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2018

13

Apr

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the real life West World, this is not an ad from the people at HBO, who don’t pay me shit to promote their nude scenes from their shows, because they are assholes and don’t support the independent pervert..

I didn’t watch West World when it first happened, but I know the story, rich dudes create a world where AI pussy roam freely, for other rich people to pay to fuck and kill them…

Well, this Josephine Skriver, is the real life version of that, her dad the Anthony Hopkins evil genius, her financier Victoria’s Secret the Ed Harris character…while she is the Evan Rachel Woods post being fucked by Marilyn Manson…or maybe Thandie Newton…

POINT BEING….we’re not sure she’s real, she was made in a lab, I assume human…just designer genetic engineering….who was programmed to know the importance of slutty selfies.

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2018

13

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

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Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat….

So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes…

HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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2018

13

Apr

Maitland Ward – Sex Worker’s Weird Private Snap of the Day

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Maitland Ward is fucking repulsive, and has been since she came out of the woodwork from a forgotten place that is where the obscure actresses on the shows we watched in a pre-internet era of not being able to follow them on social media to keep them alive….

A woman who managed to pull herself out of obscurity, while remaining in obscurity, but she has created a niche business for herself, that makes 40k or more a month, while tapping into her inner pervert and sex worker that I have known she was for a while, but that she tried not to make public, where people pay her to watch her get her strap on sucked by some dude she DOMs terribly..

It’s fucking weird, a doughy pile of sloppy shit, in cheap lingerie being disgusting…getting paid.

THE AMERICAN DREAM!

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2018

13

Apr

Lauren Pope Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Who is LAUREN POPE?

This is Lauren Pope. She’s some UK reality star nobody…who may be a somebody…who goes to events, who gets in bikinis for the paparazzi, who does the whole self promotion bullshit….and here she is with them TITS ON…

I wonder what this important event she’s at is, I am sure it is important, designed for important people like Lauren Pope to get all dressed up and to show off her jacked up face injected face…

You know her out there think she’s important, exclusive, while knowing she’s a virtual nobody in need of maximizing as much exposure as she can…

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2018

13

Apr

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

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The most important day of my life was when Kimberley Garner followed me for 24 hours on twitter back when she was even more insignificant in the grand scheme of the internet than she is now…because she’s not really that important…but this was back when she was on some UK Reality Show….really hot for someone from the UK, and almost natural looking, tanned and fit, instead of either grey skinned and rotten teethed, or some huge clown tit Glamour Model….

Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit body…is pushing that instagram model thing, trying to make it in the USA like she did in the UK, doing that travel blogger shit….that doesn’t matter, gets girls paid, gives them an excuse to get in bikinis, doing shoots, showing off that body…that is a hot body…

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2018

13

Apr

Woman Grinding Bar and Other Videos of the Day

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Truck Explodes filling Up….

Semi Truck of the Day

Muslim Man Whips Wife…

Woman Makes her Own Dildo

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We are all Fucked.

People ask if I’m bored of this. Of course I’m bored of this. That’s the point of this site. It’s to outline how boring pop culture is. I hated it when I started the site and hate it 14 years later. How can you be passionate about rich cunts being rich cunts doing the same thing on repeat…over and over again…

There’s only so much I can say or be inspired by…and ultimately…I’m only here for the tits…

But I am passionate about updating this site daily, it’s a real habit that brings me joy, that is therapeutic, that has probably kept me out of prison…who knows…

What I do know is that here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning at 1:30 because I’m not that passionate about updating the site….like that..

RIP Will Ferrell
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Reporter Takes a Bath at the Worst Time
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Trashy Mom Pushed to her Breaking Point
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Scar Jo Titties
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JOKER FACE OF THE DAY
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Ellen Alexander in a Swimsuit
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Naomi Campbell is Funny
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They Call it the Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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2018

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where we can’t hire hot chicks, we really can’t look at hot chicks, even though hot chicks are still out there putting up hot pics, that we’re not supposed to like or follow or hire because ugly chicks get mad about hot chicks getting ahead in life, even though good looking people should be the ones getting ahead…who wants to look at ugly people..

I saw that Tony Robbins, the man ripped off by all the BRO GURUS…almost blatantly…said something like hot chicks are suffering from the #metoo movement because bosses can’t hire them or promote them, because the ugly ones will go nuts and call you a pervert…

Which is fucking truth, but dude’s gotta issue an apology to the #metoo movement….Can’t we have opinions that are based on our truths…without having to issue apologies

Saying “Sucks to be a hot chick now, guys are scared to work with Hot Chicks cuz they don’t want to be called perverts” doesn’t mean “bosses raping or sexually assaulting their employees is a good thing”…

Fucking idiots… Here are some stepLINKS…Idiots…

Demi Lovato is a Drunk
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Drunk Driver Drives through 7 Eleven
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Jenna Dewan – Dancer Body
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Kylie Jenner’s Huge Gross Ass
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Kim Zolciak’s Face….WTF
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Road Rage in Long Island
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Rat Cow’s Great Tits in a See Through Jacket
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Nafessa See Through
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Kourtney Kardashian Hard Nips
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Dead Person of the Day
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Don’t Mess with a Waffle House Employee
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They Call it the Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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Ocean 8 – the Vagina Years Trailer
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Fat chick Holds Theater Hostage
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Some Police Body Cam Footage
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Cameltoe in Denim…
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Tommy Lee – Good father
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Ana Braga – Tiny Top
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National Enquirer Paid 30k for a Story on a Secret Trump Love Child
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The Rock for President 2024
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Woman Loses it on TEENS
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini shoot
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Hat…
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Bethenny Frankel in Shorts
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Paris Jackson Legs
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Selma Blair Shopping
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Lisa Rinna in Paparazzi Pics
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Rebecca Gayheart – Murderer
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Karlie Kloss Tall…
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Natalie Alyn Lind Photoshoot…
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Katie Couric Legs
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Christina Milian – Tight Dress
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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Amateur’s Rocking Tits
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Nude Hipster Photography of the Day
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Lucy Li Huge Tits
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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Blondie Can’t Resist Dancing for Camera
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Two Chicks Stripping Together
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Don’t Get a Tit Job in Guatemala
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Blue Dildo of the Day
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I love this Massage Guy’s Youtube Channel
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Naked Cowgirl of the DAy
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Dildo in Ass
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Panty Flash – to Pussy Flash
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CLIT OF THE DAY
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Angry Tranny of the Day
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2018

12

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Getting Deep Fucked by Bigfoot of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is everyone, and by everyone, I mean myself, because I don’t really give a fuck about any of you, you’re invisible, you mean nothing to me, you don’t even buy my books, or send me birthday gifts, or sign up to my patreon, you are assholes…don’t you realize we are supposed to be supporting each other, elevating each other, helping each other grow…and that is why you are dead to me…

So let me rephrase…Lily Rose Depp is great, she’s a rich kid, she’s entitled, she doesn’t need to do much beside exist as Johnny Depps daughter and she gets paid for it, all while having this great face, this skinny body, and trust fund that allows her to just hang out and create which is really all you can ask of a rich kid….

She’s not as gutter as a Kardashian, and eager as a Hadid, as desperate as a Baldwin…but she’s in the same age range but comes across way cooler

Whether it’s getting deep dicked by BIG FOOT…or just hanging around tit to tit with her friends…she’s got something special about her…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Isabella Gomez Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Isabella Gomez is NOT Selena Gomez…

I guess Gomez is a common name….when you’re hispanic….and she could be her cousin, her sister, her auntie, distant relatives, someone from the same housing projects, if Selena Gomez wasn’t all rich as fuck….who fucking knows

I just know she’s out there, riding that Gomez name like she was Lottie Moss (Kate Moss’s fake sister), while showing off that ass…and it is a strategy that I think works great…

From INSTA

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