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2023

01

Nov

Britney Spears Hard Nipples Bring Out the Christmas Tree of the Day

Britney Spears is like Walmart, white trash and already got the Christmas decorations out since it’s November 1st and that’s the next holiday in line.

I’m convinced that Britney is dead, or in an institution and all this Britney content is old bullshit shot years ago to keep her brand alive.

Since she’s broke from her conservatorship, they’ve released songs she didn’t prmote, they’ve released a book she didn’t write, or do marketing around, they got her trending an viral often enough to get her songs trending and paying all while making her out to be a crazy fucking bitch….so when they announce her death, they can milk it even harder.

We are being manipulated, but Britney Spears is showing off her nipples in this red dress content set in front of her Christmas Tree like she’s Walmart busting out the Christmas tree the day after Halloween, since she’s crazy, or the content is old, or BOTH….

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2023

01

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some fat fucks to terrify all you motherfuckers, since Halloween wasn’t scary enough for you….

Some fat fucks probbaly doubling down on the meds from all the candy as they head to the WALMART to raid the CHRISTMAS products they have out.

I know that some of you out there love fat chicks, have married fat chicks, don’t find fat chicks cross since it’s all you know.

I know that the media doesn’t want you to fat shame fat chicks, to pretend fat chicks are human sex objects like hot chicks, all because the more fat chicks think they are like normal chicks, the more money they will spend on shit to make them feel better about being fat chicks.

I know there have always been chubby chasers in the world, they justified it with the tits, or the fact that it’s better than jerking off….which I never subscribed to because bouncy castle pussy was never really appealing to me, no matter how greasy it was or how much it smelled like pizza…..

It never smelled like pizza….

It smelled like anus…or cheese….strong, ripe cheese….BACTERIA….

I think society wants us dead and these poor things, who must be rich things to support the food t must take to satiate them….

So I stand by my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….unless it’s used to demonstrate what NOT to do, like showing kids accident video in DRIVERS ED….you know….DON’T END UP LIKE THIS…

But them tits are big, the premature death HOT….but not hot enough for me to ever find obesity hot..

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2023

01

Nov

Halloween Is Over of the Day

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I hope your Halloween involved getting fist deep in some old witches before stealing their candy, not because you like the candy but because you want to save her from her diabetes….

Now that we’re all a bunch of boomers, the girls we land on a night like Halloween are not what they used to be, so hoping they don’t die from the party drugs you fed them, or the roofies because your costume was a “Date Rapist”, but instead of Diabetes….is a real fucking thing…

So Halloween may be over, but we’ll always have the sluts in costume, pretending to be something that they aren’t, using their tits and ass to generate as much attention, money, purpose as they can….

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2023

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Halloween, so i am going to get drunk right now….

It’s a night where I turn off all my lights and hope that kids don’t come knocking on the door looking for candy, because I’ll assume they are the feds or some obsessed celebrity fan of a celebrity I’ve been mean to coming to suicide me, using Halloween as an excuse to get me to open the door for them, trying to make me think they are cute kids in their fun costumes with their hot single moms in their hot costumes using their tits to get me to give their kids more candy while bringing joy to the world on Satan’s birthday.

It’s a standard paranoia to have when you spend too much time alone posting celebrity titty pics on the internet…

That doesn’t mean I’m not dressed like a piece of shit for Halloween, since it is Halloween, even though I dress like a piece of shit just in this giant cesspool of world full of raw sewage, it’s hard for a singular piece of shit to stand out amongst all the other shit, so no one notices….

Maybe the night of hot moms, diabetes foot from all the candy should be spent watching horror movies or maybe tonight is the night to be less passive, less of a spectator and more of a main character who doesn’t waste away watching other people’s creations, or watching other people live but instead you can create your own horror move….with hot moms and diabetes foot…..where you watch other people die…SPOOKY season,

Yes I wasted my time writing this, but you wasted your time reading it. I win at losing. Now where are the mom’s in slutty costumes showing off some tit the one night of the year they have a license to do that….I’m ready!

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These Girls are In the Halloween Spirit and Naked!
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Caylee Cowan as a Sexy Cave Woman!
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You Know What Happens
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Is it possible to survive a bullet through a car window?
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KILLS HIS NEIGHBORS FOR MAKING NOISE AND THREATENING HIM
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Fails that are sure to make you facepalm in disappointment
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The 7 Most Famous Legendary Monsters
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20 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Cassie lee in bikini
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Caylee Cowan’s Halloween Love Story!
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The Girl Reacting to the Odell Beckham Jr Helmet Slam Goes Viral!
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How these frogs defend their eggs from wasps
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Insulted The Wrong Teacher
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The Adam Johnson On-Ice Death Is Dividing the People!
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Camila Mendes, Lili Reinhart and Madelyn Cline Sexy for Halloween!
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Visual Mind Games: Photos That Demand A Second Look (46 PICS)
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Angry camel tramples and kills a man
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NO CHANCE #178
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The singer Anitta with a revealing thong!
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Eiza Gonzalez Sizzles at Bulgari Event – All Eyes on Her Gorgeous Cleavage
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Jessie Buckley’s bare ass in Wicked Little Letters (2024)
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Halloween pranks that are sure to make you laugh
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Rita Ora and Husband Taika Cohen Attend a Rugby Game!
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Britney Spears got abortion because of Justin
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Deer Vs The Post Office
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Artificial permanent replacement hearts are nearing reality
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Guy pranks his dad in a drift car
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45+ Hot and Curvaceous Women
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Nata Lee’s Halloween Selfies: Sizzling Boobs and Jaw-Dropping Cleavage
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Livvy Dunne Posing with An Almost Empty Role of Toilet Paper!
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65 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn
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AMANDA NICOLE’S HALLOWEEN
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Incredible moments of deaf people hearing for the first time
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Secretary of State Madeleine Albright’s home up…
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Worse Than Taking A Horse?
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2023

31

Oct

Christina Ozempic Aguilera Dressed like Cher of the Day

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Christina Aguilera was always the popstar I thought was worthy of a fuck, as a small penis owner, I appreciated her size, her big tits, her stripper approach to pop music, her bow-legged walk like she got anally raped, all while hating her over the top singing and fake tits, but they were bimbo enough on her small frame to enjoy…

Britney was too strong, Jessica Simpson to fat and the other popstars of the era didn’t really register for me because they weren’t fake blonde or because they were PINK all hard cocked and disgusting…

For the better part of the last 15 years, while Britney was being grinded the fuck down into the shell of a human that she is, X-TINA turned to a life of eating and that girl was fat as fuck…which is a terrible way to be, so her 30s were a total fucking write off, and that’s too bad because the 30s are old, but not nearly as old as the 40s.

Now middle-aged and ready to make some noise again, she’s decided to OZEMPIC herself skinny, but because she’s a mom in her 40s, she looks more like a drag queen doing an X-Tina impression of X-Tina dressed like Cher thank actual X-Tina…and that just because women age out….and get manlier through menopause because you are not supposed to want to fuck them…they are no longer fertile or breeding material…

Here’s her costume….looking hot for a 40 year old Christina Aguilera dressed like Cher sponsored by Ozempic…in an over the top production / comeback tour….the tits still big though…the calves a little water retaining…but other than that…it’s almost a welcome back popstar I always thought was worthy of a fuck…

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2023

31

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Brought to you by CHEEKED UP

I have some exciting news, we have a new sponsor for TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY and they love booty as much as I do, so much so that that they made a creator platform for people to sell and buy booty pics, to connect with booty creators and to have an all around good time with ass. It’s called CHEEKED UP and it’s the prime place to find booty.

As a booty lover, this is exciiting news to me, the tight pants in everyday life, everyday of the week keep me going…..not that I would kill myself if the girls of the world didn’t wear tight pants like exhibitionists who like showing off their asses, but it does make a boring life better.

If you don’t have enough tight pants, and really we never do, be sure to check out CHEEKED UP for all your BOOTY needs.

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2023

31

Oct

Brittany Furlan Does a Topless Twerk of the Day

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Brittany Furlan is the internet celebrity who was at one point a high paid Vine Star, she was the hot chick the vine nerds needed to execute the high paid Vine content that made them all millionaires. I just looked her up and she was the most followed person on Vine and the 5th most followed by the time it ended and was listed a 1 of the most influential people in Time magazine, a list the left me off us.

I guess when Vine ended, she had to scramble and turn to a life of porn, but luckily for her in the process, she started dating her now husband Tommy Lee, who is rich as shit from being Tommy Lee, so I’m not quite sure why she does this kind of smutty content, probably to feel good about herself, still being jerked off to by really weird dudes, or maybe Tommy makes her do it so that he keeps jerking off to her….

The thing is we’ve all seen his dick, his fuck tape with Pam, so marrying a porn chick should probably include porn, but we’ll watch her shake her ass sadly regardless..

The reality is, she’s 37 and with a fake titty body like that, which is only a little soft in the ass, something expected from someone who is 37, she’s alright.

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2023

31

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Here are some tiny tits, I’m a tiny tit fan, as long as there are some nipples on the TINY TITS, we’re in fucking business, because tits can’t be too small, and small tits can be fucking perfect, the whole lack of fat and sustenance of a big tit totally uneccessary when it comes with lean legs and stomach…since big tit usually come with fatness….and fatness is gross.

I read somewhere that zipper tits was the costume of the year, which for those of you who don’t know, it’s what happens to tits when Lesbians decide that they want to date women, but in the male role, which means they can’t have tits.

You see, gay men don’t date women who identify as men due to the lack of penis, and straight men don’t date women who identify as men, because the women who identify as men aren’t looking for a gay relationship, so the women who identify as men are stuck dating women who aren’t into dick, which is lesbians…

So in this world of girls traditionally turning themselves into Bimbos with the fake tits, because they hate on having small tits….we’ve now got girl who are chopping off their tits to have no tits….so maybe people are more open minded to the TINY TIT MOVEMENT…as they should be…since tiny tits are fucking hot…

Here’s a round up!

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2023

31

Oct

Britney Spears Half Naked and Humping the Air in Dance of the Day

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I checked out Britney’s instagram, assuming she’d have some weird costume post up, I figure if you’re locked in your mansion with nothing else to do, coming up with some wild costumes, especially when marketed as a crazy person, would be the thing to do.

The truth is that I am convinced the person on her feed is not actually Britney Spears, but rather someone who is dressed like Britney, or an AR filter that turns anyone on her team into Britney, since everything about her existence, her liberating from her conservatorship, her song we never saw her perform but that they made money off of, her wedding, her divorce, her new memoir she didn’t write, promote or even take part in, the fact her content looks like beheading videos, or from the mid 2000s in quality….when she’s a pro…and even her dance moves are idiotic, while she’s a top level pop star…

So yeah, no Britney Spears costume yet, they’ve haven’t put one out yet, but the dance video is good “hold music” for when they drop it….

In other news, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba, two industry puppets decided to dress like Britney, which you’d think people would take offense to, sine Britney’s marketed as a half retard with mental illness, and dressing like her is bringing attention to her and mocking her, without really being sensitive to her….

You can’t wear blackface because it offends an entire race, but you can dress like someone who is living and breathing and struggling and get away with it….

I mean aren’t there rules about dressing like people who are still alive….OH right…because Britney’s dead. Paris and her old lady hands covered by gloves and Alba are in the satanic club and know the truth.

Old Hands Hilton Hotel:

Honest Company Alba:

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2023

31

Oct

Zendaya’s Titties in a Costume of the Day

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I saw these pictures earlier today and assumed they were her Halloween costume.

I thought “that’s a pretty racy Halloween costume” but it is one that is in-line with what I’d expect girls to be wearing, since I basically see their tits out in public every time I go out in public, just in a less obvious but still pretty obvious way.

It would only make sense for a child star trying to be taken seriously to dress like this. She’s more adult, or edgier, or a model, she’s even on shows that depress and shine a terrible light on “high school kids” of the generation, despite all the Syndey Sweeney tit.

Turns out it’s outtakes from her NYLON MAGAZINE shoot, I may have already linked or posted it because despite being skinny she lacks sex appeal to anyone who isn’t a predator who gets off to having watched her grow-up on screen…. but at least she’s skinny.

Here are some other pics of her:

She is shockingly really fucking boring, even with her tits out.

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