing This With Your Family Is Crazy
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Big Boobie Babe Danielle Sellers via Hayley’s Secrets
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Sensual Jane Best Boobs in the Biz
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Shailene Woodley and Betty Gilpin in great new naked scenes from TV
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Victoriaramxs Nude!
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The Best View (GIF)
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24-year-old hottie brings her friend to her first porn casting
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Margherita Aresti topless in episode 11 of Noi siamo leggenda
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New Dance Craze (GIF)
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Butt Plug Restaurant Time!
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Jessica Roberts Big Natural Tits Jeffs Models
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‘Tiny Blonde Hottie’ with Ekaterina Zueva via Playboy Plus
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

21

Dec

Denise Richards Still Humiliating Herself of the Day

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I don’t believe that Denise Richards is making money off her exclusive content, I think she just likes doing the nudes because it is exhilarating, exciting and some sort of dopamine release that excites her deep into her near dead, dried and leathery groin….

Then I remember that she is a celebrity and celebrities have really loyal fans, especially longtime celebs like Denise Richards who are dinosaurs with the nerds who are so obsessed with dinosaurs that they wear them on their shirts, have their dino-lamps, and go to any dino-related themepark, museum or movie….and like with all nerds, their loyalty can afford 10 dollars a month to encourage their passion to keep on showing the deflated tit, even calling the deflated tit hot, while really the deflated tit is humiliating itself…

It’s gotta be some kind of ritual for one of her handlers.

In more important news her daughter got fake tits because she either wants to avoid the inevitable wonky tit…or maybe she wants to get the tit pulled out so she can follow her mom’s deflated tit legacy…. CHECK IT OUT HERE BECAUSE I SAID SO

Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

21

Dec

Gap Toothed Britney Spears in the Pool of the Day

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Gap Toothed Britney Spears is one of my favorite of the Britneys.

I assume the actual Britney is dead, institutionalized and definitely not FREE, so this is one of the Britney Spears clones that they don’t explicitly tell us is a Britney Spears clone, but who they instead throw into the content feed and let us just assume it’s the actual Britney Spears and not a hired body double after a nation-wide casting….

I assume that the whole free Britney thing was a weird distraction, or stunt, because the now freed Britney seems more in captivity than ever, but no one really cared when she was in captivity, so no one really cares now that she’s out of captivity, EXCEPT ME….I’ve always talked about how fucked up her situation was, but NO ONE listens to me. I mean I only have 10k Twitter followers and they’re likely all ROBOTS…I’m a hero without a voice.

I assume the content they post is weird, old, or from captivity and luckily for Britney her prison has a pool and her handler is there to capture the moments, whether this is Britney or not, the idea is that it is Britney, so we’ll go with it.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2023

21

Dec

The Corpse of Madonna Reanimated for Christmas of the Day

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Madonna is a terrifying creature, who likes to position herself as some high priestess in the illuminati or some shit, which you can either buy into a believe, or assume is just something she says for attention because despite her attempts to stay hot at 65.

She has been denying the whole retiring gracefully as the old weathered and dried up cooch that she is, instead she’s pretending she’s still the hot enough because she’s slutty, masturbating on stage as a popstar in the 90s being controversial and offending Christians with her blasphemous messaging….

That doesn’t mean that she’s hot, that she’s not vile and disgusting or that she doesn’t look like a bloated corpse being pulled out of the fucking river after a few weeks of rot. That doesn’t mean her filler and botox that has turned her into a weird looking clown you’d expect to see in a Batman movie does enough work to cover up the scent of the rot.

We can tell the pussy is a toxic wasteland that smells like that dead mouse in your basement a few weeks too late….even through her weirdly staged and photoshopped photos.

She’s a monster, some kind Frankenstein hybrid zombie wax figure that has melted weirdly pile of rotting twat.

Posted in:Madonna