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2018

May

Kate Beckinsale Weird Tongue Selfie of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a fetish.

Not my fetish…but a fetish to so many people…and by people I mean virgin loser weirdos…

It’s pretty much all hype from being in one vampire movie that I guess real socially awkward comicon type people were into….since the one person I’ve known in my life to love this girl and think she’s the hottest thing ever was a 40 year old weirdo who collected DVDs, one to watch, one to keep on the shelf, and Underwood along with Dawson’s Creek was his fucking favorite…it was weird but he went on to make millions off a blog…because he was actually passionate about celebs….

Point of the story is, Beckinsale’s still hot, despite being old, and this is her tongue…for you to imagine in your booty hole..

These are her skinny legs…

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2018

May

Brie Larson in Leggings Climbing Shit of the Day

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I don’t really care of Brie Larson, but she reminds us of how bullshit the entertainment industry is….

You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable…

I never found her hot, even as an abducted teen mom….but I do find it weird when you go from seemingly taking the “art” of acting to being in comic book action movies…insane…

The point of selling the fuck out for cash…

The point where she’s not getting any younger…

But at least she posts climbing pics from climbing gyms of her in leggings….even if there’s not too much to look at…but what may be a diaper…

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2018

May

Kira Kosarin in a Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some Jailbait you’ve never heard of, but who wants you to pay attention to. There is always new jailbait to pay attention to. Just leave your house..they are everywhere…just open instagram the SFW porn site…it’s everywhere…

Unfortunately for the real perverts, that’s YOU, she’s already 18, I mean she’s actually 20, and has been doing this for at least 2 years, funny how time flies when you’re anattention seeking slut…. so there’s not going to be a build up of her being more and more slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, because dudes fucking love slutty 17 year olds knowing they can’t fuck slutty 17 year olds…even though those same dudes can’t fuck anything…because they are pathetic losers obsessing over 17 year olds…..so many women pulled the slutty 17 year old, like Miley, to get the hype and ride it…while this one is still pretty obscure.

But she is posting a bikini selfie, so current….

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2018

May

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence took my advice and wore a brighter colored bikini so that she doesn’t get confused as a whale before going out into the ocean….

Or in this case testing the structural integrity of an in Ocean swing…thanks to being in some amazing tropical place because her hard life is a fucking vaction…filled with all you can eat food as she likes it.

She’s pulling the same scam as Ashley Graham only far less disgusting, but still a chick who was a skinny aspiring model getting no where, who figured it all out, saw people getting famous for being fat, and said, fuck it, getting fat is easy, let’s get fat, and pretend to be body positive and that the world needs to listen to you….go viral…and brands will throw money at you….and they did.

She’s cashing the fuck in and laughing about it because it was a brilliantly executed scam…

But it is exploitative of fat people, the black face of black people, the AL JOLSON of fat people….because fat people are far too lazy to get out there, put themselves out there, even the loud obnoxious ones…because they are ashamed of being fat…but they don’t mind supporting fat girls doing the work for them..because that’s the fat way.

While a skinny girl who got fat can see it as the novelty act that it is..and run with it to the bank…

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2018

May

Girls at a Festival Snorting on the Live Coverage and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man Attacks People with a Cleaver

Teen Gets Jumped for 2k Jordans

Woman Hangs Herself – Not Many People Try to Save Her

Lots of Dead Salmon

Explosion at a Jewish Festival – Cause by Burning Cell Phones for Being Evil

Money Spills Out of Brinks Truck on I-70

Woman Taking a Bronze Statue..

Naked Man with an Iron Bar

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve always been envious of Homeless people. I remember when I worked in an office in a very low level position many fucking years ago. Well before my mental breakdown that became this site. I would walk by homeless people on my way into work at 8:30 am, I’d be all hungover and miserable, and think “damn these guys have it all figured out, they should have a self help book or be gurus like tony Robbins, explaining to us all how to game the system. Because more money more problems. You can really live your best life by ridding it of things and work and all the noise and being able to just lay out and be fucked up all day….living the fucking dream…while people with money buy into their story, feel sorry for them, and give them cash “it’s just a dollar”…I can’t imagine a better life…I mean besides the premature death, scabies, hepatitis, weather, stink, aids, herpes, crack addiction, hookers not wanting to fuck you with your panhandling money…but other than that…it’s pure freedom…

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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are the words a street hooker said to me last night while I was walking back home…and I thought…how sweet, and kind, and affectionate that was…

If only more people were trying to get money out of me…

The world would be a brighter, more beautiful place…

If only I had 50 dollars to stick it in her bootyhole…as a thank you for her kind words.

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2018

May

Britney Spears Dance to Close Out the Day

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It’s safe to say that Britney Spears and her fitness body doing a dance is the best way to close out the day….

Girl looks fit, girl looks good, and when you’re medicated and forced to dance like a monkey for your mooch family, it pays off with hotness into your 40s…

She is the K-Fed Dream source, patient zero….and look at her now…doing the Britney Spears amazingly….

So fit…so tight bodied…busty mom of 2 with a mooch….

The future is bright, I mean not for her, she’s in captivity, an endangered species really…but she looks good…in her cries for help.

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2018

May

Charli XCX Titty Flash of the Day

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Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this maybe they will…the hope is they will…it’s the way people beg on social media..it’s no getting down on your knees, it’s more putting your tits out there to be seen and talked about like tits are this amazingly huge deal…and sometimes they are…that’s not to say getting on knees doesn’t happen..it’s just to say…it doesn’t happen in front of the camera…at least not that often…but tits and titty flashes…that shit goes down all day all the time…it is the feminist plight…

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2018

May

Barabra Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Barabra Palvin had a minute or two that lasted about a year or two where she was a big deal. The youngest VS model. The ROOKIE on the scene. The girl in the paparazzi who hung out with Bieber…the whole story being one that must have been a wild and crazy time for a girl who was from HUNGARY or so they say…but who was quite possibly from the human genetic cloning facility in HUNGARY where Victoria’s Secret uses top Eastern European engineers to make hot pussy they can exploit for a discounted rate because they are robots…or AI…

AI, that apparently can gain weight, you know not programmed necessarily the best yet, which we saw with Palvin the last few years where she was huge, something that is still celebrated by fat women everywhere, making her still hireable, but that I guess wasn’t the best for booking jobs, because here she is posing half naked looking like she starved herself out, the way a model should and I think that’s worth celebrating in a world where all these bitches think it’s ok to be fat lazy slobs…when we all know it’s not…

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