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2018

14

May

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Tits in Cannes of the Day

Stella Maxwell is the Victoria’s Secret model, manipulator, social climber, celebrity fucker who has leveraged being a hipster model with a shaved head and uneven tits from 5 or 6 years ago…to being a top model…

I have no idea how that happened, but assume it starts with eating famous pussy…and throwing Barbara Palvin under the bus, because you have to really want it to make it in America…and when you really want it…you do anything for it…and obstacles you need to climb over like Barbara Palvin become easy prey…

But here she is…all A List at Cannes doing whatever it is so does…tits out…lookin’ good.

She’s in tights….and damn Stella Maxwell is skinny, it’s like Kristen Stwart sucked all the fat out of her via her vagina during lesbianism….she’s with her colleague and overrated VS model Sara Sampaio….

So here’s Sara Sampaio who is not deserving of a post of her own but thanks to riding Stella Maxwell’s famous paparazzi care where the pussy Kristen Stewart is, she’s relevant by association…

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If that doesn’t interest you, maybe the lesbian Stella Maxwell scissors and manipulates does:

Here’s an angry Kristen Stewart…who may or may not be Patrick Stewart’s daughter…I’m going with not…

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

14

May

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…because if a sugar baby pretends to be a model…her rich boyfriend who pays her rent will feel more inclined to gift her…rather than her just being some unemployed chicks who lingers between workout class to lunches everyday….while the sugar daddy is out making money that affords girls like this…

I don’t know if she’s ever done any substantial work, but if she’s in a wet black thong…I support her hustle…

Keep getting that good life, live the best life, LA rents are expensive so keep up the good work seducing old rich perverts…an art of it’s own really…

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2018

14

May

Nina Dobrev Topless of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some Canadian immigrant, who has moved onto the USA thanks to being a talented and amazing actress that was on some shitty show…

She was on Degrassi, like Drake and clearly that carried her to the Vampire Diaries, a very important show that I am sure made this Bulgarian a lot of money….money that she spends on holistic, health and wellness treatments, like accupuncture for her social media feed, as it is less whorish of a girl to post a health and wellness procedure to her feed, rather than just a shameless topless panty pic attention seeking…

I just prefer when health and wellness content posted up is more of a colonic…you know hose down that colon and let’s see how much impacted shit she’s got….at 29….probably a lot.

Her mother still lives in Canada, while this one gets to be all LA…and that makes me feel closer to her….on some level…but not really…it just means I can park outside the family house if I cared enough to….without having to cross any borders…which I wouldn’t do…except maybe to orchestrate a viral video candlelight vigil after Dobrev dies of AIDS from jacking her back up with dirty needles…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

14

May

Julianne Hough Squatting in Lingerie of the Day

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Julianne Hough Squatting in Lingerie or in what looks like thigh high stockings…like some little pervert fetish chick…who despite being raised Mormon, in a backwoods incestuous dance family, where her and her brother did everything together, including Anal Sex, before she got sold to Ryan Seacrest for a couple of Goats, you know Mormons and their farms…they love that shit….where he slutted her up, where he made her the slut that she is today…because rich people, even America’s Sweetheart like Seacrest are dark and have weird sexual dysfunctions, issues, fetishes….that all took place on this one’s ass…

While now she’s married, but you can’t take the ho out of the ho, because a ho is a ho is a ho, and this is her level of ho down, it’s accessible, inoffensive and won’t get her fired from any mainstream jobs…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

14

May

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it. Doing what exactly? Getting naked or half naked on the internet in a safe for work way. With some dude old ladies perved on because he had this fit surf look, the kind of thing a weirdo would call a “CHAD”…because the “CHAD’s” Get all the girls…or some shit…

Either way, she’s managed to keep her followers interested in her half nakedness, by continuing the half nakedness…which without the epic travel and adventure has left her just being half naked…a low level tactic by such a well followed person…but a tactic I like.

Why bother with storylines and bullshit….when you can just get half naked…it’s easier and you get all the same social media hits…with less work, costs, etc.

I don’t know why brands would sponsor her, but I know why people jerk off to her…we are perverts….that’s why.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

14

May

Hayley Hasselhoff’s Tits make me Ask – WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE FATTY of the Day

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Hayley Hasselhoff, like all fat chicks….looks good enough when cropped from the base of their monster tits up….because even if they have a fat head….the monster tits divert from that…and since the rest of their body isn’t in the frame…you don’t get too distracted by their obesity…

Not that it matters to any of you perverts who love all monster tits, fat or not, but it matters to me…

What also matters to me is whether this one will ever do the sex tape….I love celebrity kids, they are hilarious and I love when the forgotten celebrity kids end up with sex tapes…while the other celebrity kids end up with TV hosting jobs…like Hailey Baldwin…

Clearly, this one is a little lazy, in body and mind, and just gets her BAYWATCH PAY WATCH TRUST FUND…no need to actually get fucked by black guys in porno…but it’d be so good if she did…

Posted in:Hayley Hasselhoff|SFW

2018

14

May

Dania Ramirez Naked for Social Media of the Day

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Dania Ramirez is some 35 year old actress who has been on a few shows, like Entourage…and Heroes…back when she wasn’t 35 years old…she was on some show called Devious Maids, based on Eva Longoria’s other life, had she not become a Hollywood star, but rather a Hollywood Mexican who works for those stars…because we know Eva Longoria is clearly such an ego that she only hires Mexican staff to run her house…because she likes powertripping and being top Mexican…

While this Dania woman likes getting naked on social media…

Posted in:Dania Ramirez

2018

14

May

Ariana Grande Lives of the Day

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Which is more than we can say for some of her fans in Manchester….

I know that celebs have virtually no soul, especially the child stars, they are just entitled as fuck and can do no wrong..

But you’d think that you’d feel some level of accountability knowing that people came out to see you perform, before getting taken the fuck out…

I mean sure, you can rationalize it however you want, security issues, crazy people, a random attack, who knows…..

But ultimately, she goest to bed at night knowing those people came to see her…and died..a lot of them still kids…

And I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck, she’s just onto her next promo tour, tits out…but now with some story that she can milk for attention about her comeback….and the heartache it all caused her…

Hollywood is nonsense…but the tits are real…I mean often not real…but real as in they actually exist, unlike this one’s soul…that doesn’t exist.

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Posted in:Ariana Grande|SFW

2018

14

May

Cara Delevingne Topless Animal Abuse of the Day

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It amazes me how some of these people get jobs. It’s like all the marketing people at all the marketing companies sit together and decide who they will all use, and if you’ve put yourself out there proper, through milking whatever social climbing you’ve done, you can be a lottery winner getting paid, cashing in…just everyone throwing money at you – even when you’re not that great, or in Cara Delevingne’s case…pretty fucking ugly….despite being celebrated as a model…

Cara Delevingne is a Lesbian for a Reason….a reason I call lesbians aren’t superficial and don’t care if you look like a troll. They go for you because you have a soul and really in Cara Delevingne’s case she’s the one doing the “going for”…in her manipulative psychopath trying to get ahead kind of hustle…

She’s a scam. It’s obvious but she’s hand-bra-ing it for a top watch brand….because that’s just the kind of world we live in…it’s not porn if it is a million dollar deal.

It is unfortunate that the Lion didn’t do his damn job. I love when humans get mauled by animals for doing dumb shit with animals…like this..