DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2018

10

Apr

Montana Cox Panty Flash of the Day

Montana Cox is some Australian model I’ve never heard of, because there are too many slutty girls to keep track of in life and only a portion of them are celebrities, actresses or models or instagrammers…you know some are just regular slutty girls in our everyday life and it requires a lot of effort to try to remember each and every one of them….brain power my brain power can’t really pull off…

Well Montana Cox is 24, a winner of Australia’s Top Model in 2011….when she was 18…her dad was a famous Australian footballer, her porn name is her legit name, which makes sense if you’ve met any Australian girls who are all porn chicks in their own right, just get a couple of drinks in them and they are down for a good time….

So this is her now…Rockin’ that porno name harder than a pornstar..cuz it is her real name flashing little shorts for the paparazzi…

Posted in:Montana Cox|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Instagram of the Day

No Comments »

Elizabeth Hurley got some heat for posting this picture with her son…rocking some serious cleavage…because I guess people were thinking “act your age” girl…since she’s 100 fucking years old….

What people don’t realize is that Elizabeth Hurley runs the oldest lady bikini influencer social media account on the internet, and part of being the oldest lady in bathing suits, doing the influencer thing, is showing off titty.

Not to mention, her son with a really rich guy that she had after Hugh Grant is likely someone she has a sexual relationship with, because rich people are weird and all fuck their kids due to narcissism.

And even if they don’t fuck, there is no way homey hasn’t seen his momma’s vagina since she original shat him out of it.

SOOOOO…

Here’s some of that instagram round up – the Elizabeth Hurley hustle..

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Olivia De Jonge Bathing Suit Instagram of the DAy

No Comments »

It’s Olivia De Jonge – you pervert

You may not know who she is, but I do, and since this is my site, that’s all that matters…

If you want to know who she is, there’s this thing called IMDB, and another thing called WIKIPEDIA…and this last thing called GOOGLE….that all make this site obsolete…I am a LASER DISC…

She posted this “bathing suit” / “wetsuit” pic to another site called instagram owned by facebook, where this Olivia girl, a 19 year old from Australia who was the annoying older sister in the M. Night Shambalalalalban movie the VISIT…where they visit their estranged grandparents, only to find out that they were killed by these imposter grandparents, spoiler alert, I know you’re supposed to say that before the spoil but where is the fun in that.

Masturbate to it.

Posted in:Olivia De Jonge|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Weirdest Video You’ll See Today and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Nude Vietnamese Girls

Lady USES TASER

Kids Granny Didn’t Buy the Right McDonald’s Shirt

Muscular Chick of the Day

In Snow Surprise

Hooker Party

Brawl in Spain of the Day

Protestor Lights Himself on Fire..

Kid on FLAKKA

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Homeless people have it all figured out. I’ve seen at least 5 homeless people the last few days who I totall envy for living their best life…

There was one in this nice duvet, it looked down filled…wearing nothing else…pretty much taking a shit on the side of the street…right there on the side of the street…then another one, on drugs just swaying back and forth, barely able to stand, so fucked up not realizing he’s in the middle of the street…then there was this dude who was topless and kicking the air, in some kind of kung fu shit, ripped as fuck because just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you can’t have musculature…

The world is a magical place when you take it upon yourself to just fucking live…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Big Titty Show Down
CLICK HERE

Girls Who Use This Site are Easy
CLICK HERE

Slutty Japanese School Girls Try to Speak English like an American…
CLICK HERE

Man Attacks Homeowner with Brass Knuckles…
CLICK HERE

Girl Thinks Guy is Rapping – when he’s Just Talking
CLICK HERE

Car Missed Exit Fail
CLICK HERE

Cardi B On Butt Injections
CLICK HERE

Black Fahrenheit 451
CLICK HERE

The Origin Dance Scenes from some Video Game called Fortnite….
CLICK HERE

You Probably Know this Whole McGregor Story, but It’s Something Else
CLICK HERE

Russell Simmons – GROPER
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

The shutting down of Backpages.com hasn’t affected my life because I don’t do that classy shit to get hookers, all high tech and modern…I am a traditionalist and I prefer the traditional street hooker way of sex work…

Not that I think prostitution should be illegal, or an app that connects whores to johns should be a illegal…we are grown up and can make up our own minds on how we want to live our life….

I mean that’s totally anti-feminist…let a woman do what a woman does…and I am a feminist…

But it’s been funny to see how many young whores I follow on instagram scramble hard to get more money to live their best lazy life…as these peopled do…now that their revenue stream has been cut off…

Where will they take their whoring, how will they find clients…will they rent expensive hotel rooms and hang in the lobby waiting to capture and attack…with whoring be discreet again…or will they just stick to the sugar daddy sites…

So many questions in whoring that I don’t have the answer for…but I do have the steplinks…so click em…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Greek Model with Massive Unibrow – Owning Unibrow – For Unibrow Equity
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Sofia Vergara – Really Isn’t That Hot
CLICK HERE

Paris and Nicole Mini Reunion
CLICK HERE

Girls Who Use This Site are Easy
CLICK HERE

Topless Women Attack Cosby at his Trial
CLICK HERE

January Jones – See Through Shirt
CLICK HERE

Lily Rose Depp – Slutty With her Friend
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey in the Weirdest Brand Deal Ever
CLICK HERE

Liz Olsen in a Crazy Outfit
CLICK HERE

Elderly Driver Wrecks in front Yard
CLICK HERE

Idiot Woman Shuts Window on Giraffe Head..Dumb Bitch…
CLICK HERE

Heidi Klum Topless Old Lady
CLICK HERE

Hard Nippled Lesbians
CLICK HERE

Disney’s Dead on the Inside Tweet
CLICK HERE

Naomi Watts Old Lady in a Blue Bathing Suit
CLICK HERE

Bryce Dallas Howard Wants Equal Pay
CLICK HERE

Cop Shot of the Day
CLICK HERE

Kate Winslet Defending Statutory Rape
CLICK HERE

MeToo Killed Geoffrey Rush’s Career…
CLICK HERE

Bad Accident of the Day
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

PARIS HILTON AT PARIS JACKSON’S BIRTHDAY IN PARIS
CLICK HERE

SOPHIE TURNER AND HER MIDGET JONAS BROTHER FIANCE AT DISNEY
CLICK HERE

JENNIE GARTH OLD TITS
CLICK HERE

TV Star Em Rat Cow in a Crop Top
CLICK HERE

Elsa Hosk on Set of Some Shoot
CLICK HERE

IZABEL GOULART GOT LEGS
CLICK HERE

Brooke Burke at SOHO House in a Slutty Top…
CLICK HERE

Ronda Rousey Belly in a Crop Top…
CLICK HERE

Martha Hung BORING FOR V Magazine
CLICK HERE

Instagrammy Chantel Jeffries in a Sports Bra
CLICK HERE

Rachel McCord Bikini top
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
================

EVERYDAY SLUTS NAKED SLUTS…
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Drunk People..
CLICK HERE

Orgasm of the Year
CLICK HERE

Big Tits Naked on a Swing
CLICK HERE

Bush of the Day
CLICK HERE

Blue Radiator Naked Amateur…
CLICK HERE

Two Girls – One Webcam…
CLICK HERE

Naked girl Bootcamp
CLICK HERE

Titty Licker
CLICK HERE

Stella Cox – Great Name – Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Dildo of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

09

Apr

January Jones Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

January Jones….may not be able to identify the man who came in her and gave her a child in a police line up….but she sure can wear a see through dress with her nipples out…in public knowing people only care about her cuz of her tits…and if that isn’t talent…or a skill…I don’t know what is…because to me….it would seem to be the only skill that matters…

Unless she knows who the baby daddy is, and is keeping it hush hush because she was paid hush money, in which case…she’s got two skills…because the world needs more women who can keep they damn mouth shuts…

It’s about knowing your strengths….

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

09

Apr

Madison Beer’s Big Tits of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Madison Beer should be teaching marketing classes at the local colleges, because Madison Beer gets hits….because Madison Beer has tits…but a lot of girls have tits…it takes a certain caliber of marketer to use those tits to seduce youtube, to make youtube money, to lock in record deals, and to parade around for the paparazzi to promote record deals, and instagram marketing deals…it’s like she gets it….she gets what the people care about….Tits.

TO SEE MORE MADISON BEER IN A TANK TOP CLICK HERE

Here she is in a short dress at an event

TO SEE MORE MADISON BEER IN A DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

09

Apr

Heidi Klum Tanning Her and Getting Fucked on Vacation of the Day

No Comments »

Heidi Klum is a sexual deviant, but more interestingly, she’s a freak of nature that we can only blame EUGENICS during NAZI Germany for…

Why would a 70 year old woman look this good…and more importantly…after she’s had dozens of kids with various men..thanks to that sexual deviance you’d expect from a German, with all their pragmatic sex clubs and scatology…they are a weird bunch of sex workers…

Sure, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…we don’t know how wrecked her vagina is, because she just always shows the tits, to remind us that she’s around, and hot….but her boyfriend from the band TOKIO HOTEL…has been there and I’m sure he was wrist deep like playing the guitar with her uterus..unless she’s had all that surgically fixed and this is just a product of plastic surgery and not Hitler’s legacy…

It’s weird though.

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2018

09

Apr

Alexis Ren Getting Wet of the Day

No Comments »

Alexis REN is the kind of girl who went viral viral thanks to Instagram and got so much media hype thanks to being all famous, with campaigns for top tier brands like Wrangler Jeans that you may remember the poor kid in your high school in the 80s wearing..unless you were said poor kid…in which case you probably remember being judged when wearing them,…thanks for the memories K-Mart…who paid her 100s of thousands of dollars to just be herself…all thanks to riding some dude who knew how to game instagram and the media hard…

They broke up, she got bolt on tits, and the last year or two of her life involved her trying to navigate being a total slut…with bolt on tits…and she’s finally figuring it out again…you can be slutty without being too trashy…even when you’re trashy…and brands will come back to you because you have 100,000,000 followers…

So this is her taking it down a notch but still being perfectly slutty enough for me….

The only issue with her is that she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome…dopey fucking eyes…but no one is perfect really…