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2018

08

Feb

Devon Windsor in a See Through Dress of the Day

Devon Windsor was also at the AIDS event for Fashion week in New York, where a bunch of overrated people get together with other overrated people, who sell overrated products, that they pretend are luxury and class, because they have done a lot of marketing and dick sucking each other, in the insular circle jerk of the 1%….

I guess since this Devon Windsor chick is part of the Victoria’s Secret Promo Model Troop, that gets passed around to sell the panties, she gets invited and shows up half naked, because that’s really her position in this world / industry and it’s expected of her…

Let’s hope this look inspires the moms I see at the grocery store for their summer looks…because with the dumbification of America, I can assume that people follow people like this to get tips to live their own retard life….and even if they can’t pull off the look, I’ll still look, and it’s probably more entertaining if they can’t pull it off…

I still don’t know who Devon Windsor is, but I wouldn’t mind trying to give her aids….

TO SEE HER AND OTHER SLUTS WHO THINK THEY ARE IMPORTANT AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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2018

08

Feb

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

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Swedish Victoria’s Secret back up dancer, or promo model, who they gave work to in efforts to find someone they can replace Candice Swanepoel while she decided to do some weird Christian shit and breed like some kind of farm animal….from the farm of the mean streets of South Africa…tended by the black folks her ancestors exploited so hard…

So this Elsa Hosk, far more interesting, a little late to the game maybe, you know getting famous at 27 or 28, but still looking good, like a model should, all skinny in a bra at some AIDS event, even though AIDS isn’t a death sentence, but it’s a good excuse for a bunch of fucking cunts to come together at a multi million dollar event – where money could be better spent actually going into AIDS, rather than open bar for people like Elsa Hosk to get drunk enough to fuck various rich guys that may one day knock her up…

WHO CARES…

Video:

TO SEE HER AND OTHER SLUTS WHO THINK THEY ARE IMPORTANT AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Here’s more ELSA HOSK….cuz she’s hot…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Halsey’s Coked Out Tits and Pussy Flash of the Day

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Halsey’s got a pretty good front ass…that she is showing off at some Fashion Week bullshit….

I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just ask Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…because fat is in, while Halsey maintains her weight…thanks to doing coke and cock on a boat in Miami a few weeks ago, I am too lazy to look for it….

We still don’t really know who Halsey is, but we’re into this panty flashing….because why the fuck not…next time just don’t wear the panties. It’s in our best interest.

MORE PICS OF HALSEY AND OTHER BITCHES AT THE AMFAR GALA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Ass Again of the Day

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Ariel Winter will have the last laugh if her fitness program ends up working and she ends up with her being a ripped, hot, toned, instagram fitness babe…

But I am hopeful, that she’s just working out for show, it’s in her TV show contract, and that her genetics, that have produced not one set of MASSIVE tits but TWO, because she’s just that weirdly hormonal….I mean how many girls have tits that grow so intensely that she needs to chop them off, only for them to grow back in…not many…and that’s probably her actual talent. The whole acting thing is just because she’s thrown into it…

Either way, here she is at the gym doing something erotic enough if you’re a pervert and have the ability to see eroticism is simple things like a girl mid squat jerking her arms up and down….like an asian rub and tub veteran who knows how to maximize her time…two dicks at a time.

The Video:

Here is her ass in shorts…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Ass in Jeans vs her Tits Working Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is trying to be hot, which is weird since she looks like a horror movie troll…

She has also taken too much of a liking to her instagram stories, she just talks and talks and talks about herself while laying there watching TV, which I guess is voyeuristic and hot to weirdo Sarah Hyland fans, but I find fucking annoying, yet I watch them…and I don’t know why…I blame the internet.

I know there are people who think she’s hot cuz she’s on TV, or maybe because she’s got some kind of weird disorder that has left her looking like some kind of deformed teen…or maybe they like watching a girl grow up on tv…or maybe they like any pussy…or maybe they like her tits on her small frame…and ignore her face…

I don’t have the answers.

Here are her tits pushed up to her chin while she works out

Some videos:

See her in a sports bra CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW|Videos

2018

08

Feb

Iggy Azalea’s Weird Body of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is pretty ridiculously shaped, on some modern day circus clown….living the instagram filter in real life….all fake assed and jackedup face…the stomach liposuction-ed, the legs and ass thick, walking around like some kind of ostrich…

Humans are not shaped like this, but this Iggy Azalea weirdness is shaped like this!! But I guess she’s a scam on all levels, from her backstory that I remember from back in the day…a stripper, turned USA IMMIGRATION VISA HOLDER, sure, you fucking lie….

Whatever she’s trying to impress with her street cred. Fake it til you make it or some shit and people believe it…people are dumb….too lazy to look into things, scrolling and double tapping, that’s all they care about….

I don’t know when girls ever thought sex appeal became this, but I blame the Kardashians…and probably porn, and I don’t know who finds it hot….but I bet black guys do….the fatter white ass the better…and mooches like Iggy capitalize on it.

I guess?

Here’s some booty in pants……

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Khloe Kardashian is Terrifying of the Day

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Do you remember the monster Kardashian, the one no one really understood why they let her on TV, while she should have been kept behind the scenes, but I guess made up for her disgusting looks with a big personality that added to their storyline….

Well, she’s gone onto continue her family legacy of being trashy garbage humans who get naked and make a lot of fucking money selling bullshit to idiots who buy into them….

But I think her biggest legacy or contribution to the world is showing other really fucking ugly chicks, that with the right plastic surgery and face injections, you can almost look like a gutter porn star, despite genetically being a fucking monster….and thanks to her there are so many of these doughy faced girls walking the streets, everywhere I go, not that I go anywhere but you get what I’m saying.

Here’s her bra pic…and it’s bad.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Chinese Escalator Eats Janitor Feet and Other Videos of the Day

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Police Kill Dude at Point Blank

CHeating Woman Pretends to be a Sex Doll

Indian Woman Throwing Shit at her Wall

High School Security Guard Roughs Up Kid….

Big Mac Wants His Money

Car Pile Up

Sex Doll of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

08

Feb

Jenna Dewan in a Bikini of the Day

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Jenna Dewan Tatum the pussy that Channing Tatum knocked up….in Health Magazine cuz she healthy…at least her

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….but then again, she’s a pretty low level actor, and marrying dude and riding him, letting him do what he wants so she can live the best life she can for herself…letting him fuck whoever he wants because pick your battles…and focus on having that fit body because guys like fit bodies, so if she looks her best and fucks the best (she’s a dancer you know and dancers fuck), he won’t want to fuck all the mooches that want his dick…cuz what he has with this one is real…

I met a dude who was at one point his Agent, he told me he would go to their house to drop off scripts, to which he would be greeted by a naked Channing and Jenna – having a naked party – trying to recruit him into the naked party with them….cuz they are free spirited, living the rich hollywood life, an this is her photoshoot for some health magazine…

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was reading a story about a boss who was inappropriately tickling one of his staffer in front of other staffers….what kind of man tickles anyone and thinks it’s appropriate and what kind of woman allows a man to tickle her…if someone tried to tickle me…I don’t care if she’s my boss or not…she’s getting a broken fucking nose…

In other news, How Big is God’s Pussy Hole if he birthed all of us?…..I am thinking it’s a pretty big pussy hole…

Here are some morning links…

Kate’ Upton’s Allegations Against GUESS?
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Grateful Dead Lyricist John Perry Barlow – DEAD
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Kia Driver Cuts Off Ambulance
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THe Moment a Car FLIPS
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Girl in a Latex Dress
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Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Nipples
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This Will Help You Jerk Off
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Puppy VS Lemon
DON’T CLICK HERE

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