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2018

22

Mar

Amanda Bynes Forever of the Day

In case you were wondering Amanda Bynes, a woman you may have jerked off to when she was the Bella Thorne of her generation, is still alive, and she seems to have eaten her way out of whatever hole she got stuck in…

She’s looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….or maybe emoitional eating, but FAT is in…even if it is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell…

I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time….

It’s just not the same Amanda Bynes…Nothing Lasts forever…

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2018

22

Mar

Kelly Brook Fat in Lingerie of the Day

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Kelly Brook must be really fucking happy that fat is in, that fat is everywhere, that fat girls are finally allowed to be fat….

Because when she was young and a money making titty model, she’d have to starve herself strategically so that she wouldn’t lose the big tits the people cared about, but would lose the gut people didn’t know she had…you know a month of starving and laxatives before a shoot…and now…at 40…she can just let it all out….and live her best life without all the bullshit…must be nice..

I guess the only fail is failure itself, she moved from the UK after her abortion to make it in movies and it never happened, so she’s just been a floating around titty model / fat girl who doesn’t work.

I met a UK rugby player long ago and he showed me a bunch of nude pics of Kelly Brook that he got because she was on the Rugby circuit being passed around…and I guess that’s partially how she made the money that allows her to live this life…you know behind every titty model is a rich guy paying her rent…

But I don’t know that for a fact, but I do know she’s a big one, and here’s some lingerie pics.

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2018

22

Mar

Scout Willis Bikini and Hairy Armpit of the Day

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I like to think a day is not fulfilled without a picture of one of the Willis sisters, who is out there being a socialite, not working, living off her trust fund, thanks to all the dicks her dad and mom sucked to get to the top of Hollywood for a pretty long run that made them a lot of money….

Maybe their stepdad Ashton let them invest in some of his dot com projects like a good stepdad would, you know instead of making them touch his dick or bathing them like a bad stepdad would do, even though he’s the same age as them and it’d be normal if he was doing that with them, at least if he wasn’t married to her mom…

But I do know that they have celebrity from their parents…and with that celebrity…they advocate things that they think are feminist and hip…like hair armpits, which for the record are easy to have, you just don’t have to shave…and dudes don’t actually give a shit….and posting half named pictures of themselves…or being topless..because feminism…or whatever…

All three of them are equally silly…and that is why we all must celebrate them

Risky topless shot

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2018

22

Mar

Ella Weisskamp is Hot of the Day

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Ella Weisskamp is not famous yet, but she’s slowly getting there and we’ve been watching her working towards for a pretty fucking long time…

She’s a triple threat, the J.Lo of instagram, a hot chick willing to get naked in front of the camera….and a photographer willing to take pics of hot chicks behind the camera…and in this case the hot chick in front of the camera taken by herself the hot chick behind the camera…

I know…that being a photographer means nothing in this era of everyone with an iphone being a photographer, not to mention everyone wants to be big on instagram, because they love giving Zuckerberg free content to get richer off of, like a bunch of crazy people…

But when you’re hot…and taking slutty selfies it means everything…

So Follow her on instagram because she’s hot and she’s trying…I am a fan.

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2018

22

Mar

Sophie Mudd Food Erotica of the Day

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I am a big fan of Sophie Mudd and her quest to get famous – because she’s a small frame with massive tits, and that’s just something worth celebrating….

I am convinced she’s the future of all things good, and that could just be because I have a deep love for Reese’s pieces, my most favorite of treats, being eaten by a girl that looks like Sophie Mudd…you know pretty easy to win me over…

This has been put out by EATS CHANNEL ON INSTAGRAM , put out by the legendary director who produced all the Carl’s Jr ads you’ve jerked off to over the years….and who has taken to Instagram in what I think is a brilliant celebration of women and food, and not because I have a food fetish, or a feeding fetish, but I like hot chicks with props being hot, in a world where they are trying to take this away from us men who support this kind of thing…

It’s ok to be hot, sexy, silly and fun…it’s a good time…not everything has to be a naked feminist shitting on men for being perverts while producing pervert content of themselves…

Let us have this…let us have wet t-shirts…let us be dudes…and let Sophie Mudd get more and more famous, because shit…that body…is nuts.

Some video:

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2018

22

Mar

Amber Turner Cameltoe of the Day

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Her name is Amber Turner, you probably haven’t heard of her. I haven’t heard of her. But according to her social media she has 400,000 followers who have either heard of her or they are into her slutty pics. Apparently she’s from a show called TOWIE…and her background story is pretty irrelevant really, but what isn’t irrelevant is her vagina in her yellow bikini where you can see her entire vagina in the yellow bikini…which is always exciting to a pervert like me who firmly believes in the magic of sheer when wet fabric used for bathing suits of unsuspecting girls – or girls who want to play unsuspecting instead of admitting that they are flashing their cunts to the world…

I have come face to pussy definition with many light colored bikini bottoms in my day, and I don’t even live near a beach…and I know that I love every last one of them I’ve seen…because pussy definition / pussy flashing / is magical…even when done by a whore.

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2018

22

Mar

Topless Hookers in the Snow and Other Videos of the Day

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First Time Bowling Alley

Campus Sex in Australia

Roadside Brawl of the Day

Bad Man Uses casting Net to Catch Pigeons – WTF

Roof Collapse

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2018

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What I have learned in my life, the one life lesson I have learned, is that you don’t have to be the best at anything you do, you just need the retard masses to think you’re the best at it, then you’ll by default be seen as the best and in turn you’ll get rich as fuck because of it….all while the best at it is out there being inspired somewhere, too much of a creative genius to bother with the whole marketing..

All while I sit here looking at tits and stealing money out of my wife’s purse for cheap beer….because life is about happiness and beer, if you drink enough of it, is happiness…

here are some morning links…

Weinstein OWes Malia Obama Money – Weird
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Versace was the Face of Black Lives Matter….
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Rose McGowen is Scary
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Nicole Scherzinger Slut
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Fat not Hollywood Fat but Too Fat for TV on TV….Talks about being abused….
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Bobcat on a Boat
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Granny Rockin Out….
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Fuck Facebook – Future is Here…..
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2018

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in an era where you have to really interview any girl you try to have sex with multiple times, because if you do it wrong, or you leave a bad taste in their mouth, from sperm or not calling you back, you can trigger them to turn on you even if you never did anything wrong – and next thing you know – your life is over…you’re labeled a freak…no one will work with you…and all it took was a girl mad at you..

Being a college kid nowadays could be the most aggressive hardcore sex of any college aged era, but these social justice warriors come with consequences….

So maybe it’s just best to masturbate to your computer, detached, while the NSA watches you through the computer camera..

It’s the only safe way to get off…when you involve other people…shit gets MESSY…

That’s why it’s better to be married and off the pervert market…even though the pervert market has so much available produce on the shelves…that produce can kill you.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Beast Kardashin in Lingerie Pregnant
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Aubrey O’Day’s Feet Scandal of 2012
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Spring Break Bikini Girl Running Drills….
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Liz Olsen VS Photoshopped Face
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Fuck Facebook – Future is Now…..
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Bike in Liverpool Fail…..
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Lottie Moss Hard Nips
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Slut in a Bikini
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Jim Carrey Art is the Best – This
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Man Confronts Bully
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Fridge Guy for the Win….
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Samantha Hoopes in a Bikini….
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Netflix is Doing a News Show
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Dress
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Mark Hamil Gets Emotional after Seeing Yoda..
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First Person View of a Cheetah Hunt…
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Elle Macpherson in a Bikini…
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Fred Savage Getting Sued
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Trashy Playmates in Vegas
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From the Forum

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Julianne Hough – Hard Nipples….
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Sofia Vergara – Out in Public
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Elle and Dakota Fanning in Dress…
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Paris Jackson – Out in Public
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Some Trash
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Candice Swanepoel Knees….
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Kara Del Toro Bikini Garbage
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Rebecca Black in a Latex Skirt
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Eliza Gonzalez in Jeans
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Dress….
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Dove Cameron in Jeans
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Victoria Justice in a Photoshoot…
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Charlie Riina Bikini
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Ashanti Thick Thighs….
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Rose McGowan Lookin Homeless..
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From stepSMUT!!

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FUCKING SLUTS FUCKING..
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Dildo Jiggly Boobs
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Poppy Delevingne in a Slutty Scene
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Throat Fucker of the World.
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ANother Hot Naked Ginger
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All Nude Celebs
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Pink Hair – Big Boobs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Bathtub Party of the Day
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Party in the Kitchen
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Angel Naked On Beach
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Ginger Jessica with her Striped Shirt On
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Naked Model Photography
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2018

21

Mar

Katy Perry Nasty Bathing Suit of the Day

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Katy Perry, a nun hating demon sent from the depths of hell to rape our minds with shitty music we all know the lyrics of thanks to evil BRAIN WASHING….

She scares me…..clothed or not, bathing suit or not, even if I appreciate her wearing her a one piece cuz she knows she’s gross, when most women think two piece is the standard for all…

She is out there scratching her Crotch, probably a rash, being suffocated by her fat thighs, because she’s fat…and disgusting like she’s some kind of hot bitch who people adorn and want to see her fat gunt getting choked out like a wrestler…

I’m glad these are from a distance….spy creeper cam…because she’s far from good…and not good from far…

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