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2018

02

Apr

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd…who I think has an amazing name, that may be a stage name, but that is still a great name, because who doesn’t like mud, or the sexual imagery that the word mudd gives a woman with such huge tits….I’m not into German scat…but a good old fashioned mudd wrestle…while you look like a fetish I’d want to see oiled up and getting dirty in a bar – if we didn’t live in a horrible world that doesn’t let the classic mud wrestle, Jello Wrestling, good times that don’t relaly happen anymore because of the whole #MeToo movement…or whatever…

Memories of the good times…the proper objectification of women….when it wasn’t just limited to big tits on a small body frame on instagram…

But I do like big tits on a small frame on instagram….and that’s what Sophie Mudd is…keep up the good work..

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2018

02

Apr

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence of the Day

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Here’s some Iskra Lawrence being a big girl in a bikini for attention, celebrating her existence as this ambassador of fat, hero of the fat woman, while really just being a mooch on their lifestyles, because she was eager to get famous and figured it was easier for her to get famous in the current climate of the world through eating…because fat was in and being fat is pretty easy..just not on your organs…that’s why it’s a recipe to die prematurely…

So while this one carbloads all day to be as fat as she can be, because she’s getting paid money by people exploiting the fat women who idolize her, without realizing she’s a lie….in FAT FACE…like BLACK FACE…and ultimately, it’s pretty gross..but at least it’s not Ashley Graham.

Here she is in some bondage fetish gear…or a waist trainer trying to squeeze her fat to her ass and out of her stomach because no one likes a gut…

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2018

02

Apr

Demi Lovato Getting Her Dick Sucked of the Day

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Demi Lovato, the champion of bi-polar disorder she has the luxury to have, thanks to being a rich and exploited Disney Child Star….allowing her to start a charity, but more interestingly, she has the ability to have an excuse for her bad behavior…a “disease”…so that she doesn’t have to be accountable for her actions, her addictions, her good times, her sexuality that involves fucking Miley Cyrus when they were both broken and exploited for fame and fortune teens…

I still don’t know one Demi Lovato song, but people like her, so here she is getting her dick sucked in concert because you can’t have a concert without sexuality anymore…can you….CAN YOU…

More slut…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Bella Thorne Says Goodbye to Instagram of the Day

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Attention seeking Bella Thorne…who is actually succeeding with the masterful balancing act that is being a weirdo in your social media feed to compensate for being a sterile Disney kid for all those years…because you have emotional trauma she doesn’t even know exists in her soul because she has no depth…she just knows how to manipulate the audience and suck them into her world that is hardly that interesting…but that is more interesting than the lives of the people who are into her…

She’s slutty on her social media, but not too slutty, still locking in deals and starring in movies that I’ll never see, but I’m not the target marketing…all while documenting some dude, who may not identify as a dude, mooching as fuck off of her….

She’s made an announcement that she is quitting social media, yet she’s been posting social media since posting her “final post”…so another lie, my dream is social media will die..but it sucks people in and they just keep coming back.

TO SEE BELLA THORNE LOOKING LIKE SHIT CLCIK HERE

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2018

02

Apr

Ariel Winter Still Fat in Leggings of the Day

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Hide your easter eggs, you easter chocolates, because this childhood trauma turned emotional eater who can’t quite compensate for her overeating with her fitness, because fitness and health is 97 percent diet…what is the expressions “ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN”…while in this girl’s case…all the cake she can eat is made in the kitchen…and she fucking loves it…

LOOK at those thighs rubbing together like the worst fetish porn ever….

Child Star from a hit show with an eating disorder…who can’t get fit…and will be 500 pounds in the next 10 years…is never too fat for you to stare at her tits…tits she’s forgetting to show off in these GYM struggles…

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2018

02

Apr

Amber Heard is a Hooker of the Day

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Amber Heard is apparently on Vacation in Jordan, where we can all hope she gets stoned, in the traditional honor killing way….because she’s the devil and the devil must be taken out….

That said, these are pics of her showing some pink bra, the same little body, a few years older and more damaged, thanks to years of her whoring…in the calculated black widow way….

If you don’t remember her, she’s is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….

The hooker who brought Johnny Depp to the edge, made him break, and publicly humiliated him…because the same demon who can manipulate with kindness, has no soul, and can manipulate with evil to get the most that she can get out of the situation…

She’s bad fucking news…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Toni Garrn Topless of the Day

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Toni Garrn is topless on the beach in Miami, because of course she is, she’s gotta call the paparazzi and give them something to take pics of, especially when she’s a model, and models are designed to be topless, it’s the high profile, high end, sex work….

You may, but probably don’t remember Toni Garrn as one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s young model girlfriend’s who he probably didn’t actually have sex with because he’s gay and overcompensating –

It’s a hard life for someone who gets to fuck anything he wants to fuck – and has been able to fuck anything he wants to fuck for many decades – you likely get bored of just fucking hot models and if you weren’t gay to start – you eventually become gay because pussy becomes tiring – I mean he is an actor, it’s a pretty gay profession, where dude looks at himself in the mirror fake crying and practicing his lines – disturbing…

Enough about LEO….this is about Toni Garrn, who may only exist because of Leo, and who has become pretty low end, but who is now….TOPLESS for the paparazzi and really herself, with her friend…Alina BaikovA…

Happy Easter…Egg Hunting..

From social media…

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2018

02

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Good Born Again Christian on Easter in a Bikini of the Day

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I didn’t bother downloading the video in the 24 hour period I had to download the video of Hailey Baldwin’s Easter Tribute of her tits…for Jesus…

I saw it on the instagam mind controlling distraction for idiots…and there was no way I was to open up my computer to spend time downloading such fucking bullshit…mind polluting bullshit…I’ll do that during the week, because this site is a habit but NOT ON MY WEEKEND you bastards….

I did get some screenshots, just to make a point that this spoiled brat rich entitled brat, who identifies as a Jesus loving Christian, because it’s trendy, and because her drug addict father fell into it…while producing INTERNET PORN…in hopes to get famous and work in modeling when the people she is groupie-ing fall off…you know standing in line like the stand in that she is…never the star…

And I just felt it ridiculous to see someone who preaches Jesus while being a whore…and people don’t call her out…

Now sure, I don’t give a fuck about religion and I love whores, but I hate when whores pretend to be religious…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Hannah Ferguson’s April Fool’s Easter Prank Victim of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a pretty irrelevant model, who started out doing the bikini thing, got skinny and is trying to do the fashion thing, all while dating Hannah Davis Jeter’s rich property developing model fucking brother….you know to give her a baseline quality of life while she’s living her best life, the dream…

Well, like all sugar daddy’s or hooker owners, her boyfriend had a chance to double down on Easter April Fools with what I assume is one of her fears…CREEPY EASTER BUNNY COSTUMES…you’ve seem the creepy easter bunnies, you know how that goes.

They posted the prank video, and I think it was a success…I like that she’s not all done up and posing, it’s a little more authentic than most instagram content, and the prank is well executed…

I think this is what social media is about…not butt shots..even though butt shots are good to keep us all horny as fuck all the time…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW|Videos

2018

02

Apr