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2018

24

Apr

Nina Agdal Topless for a Magazine of the Day

Why the fuck would anyone want to take pictures of this monster to promote their bikinis…or themselves…it is embarrassing.

It also makes makes zero to no sense, she’s old as fuck, a has been who never was and most importantly she looks like she’s a handicap, with a big old as fuck forehead, full of downs syndrome….and maybe that’s why they work with her…guilt in this inclusion era – that you gotta include the full retards when they have fit bodies even when they are old – because no one else will and you feel bad about it…until you realize that she’s actually a total entitled cunt who thinks she’s famous and that she matters because she fucked Leo DiCaprio Allegedly – despite him being gay.

I am not a fan…

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2018

24

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Bikini Pussy of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the only hot thing on Riverdale, the dumbest most popular show on TV, that was strategically marketed to the dumb retard kids of the world, and I guess the grown men perverts who watch it, despite the show not having any hot chicks on it, except maybe for this one, the redhead….who is out there posing with her pussy pushed out, pussy first, in a look at my pussy it is in a bathing suit bottom, kind of way…

It’s not magical, but society has low standards and I’ve always had low standards, I’m a take what I can get kind of guy…

And here she is after a really bad period!! So young so fertile…

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2018

24

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Wasted Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jen Aniston looks like an old mom – but doesn’t have any kids…which could be seen as ironic or sad, that when she was at her peak time to breed, she was too busy being confused as being a hot chick in movies, instead of a 45 year old with hard nipples in movies, because old mom body without kids cuz no one wanted to knock her up or not, but she does have hard nipples and it’s become her signature move, everything about her, and it is almost at the point of ridiculous. Like are her big nipples a genetic disorder, or are her big nipples a result of nipple implants, are nipple implants a thing, and are her nipples even real nipples, or just prosthetics she wears to seem like she as hard nipples because it’s her security blanket…

I have known girls in my life and rarely do they have chronic hard nipples, there was one girl who had breast reduction who was plagued with hard nipples for life, there was another one in high school with big tits who always had hard nipples, that our 15 year old pervert boy selves couldn’t handle…but besides that….Jennifer Aniston seems to be the most prolific hard nipples our generation has ever seen…which is also ironic…since she’s got no one to milk with those nipples…since no one will knock her up and now it’s clearly too late cuz she’s old…

Making these the wasted hard nipples of the day – cuz she’s got no baby to feed with them.

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2018

24

Apr

Thief Interrupts Car Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Couple Sex

Ken Doll Erotica

Apparently – This is a Sex Worker

Traditional Chinese Titty Massage

Child Abuse?

Florida Tornado….

Millennial Nailed

Break Up of the Day

Old Chinese Guy Arrested For Driving While Dragging Someone

Dog Drives Car Through Store

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2018

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is always something inspiring about old crazy homeless looking ladies who scream at nothing on the streets…things like “fuck you dad….” or “fuck you, I don’t care what you think of me” with their toothless, rotten face, crossed eyed grins….knowing that they’ve seen some shit…been paid to do some shit…yet still fucking surviving, managing to eat and get their drugs, managing to not have to hold down a job….the granny homeless are the best kind….

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2018

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day would be seeing some ridiculous fat asses in bikinis, but I live in the middle of the arctic. I would be happier hearing other perverts go “damn look at those fat titties”…but instead I just look at the wall, or the internet, but mainly the wall…

I do find entertainment in seeing fat girls half naked on social media, all filtered to shit, most having had some form of bootleg COLOMBIAN surgery, where their fat gets sucked out of their stomach and pumped back into their asses and tits….living life like an instagram filter gone wrong…

But I don’t see it nearly enough in real life…there are strip clubs, sure, but the ones I can afford the fat chicks are just fat chicks naked…not fat chicks who will spend tens of thousands of dollars to look as good as they can…but won’t stop eating donuts or hire a trainer…because why bother right..

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2018

23

Apr

Margot Robbie Does a Magazine of the Day

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Margot Robbie may be seen as the number 1 actress in Hollywood…all because she got naked in Wolf of Wall Street and the world said “Damn did you see the nude girl in Wolf of Wall Street, that girl was amazing”…but instead of giving her a Playboy, because Playboy probably wasn’t doing nudity at the time, they decided they will package her as a Jennifer Lawrence caliber, average but marketed as hot, versatile but always the same character actress because Hollywood needs women like that to keep budgets high, to hype and to think sell movie tickets to perverts…it’s their version of tits getting hits or whatever…and it’s just too bad that they didn’t find someone more compelling, hot, exciting to be that person…instead we get some middle aged australian who’s’ alright looking but nothing next level….and here she is in a magazine, media hyped for you to think she’s more important than she is…

I wonder what interesting facts we can learn in the profile on her…I am assuming nothing interesting and that this is just her marketing some movie because the movie companies often times are owned by the same company as the magazines writing about the movies…all bullshit….

It is disappointing that she’s no longer the tits in the A-List movie, but now the A-List not showing her tits…Egos, marketing positioning, an attempt to turn a ho into a hollywood star….and here it is.

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2018

23

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Gnarly Cameltoe of the Day

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I think it’s time for Alessandra Ambrosio to size the fuck up, because clearly these pants, no matter how intense the technology of leggings have got, can’t support her exploding mom pussy…it’s looking like a boil that you’ve got on your back from sitting, ready to pop….fucking filled to the brim, hanging on by it’s last thread, an explosion of pussy ready to happen….and for some reason, I reason I call PUSSY DEFINITION on an old should be retired model…I like it.

She’s old, she’s not the hot one, but this cameltoe is amazing…

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2018

23

Apr

Iggy Azalea Does GQ of the Day

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Publishing must really be dead…

Why the fuck would any magazine want to feature this bitch…and really not just feature them, but also do a whole shoot with her like she fucking matters…it’s crazy to me.

A fake rapper from Australia, with some nonsense backstory that doesn’t involve “I fucked some DJs in the club and ended up moving to America where we faked the paperwork for my work visa and pretended I had a record deal, even though no one can name one of my songs”…

She’s a fucking lie…and not just because she has a fake ass that she passes off as her own, but because she’s a fucking lie…the kind of person who has a fake ass she passes off as her own is the kind of person who would lie about her backstory…

The crazy thing in all this is that she’s not even HOT in her hustle…

Like at least be hot in your bullshit…instead she just bullshit…

Not to mention, GQ was supposed to be a men’s magazine, and sure men are all a bunch of pussy bitches now, but that doesn’t mean the shoots of girls who sexualize themselves and try to become sex dolls in real life should fixate on their gross moles..it means that they should at least focus on her whore ass and make it whorey..

What the hell is this nonsense…she’s not even on all fours showing us the move she used to get to where she is…

Bullshit.

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2018

23

Apr

Kendall Jenner Thong Bikini Rolling Around in the Grass for Attention of the Day

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I hate all things Kardashian, as does the rest of the world, yet they manage to keep throwing money at these idiots, where even the biggest bottom feeder of the family gets 150k to do one instagram story, because they just have that much influence on what people buy and it’s crazy….but they are smart…if just posting nonsense about yourself is considered smart…they get a lot of money without doing much work…so I guess that makes it a win.

The only decent one to look at is Kendall Jenner, the daughter of a tranny, the athletic figured body, that’s still been jacked up but not to the same degree as the rest of them, and her shamelessness on social media is likely scheduled by her team “OK post a titty pic today, then an ass pic on Monday to start the week”…all based on analytics and the best time to post cuz there’s a team behind this empire, a whole bunch of people knee deep in analytics that allow garbage like this to exist..

The only hope I have is that while rolling in the sand…she rolled through dog shit…assuming this is at Kim’s home, where the yard if full of dog shit, since they house trained her as a puppy it’s been hard to get used to a toilet for her…

Right?

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