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Britney Spears Keeps on Dancing of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Whoring in Concert of the Day

Julianne Hough Humping the Air in a Bikini of the Day

Naked Walker in Canada of the Day

Leni Klum’s Oktoberfest Tits of the Day

2018

Jun

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples and Gunt of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her gunt squeezed into a pair of jeans…thank god for stretch material for making this happen…if this was a decade ago, girl would be forced to wear a tarp…or dress.

She’s got some weird face, that is either neckless or thick necked, because I see a neck, it is just wider than her head…

Perverts like her because they don’t mind seeing a belly hang over jeans, or a gunt fill the front section of jeans, as long as there are tits…

I understand the appeal of staring at tits, because tits are something we are coded to want to stare at, both men and women alike stare at the big tits…it’s just how it works….and often times you can turn a blind eye to everything but the tits and get sucked into it….

I just don’t understand the appeal of Ariel Winter….whether she’s rich, or on TV, or has tits that keep growing back after she cuts them off or not…she’s not hot…or interesting…but then again I’ve never seen her show, and I haven’t watched her grow up, and I’m not a creep like you…

I also don’t know how I feel about a jean button stretched out so hard, about to fucking explode, like some kind of time bomb…that is probably what she is on an emotional level thanks to being sold to the entertainment industry…hence the eating….and eating..and eating…whether we live in a plus sized model world or not.

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2018

Jun

Sammi Hanratty Amputee Bikini Erotica of the Day

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There’s something magical about a girl who crops her limbs out of her bikini photos…that taps into all of our amputee fetishes….you know just watching her stump fuck her friends…or even you…like the homo you are…because it takes a certain sexual dysfunction or open mindedness to only be able to cum to amputees.

Point being, she’s some actress that doesn’t matter and she’s in a bikini….and that alone…is enough…whether she has shitty photo taking skills or not…

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2018

Jun

Tara Lipinski Figure Skating Social Media Bikini Ass of the Day

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Tara Lipinski, along with every slut from instagram is in Europe this week. I guess it’s the place the rich go in the summer. You know to get their Mediterranean on….and she’s showing off her ass…her athletic, raised and trained from a young age…giving her that muscle memory from living that Olympic figure skating dream…to have an ass this good at 36.

Along with being a 1998 Olympic Champion, this American hero….won some important contest at 14 years, 9 months and 10 days…which todate is the youngest ever…

If you watched the Korea Olympics last winter, she is also the girl you jerked off to between Figure Skating skates…analyzing the skates…no wait…that was Johnny Weir…you trans loving queer…

Point being, one of the only televised sports that we can jerk off to, where the women still look like women, is figure skating…so here’s a figure skating ass…20 years later, because you know all the star figure skaters are barely legal…making it even more of a women’s something you like to jerk off to..

At first glance, I thought she was being pissed on here… close enough

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2018

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Butt Shot of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day wants you to see her fake ass…because she has spent so much money on it…as a tactic to find relevance, I mean that and releasing racy stories about how she fucked the most famous President son and muppet Don Jr…when he was married like a good little Harlot, because based on his wife he likes gutter Florida looking trash…who fuck black dudes…in the cuckold…cuz that’s how rich people are….weird…but not as weird as this fake ass comeback tour…but I guess everything on social media is a fucking lie…all these people are photoshopped and injected…and can defy the aging process and trick retards who don’t know what hot is to thinking it is hot….

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2018

Jun

Bikini Twerking Girl Shows Off More Than You Want to See and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Boy Beauty Contest in Thailand

Man Has Heart Attack and Dies While Dancing

Beer Run of the Day

Motorcyclist Ends Up in Truck Bed

LA Hero of the Day

Idiot Test Driving a Bike

Truck Overtake Fail

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2018

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Who’s excited for the Fourth of July, it’s just around the corner, maybe you’re already on vacation filling up trailer parks across america with your sister wife, you white trash inbred fuck, all stocked up on your 60 can pack of Coors light, you fucking white trash inbred fuck….I mean assuming you have a job and take vacation and don’t actually live in your van, in trailer parks, where you sit by the pool jerking off to the traveling bikinis…

I guess I am a little premature….which I always wished was an actual issue that I have…I always envied the dudes I’ve met who came too fast and humiliated themselves…because I had the opposite problem due to alcoholism and fucking disgusting women….where I can’t just do back alley quickies…but instead need to actually rent the room by the hour and hope for the best…

THIS isn’t about my dick, but I did drink Rose wine last night, so maybe it turned me gay and now I’m here talking dick with the boys…

When I should be focused on the tits…so let’s get to the tits.

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Bella Hadid – in Vogue
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Lion Hunting Heron at the Zoo is a Whole Lot of Sad…
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Snake Throwing Up Eggs…
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Puppies on a Motorcycle – I Hope They Aren’t Dinner
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Terry Crews Ditches Movies to Testify Against Sexual Assault
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Plane Meltdown Insanity
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Biggest Gas Station Screw Up Ever
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Lady Gaga in a Tight Slutty Outfit
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Jun

Joy Corrigan Bikini of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is an instagram bikini girl, who has been at this instagram bikini thing for a long time. I’d say she’s the second generation of bikini sluts to hit instagram, and has made a career out of posting bikini pics on instagram because she has some serious fucking bolt on tits on her skinny frame… which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs because she lives in Florida…and bikinis and nice weather are in her backyard…so bikini companies can just ship her some bikinis and they get content…

I assume she only fucks rich guys, it’s the bikini INFLUENCER hustle….and as she ages she still puts out the slutty content we like to see her in….

I saw she started a charity to help animals, which is great, use the tits for good, or just spin being a shameless rich guy fucking instagram half naked “model”, to having more purpose and meaning beyond being a vapid cunt…and I appreciate that.

If you’re going to make a living being a vapid cunt, give back to the community.

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with being poor and ghetto – is that when you go to the public pool – you’re basically soaking in poor METH piss…and that shit ends up all over you’re fucking body and in your mouth….making you fail your court ordered drug tests….

The good thing about being poor and ghetto at the public pool, is all the low income whores in skimpy bikinis, most are single moms, probably with AIDS, but who cares we all gotta die sometime and catching it in a public pool while staring at a sloppy 50 year old in a skimpy bikini, her stomach mangled from multiple births….her vagina lip hanging out the side of her bikini bottoms, her nipple hanging out of her top because the toothless bitch is half retarded and doesn’t realize…her ass flat and hanging…a memory of what it was when she was working the street or pole…but skinny thanks to starvation…it’s nice….until her meth dealer showed up and started jerking off for her in the pool….around all the local kids…in what I hope didn’t end in a Meth cum…cuz I don’t need to be swimming through that shit…or to find that shit stuck to me or any of my open wounds…

The point is…public pools are disgusting…but a good place to see perversion…and as a pervert…it is what summer is all about……

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Girl High at the Hospital Shows Off her Deep Throating Skills
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Ty Dolla Sign is a Fucking Dog Hating loser
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Gabrielle Union Hot in a Bikini for a 45 Year Old Rape Victim
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Tess Holiday’s a Fat Half Naked Pig that Disgusts Me
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Psycho Loses her Mind on Plane
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Psycho Bikini Girl Going Ape Shit on Boyfriend’s Truck
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Rockslide in New Zealand….
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Evangeline Legs are Uneventful
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Dude Cleans Up Flood with a Bucket
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Big Susan Sarandon Tits Meet the Queen
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Katherine Heigl VS the Dead
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Kourtney Kardashian Pussy Slip
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Milf in a Bikini of the Day
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Sophie Dalzell Tit Flash
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Sean Spicer TV Show
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Snake Regurgitates Eggs
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Shark eats another Shark
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Leo and Brad Pitt in their Manson Gear…
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That Fat Cunt Rebel Wilson Had to Pay 4.1 Million of her 4.5 Million dollar lawsuit back
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Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend is Weird..So Are her Constant Fuck Me Boots
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Mangled Face in a Tight Outfit
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Kelly Clasrkson Tennessee House
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CPR Dog
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Car Jacking Shoot Out
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Humvee with Crazy Wheels
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Wynonna Judd’s Daughter Sentenced to 8 Years in Prison – TAKE AUNTIE ASHLEY WITH YOU!!!
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Sarah Hyland in a Slutty Outfit
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Katherine McNamara Slutty leggings
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Naked Suzan
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Squirt of the Day
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Modern Art Stage Sex Insanity
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Amateur Cum Shot of the Day
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Creepy Cam Girl from Yesterday – In Case You Missed it
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Very Gross Use of a Sex Toy
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Emo Teen Playing with her Stiff Cunt
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Southern Sex Tape!
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Oiled Pussy of the Day
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Athena in Bed – No Panties
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Isabelle Spring – Hot Tits…
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Naked Lather – in the Shower
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Nude Boating
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2018

Jun

Scout Willis Spreads Her Ass of the Day

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Hipster bush rocking fake hipster pretending to be high brow but is a spoiled entitled rich kid who basically does nothing with her life but exist, thanks to her rich parents supporting her “art” and self discovery…loves to produce smut for her social media for attention….because all girls fucking love attention.

I am pretty disappointed in her because I only liked her for her bush, and as it turns out she’s getting her asshole waxed in what I guess is her art project that reminds me of a Junior College Art project, trying to be high brow…while really just being silly…and pandering for attention.

I do hate the bikini wax movement, but I do remember when youtube first happened searching for bikini wax videos, after being rejected from a bikini wax internship I tried to get at every wax place that opened up because apparently “seeing all them pussy holes” isn’t a good reason you want the job…

I guess what it comes down to is that this spread ass pose is a good one, if she spreads a little harder you may see Bruce Willis’ head up in there…or maybe that’s Ashton Kutcher…who knows…

This is the best thing that’s happened today…

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2018

Jun

Heidi Klum Bra of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth jerking off to…despite being 100 years old…for reasons I can’t quite explain..

Maybe it’s Hitler’s Eugenics program the third generation…you know experiments conducted on her family that have resulted in something good, something good at earning all with her tits…

Maybe it’s because Seal cast some tribal spell on her with his arm sized cock and some voodoo ritual in their sex dungeon that resulted in multiple kids.

I don’t have the answers…just the pics…

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