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2018

23

Feb

Selena Gomez Ass in Jamaica of the Day

Selena Gomez busted out her fat dumpy ass at Bieber’s dad’s Jamaican wedding…because she keeps running back to Bieber’s cock like some kind of emotionally stunted, pathetic, weak bitch with no soul…easy to manipulate because she’s so fragile…but who cares about her in and out of rehab, poor little rich girl, we can’t feel sorry for you….

We’re more interested in her new tits and now sloppy ass on her midget body….that is possibly pregnant, like the good Christians these idiots are, or maybe just getting fat now that she’s got a functional Kidney, or maybe lazy, because she knows she’s got a terminal disease and is about to die…

I don’t know why she’s as famous as she is, but it’s boring, especially when paparazzi pics look like this…we need more shamelessness and attention seeking..she’s just too famous to bother putting effort it…release the Bieber sex tape like you’re Kim Kardashian and Ray J…make some porno noise already….because I haven’t seen Selena Gomez pussy yet, and that’s against the trends of young starlets this era….since we’ve seen all their cunts at least once at this point…

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2018

23

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Gets a Modeling Job From Sucking Dick of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney got a modeling job for a brand called Wildfox, that is owned by a dude named Jimmy Sommers, who is known as a party animal LA rich kid, who loves hanging out with the models, but more interestingly back in 2013, before the whole #METOO movement destroying people, back when people would overlooked it, the good days for rich perverts….SOMMERS apparently put up a model in his guest house who was underage, and pressured her into sex….clever…

Since Charlotte McKinney is a virtual no one who no one cares about, I’ll assume that she is in on the SOMMERS hustle, the party, giving him the tits, pretending to be a teen model in his guest house like it is his fetish and it may be….

But I guess, it’s good for her to get them tits in front of the camera like she was a model she always wanted to be, and that Dancing with the Stars somehow thought she was famous enough, even though she never shot one campaign at the time….lucky rich girl….good timing…straight scamming….

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2018

23

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is garbage, she’s this monster of a woman with a monster head, who I guess is proportionate so in photos looks hot, but her shoulders are that of a linebacker…

That said, I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…a person Nina Agdal at the tail end of her SI Swim career took a shot on, like she was the hot one from Russia who landed Brad Cooper, the Hollywood life, a good one….but it just didn’t work like that because our friend Leo is a homo, and even if he’s not he can do better…

Either way, her and her waterhead have found new cock to fill her in the form of Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, because after Billy Joel, she had kids with a billionaire, and he’s just getting up in this harder than a pervert orderly at the retard home being given the night shift diaper duty on a MUTE retard…

I once knew an actual retard girl who would always disappear for weeks at a time, and come home pregant…it happened 4 times….and I figure Nina Agdal is like that..

Nina encouraging Iskra Lawrence to do Fitness with her….SOME FAT CAMP FOR FUCKING MOOCHES

Here are some more shots of Iskra getting wet….BECAUSE ELEPHANTS LOVE PLAYING IN WATER….

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Iggy Azalea Fat Fake Ass in a Thong of the Day

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What the world needs now, more than anything, is Iggy Azalea fake ass in a thong doing a booty pop….

You know because it’s the single most important thing going on in the world, fuck the Olympics, School Shooting, Gun Laws, people going broke, scamming….it’s about some obscure, non-famous, who has no official hit songs, scammer…and her scamming ass…screaming for attention trying to make it all about her…

She’s trash and plays that up…and this is nothing to jerk off to…but I feel compelled to post it and have no idea why…seriously no one cares about Iggy Azalea, even when she tries so hard to make them care, she’s just a bottom of the barrel bottom feeding piece of shit who probably doesn’t realize when she does shit thanks to nerve damage from all the ass injections to get black people to like her and take her seriously..

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2018

23

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio must still be a hit in terms of Victoria’s Secret website analytics, because they keep her around despite being 40…and a mom….

I figure they put up pics of her in their catalogs online and can see what drive the sales…and she’s likely got good numbers..because the people buying the shitty mall brand have watched her get older and are getting older too…so they still relate to her in a way that involves buying panties she’s wearing hoping to turn on their husbands, ex husbands, new dudes they met on Tinder now that their first marriage failed…who knows….or cares…

Alessandra Ambrosio is so played out, but still getting paid, and here she is sprawled out in a bikini seducing the paparazzi hired by the brand as part of their “Casual Promotion” of the bitches being casual…on the beach you know “vacationing” to hype up for Spring Break Sales…all so calcuated….

I am more into seeing her belly hanging over her bikini bottom…

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Posted in:Alesandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Tallulah Willis Topless of the Day

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I don’t understand why the WILLIS sisters are these hipsters from Idaho, in touch with the mountains and looking like they live in a van in a sex commune, while also looking like annoying entitled Hollywood rich kids, who have plastic surgery, or face injections, despite advocating their BUSH or NUDITY as their right as an empowered woman…

I guess Demi Moore’s genetics are just that jacked up, that even the most entitled rich kid committed to pretending to have depth, like an artist, will throw it all aside to fix all that

I don’t know what these nude pics are but they are….

Her sister Scout got in on the nudity..

MORE OF HER TITS

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2018

23

Feb

Lais Ribeiro Single Mother Ass of the Day

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Lais Ribiero is a single mom, who looks a lot different than the single moms I see at the Welfare office or the food bank, you know just trying to get some food for their kids, so that they don’t die of starvation or malnourishment because mommy is a fucking failure and doesn’t suck dick well enough to keep their dad around…or to keep food in the fridge…but I’m sure she doesn’t skimp on her shitty Walmart clothing…or SPRAY tans….

Even the drug addict stripper single moms I’ve met don’t look this good….but it’s still a mom ass for a Victoria’s Secret brand, doing her bikini vacation as mandated by her bosses…erotic..except for the whole mom parts…

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Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk brought the instagram attention seeking instagram model hustle to her instagram feed today….fully naked…

From my perspective, Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being a VS model, but it turns out her only real job was a VS model and getting nude was to solidify her position as a VS model, possibly created in their lab of genetic modifications, despite having a story of being a Swedish pro female basketball player, as if that exists…

But girl knows how to get hits on the social media feed as a social media model, since all girls are social media models now, and the brands insist on social media numbers for bonuses to these girls, and since they work exclusively for the brand, so they don’t have to disclose everything they do is a paid add…SOLID scammin!

Here she is for Harpers Bazaar

And here are her tits covered in gliter

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Pregnant Looking Kate Upton of the Day

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Kate Upton has been pregnant as far as I’ve been concerned since her second week of modeling, as she blew the fuck up, caught up to what I thought was milk filled fat mom in her 40s tits, but that were really just a sloppy 19 year old that everyone who used her ignored her obesity, cuz she got hits and was famous so they pretended she was skinny and busty, which was so weird, but people bought into it – because of her tits, famous for tits, obesity ignored cuz of tits, it was like the whole world was like my friend who used to fuck even the most disgusting fat chick because he loved the big tits….

Gross.

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Ali Michael Pussy in the Bathtub of the Day

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Ali Michael is flashing her pussy in the bathtub like some kind of edgy instagram model showing how empowered she is as a woman…

You probably don’t know who Ali Michael is, but for a while she was an “up and comer” who had a real shot at this model thing…you know being the wild, naked, party girl…in an era where that look was a lot of hype…and she’s not likely 30..doing whatever she can to get in front of a camera to feel like she’s still bringing it…and really when the pussy is out, even if we’ve seen the pussy before, because she’s one of those types of models, it’s a win for all of us…even if we’re collectively real fucking losers.

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