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2018

23

Mar

Brianna Stone’s Nude Shoot of the Day

I don’t know who Brianna Stone is, but I wonder why she’s not more famous, because she’s got massive tits on her tiny frame, and should be fucking famous…

I came across her instagram randomly, apparently I follow her, and I understand why I follow her, she’s fucking amazing, because she’s got massive tits on a tiny frame…

I just don’t understand why she hasn’t gone viral, why she hasn’t got more followers, why she isn’t the next Em Rat Cow, since she’s actually hot…

Does she have a boyfriend who cockblocks her window of opportunity because he doesn’t like her slutty pics…and she’s so in love she’s willing to throw it all away for him…

Or does she not hustle hard enough…

I DON’T have the answers…but I do have some of her topless pics…she’s great.

I don’t know much – but I know one thing – I can make her famous…she should email me.

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2018

23

Mar

Lana Del Rey Booty of the Day

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I don’t think Lana Del Rey works out…

I do think she’s a strategic rich kid who played tormented at the time that kids needed a tormented person to look up to….

When really her billionaire dad just threw money at a music producer who came up with a strategy or a sound that would best utilize her inability to actually sing….

But that doesn’t mean I think her music is shite, or that she doesn’t deserve the fame and fortune she’s made, I mean I am happy to see someone like her succeed over that cunt Taylor Swift or the devil incarnate KATY PERRY….I think it’s great to have some variety in pop trash….

It just means that she should probably work out….a 30 year old ass shouldn’t look this bad in jeans…and it’s not like she doesn’t have down time, probably all the time….that could be used working out…she lives on the fucking beach you know….get it together woman.

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2018

23

Mar

Rachel Haris and Her Friends in Miami for Music Week of the Day

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I would say my favorite instagram account I follow is a model and artist named Rachel Harris, who I think you should follow CLICK HERE ….because she’s hot, fun, hangs with hot girls, and goes to all the trendy and cool events, because they are current and with it and down with the cool, on trend, on brand, on the internet….where they all look pretty hot…doing whatever it is that they do…

There’s a music festival in Miami, that’s really fucking commercial, which is funny to me, because I used to go to Raves in the 90s due to my alcoholism and remember when “Winter Music Festival” now ULTRA music festival started to be known and it was a bunch of crackhead DJs with a bunch of crackhead party kids, while now it’s like Coachella, or Burning Man, or SXSW, or Art Basel, where everyone MUST attend, where McDonald’s probably hands out burgers, where Marketers are cashing in, and where all the instagrammers take selfies since no one has an actual job, but need to put it on their social media, so the people know they matter…or that they go places that matter and do things….while just being themselves…

The reality is that Rachel Harris can do no wrong, because when you’re as hot as her, you can go to all the lame commercial events, with all the OTHER lame people, but you stand out as the fucking star…you know since she’s a star…right….RIGHT..

These girls…are a wild time….

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2018

23

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele Tries to Be Sexy of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele and her hard man face squeezed into another one piece bathing suit because it’s hard to tuck your cock into your belly button when in a skimpy string bikini….you need that extra fabric to cover it – especially when you have a massive cock like Lea Michele…

I’ve gone over this, nothing new here…but the new bathing suit pics themselves…which aren’t that hot or exciting or interesting and really if you have a Lea Michele fetish, you’re a homo.

That’s about all I got to say….

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2018

23

Mar

Ana-Maria Ilinca is Hot of the Day

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Ana-Maria Ilinca is some instagram model who isn’t that famous on instagram…but who is more clever than instagram and working all the other social networks where she can get people to subscribe to her nude photo feed because either she thinks she’s hot and that people will pay to see her naked, or she realizes that dudes are perverts and would pay to see girls naked, but can pretend she’s an artist and not a sex worker….because whatever the reason, it’s safe to say, it’s her attempt to mooch off the internet by exploiting herself so that she doesn’t have to get a job of her own…an actual job and can go through life pretending she’s a model / artist that people are into and really it doesn’t take that many dudes to get you to that minimum wage level…

Good hustle, good strategy, there aren’t enough nude chicks in this world…

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2018

23

Mar

Trump’s Mistress Karen McDougal Naked Pics of the Day

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Karen McDougal is a “model” sex worker Trump paid because she’s a sex worker, best known for her title Playmate of the Year 1998.

1998….that was a long time ago….

Their “affair” which seems more like a business relationship started in 2007, and ended 10 months later…she tried to expose the story for money, which she got 150k for, and that got squashed to disappear, because you hire these girls, make them sign contracts and pay them off, it’s play money for the rich, but so much money to the sex worker….

Until she jumped on the get attention and exploit Trump for a sexual affair for a second wind cuz she’s washed up and old now….claiming the NDA was illegal…and now talking….

Her and her bolt on tits don’t realize that despite CNN mooching off the story for rating, neither the fans of Trump or the haters of Trump or the indifferents of Trump care…

We already know his wife is a sex worker and have no sympathy for the other sex workers he has sex with behind her back…Anyone with him, was after his celebrity and money..and clearly well paid…

So now she’s trying to mooch off that with her CNN interview…

Where we learn nothing of importance…Like we care where Trump sticks his dick…he’s a rich man…that’s what they do..

There are REAL ISSUES going on in the world….

But Here are a bunch of her nude pics…to celebrate where your present once came.

: photo by Richard Fegley

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2018

23

Mar

Womam Fucking a Tree in the Park and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Bosses Can Still Sexualize their Staff

Old Lady Explains why You Should Eat Pork…..

Picks Fight – Gets Owned

Ninja Gets KOed

Public Masturbator…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some mutant Canadian model who is exploiting being different due to some skin disease – sent me a lawyer’s letter – because I guess she doesn’t want to be friends or featured on this prestigious site…

I figure if you’re a mutant girl out there getting paid a lot and hanging with Beyonce, you’d be used to people making fun of your mutant skin disease…

I don’t understand why you’d be so uptight about the one reason people care about you…

In fact, you’d probably want everyone and anyone talking about you to ensure you matter…and continue to matter

That hurts me that she doesn’t want me on her FREE PR team, and expects the world to just ignore her defects that make her….

Cate Blanchett – Team Woody
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Comedian Buys Weather Channel…
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Scumbag Couple Steal 20 Dollar Tip
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Ed Norton VS Firefighters
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Some Trash in Workout Clothes
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Vegas Shooter – Loading up his Hotel with Guns
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Uber Self Driving Car Crash
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Angelina Jolie is Dating Again
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This is the Future – The Future is Now…..
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2018

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I think of brilliant things to say about random shit I’ve seen on my adventures around the internet, social media, or if I leave the house, and today I was fucking inspired, but got distracted and now you’re stuck with this….sucks to be you…but I guess it really just sucks to be me…in a sucks to suck together situation…because we are both here….

You can’t train your dog to do nazi salutes, you can’t make your kid smoke weed in video, but the platforms that allow people to post that shit, you’re not allowed to bang girls who are asleep in your bed after an instagram shoot but you can post all that countent it is allowed to go viral and make billions of dollars off your content and data…while all you get is arrested….

Why people use Facebook or Instagram blows my mind, it’s really just fucking laziness, they know if they had a website of their own, no one would visit it…Welcome to my life, or 15 years of my life…

Here are some stepLINKS…yay…

The Girl who Sings Kids in America – is Back – Thanks to ALiens – What
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Lea Michele Dude Face in a Bikini
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Arianna Grande 2 Months Pregnant – Who Cares
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Fuck Facebook – Fuck Zuckerbergman and His tracking You – The Future is Now…..
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Cat VS CD Rom Drive
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Rose McGowan Terrifies Me
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Bieber’s Got New Pussy
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Jessica Chastain Instagram Tits
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Bella Thorne – Proud SLut
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Hard Nippled Louisa Johnson
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Karate Match Ends Before it Starts
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Cops VS Bikers
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Lea Michele Pokies make me Sick
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Deadpool Trailer…
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Chelsea Handler Wants to Reduce Her Tits
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Madison Beer – Cameltoe
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Stephen Hawkins is Dead…Did you Hear?
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Cobra Kai Trailer…Where’s Jayden Smith?
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Sean Penn is Over It
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Kindergarten Weather Report is the Worst
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Rose McGowan Terrifying
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Olivia Wilde – Midget Legs
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Kevin Smith has Lost 17 Pounds in 9 Days on the Potato Diet
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Streaming Netflix in 1995 is a Terrible Joke
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Charlie Rinna Slutty Shoot
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Fred Savage is Going Down for Being ABusive
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I am not done with Chicks Running Football Drills
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Water Down the 50 Meter Well
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Emily VanCamp booty in Jeans
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Bozo the Clown is Dead – But we Still have Courtney Stodden Tits
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Samantha Hoopes – Bikini
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Peyton Roi List Butt in Shorts
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Old and Mangled Charlize Theron get FROyO
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Vogue Williams – Mid Section
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Ariel Winter – Fashion Photoshoot
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Paris Hilton – Bra Top – Old Face
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Dove Cameron Sucking off a Mike
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Bella Thorne in Fish Nets
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Bella Throne in Lingerie for Seacrest
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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage
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Lily Allen Lives – and is Still Disgusting
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Bo Derek and Jim Carey
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Brooke Burke – Who Gives a Fuck
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Olivia Culpo – Who Gives a Fuck
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OH NO!!! WARNING!!! HOT LIVE PUSSY!!..
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Random Timblr Porn of the Day
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Amateur Meat – Angelicabyday – Amazing
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Pizza Delivery Guys VS Naked CHicks
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Fingering a CHick at a Festival
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Hottest Naked Sunset Pic You’ll See All Day
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Naked Susie Christine – Whoever the Fuck That Is
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Naked with a Black Toy
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Hayley Marie Coppin Huge Tits
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Club Girls Pull Over to Pee
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Amateur Pussy Play
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Big Tits By the Pool
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Hot Chick named Pumpkin Spice’s Premium Snap
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Cam Girl Masturbating in the Hospital – What
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2018

22

Mar

Halle Berry Hard Nipple in a Masturbating Pose of the Day

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Halle Berry Hard Nipple in what looks like lingerie or a night gown or some other shameless shit for attention is alright by me….I mean Halle Berry is a self promoter who convinced America that she was a black actress, despite being raised white by her white mom and having never met her dad, black really by the tan color of her skin, but hot as fuck making the racist producers like her and hire her and even get her an Oscar where she played a Black woman to inspire other Black women, because even the Oscars don’t like to seem racist…but throughout her career – she’s always been pretty fucking hot..and even in her old age she’s trying…something that I think is commendable, I mean what else is she going to do with herself, she’s rich and thanks to science, fitness, being rich still looks good, I mean…it really only makes sense to get racy on social media…she’s a pre-social media celebrity, meaning we only got the persona her PR team wanted us to have, we never got to know how much of a slut she is, and how willing to get naked she is, and now that she’s got social media of her own, we’ll see what she’s about…and how much of her tit she actually likes to use to get cast and win awards…

Legend.

I mean is she masturbating in this pic.

Racy.

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