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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

May

Kira Kosarin in Underwear of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some kid who was exploited by her parents, they were Broadway performers, her mother as an actress and her father a music director, conductor and record producer…..She grew up acting, singing and dancing because of course she did, why would they have kids if they couldn’t throw them into the industry that they were trying to excel at themselves, you know ship her off to LA to show the world how well trained she was like this was the 20s and they were a touring Vaudeville family, only to get her a gig on Nickelodeon….and some fame…that she could use to build a Youtube Channel…where she can cover songs and one day release her own…

It’s almost text book strategy so many people before her used, but thanks to the internet being full of retards it works…

To make the strategy complete, get her in the trend of the times, in this case Calvins, and have her do a creepy photoshoot for the perverts, that will lead to more creepy photoshoots for the perverts, knowing that perverts fucking love creepy photoshoots and thus boost her numbers…because along with idiots on the internet, there are perverts…just leave a dude alone for 5 minutes and he’s googling “Nickelodean Stars in Underwear” and she brings it…

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2018

May

G Hannelius Bikini Disney Girl of the Day

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G Hannelius is a 18 year old Disney Kid…who’s like all Disney Kids sings and acts and all that bullshit. Her name isn’t entirely G Hannelius, tha’s more of her stage name or what she goes by because her parents probably found it cute when they sold her to the Disney people in exchange for them not pressing charges against any sexual misconduct or abuse, as you know execs who think they are untouchable that work at Disney Channel…are execs you may want to avoid….I don’t trust any grown man into Children programming and I always wonder about Elementary School teachers who are male and not gay…they must perverts…

Her real name is Genevieve, but I guess G is way cooler….it’s more street, more playful, but reads more like a terminal disease or new strain of bacteria I’ve read about on my various internet journeys into hypochondria – hoping that my wife is the dying one and not me – but symptom checking from always feeling like shit…it’s an overall blanket sensation I’ve had forever and learning it could be from whores and their mucus membrames smearing n my mouth…or strippers or even that old lady at the grocery store I saw pick her nose and smear it on her cart that some poor bastard was bound to grab….you know…GERMS are everywhere and most sound like “G Hannelius”…

Point being, STDs aside, she’s in a bikini, she’s Disney Kid, she’s doing the Disney Kid half naked marketing tactics, and I am all for it…keep stripping down girl…

As a side note, I love reading these WIKIPEDIA’s where they say that “G moved to LA at 10 years old to pursue her acting career”….bitch please..her parents saw dollar signs everytime they changed her diaper or she made someone laugh at a family function and SOLD her off…after training her how to be a crowd pleaser….and here she is starting to crowd please…

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2018

May

Kristin Cavallari in a Bikinis of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is some sugar baby, athlete fucking, lucky she was on a reality show early in her life and when reality shows really matter because it brought her to places where athletes were, where she could seduce them, get knocked up by them, and live the good life without having to actually work that much….something she’s good at…

Living the American Dream. Having some level of celebrity, followers, and an Athlete Husband and Athlete family…even though athletes are notorious cheaters, who cares, look how big the house is and how nice the trips they go on are…perfect settings for her to launch a personal brand or lifestyle site that will end up making her money…because people are morons, into groupie-ing people they are familiar with, even if that person is Kristin Cavallari….someone who was on TV for 5 minutes…

I’m not complaining, I mean what better way to start a day than looking at a 4 day old pic of some 30 something mom sprawling out seductively now that she’s got tits…living the California Dream the Mommas and the Poppas once sang about….

All I see is a failed actress, because she tried to be an actress after Laguna Beach and failed at it…but also a mom in a bikini And some nipples in some outfits…

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2018

May

Dry Humping Tweaker and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Public Shitter VS Pressure Washer

ANother Public Shitter

Idiot Livestreams His Drive – Drives Head On into Truck – Kills 9 People

Hot Hipsters Vandalize a Building

Reporter Rescues a Dog During Flood

Ratchet Launcher..

Protestor gets Crushed

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The shorts keep getting shorter and shorter…eventually all these women will just be walking around with dental floss or a thin rope through their asshole tower and vaginal lips, in what I’d call a two lane highway…the vagina lane, the pooper lane, both fun…both exciting, both worth staring out when you’re doing your fucking errands cuz fashion says it’s ok for you to walk around cunt and asshole out. Thank you fashion.

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Golfer’s Awkward Kiss
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Sandra Bullock gets Foreskin Facials.
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You need a BONG b-BONG b-BONG BONG
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Amber Heard – Still Whoring
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Crazy Day at the Nail Salon
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Ariana Grande’s Got New Dick
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Compilation of Tiny Houses
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Lady Victoria in a Bikini –
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SOLID HEAD SHOP FOR YOU STONEWALLS
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Mini Tornado of the Day
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only thing worse than some mom who has no control over her kid at the grocery store, letting the fucking thing run around out of control, having the nerve to yell at me to get out of the way of their kid who is running around, like I was one of her students and she was the camp councillor…..was that she had the grossest fat mom ass…in a pair of fucking leggings that celebrated each and every pocket of cellulite fat….because if I am going to be treated like a baby from some random woman I’m not paying to treat me like a baby, she best have a tight body…Now I don’t care if that body comes from fitness, starvation or meth…I just know that I don’t like being bossed around by moms especially ugly moms…so instead of causing a scene and getting arrested for a hate crime..I just blog about it to no one who cares..

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Some White Woman Screaming That an Innocent Black Guy has a Gun
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ScarJo has Dinner with Woody Allen Despite his Perv Ways – Cuz No One Cares
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Slut in a Wet Photoshoot
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Armed Heist in South Africa in Broad Daylight
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Lifesize Transformer Robot
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Nasty as Fuck
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Ariana Grande a Pete Davidson
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Delilah Belle Hamlin – Nipple SLip
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This Jet Li is Dying is the Weirdest Scandal Ever
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CBD is the Miracle Substance
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Mini Tornado of the Day
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Lowest Level Bikini Models Ever
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Slutty Girls in Cosplay
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Crushing Candles
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GLASS PIPES GET YOUR GLASS PIPES
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Tyra Banks 9.25 Million for her House
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Cyclist VS Motorist
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Awkward Moments from the Royal Wedding
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Taylor Swift – Panty Flash
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Grimes Supports Elon Musk Factory Conditions….in the Weirdest Social Justice Warrior CLICK HERE

Motorcycle VS CAR
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Fiery Dump Truck
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Funny New Reality Show – Real Housewives of the 1960s
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You need a BONG b-BONG b-BONG BONG
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The People VS Khloe Kardashian’s Assistant who Posts her Social Media Content – As If These Women Actually Work you Retards
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Charlize Theron is Playing Megyn Kelly in a Movie and Megyn Kelly is Probably Pumped
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Groped Woman Causes Street Brawl
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Alligator VS HAnd
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So Much Celebrity Topless & Nudie Scene Screen Caps
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Clara McGregor for Playboy Magazine
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Kendall Jenner Nipples Compilaton
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Rachel McCord Hot Bottom Feeder on a Scooter in a Bikini Top
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Default Holly Peers – Topless for People Magazine (Australia)
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Nina Agdal Dog Walker Got New cock
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Rachel Bilson – Cleavage!
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Carly Rae Jepsen – 60 Years Old
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Olivia Holt, Who is this Slutty Disney Girl, I don’t Know
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Debby Ryan – Hot Young Disney Jailbait
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Katherine McNamara Young Hot Slutty Redhead who Looks 40
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Old – Geriatric Pregnancy Claire Danes
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Meghan Markle – Master Manipulator – Master Manipulating
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LORDE is so Weird and in Hiding
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Naked Addie Looks Good Naked
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Gross Kitchen Counter Masturbation
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Is this your First Orgasm Bro
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Just a Girl with Monster Tits
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Tiny Swimsuit of the Day
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Naked Skinny Girl with Great tits Doing weird Acrobatics
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Hot Naked Selfies…
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Just a Masturbating Girl
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Babe gets Naked in Sneakers
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Luna Star Naked in the Snow
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The Jiggliest Pussy in Town
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Blondie and her Big Tits
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A Line Up of Lesbians…Gettign Their Pussies Licked
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2018

May

Mikaela Shiffrin in a Bikini of the Day

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Mikaela Shiffrin is the new Lindsay Vonn, only she actually wins Olympic medals…

She’s in a bikini, showing off how ripped her body is, because I guess it is the off season, no Olympics for another 4 years, and she can spend the time focusing on what is important, and that is showing off her body to remind us all that her Lindsey Vonn Mentor is old, washed up and disgusting, while new half naked fitness body, who thanks to her werido stage parents who are I guess “ski” parents that pushed her into this, is now making money and moves..

I generally don’t find ski people hot, but you’re a different breed of pervert and probably love this…because she is your medal winning hero..and more importantly – in a bikini that we hope is see through while wet but where are those pics…I want those pics Mikaela Shiffrin….someone get her coach to explain to her what this slutty on social media thing is all about…and how it works…

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2018

May

Chelsea Handler Fat Tit if the Day

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Chelsea Handler pulled the big titty out…on some facetime with some dude…in some contrived tactic to show off her tit like the aspiring actor / sex worker she was before deciding to be a quirky bitchy talk show host everyone thought was funny – in an era when we were allowed to tease people for things….

I didn’t post the Chelsea Handler big titty being pulled out because I didn’t know it happened, there’s so much going on in the world, that is more important than a censored pic of some old weather woman’s tit.

Sure it’s a big tit, that’s how it got a TV show, it wouldn’t have got a TV show if it was a small tit….

Sure it’s dragging around like it’s sad knowing that it’s old…

But it’s still a tit being asked to be looked at…as if we are all orderlies at the old folks home and I think that alone makes it worth looking at…even if in the grand scheme of the world it matters at the most insignificant level…but that is a pretty big, full, fat tit…and that alone is worth wanting to suck on like a newborn baby who hasn’t eaten yet…

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2018

May

Sarah Hyland is a Bendy Freak of the Day

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I accidentally watch Sarah Hyland’s stories on a semi regular basis, I guess she’s tricked instagram into thinking I want to see what she’s up to, and for the most part, I get nothing from these glimpses into her life, other than realizing that she has some disease and has had a Kidney Transplant like she was Selena Gomez, 5 or 6 years ago, in what I find pretty insane to go through, and that it must have something to do with Kidney’s not developing properly when you have parents whoring you out to the entertainment industry…

She’s working on a new movie, that involves dancing, and I guess this is how she stretches in what is clearly a total fucking fetish for all you perverts…cuz you can make the bendy doll get into any position you want…despite her looking like an underdeveloped premature weirdness…that you like cuz you’re into weirdly developed things as long as they have vaginas..you can pretend to put your penis in.

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2018

May

Bella Thorne’s Latest Bikini Pic of the Day

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An hour ago, the manliest looking jacked up face in children exploited by their parents, like the puppet sex workers they are, news….Bella Thorne posted up a bikini pic celebrating what looks like fake tits to me in a wet bikini….nipples not hard despite the cold water of the pacific in what may be confusing if you’re even looking at her tits and not her broad deltoids that look like a male gymnasts…

I have seen the hot slutty sex worker looking mom, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Bella was really born a boy, dressed up like a girl, because she was the one the mom knew she could exploit the hardest and the best…

These moms want everything so bad, they’ll do all kinds of crazy shit, and the expense of their kids, who in this case, have written her off for her mooching fame whoring…..

But have taken the famewhoring upon themselves in what is repetitive and boring, but still a young girl, with a lame mooch of a boyfriend, K-Feding her, media manipulator hustling from every fucking angle and seeing success doing it.

She’s got music, clothing, acting, social media marketing deals coming from every angle. She’s a star out there having a good time, showing the people her contrived persona, and it’s working….but with everything that works, it eventually crashes and will end bad..but in the meantime…titties in a bikini top…

Here’s Bella Thorne Bringing her Man Face and Meth Boyfriend Out in Public