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2018

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Going into the weekend….remember if you think the grass is greener on the other side, like if you’re the kind of guy who looks at everyone and think they have it better than you, because you’re a miserable fuck, those people probably do have it better cuz they aren’t sitting at home thinking about you….

My advice to you is find a young mistress….because clearly you hate your old, fat tired wife….and no miserable fuck married man hates having a young mistress, it adds fun to their shit life….until their life falls apart, the young mistress gets bored of them, and they end up at a long stay model….really hating life for a valid reason cuz you are dumb fuck who doesn’t value your life or old fat wife…just watch the gay porn you secretly are into…homo…

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Bella Hadid Lips…
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Woman Shaving Leg at Public Pool…
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Lame Dance Around the World Dance…Get a Job…
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Paris is Hated by Family..
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Julianne Hough ass in Leggings…
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Kanye West in Wyoming…
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Pam Anderson Tits….
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The 30 Year Man Moves Out!
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of the day today was that girls are slutty as fuck when they leave their houses. It’s like instagram may be a porn site, but it’s also tricked into everyday life.

From girls walking around in Bikini tops with some huge tits, to girls wearing short shorts, to girls going braless in wife-beaters, the streets are alive with the sound of exhibitionism….

This one girl at the Starbucks patio was wearing like a loose short instagram fashion bloger type skirt thing, she bent over to pick up her drink or to talk to her hipster homo polaroid camera holding content manager and her full ass flashed the street – like full fucking ass…pantyless…because why wear underwear it gets in the way with being a liberated girl…in what most people would say manage your anus girl…but think “please do that again, and again and again”….I mean no one would say manage your anus girl…that’s the reality…we are all consumers INTERESTED in consuming what is being marketed to us….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bella Hadid Swears She Didn’t Use Lip Fillers…
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Shia LaBeouf Playing his Drunk Dad…
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Hot or Not – the New Bachelortte
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Gold Jewelry Found at Stonehenge
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Three Car Pile-Up Art….
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Camel Attempts to Eat Kid
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Bella Thorne’s Erotic Music Video
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John Goodman is the man
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MMA Fighter Secret Strategy
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Crazy Guy Just Wants his ID
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Italians Turn Waste Milk into Clothes….
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Crazy Scaffolding Accident
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Old as Fuck Lady…
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Someone Called Ivanka Trump a Cunt – Then Cries…Like a Scared Bitch….
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Chloe Ferry in a See Through Dress..
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Costanza Caracciolo Titty Flash…
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NY POst Slut Shames a Slut
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Murdered Russian Journalist Turns Up
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Dude Almost Drowns Doing a Houdini Trick…
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Marisa Papen in Biarritz Naked…
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Kelly Brook Panty Flash….
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Angelina Jolie Update….
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Georgia May
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Victoria Justice and her Slutty Sister Slutty
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Jessie J Shows the Pink
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Tove Lo Fat with Hard Nipples
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Stella Maxwell Shows the Pink…
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Alba in InStyle – Boring
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Ariana Grande in FADER – Boring
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Lisa Rinna – Vampire
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Fat Avril Lavigne in a Weird Car Demo
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Isla Fisher -Nice Tits
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Jennifer Lawrence – Nice Tits
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Nerdy Girl Squirts
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Amateur Spreading on the DOPE couch
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AMateur of the day – JESUS HATES ME?
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Hot Cam Girl – Dildo Ride
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Just Another Dildo Ride
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GIRL COOKING NAKED
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Jameika Turner
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Nicole Graves Naked Blonde….
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2018

May

Janice Dickinson Bikini Pic of the Day

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Janice Dickinson is out celebrating the Death of Cosby, which I guess is the only thing she’s known for, despite reminding everyone over and over again that she’s the original super model and coined the term super model – about herself – before super models even existed..

I mean that and the fact that she’s had more plastic surgery than all the Kardashians combined, which is pretty impressive, considering they are all on the once a week touch up maintenance program…and thanks to that investment…she is still worth looking at in a bikini – like the science experiment at the science fair you want to fuck – she is.

You sick fuck…

But in good news, at least she looks less like a corpse than she used to…yay for that…unless you’re a necrophiliac…in which case, I am sorry for your loss, something you hear everytime a corpse comes back to life before you get a chance to fuck it…something I’m sure is exactly what COSBY was into…because you don’t need a dead opportunist you just had sleepytime sex with, you want them to wake up confused….it’s easier to get away with it for decades..

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2018

May

Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale Pissing on an Orphan was the alternate title of this masterpiece starring the big star from Pretty Little Liars who has gone onto instagram celebrity, but more interesting, a new CW show…that does not involved pissing on black midgets, that’s just what she does in her spare time.

These Hollywood Types will do anything to get noticed, but more importantly, have real weird fucking fetishes, because I guess the standard fucking is too boring for their over the top – performance based – A-Personalities…

WHO knows, not me…I got no answers…just the weird fucking pic.

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2018

May

Emma Stone Tits Fucking Justin Theroux of the Day

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Emma Stone is a very highly paid actress…something I will never understand because her face annoys the fuck out of me. Her mouth annoys the fuck out of me. She annoys the fuck out of me…and really she’s not even good in movies…I don’t know what created all the hype, or why people are into her, or what made her exist…even that Oscar she won was a full fucking scam. Her singing was shit, her dancing was shit, if I want to see some quirky nerdy girl doing song and dance, I don’t need it to be some huge hollywood budget, hyped up nonsense…with a WEAK story that for some reason people celebrated. Probably the “LAUGH TRACK” theory of tell people to laugh and they laugh, tell them it’s good and it’s good…

Either way, she’s a homewrecker, along with Oscar winner for a movie role that sucked, as all her movie roles suck, while she fumbles with her lines due to her mouth and it’s speech impediment…and she’s now fucking Jennifer Aniston’s ex, because I guess Jennifer Aniston has her own qualities about her that make people run from her, when we can collectively agree all female actors with success are cunts…

Cunts that have tits, and here’s her tits…

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2018

May

Halsey on Her Black Agenda of the Day

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Halsey has seen some real success as a girl who fucks DJS, and gets them to make songs with her, that lead to huge success riding their coattails / dicks…

Recently she’s started marketing that she’s black, because she is black, but wants everyone to know, with this letting the people know she’s black…it’s an angle, that got people talking because it seems so exploitative… racist in and of itself by labelling herself…

It’s almost like she’s DRAKE, really tying to get as famous as she can for being black..

To quote the great PUSHA T….in reference to DRAKE…

“always thought you weren’t black enough, scared to grow your hair out cuz it’s not NAP enough”

So Here she is on her black life….

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2018

May

Rumer Willis Tits of the Day

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Rumer has it the Rumer Willis still has her dick…

It’s kind of confusing that in this era of hipster, artist, trust fund weridos who don’t need to work and who have a following because of their parents, allowing them to play the naked or half naked sisters from Idaho mountains, so detached from LA as a whole, even though they are pure fucking LA, the most LA, you’d think she’d be embracing her dick..Gender bending is trendy and do anything you can to get noticed besides for being Bruce and Demi’s failed abortion.

Instead she posts tits, and a newly restructured face, with her hard features shaved down…looking better than ever…tits out…

It’s the magic of the modern face injections, you can really be whatever you want to be, including hot…with the right amount of face injection.

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2018

May

Dua Lipa Nipples of the Day

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Oops …

I wrote a post on Charli XCX’s nipples – but turns out they are DUA LIPA’s nipples…because I am so old, disconnected, unaware of what is going on in pop culture…

Just a few hours ago, a friend asked me “what’s the latest viral trend” and I said “I’m not 15, I hate social media, I don’t fucking care”….

The only viral trend I know and see is a bunch of fucking people trying to get as famous as possible doing the least amount of work they can…and seeing it working for them…

Everyone is an influencer, even people producing porn, it’s where everything lives…

So knowing what nipples I look at, on two fame whores, one a youtuber the other a who the fuck knows, while this one’s the youtuber..is impossible…I don’t stand a chance..

Plus I have a real life facial recognition blindness, that comes with not caring, but literally exists cuz I don’t recognize friends or my wife…due to trauma maybe…it’s like I see people I’ve known forever and I’m like “oh that’s what you look like”…it’s a condition….that I won’t use as an excuse for my terrible blogging and reporting on nipples, when I should do better…with a site like DrunkenStepfather, written by a dyslexic, you’d expect better….

I will stick to not caring, I see tits everyday, they’re tits, who cares.

UPDATE IT IS Charli XCX’s nipples

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2018

May

Selma Blair in a Bikini Erotica of the Day

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What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 45 years old….

What you also probably didn’t realize is that these old timers, were once young sluts, that’s how they got on TV in the first place, and they KNOW the importance of whoring out to matter.

They also know that as actors they must look as good as possible, and never get themselves fat…unless they are known for being fat..so she’s done a good job of that….

And I guess the bikini pics, just tie into the marketing and self promotion, a non fat woman who feels her sex appeal leaving her as she goes through menopause…really attempting to have dudes jerk off to her by sexualizing herself half naked. ..which is how I interpret this “just showing off my dive” pic we really didn’t need to ever see, but are seeing cuz she wants you to…and because clearly I’m a Selma Blair fan who likes repurposing her porn.

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2018

May

Ashley Tisdale Ass in Shorts of the Day

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It may have taken Ashley Tisdale decades to figure out her best angle…but as it turns out…this is her best angle…

Long time coming….long time to realize, even after all the years of dudes only fuckin her from behind, she just thought it was the way dudes liked it…not the way dudes liked it with her…because she is a monster…but I guess no one likes admitting they are just the ass….

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