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2018

24

Apr

Kim Kardashian is a Subtle Sex Worker Posting Pussy on Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian is the most successful sex worker of all time, I can’t think of anyone who has turned one porno movie into a billion dollar enterprise that her whole family has participated and mooched off of…and really it is impressive and she should be celebrated, teaching courses in college even if she’s a disgusting human being who deserves to be taken out back and shot like old Yeller, expired and played out….a bad influence to young girls everywhere, even if I like sluts and like seeing them think they can make it with a sex tape, and sure I like that aspect of her contribution to the world, I don’t really like the face injections, surgeries, fake asses and vapidness…and I guess entitlement with the nude shoots…

What I dont’ understand, but totally understand is why brands work with her despite her being a sex worker, how’s that makes sense, brands are supposed to be conservative and hate PORNO…

I also don’t understand why she doesn’t hang her vagina lips up and just sit on her pile of money…

But I do totally understand it because she’s gets fucking paid, the more noise she makes getting naked, even if she’s disgusting and shouldn’t get naked, the more she gets and pigs like this can never have enough…right…

This is for instagram…not getting blocked, deleted or flagged on instagram, becasue there’s no real point for Zuckerberg to shut it down, he likes the traffic and pageviews her existence has created for him….all the bootleg versions of her across so many scenes…posting shit for perverts all fucking day….garbage…

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2018

24

Apr

Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Doing Poses Seacrest Taught Her of the Day

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Julianne Hough is like any fame seeking semi-famous has a taste of fame thanks to being on TV self involved, product of incest, mormon breaking free from the grip of her boy Joseph Smith and his Mormon Underwear he made her wear…allowing her to experience fame, fortune, and freedom to pose slutty with her fit stripper who never was – despite her dance training – ass out like she knows her angles and how to pose because she knows her angles and likes to pose…just the way Seacrest taught her, because along with being a homo, he is apparently a pyscho pervert with a drug problem who loves treating women like porn sluts…he even offers to buy them big tits…because he’s weird…

I know 2 -3 girls he’s done the same move to, and I double Julianne Hough didn’t get exposed to any of that….but she’s married now, and despite being married she’s bringing the pervert poses…bad girl…Joseph Smith wouldn’t approve…I mean unless she was one of his 17 wives…in which case…maybe he would.

These were pics for Earth Day and not new pics..still a pretty slutty way to celebrate an earth she probably pollutes with her celebrity carbon footprint..

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2018

24

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Weird See Through of the Day

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I was never quite sold on Suki Waterhouse. I did find it funny when she was dating Brad Cooper before he cheated on her, which isn’t really cheating when you’re Brad Cooper and you know these bitches are just trying to mooch, so you do what the fuck you want and they just groupie you and let you in hopes you’ll knock them up or increase their public profile, which I guess he did….but back then, pre-Irina, she was a 21 year old who looked like a 15 year old, that any old Hollywood pervert would be excited by…but now she’s looking 40, she’s just skipped her 20s and 30s, I guess from hard living..and as she goes to film fests and tries to be an actor, instead of a model, while always having been some entitled rich scenester kid from the UK, at all the right parties that took her to this level…I find her and her see through outfit garbage…

That’s all I really have to say about that…

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2018

24

Apr

Sarah McSweeney is Nude and Hot of the Day

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Her name is Sarah McSweeney and she is pretty hot…

You may have no idea who she is, and you may see her as just another instagram girl posing in silly nude photoshoots that we love, because we love naked chicks…and that may be exactly what she is…but some of these girls who get naked are just way less lame than other girls like them who get naked…and ultimately all girls who get naked are great..but there are levels to this shit…levels to how gutter sex worker trash they are….to how high profile interesting and hot they are…and I’ll say that Sarah McSweeney is top tier naked on instagrammer…who seems to have more to her….than just trying to get followers…since she’s only got 18k followers and is likely not trying to get followers…as she’s been getting naked for 5-10 years at this point…and is an old timer to the game…

I googled her to try to find more info on her, beyond being the sister to Married to the Mob, a popular streetwear brand from years ago….and all I found was this Sarah McSweeney…singing Christian Music…

Not the same Sarah McSweeney, but a nice soundtrack to listen to while staring at tits….God is Great.

Here are those pics…

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2018

24

Apr

Romee Strijd Fake Tits See Through of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because he’s a homo. She may be considered hot because she is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated because they want this life so bad….lame…

With these bold on small tits and bleached blonde hair…she looks like a Russian cam whore to me. The kind you can ask to pee on camera for you…who looks back towards her “handlers” who I guess show her a pic of her family back home while making a “I’ll slit their fucking throats” gesture…to assure the girl that they will be killed if she doesn’t do what the client asks…

If this model..isn’t a sex worker…even if all models are sex workers..I don’t know what she is…

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2018

24

Apr

Ashley James Hard Nipples of the Day

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We don’t know who Ashley James is, but she was on Big Brother so she probably sucks a lot of dick..because what the fuck else are you going to do when you’re claim to fame was being the slutty looking whore for controvery and clickbait used by Big Brother, after your season is over….and you are forgotten…you’ve got a responsibility to take every opportunity from every pervert with money who watched the show and saw her in the tabloids who want a taste of what was on their TV and in their tabloids…and we can guarantee she’s into that….so much so that she’s made it her job…but as they say if you love what you do for work, you never work a day in your life…which I can say is clearly the Ashely James situation…

Here she is hard nippled.

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2018

24

Apr

Dascha Polanco See Through of the Day

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Dascha Polanco may or may not be a Miami Beach escort trying to hustle in old white tourists there at a conference with a black girl fetish on the beach to make money to pay for their beachfront condo and their cosmetic surgery enhancements, cheesy tattoos and Ace of Spade champagne…you know fully ass out…big ass out…for the world to see…as some sort of marketing campaign or backpages ad despite backpages not existing….

She is on Orange is the New Black…and this is how she dresses to whatever event she’s at…and nothing wrong with us staring at a big black ass. That’s what it is there for.

Bold really…but I like it in a I am repulsed by it kind of way.

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2018

24

Apr

Bella Hadid See Through of the Day

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In huge and important news you shouldn’t give a fuck about….the Hadid sister who looks like a ravaged tranny witch with bad plastic surgery…who for some reason the fashion industry is using in their marketing like she’s part of the industry and not just some groupie of the industry who has a lot of followers thanks to a PR team her dad and mom (a reality show star) put together to create these girls like some bootleg Jenners…but more premium…because fashion is better than sex tapes…

Yet with all their money, they are still fucking trashy pieces of shit who offer the world nothing but their spoiled brat pics of themselves…that the general public like because the general public are retards…who buy into anything that is seemingly popular…

Who fucking knows…but I am guess Gigi Hadid turned 45….because this is them celebrating Gigi Hadids Birthday

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2018

24

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin big girl with the big titties that she seems to have figured out that she likes putting out there and showing off because when you’re a big girl with big titties why the fuck wouldn’t you show them off..they make you hot…especially when you’re in the generation of girls sharing their nude selfies with the world, in ways that we used to have to work to get out of girls, in some exhibitionist pile of nonsense….especially when you have famous parents you’ll never amount to be as famous as…and a cousin who is some weirdo Christian getting hype and TV hosting gigs…despite being garbage…you gotta pull them tits out…

Ireland Baldwin is really something…where just not sure what she is…

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2018

24

Apr

Olivia Culpo Tits Out of the Day

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The word on the internet, if you care about the internet, or about the word, is that instagrammer Olivia Culpo is recently single…because I guess her New England Patriot she landed during Superbowl realized he was just a prop being used to elevate her personal brand, to take her away from being a low level instagram whore no one cares about except a bunch of brands who seem to use her, to being more high profile instagram whore who sports fan care about – because she’s a football wife…..a football wife no more…

The fact I know anything about Olivia Culpo is ridiculous in and of itself, but here she is at an event for the paparazzi continuing to “elevate” her brand…one shameless tactic at a time…

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