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2018

16

May

Madison Reed in Some Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know who Madison Reed is, but she looks like a basic instagram filtered whore who poses bikini / lifestyle / travel pictures all day to perverts, where she pretends she’s not a whore seeking attention despite always being in a bikini – but rather an influencer inspiring girls to live their best life like her…in what is more of a bragging and disgusting way…rather than giving any practical advice that I would assume would include “fuck rich guys, travel with them, take pics, filter them, make friends with other whores, create a squad, use #squadgoals”….

Fuck off..

Oh it turns out that this is Victoria Justice’s half sister, who’s pics were leaked and her fucking herpes scap was visible in her pussy selfie, likely one she was sending her doctor in a “What’s this”…

I mean stage parents or sugar babying, same level of stick dicks in your ass….

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2018

16

May

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari in a bikini top is about as hot as you’d expect an ex reality star who married a rich athlete and who is living the rich life to be…

I mean, not quite as hot as I’d expect it to be, because I’m more into reality stars realizing that they are useless and feeling depressed when they realize they are useless, and that they were just pawns used by the media company that produced their show, leaving them dejected, ignored, irrelevant and suicidal…forcing them to film porn videos hoping it brings them to that Kardashian level…allowing us all to see them get fucked…

But with the rich, come ego, come security, come comfort, come no cumming from watching dick in them….but shameless bikini top pics for attention on social media works too, just not as well…

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2018

16

May

Yolanda Hadid is a Naked Aged Sugar Baby Marinating of the Day

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Yolanda Hadid is the opportunist cunt who shat out the Hadid sisters – and raised them to be opportunist cunts like her.

She is the “model” who married a rich arab dude, because models are whores and love money. She created his kids. They divorced, she got paid, and in turn married other rich dudes, because models like money…because models are whores…

Then she figured she should do the reality show thing, like the Kardashians, people her kids likely grew up near…all LA and annoying…and the product…her cunt daughters who the brands are using because they are social media personalities…

Well, Yolanda, in being the whore that she is, got naked on her social media, because they got it from their momma, this is the source..and it’s not as perverted as expected…it’s just an old rich bitch from LA marinating…and justifying it with whatever stupidity this is:

Being a woman influenced by our western culture, we tend to look outside ourselves for the solution to our health problems, most often in the form of a pill.
Although in remission from Lyme disease I still battle chronic inflammation and toxic stress which also compromises the immune system.

I’ve turned to Mother Earth these past couple of years as she has so much to offer us holistically..

I guess this could be porn for someone…

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2018

16

May

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd has huge fucking tits. They are abnormal huge. Awkwardly huge. Like some sort of nuclear meltdown happened or some radon in her soil where she great up happened. Or she ate a lot of hormone jacked up poultry and dairy…because this shit is so off balanced, disproportionate, that it’s almost a genetic defect…the most amazing genetic defect ever…unless you’re her back.

I mean huge tits are a thing, they exist, and often times girls are ashamed of how big their massive tits are…but rarely do they come on a tiny looking skinny frame…so that when it does…it is worth celebrating…it is worth stripping down…and it’s great that Sophie Mudd…the kind of girl you’d want to mud wrestle…wants the world to see her tits….or at least use her tits to get ahead…

I support all she does in her self promotion that is clearly fucking working…

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2018

16

May

Ariel Winter’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got hard nipples on her monster tits, that aren’t that nice, especially considering that they have been surgically enhanced tits, but that are still tits, in a shirt, with nipples that are hard, which may be a side-effect of the breast reduction and rebuilding of her tits, because I remember a time when I dated a girl who had a breast reduction, the whole anchor scar titty, and her nipples were always hard, it’s actually the only reason I banged her, on some Jennifer Aniston shit, because without chronically hard nipples, she was a fucking mutant, but permanently hard nipples spoke to my soul, in a way I couldn’t quite understand and after long enough time spent with her, I couldn’t help but convince her to sit on my face…

That said, I’m older now, and Ariel Winter doesn’t do that for me, because she’s a chunky midget who has no neck and who looks like she eats too much with her troll face, that working out can’t save…but that perverts still like so here it is.

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2018

16

May

Emmy Rossum Hard Nipples of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is a garbage actress who isn’t hot, but has been positioned as hot because she gets naked in movies…or TV shows America ripped off from the UK…and there’s nothing wrong with that…you see if you’re going to get rich acting, you gotta be willing to get naked…..and if you’re not a get naked kind of actress you’re not serious about your career and you don’t deserve to get paid…

I guess they also suck dick to get where they are, but most of the dick suckers don’t want to admit they were dick suckers, they prefer to call it being pressured or sexually assaulted…hard to admit you’re a stupid whore that puts yourself in dumb situations to get ahead…but if other girls stand by you in protests on the street..it makes it ok…being the victim for the win…

As far as I’m concerned, Emmy Rossum was destined to be a cocktail waitress or receptionist…but she’s Jewish and that alone means cocktail waitress work would never happen….it’s too labor intensive for the payout…but Hollywood starlet is a viable option…it’s just the way the system works when you are the chosen ones…

Her nipples are hard in paparazzi pics, but you’ve seen her simulate sex, so does it really matter…I guess it does…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|SFW

2018

16

May

Hilary Duff is Fighting with her Nieghbor of the Day

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Thick, Mom, Amazing Hilary Duff is having a fight with her neighbor, in what I assume is NYC, because why the fuck else would this rich as fuck girl live in an
apartment…

And I am jealous of her neighbor…I mean being put on blast by Hilary Duff, calling you out for your mom paying your rent, for fighting with your girlfriend, for you alocholism and your weed smoking…on her social media….is amazing fucking street cred.

This is what winning looks like, and as a troll, I celebrate this troll…DIETER for president.

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2018

16

May

Suki Waterhouse Sports Bra of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some UK mooch rich kid who pretended to be a socialite thanks to being some UK rich kid….who leveraged that to pretend to be a model…and now pretends to be an actor…who may or may not get acting work…but who probably does because they pretty much hire fucking anyone to be in movies…especially when they’re semi-connected, high enough profile, or they’ve got Herpes or AIDS from people like Bradley Cooper who they used to fuck because it made them feel famous by association…

I don’t think she matters or should matter – but she exists and here she is existing….in what could be a sports bra…but may just be a shirt…I am not a fashionista and I don’t have all the answers.

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2018

16

May

Willa Holland is Hot of the Day

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I didn’t realize that until March 30th, Willa Holland was still on TV, because I don’t watch that HERB NERD shit…like AAROW…you know some fucking super hero low budget shit that every virgin loser falls into.. because they fucking love comic books…they are their only friends..

I just thought Willa Holland was a hipster instagram model now that she’s rich and doesn’t need to work…with some hipster photographer boyfriend mooching off her to increase his own profile…that she doesn’t realize she’s being used by…because he fucks her properly…

Her’s some of their “ART”…

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2018

16

May

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, and her strong Hungarian child bearing hips…seem to have taking a break from the Goulash or whatever it is that Hungarians eat, to lean the fuck up and get back out there, with her Eastern European work ethic, to make as much money as she possibly can…

You know, the Mall Brand Victoria’s Secret, that I think found her, created her, abducted her from her homeland, and used her, before spitting her out and replacing her, unless she still works for them, or is on hiatus from working with them because she got fat…

Well she’s back…and stripping down…because it’s her birth right, or at least what has made her family money, and it’s way better than being a low level cam girl…

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