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2018

04

Apr

Selena Gomez Tits with Her Bible of the Day

Selena Gomez is such a broken, rich person, brat…who has found god, or publicly found god, like so many of these vapid spiritually void people in entertainment do, and the whole thing is so much funnier when she is seen walking around with her tits out holding some kind of born again bible…..

From Famwhoring Mom Stage Parent, to Disney, to Chronic Disease, to Spring Breakers, she’s rich but has no soul, identity, and is dying…

A fake Jesus freak….who I have no sympathy for, Chronic Disease or not…she’s evil, represents evil, greed, and sure it may not be her fault…coddled and sucked up to…but at least she has the luxury to go to rehab all the time, to harvest organs from her groupies and all that other bullshit that she clearly is a victim about…working through her shit about…it’s all so irritating really…but at least she’s got bigger tits that she did before…because tits my even the most intolerable tolerable..

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More with the red hair…

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2018

04

Apr

Nina Agdal Naked of the Day

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Nina Agdal is pretty fucking bold..

Not only does she walk around Miami like she owns the fucking place, like she’s a fucking superstar, because she was in a bikini swimsuit issue of a magazine no one cares about many times….the Sports Illustrated starlet who let it get to her head, her big old water head, because that forehead looks downs syndrome..

She allowed her ego to become the public girlfriend of Leo DiCaprio, and we all know she assumed she though he would knock her up, marry her, something more than waste her time for 6 months, leverage maybe some media hits for her, but not the support the 31 year old needeed – the rich and famous husband…

So bold to think that despite him not locking in any of the models, that she would be that model that gets him….like Irina Shayk was to Brad Cooper – but not as hot..

Obnoxious…and here she is posting pics of her asses.

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2018

04

Apr

Lauren Summer Nude for Patreon of the Days

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Lauren Summer, to celebrate the summer, but more interestingly, to celebrate the world of the social media influencer, personality, well followed sex worker who pretends she’s not a sex worker, but who gets naked for her patreon, for her paying customers, because it is more lucrative than promoting skinny tea…

It’s interesting to see that all these girls who amassed followers being provocative, scramble for money, after getting the followers, from being a sex worker…because when dudes pay you for nudes…that’s sex work girl..

The instagram has made so many whores…realize their dreams…through whoring…and I think that alone is Zuckerberg’s biggest contribution to the world…

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2018

04

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Fat Uterus of the Day

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MMMMMMMMM Pregnant models….nothing hotter than a baby factory….a woman who for a decade played the hot South African blonde chick who statistically has a higher chance of having HIV, since she’s from South Africa, but I don’t know if that stat applies to white people…

What I am trying to say is that Candice, who got knocked up a year ago, clearly likes being pregnant, maybe because she gets to eat whatever she wants, or maybe because she’s a religious person and follows god’s will of have the baby when you’re knocked up, don’t abort, but back to back babies, in her family planning seems mental…

And more importantly, disgusting to look at in a bikini, maybe she thinks it’s hot or beautiful, or amazing…a miracle that fuels her narcissism..but the rest of us find it fucking gross…a parasite inside her….growing, mooching off her, only to rip through her pussy for freedom…in what will probably be soon, at least based on her massive inflated womb…ready to drop porn never my interest.

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2018

04

Apr

Josephine Skriver in bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, or genetic modification the human version, not the vegetable version, on some DNA manipulating shit that is now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely financed by Victoria’s secret, in a country where cloning and genetic modification is legal, allowing them to create an army of designer babies….choosing gender, height, eye color, the basics…

Her homosexual biologist father created this in a lab…and here she is in Turks and Caicos with a hard nipple in a bathing suit attention seeking with slutty exhibitionist content that helps her increase her profile in America….

The nice thing about her…other than the Science Fiction aspect or fetish that she is a posterchild of…is that she’s hot.

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2018

04

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Photoshop Tits of the Day

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The most important thing that has happened in Aubrey O’Day, even more important than her fucking Diddy back when she was in his reality show created band Danity Kane, something that opened her up to the mainstream black crowd, that afforded her to get fat as fuck….is that she was on the Apprentice and apparently fucked DON JR, because fucking people is what she does…

I am blown away that I am writing about Aubrey O’Day and her comeback tour…from fake teen tits, to reality band, to black, to fat, to black, to Trump, to DJ Paulie D from Jersey Shore, to this….

Older clown with the face injections and lipo on the stomach, and she always had plastic surgery fake tits, in a cheesy shoot..still going at it hard…

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2018

04

Apr

Lais Ribeiro in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I once said…

Lais Ribiero is a single mom, who looks a lot different than the single moms I see at the Welfare office or the food bank, you know just trying to get some food for their kids, so that they don’t die of starvation or malnourishment because mommy is a fucking failure and doesn’t suck dick well enough to keep their dad around…or to keep food in the fridge…but I’m sure she doesn’t skimp on her shitty Walmart clothing…or SPRAY tans….

Even the drug addict stripper single moms I’ve met don’t look this good….but it’s still a mom ass for a Victoria’s Secret brand, doing her bikini vacation as mandated by her bosses…erotic..except for the whole mom parts…

I stand by the fact that Victoria’s Secret single mother is hotter than regular single mothers who are just trying to fuck the right man to turn into a stepfather…because everyone likes being saved by a stepfather.

Here’s the paparazzi shit..

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2018

04

Apr

Lucy Hale Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

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Lucy Hale, from Pretty Little Liars fame, who managed to get huge social media following from Pretty Little Liars fame, and who now on some new show as some Cancer survivor who expected to die on the CW, that I am sure will make me want to kill myself…

I think I was told she has herpes by a reputable source, but I can’t remember if it was her or another one of these CW starlets, but for the sake of this post let’s assume it is her….because statistically everyone in hollywood has herpes…

But clearly Lucy Hale is a survivor, an alpha personality who doesn’t let anything get in the way…she doesn’t let anything stop her, she just takes those herpes and gives them the finger, by jacking up her pants into them, in what you assume would be painful if open sores…in a TAKE THAT HERPES…TAKE THAT RIGHT UP YOUR PUSSY ASS..

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2018

04

Apr

Maitland Ward Spreading Her Pussy of the Day

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Maitland Ward used to write me angry emails when I would post screenshots of her conversations with people negotiating unprotected anal sex with her.

It was in a time where her and her husband were clearly into whoring her out, or making money off her, because when you date a hot chick from a TV show decades earlier, part of the fetish is her Teen Beat spreads that you probably used to jerk off to, and knowing that other people wanted to jerk off to her…only to end up with Maitland Ward, the dumpy loser who probably didn’t work too much before the BOY MEETS WORLD revival, when all of a sudden there was opportunity for her to self promote, and where she fan a weirdo fanbase of people…who now pay her monthly for nudes…

Nudes that are so bootleg, so amateur, a pussy that is so deflated like her career, existence, but not her spirit, because growing into this sex worker, even 20 years too late, has given her a new sense of passion….and excitement for life…that I guess she wants to make last long as she can…

She’s making 40k a month….or more money than she’s ever made…and she hasn’t taken 40 dollars to wax that nasty box…vile.

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2018

04

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Booty Workout of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is pretty strategic in her marketing, knowing that Riverdale is on the CW tonight, and no I am not getting paid for this, they call it “EARNED MEDIA”…based on content alone….and in an era of slutty content, girl’s gotta get slutty to get that content out there…

Point being, Madelaine Petsch, or Cheryl Blossom is the hottest the show has to offer, sure Becky’s tits are big, but so is the rest of Becky, while this one looks good, plays the tormented vilain lesbian, and today I learned something very important about her…and that is…

HER ASS is legendary…I’m a fan.

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