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2018

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

In not so fascinating news, I left the house today and saw that every girl seems to have a fat ass and skinny waste. This is something I see on instagram and assume it is photoshopped or “facetuned”, but leaving the house DEBUNKED that murder mystery….and it turns out that girls, lots of girls actually have that body, even white girls….then I get to thinking there’s no way people are affording procedures sucking fat from their gut to replace in their asses….I mean I’ve been a cashier at the grocery store, no matter how many roommates you have, you are not affording any of that…even if you’re stripping and sugar baby-ing and drug dealing…THEREFORE….it must just be what humans look like now…thanks to hormones in the food…and it’s creepy, yet erotic, all these girls doing their duck walks through life….

I suggest you leave the house and stare at that today, this weekend forever, the tits are big, the asses big, the pants tight, the stomachs small…

It is for science….

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Ariana Grande Titties Thinks She WIlled her New Cock
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Guess the Celebrity See Through Panties
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Kelly Brook – HUGE FUCKING TITS in a white bikini
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Bangkok’s Airport Security Team…
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Montel Williams ALMOST DIED
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Eugenie Bouchard – Whoring Out
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F1 – Back to the Future Moment
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Angry Tennis Girl of the Day
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LOHAN in the Middle East
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I wonder what size Lena Dunham’s Panties Are
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Kelly Brook Panty Peak….
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Justin Theroux is “Just Friends” with Emma Stoner
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May Flies TAke Over Gas Station
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The Police VS Drunk Girl Video I’ve Posted 10 Times
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Megan Fox Cameltoe
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A Gallery of “Pretty Girls”
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Nasty Fat Chick Caught Shaving her Legs in Public Pool
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CJ Perry Bends Over in a Bikini
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Support our Supporters and Buy Head at the Head Shop
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Gun Control Guy Knows Nothing About Guns
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Roseanne Begged ABC to Not Dump her Show – They May Bring it Back Without Her….
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Motorcycle Wobbles
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Barbie Jeep Downhill Racing
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Maggie Laine Hot and Braless
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Martha Hunt – Sexy as Fuck Showing off Legs
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Chanel Iman Slutty in a Dress
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Bella Thorne is Just Trash
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Tallia Storm – Sluty
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Charlize Theron – Old and Hot
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Lindsay Morgan Chick Crossed Legs
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Olivia Holt – Leather Dress
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Ashley James Gutter Whore
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Julianne Hough – Fat Ass in Leggings
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Rita Ora – Attention Seeking
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Lily Rose Depp and her Pizza are Great
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day HAND PICKED BY ME
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HOLY SHIT – MONSTER TITS
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Lil Vos is a Stripper
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Anal Stimulation
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Amateur Your Khalessi
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Hot Slutty Selfies of the Day
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Irelynn Powders her Tits…
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MONSTER TITTY 16 YEAR OLD
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Cam Girls are Evolving with this insane Dildo Stunt
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Lesbian Pussy Lick is not the name of my Memoir
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Pierced Nipples of the Day
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Taylor Kennedy has Amazing Huge Tits
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HOT NAKED FLEXIBLE GIRL
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Naked and Hot Olivia Preston
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CAM GIRL IN LINGERIE
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2018

01

Jun

Nina Agdal Topless of the Day

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Go away Nina Agdal…

Clearly she’s a retard, I mean I can spot a retard head from far away, it’s not much of a skill, but rather an obvious observation, and it usually comes with drooling all over themselves or some other nonsense like chronic masturbation…but in this case it comes in not getting a hint.

She has an ego, she thinks she’s top tier, she’s dating Christie Brinkley’s son, some rich kid, who likes Leo’s sloppy seconds, or bitches clearly looking for rich guys to attach themselves to, because they are old, tired and were never hot, but were SI models like his mom..

She’s out there still promoting hereself despite being old…so the cycle continues thanks to social media that doesn’t allow these people to just fucking diappear..the biggest tragedy in technology really…

THere was a time people would just fucking disappear, instead they now just get more and more topless..even while at her fattest, no longer fit, as that happens to girls when they get old. It’s science.

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2018

01

Jun

Tallia Storm See Through of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a Scottish singing scam that was put together by her parents…or her mother who was an egotistical Publicity chick who knew how to do low level internet marketing – and probably saw all these vine stars make millions of dollars and all these youtubers get TV show deals and saw all these tweeters on tweeter twitter get book deals and figured “I can make my daughter my portfolio piece”…and put her together, get her the press, and some singing lessons and convince her to go to events for the paparazzi with her tits out…because people like young tits…

BUT as we’ve learned – they also like ass…so here is the ass, of the girl…who doesn’t want you to think she’s just tits, but instead diverse, interesting, new, fresh and exciting, even when it’s just the same old hustle.

Posted in:SFW|Tallia Storm

2018

01

Jun

Sohpie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sohpie Mudd is the biggest deal on social media. She’s done gone viral and I am ready for her to take the reigns from all those aging big titty girls we are bored of seeing.

You know who they are, their egos are annoying, they think they are actresses now, or actually famous, they made too much money for their own good, while this one…this Sohpie Mudd…who I like to see more dirty…is moving in with new blood, new assets, new offerings that may be virtually the same, it’s switching things up and I am excited by that…but I also have a massive titty fetish..they are wonderful to stare at.

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

01

Jun

Paige Elkington Nipples of the Day

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Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her interesting, fun and apparently naked.

I googled her once, and found out that she has Twin Peaks fetish, she looks good in her posts, she’s does some funny, obscure quirky things, it’s what you’d want in someone to follow on social media, but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with taste….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine, is probably what she tells all her family and friends, because despite people liking the band or the band being hugely famous…I don’t believe that can possibly be true…because they are so fucking awful..

But Paige Elkington is not…she’s good.

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2018

01

Jun

Nikki Bella and Other WWE Divas in Bikinis of the Day

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People fucking love the WWE….

I am sure there are a bunch of you out there who fucking love the WWE…

I remember the WWE kids from my college years, not that I went to college, but I’d hang out at colleges and blend in, just to stare at girls…and they were the weirdest mix of people…from Heavy Metal looking rockers, to Italian soccer lovers, all while I couldn’t grasp the appeal of the storylines, the man on man action, and this was before women were used as clickbait…

These are some of the women who are clickbait, because I guess the beauty of WWE is that it’s like TRUMP MAGA AMERICA…good old fucking 90s vibe and American values…I’ve been to at least one WWE event thanks to Heyman giving me tickets, and it was entertaining, despite being so fucking silly, but people are getting rich as fuck off this shit, from Hulk to the Rock…to CHYNA and her sex tape and it’s a cultural phenomenon…that’s trashy and good like a Cracker Barrel on Sunday Brunch after Church full America.

I don’t know who the big broad is but here is her pussy flash

Posted in:Nikki Bella|SFW|WWE

2018

01

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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When you’re a good Christian narcissist, you whore yourself on social media for followers, you hang out with the worst shitty humans imaginable for you to gain following, you basically become the opposite of everything you’d think you’d learn in the church, but you still claim to be a Christian…because it makes you feel like your decisions as a whore are more wholesome and good intentioned.

I don’t get when rich kids really just become basic instagram whores, instead of doing things of value. Do they think they are hot, or do they think they are worthless and thus need to be praised by all, is this the new rich kid cocaine addiction, it’s a model addiction. I don’t have the answers…just the bikini pics..

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Federica Nargi Nipples of the Day

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Federica Nargi is an Italian instagram thot she’s been around here before being boring – now shes out here with her nipples hard getting wet in a white bikini because in the last 4 years and 1 month she has learned that without nipples in your social media pics – you ain’t shit…

I would look her up, but her Nagri name sounds like Negroni, and I love all those exotic cocktails, while fantasizing about the 1960s VESPA road trip through the Mediterranean, like a romance novel I never wrote, with hairy Italian girls I’ve never met, but who like to treat a cock like a cured meat their grandfather used to make in their shed, and shove them in their Italian twats…

We’re all allowed to have dreams…and this one is Frederica’s I guess.

Posted in:Federica Nargi|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Megan Fox Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

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When you are a whore with three kids – like Megan Fox – it’s had to not have a cameltoe when you have some leggings on…..if she didn’t have a cameltoe I would assume she was wearing a rubber pussy cover or cap to prevent cameltoe….the cameltoe guard…a product that should never be invented because the whole point of being a woman is having pussy definition…it is my favorite…even when on an old battered hag….

Tight pants for everyone! Even when it is gross..