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2018

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Underboob of the Day

Disney kid, wild child, who is probably very fucking boring in her identity crisis of a Disney kid, branded to be relevant, cool, hip, edgy, which at the time she was doing it was what all the girls were doing, taking a titty out approach, acting like a tumblr cam girl or sex worker, all because she was recently single and fucking ready to bring it…

Miley Cyrus…the dream really, only cuz I’ve seen her pussy, her actual pussy, countless times, like she was a retard on swim day at the institution…a stunted attention seeker, or great marketer, who basically realized “so if i pull my pants down and show my pussy, I’ll make 100 million dollars, dope, sign it up, lock it in”….

Well, she decided country had more legacy, was more lasting, and that Dolly Parton was her god mother, so she instead went wholesome for a minute….until easter and the old Nipple Miley was back, because people liked that Miley and don’t care for country Miley…even though she’s still doing the Country Thing…no Coachella for her…just StageCoach…people…but NO CHELLA doesn’t mean…no Shameless Titty pics..

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2018

17

Apr

Jayde Nicole Flashing her Tits of the Day

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Jayde Nicole has come to her senses…

She realizes that she faded into obscurity trying to become a fitness influencer – that no brands will touch because she has that old stamp of Playboy on her ass…

The Canadian girl who moved to LA to date Brody Jenner on the Hills…after doing Playboy, and showing the world her hot body and tits…Remember Jayde Nicole?….the world probably has no idea who she is…but we aren’t the world….we are old perverts who have been perverting for a long time – when this one mattered..

She was the Brown Haired Sara Underwood, same era, but Sara Underwood killed it with her eager fan because SHE KEPT SHOWING HER TITS…even after having Mainstream Success….

So you can follow Jayde Nicole on INSTAGRAM….but this titty paparazzi flash is the most important thing she’s done…far more important than that fitness thing…

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2018

17

Apr

Nathalie Kelley Topless of the Day

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Nathalie Kelley is a Peruvian-born Australian actress known for her role as Neela in the 2006 action film The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and for her roles in various television series including Body of Proof (2011–2012), Unreal, The Vampire Diaries and Dynasty. THANKS wikipedia….

Here she is doing what all the cool girls are doing for attention TITTY SHOOTS….

Unless this is a different Nathalie Kelley, I can’t confirm or deny it….I can just confirm one thing TITTY SHOOTS…

The most important thing in the modern times….

Or maybe this is staged paparazzi shit…either way tits used for promotional reasons is great!

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2018

17

Apr

Sarah Hyland Twisting Her Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is tweaking her tits…

I am not a Sarah Hyland fan, she creeps me out, looks deformed or genetically altered through a hormone treatment that kept her young looking to keep her working as a child star, all stunted and now retarded looking…or maybe she has a disease….

I never watched the Modern Family show, not even for Vergara tits…But yet I watch her slowly finding her sex appeal, maybe she lost her virginity, promoting her tits in like an empowered feminist…tweaking her tits to show how silly she is thanks to people having direct access to her fans through social media…

Weird times…imagine a top celebs of the past doing this….crazy.

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2018

17

Apr

Rita Ora Cherry Popper Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is the popstar who never was, but who keeps trying, really fucking hard from every single angle possible, and who may have finally made it now that she’s partnered up with a kid from One Direction, you know leverage the real fame, piggy back it, or let it piggy back you sexually, and eventually people will listen…THEY WILL LISTEN!!

She is still putting out slutty content, you gotta build off what you’ve built off of…and keep building….because you only got one chance….leverage….

She has fucked a Kardashian….She has fucked Calvin Harris…She has used tits to get where she had to go and she has already got way further than expected.

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2018

17

Apr

Flavia Lucini is Amazing of the Day

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Flavia Lucini is some other model who has done VICTORIA’s SEcret back in 2012…yes she still EXISTs..and is amazing…

I want to do wonderful things with her…like sing her love somgs….give her feet massages after she has a long day of shopping…rub her down in hot oil and wrestle her in my basement for my friends to wager on and watch…she’s magical and deserves the best kind of love story….and there is no love story without cages in basements….

I am the one who should give it to her…but she seems like she’s into rich guys….but who doesn’t….but maybe the failed Victoria’s Secret model has hit her ego hard and she is desperate for anything she can get…for being told she’s hot, having ataste of being the hottest according to mainstream ideals, only to not maintain….sadness comes in all forms….

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2018

17

Apr

Marine Dandoy Nude Model of the Day

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Marine Dandoy is the nude model of the day, or at least until I see another nude model, in this era of nude models being everywhere, I am as flimsy with my loyalty to one nude model, just inconsistent and ADD because there are so many options, it’s like watching my wife at an all you can eat buffet struggling, and really it applies to everyone, including these nude models, who for the most part are not so loyal to their rich boyfriends they are trying to exploit to next level their careers, always ready to date-upwards something that they can call ambitious, that I call shameless whoring, but that if a man was to do it, would be called sexual assault…

I don’t know shit about MARINE DANDOY but she doesn’t have many instagram followers and she should…

Here are some of her nupples..

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2018

17

Apr

Sarah Stephens Titty Model of the Day

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Sarah Stephens is a hot big titty Instagram Model who is trying to be film and TV actor…because why the fuck wouldn’t she take these tits to the silver screen, her name in lights…has an agent and everything…

She was a lingerie model doing low level lingerie modeling….and look at her now…doing topless modeling to keep getting attention on herself…but she’s got these big fucking tits…and should be fucking celebrated…because tits are so magical…especially when big…

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2018

17

Apr

Bella Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne is annoying and here’s her pussy dance…to distract you from how annoying she is…

The Disney Kid, who leveraged her Disney Kid fame, that she can thank her estranged mother who prostituted her to the media and execs at Disney for setting her up with a future of success of being a clickbait, social media, half naked, vine star without VINE, despite being what all the Vine Stars aspired to be, Disney Kids, and she’s created a small little empire based on that alone..

It’s the social media star who posts slutty content – who was already a maintream star and was able to use that to be the social media star – and who still get mainstream jobs like a mainstream star – despite being a social media star – the lesser quality if star…

The whole thing is weird, but she wore a see through outfit to Coachella and I’m ok with that..

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2018

17

Apr

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn..

You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”…

Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…

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