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2018

29

Mar

Camila Mendes Booty Broke Her Pants of the Day

I have watched at least every episode of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst….

This show is so unlikeable, a disgrace to the comics we all grew up on, instead of wholesome small town with 1950s values…..

It is terribly written, the characters unlikeable, there’s no comedy…the girls aren’t hot at all…but this one is the fucking worst…with her thick, no neck, who speaks to being an inclusive cast….playing the hispanic who is terrible at being hispanic..but that now probably has a huge ego thanks to the success of the show…

This is her clickbait…

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2018

29

Mar

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care…

People fucking care….so look at her….in her instagram smut, too old, yet never too old to be a travel blogger bikini whoring….

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2018

29

Mar

Anastacia Dancing With the Stars Pussy Flash of the Day

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Anastacia is some 48 year old American singer – who I think had more international fame than local fame – but I don’t really remember – because I can’t think of one Anastacia song….

She’s a 48 year old dancing on some show…not showing off her breast cancer stars…because she had breast cancer in 2003, then she had it again in 2013 – she is a survivor who I guess decided to go for the chop – and get the double mastectomy – because fuck that nois – who wants to deal with cancer coming back over and over – plus you can always get breast implants to still feel like like you have tits –

But she’s still got a pussy….which is what we are all into….unless they are homos…because tits don’t make the woman…vagina does…so flash it…

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2018

29

Mar

Adrienne Bailon Vacation Thickness of the Day

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I only make fun of celebrities…because I think everyday girls who don’t necessarily aspire to be famous…and even if they do aspire to be famous but aren’t famous…are ok…even if they are awkwardly shaped…it’s the ones who make millions off their shit that make me mad…

That’s the general misconception the lesbians don’t understand about what I do…I tear apart bitches who have won the lottery…I don’t hit instagram and tell off everyday girls and make fun of their GUNTS, or their Sloppy tits, or their cellulite ass…because they aren’t marketed as being perfect celebrities or reaping the rewards…

So despite this Adrienne Bailon having a wikipedia, she’s in her 30s, and pretty much probably makes less money than you for her “celebrity”…slotting her into a normal…at a charity…in a bathing suit…and we like charitable people helping the world…especially when it requires stripping down and getting wet…

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2018

29

Mar

Elsa Hosk’s Nipple on Instagram of the DAy

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Six days ago, the Victoria’s Secret photographer who I think has been labeled a creeper pervert, named Russel James, who has made a career of taking pics of these girls, naked or half naked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess himself…

Posted 1/10th of Elsa Hosk’s nipple, in a virtual trivia game, or maybe memory game…quizzing people to answer who this was…

The majority of his pervert followers thought it was CANDICE, which makes sense because Candice was replaced by Elsa Hosk, she was their stand in for her, the same age as her, never as famous as her, but taking some of the workload of Candice…so she can raise her many kids…

BUT IT WAS ELSA HOSK…oh the trickery..

Her’s a video of her for some other unrelated bullshit..

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2018

29

Mar

Halsey’s Butt – a Retrospective of the Day

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Halsey is the crackhead party girl who I guess groupied on the right the DJ Producer at her local club, because if you’ve ever partied over the last 15 years when all these raver DJs became really stupid rich and famous, you will know that they have an inner circle of local pussy, that become their friends, and that visit them at concerts around the country, or festivals, who the DJs and producers potentially fuck….or just jerk off on because they have wives at home…

I know so many girls who have fucked these guys…often times the same girls with different DJs, and I guess sometimes they get to scam their way onto one of their tracks as a vocalist, it’s the easiest way in…

So that they can be famous and a party girl at a higher level…all because the played their cards right and now have a record deal of their own…..

Halsey…is in a bikini bottom showing off her ass….not a great ass…a pretty unfit ass..but an ASS never the less…

Oh and she’s with JOSIE CANSECO – JOSE’s Daughter…winning at life I guess

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2018

29

Mar

Bebe Rexha Booty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha, who defies all logic, by showcasing to us that she is not REXIA at all, but fat assed and in a thong bathing suit winning at life…

She’s apparently famous, attending all the important events and award shows, despite no one knowing who she is, making her just another click baiter…who has some level of success far greater than most people who wish they were at all the important places this one goes…like this hot tub…where her big ass is somethign you’d likely want to suffocate on because it’s an ass on a girl…and that’s your dream…it’s all of our dream…

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2018

29

Mar

Stormy Daniels Stripping Tour of the Day

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I am a fan of Stormy Daniels, mainly because she stopped me in an elevator and gave me props for the site. No one in the 15 year history of this site has ever done that…it was a nice gesture and I don’t think she’s a bad person…

So love her or hate her, we can all agree that the Porn Star Sex Worker, is definitely taking full advantage of her mainstream success, by doing her strip club tours and hopefully getting paid doing it…that’s what she should be doing…

You can argue that she’s milking sex she had 10 years ago with someone who under some kind of miracle became president, and all this is for shameless self promotion…

Or you can argue that she’s the victim from a monster who as a sex worker was paid for her services and signed an NDA…..

I mean opportunists come in a lot of ways, and she spins it that she’s putting herself in danger, but not too in danger to get paid to do feature shows and dance on stage where she’d theoretically be a huge target for a Porn Star Hater…

I don’t think anyone should really care who the President fucks, before or during his presidency, I just can’t believe I called Trump the president, I still think it’s so silly sounding even if it’s reality…

I do think a 40 year old stripper and pornstar sex worker on her last legs in her career is doing good for herself as she should, whether it’s activism against what she thinks is evil or not, I don’t see how fucking Trump 10 years ago is that big of a deal…paying her off before the elections may be ilegal but also not a big deal…and it’d be pretty hilarious if fucking a porn chick throws away his presidency…but I doubt it will…

So Cash in girl…

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2018

29

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fake Ass of the Day

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What the world needs much less of is Kim Kardashian….one of the pillars of evil in the world…that for some reason hasn’t been taken out, but instead been celebrated and overpaid, and continued to be celebrated..

She is the clickbait human, who sells product for brands, because she has influence on people, which is terrifying…I can just imagine her winning the next presidential election because it seems to be the trend of the world…

A legit bottom feeder, who released a video of her bottom feeding on cock, in a strategic marketing move….winning at life, having all these fans, for 10 fucking years…and we allow it..

It disgusts me more than all the shameless selfies I see on instagram inspired by this woman…if she’s even a woman…I can’t tell because her body is so jacked up…

The whole thing has skewed the moral code and value system of an entire generation…and she’s still posting ass pics..

But I will say, that her influence isn’t all bad, sometimes a girl just needs some face injections to look good. As much as I hate on face injections, there have been ugly girls I know become hot with some working out and lips so I get it

I am still repulsed by everything this family does…no matter how they fucking spin it…they are demons out for our souls…who figured out digital marketing before the masses and now we are stuck with them…

Garbage.

Posted in:Kim Kardahsian|SFW

2018

29

Mar