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2023

18

Dec

Phoebe Price Finally Gets Naked of the Day

Phoebe Price is naked on the handicap chair in her shower, because she’s gone full retard.

That’s not to say that Phoebe Price hasn’t been a full retard her entire career, and it’s amazing to have experienced her throughout the process of being a nobody trying to be a somebody, so she’d basically dress silly and hang out around the paparazzi when the paparazzi still mattered.

It was a pre social media way to go viral that didn’t age as well as her old tits did, because when social media hit people could go viral without the paparazzi or being geographically located where the paparazzi or celebs were.

So pre-social media she mattered for not getting naked, now in this social media era, the only way to matter is tits out….

These are tits I’ve been asking to see forever and that I am now seeing all these years later….as desperation takes new forms….on her dying mom’s handicapped stool they wash her old dying body on….doubled down on hot things…

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2023

18

Dec

Stella Hudgens’ Christmas Bush of the Day

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Stella Hudgens posted a picture of her bush last week, I guess I missed it because who the fuck cares about these people and their nude cash grabs, it’s not very authentic, just an opportunistic cash grab from fake people.

Not that I don’t love bush, seeing bush is always exciting to me, no matter who is rocking the bush, even now that the bush is a trend amongst the most annoying of people…

Not that I don’t love shameless nudity for self promotion and cash grabs because it reduces these people who used to pretend they were above this kid of thing to being exactly what I expected them to be.

Not that I don’t love the siblings, children or celebrity adjacents who are so close to the celebrity life of luxury, that they can’t really figure out their own purpose or identity….especially when they get naked.

I guess, this is everything I’d hope for it to be, gunt hanging over the bush and all….

Now, we just have to wait for the first orgasm on camera, which will lead to lesbian sex, which will lead to full sex, which will lead to everyone’s a porn star in this era where porn is on the outs and TRAD is on the in.

Lame, but bush…and some compelling marketing material to get you to pay for the bush.

Here she is in her bikini:

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2023

18

Dec

Simmer Down Denise Richards of the Day

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Here’s some Denise Richards fucking the couch, topless and in an aggressive asshole behind thong post, her meaty mom pussy that’s been slaughtered over the last few decades filling up the crotch part like a small pair of testicles, her deflated tit skin pulled down to look like it’s a full tit, and the whole thing is weird.

I’m not mad it happened, I am a trainwreck watcher, I just find it weird.

The whoring herself for a cash grab when she wasn’t even that publicly facing whorish at her peak, but I am sure she was pretty whoring behind the scenes at her peak…..makes me think she’s always been a whore, always wanted to do porn, loves the attention since it can’t be for the money, but all money excites these women, which is what makes them whores.

She runs filters on her content that make her look like she’s got some kind of skin condition, which she probably does, at her age, everything falls apart…

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2023

18

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Old Lady Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Biel is pretty funny, not because she’s heavily masculine with her fit broad body, but because she’s a cuck for her husband Timberlake.

At the time they first connected, he was at the peak of his solo career, touring the world and definitely fucking groupies, likely men. She stuck by him as hard as she could, as groupie number 1, and even though she was being marketed as a hot girl from 7th Heaven with the hot tits, she probably wasn’t making all that much money and being the wife to Timberlake was end goal.

They’ve had kids, been together forever, and he even was publicly exposed for cheating on her, but like the cuck that she is, the wallet fucking opportunist who could have that A-List life and financing for all her creative projects as actor or director, while raising the next generation of lame fucking Timberlakes, she stuck with her man and definitely not for love of keeping the family together, but because she’s a cuck.

Anyway, she’s old now, she still too fit and masculine and her once celrbated tits now hang off her chest like an old lady’s who jog too much tit, so even dolled up and braless, hard nippled, it’s not very appealing to me, but it may be for you…..

She’s also got terrifying feet.

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2023

18

Dec

Alison Brie Brings in the Holiday Spirit of the Day

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For someone who likes to buy into the whole Hollywood is part of the satanic agenda used to mind control and manipulate the world into becoming garbage heathens who hate Jesus. Creating a lost generation of unhappy, unfulfilled, lonely consumers chasing some sort of bullshit dream by medicating and shopping for shit they don’t need….seeing a picture of an actress posing in front of some Dracula shit during the Holidays makes sense.

She’s married to a Franco brother, totally integrated into the satanic Hollywood Agenda, probably made some blood sacrifices and baby eating with them and some could even say controlled by the satanists..celebrating blood sucking vampires during this era of Jesus’ birth, one of the most holy of holidays just makes sense.

Unfortunately, we can’t see up the old broad’s skirt.

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2023

18

Dec

Liz Hurley’s Tits Out for the Near Dead DSL Lubrication of the Day

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I’m not saying that Liz Hurley has dick sucking lips, but from where I am sitting all girls have dick sucking lips, so long as their mouths haven’t been sewn shut, even if they’ve got no lips, you know like they’ve been attacked by a pitbull as a child or they’ve been in a raging fire that required 100s of surgeries, or they’ve had acid thrown on them. We will find a way to make it work.

I am calling her lips Dick Sucking Lips because I assume they’ve sucked enough dick to have cold sores, and that her make-up artist is applying a thick layer of make-up to cover the battle wounds. It’s not easy for a girl in the 90s to make it in America as a top model, big tits aren’t enough because there were many big tits willing to kill for her career.

The reality is that this is more like a mortician applying the make-up to her lips to give her corpse some realistic life to it, because she’s 100 fucking years old.

She has managed to keep herself strategically youthful, because I saw this picture of her in 2004 and her face looks a little more like a normal aging 50 year old, so at 60 something, looking more taught means just one thing….LIES….

Through it all she’s still had the big model tits, that she’s used as ammo to get what she wants and I guess she realizes the big tits have distracted the people all these years, her face is irrelevant even though she won’t let it go natural old lady, we’re here for the tits. So pull out the tits grandma.

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2023

18

Dec

Lenoutsa is the Instagram Of The Day

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Since social media runs the world. One could call it the worst thing to happen to society. Maybe the propaganda machine to control people. Possibly the cause of everyone’s misery and happiness. The distraction from real life, the obsessing of other people’s fake lives, the being exposed to low level ads to get you to buy into whatever these money grubbers are selling and all that other terrible, depressing and disgusting good stuff….I figure featuring social media stars we’ve never heard of, or that I’ve never heard of since I don’t use social media, but that 500k people have heard of and follow, assuming they are real.

It’s a modernization of the site, when no one cares about celeb instagram posts, finding new hot chicks who produce content for free shit, attention or money, is where we gotta be.

Her name is LENA…she is into Fashion, Makeup, Cook and Fun making me think she may be a Russian.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2023

18

Dec

Iggy Azaela’s White Wall Pink Outfit Non Nude Exclusive Content of the Day

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I have hated on Iggy Azalea the cultural appropriator for her entire career and not even because she was a cultural appropriator in that she did rap music in a fake rap accent despite being from Australia, furthering the lie into fake as fuck performance art, but because she had a storyline where she was a teen runaway from Australia, who took the 20 hour flight to Miami on her own to become an undocumented stripper in the Miami strip clubs, before going back to Australia and finishing high school where she crafted her half retarded scheme to be a rapper.

I don’t like people who pretend to strip, so as far as I’m concerned the mom is redeeming herself now that she’s taken a dive into shameless self promotion, selling exclusive content to the nerdy fans, and semi stripping down like she was a stripper, showing some fake tit and fake ass and fake everything else because she’s fake.

So Iggy is growing on my like that ass is growing on her, she still sucks, but at least it’s a little more in line with the kind of sucking I like.

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2023

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Kate Winslet … See Through Boobs !
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Megan Rapinoe in Fishnets Being Wild!
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Kendrick Lamar buys in Brooklyn
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2023

15

Dec

Denise Richards Topless on her Zoom Background of the Day

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I don’t do Zoom because I don’t do business, but I probably should do business, and would consider it if it didn’t meaning needing to Zoom, since no one will take me seriously in my luchador mask especially while I masturbate.

I do know about Zoom because I don’t live under a fucking rock, even though it may seem like I do…but I prefer ditches to rocks.

I am terrified of Denise Richards and her nudes, I think that whole hustle is so unnecessary and her old dried up prune tits humiliating, but she’s clearly making money prostituting herself on the internet, it likely doesn’t get in the way of her reality show work and she can position it as sex positive, sex work is real work, since her sex work to Sheen gave her multiple kids he still pays for.

I don’t know if she’s really in some Mediterranean south of France Chateau, it looks photoshopped to me, but it’s unfortunate they didn’t photoshop more air in the tits.

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