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2018

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to couple “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere”…with “It’s Morning Somewhere”…so when I wake up and pour my first drink…often times afternoon…before coming to this site like it is my religion…I think…well I may be late to post the Morning Hangover Dump, but as I maximize my existence, every second of the day, I reassure myself that it is morning somwhere..

So here is the Morning Hangover Dump…because it’s morning to me…since I don’t follow clocks like all you basics…

Sharknado is Over
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Smallville Actress Arrested for Sex Trafficking
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Ariel Winter Bending Over in a THong
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Parrot Steals Roommate
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Gold Digger Prank Part 6
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A Big Collection of Meteors
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Sofia Vergara at an Event
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2018

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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We are genetically coded to be assholes, or bullies, or make fun of each other….everyone is a hater….

It’s so self righteous to pretend you aren’t a hater….

I know all these people are full of hate, talking shit on everyone behind their back, but in public they cast them all and celebrate inclusivity…because they are lies lying to themselves…making these moves with no soul…

THAT said…

I don’t understand why women who post bare ass photos on instagram to their fans of perverts – because they post bare ass photos on instagram – get mad when men – the only fans they have – say shit like “Yummy”…or “I want to get up in there”…or other comments…

If you behave a CERTAIN way, you INVITE a certain pervert who will say pervert shit….because you’re posting pervert shit…

You know you kind of set the tone girl…not mention…you only exist because of the half nudity…that’s why there are followers…so maybe you shut the fuck up and accept that you are a sex worker…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Aubrey O’Day wanted a TRUMP Baby
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Fat Pervert from Nickelodeon Who Found All The Young Sluts You Jerk Off To – Fired For Being a Fat Pervert Who Likely Reads this Site..
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I use this site to get NUDES
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Disgusting Beach Babe of the Day
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Farrah Abraham Slut Shamed Winner
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Anne Hathaway in Tight Jeans
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Creepy See Through
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Insane Driver
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10 Male Victims of Rape
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Trump Hires a Disney Kid for his Administration
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Anja Rubik See Through
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Rider Pulls 120 Foot in the Air Stunt
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Crowd Goes Nuts for Disappearing Beer Act
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Heidi Klum MOUTH Kissing
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Demi Rose – Big Cleavage
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Sex Cult Leader of the Day
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Celeb in a Bathrobe at an Event
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Sara Underwood Tit
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County Jail Escape
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Nicole Murphy Abs of the Day
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Elon Musk’s Dad Knocked Up his Stepdaughter – HOT…
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Mark Maron’s Cheap House is for Sale Cuz He’s Rich Now…
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Carl’s Jr vs Steven Spielberg…
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Chloe Grace Gas Pumper
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Pairs Jackson for the Paparazzi
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Hailey Baldwin Clown Pants
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Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret
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Some Instagram Ho
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Lais Ribeiro in Lingerie
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Halsey BikinI Whoring
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Liz Berkly Old
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Bella Thorne Terrifies Me
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This Will Blow Your Mind
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Stormy Daniels Porn – Becuase We Don’t Care Who Trump Fucks
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Watch the SLUTS
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Videogame Wife
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Her name is RaRA and she has Big TITS
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Robo Cop Nude Scene Compilation
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Pussy Play
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Spring Break Ass Eating
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Retarded Porn Plots in History of the Day
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Hot Wanda Showing Off her Vagina
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cabin in the Woods the Photoshoot
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Finger FEST
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2018

28

Mar

Lindsey Pelas Got Them Titties On of the Day

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I wonder what Lindsey Pelas is good at…..

Here are the tits out to breathe

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2018

28

Mar

Megan McKenna in a Bikini of the Day

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Never forget Megan McKenna…

Who?

Exactly…

So much bikini content…not enough time…

So many seemingly important people worthy of my commentary and all they did was put on a bikini…

NOT ENOUGH TIME…

Posted in:Megan McKenna|SFW

2018

28

Mar

Sammy Mitchell Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Who is Sammy Mitchell …

Google it and let me know in the comments..

She looks like a real classy girl to me. In the kind of photoshoot that isn’t even what the instagram girls are producing, it’s what the sex workers are producing, fake paparazzi shit…nothing worse than bikini clickbait with a bikini girl you never heard of, who looks like a stripper…

BUT HEY…let me know who she is…i NEED to know…

Posted in:Sammy Mitchell|SFW

2018

28

Mar

Rita ORa Instathot of the Day

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Hey Rita ORa

We know you finally got a song on the charts thanks to being the back-up singing to a kid from One Direction…the strategic moves has been a huge success that has worked out great for you..

But the whoring on instagram, is really where it matters, it’s where relevance is made and where relevance is kept, all through provocative images….like whatever this is.

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2018

28

Mar

Veronika Klimovits Nude of the Day

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There are not enough women with the letter “K” replacing the Americanized letter “C” getting naked in the world…

I don’t know if that made sense, but when I see a Veronika…I know I’m dealing with a solid eastern European, Communist block, sex worker….who oftentimes is hotter than her American competitors, and more willing to make the dream come true, because doping and performance enhancing in Russia doesn’t only apply to athletics…it applies to EVERYTHING…

They do whatever it takes to get paid…naked or not…and if they’re lucky, they’ll end up with Brad Cooper’s baby in the womb…

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2018

28

Mar

Ana De Armas in Panties for GQ of the Day

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Hey Look a Cuban in Men’s Underwear for GQ, a Men’s Site, to celebrate female empowerment, or maybe first generation immigrants, or maybe diversity, because you live in a country where you can’t smoke a cuban cigar, but you can have sex with a Cuban actress to cast her in your movies like the good old time, from the glory era of the Silver Screen when fucking for a role was the norm….being WEINSTEINED not frowned upon but rewarded…

I hope she’s actually cuban, because otherwise that ruins my post…a post no one reads or will noticed is ruined…

Thank god for Irrelevance..

Posted in:Ana De Armas|SFW

2018

28

Mar

Ariel Winter Bodysuit in Hong Kong of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in Hong Kong, likely promoting her boyfriend’s movie that he’s in, because the Asian Market is the only reason the movie industry is around, they are the only people going to the movies, and seeing movies, like the novelty movies are, while the rest of us just watch some random friend’s netflix account…often times not even know who the netflix account belongs to…for free movies and TV….while China and all their richness, owning a huge percentage of the American Debt, probably funding all these 100 million dollar movies…allowing so much garbage to exist…because Hollywood has terrible ideas…

Well, lucky for her, Chinese people are fascinated by fat white people, her tits will do wonders there, but I guess they do wonders here, since all you assholes are into this.

Here she is slutty in a movie…tits out…underwear on…less fat or offensive than I’d expect.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

28

Mar

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato is so Fat…so I don’t believe there is really anything erotic about her…other than her mental disorder…since from my experience…the bi polar girls are the best at fucking because they lose their fucking shit…but the problem is that they are lunatics and one day they’re filling their void being pretty much porn sluts…then the next they are rolled up in a ball wanting to die….for weeks at a time….so the key to fucking a bi polar is finding her in the ups…and not having her know your number or address for the downs…

That’s about all I have to say about that…it wasn’t inspiring enough I know…but the under tit in these pics are massive..

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