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2018

08

Mar

Avril Lavigne Still Alive of the Day

Avril Lavigne is still alive….unfortunately…

I guess that LYME Disease she whines about being a traumatic experience for her because they couldn’t figure out what she was sick with and when you’re a coddled celebrity who doesn’t understand what pain is because they usually make their assistants and handlers deal with it for them….it’s a big deal…DID NOT WIN…or TAKE HER OUT…

But she looks like a middle aged skater girl now, and that alone isn’t very hot…not that she’s dressed like she just shoplifted at Hot Topic on a school trip to the USA from her Canadian town of Nepean….but even to the most perverted of Avril Lavigne fans have to come to terms with her becoming this…middled aged and mom bodied thanks to possibly having babies with Nickelback but I’m too lazy to google if she had a kid with him….she looks like she did…

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2018

08

Mar

Naomi Campbell Topless for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know why Naomi Campbell doesn’t have nipples, but it’s very weird…..maybe the future trend in titty pics because she’s an iconic model and dictates the trends…and people who follow fashion are straight gullible retards who buy into anything they are told…they even get sugar babies and become hookers for what they are told…so if someone like Naomi Campbell…the 90s supermodel…who must be 100 but BLACK DON’T CRACK…convinces them the style is to turn yourself into an actual Barbie Doll and amputate your nipples for fashion….they’ll all follow her lead…like she was Kim Kardashian telling people to jack up their faces and get ass implants….only for corporate sponsors to hop onto and throw money at instead of taking it out back and getting shot..

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2018

08

Mar

Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Olivia Wilde’s midget legs in leggigns is what you’d expect to see on a midget legged woman who has at lease one kid in leggings…it’s the MOM look you see if you go to the Grocery store during the day…you know where moms hang out, not rich moms with maids cuz they are riche – like Olivia Wilde, who isn’t even named Olivia Wilde, and who named herself Wilde, instead of her given name COCKBURN, because WILDE a stage name you’d expect from a stripper worked for her marketing…more than COCKBURN would…something I bring up every post I do on her…because it’s all I got, and because it never gets old…

I don’t despise her in movies, I just don’t find her the hottest chick around, I don’t think she should be celebrated, or as well paid as she is, and she doesn’t look good in leggings today…doing whatever she’s doing…and in her defense –
#momlife…is never the hottest.

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2018

08

Mar

Lucy Hale for W Magazine of the Day

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W magzine did us a favor and put out a shoot, or a video of Lucy Hale out of focus, because no one needs to see her face….

She’s in a new show that the CW network is trying to make famous and hype by putting it on after RIVERDALE…don’t ask me why I know, fine, I’ll tell you why I know that…because I know everything, except questions on Jeopardy, reminding me that I am a fucking moron, but i know Lucy Hale’s career, without knowing what Lucy Hale has done…but I know her new show because the 20 somethings I like to spend my evenings with, ideally with them sitting on my face, happen to like watching Riverdale, and Wednesday night is a big deal for me…

I think she’s a celebrity I’ve been told has Herpes from someone who used to fuck someone she used to fuck…but I could be wrong….like these pics…wrong.

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

08

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Lookin’ Like Shit of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst…

Especially now that the world has sucked her fucking dick so hard, making her think she’s this icon in the film industry who can’t be forgotten tomorrow…in a world where everyone is flimsy as fuck in their loyalty to people….

The only people who care about her are the producers who hire her and figure she has the celebrity or credibility to command huge money for, that way they can get their 10% of her salary, which is all they care about..

As an actress, in her movies she gets, Oscar nominated or not…she’s not compelling or interesting…

As for a celebrity, her quirky and candid “Look at me I’m a weirdo funny girl”…is irritating…

She’s got so much money, she’ll keep getting work, she’ll start putting together projects like her TV show on the #MeToo movement…

I’m not a fan, but she’s lucky someone is, it allowed her to win at life at a young age….and she’s also lucky she had good tits in her nudes….because without them, she’s the worst…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2018

08

Mar

Hailey Clauson’s Casual Outfit for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, who was once a hipster model, and who has recently lost something like 30 pounds, while maintaining her tits, to attempt to get more modelling work as she nears 30 and knows it’s almost over…

She was a young, underage model, who sued a fake Hipster leader, for slutting her out on a motor cycle, when underage…despite her dad being on set…

This is her walking around casually, you know doing what I will call the “Phoebe Price”…where you know the paparazzi is there, you make sure you do your model walk, to sell your model story, and convice people you’re still a model, doing model things, like a model, so that you get jobs…

It seems pretty shameless, but she’s lookin’ hot and that should be respected.

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HERE SHE IS EATING SLUTTILY…

HERE SHE IS TITS OUT…IN INSTAGRAM VIDEO

HERE SHE IS IN A BATH….

HERE SHE IS AT SOME SLUTTY SHOOT…

THAT IS ENOUGH ABOUT SOMEONE SO INSIGNIFICANT….

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2018

08

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was once a magical creature sent from Hollywood to replace Lindsay Lohan…the kind of girl who would do do these shitty heartfelt fluffy Disney movies and offset them with some slutty getting naked movie, to show she’s a legit actress and she had big tits on her little frame, big tits that are now mom tits, on a little frame that she would show off…

She’s old now, tired, boring, but has always been boring in public, only really interesting was her big tits on her small frame…

I guess I lost interest in her and her big tits on a small frame…when she was dating Justin Long the Mac Guy…I was like…this girl is over…yet she still exists…but she is over in my soul…not cuz I care what dicks enter any girl, even girls I date, because who the fuck cares….but because Justin Long is the fucking worst and anyone who associates with him should be shot….

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Here are some pics of her at an event…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2018

08

Mar

Ratchet Nipple Piercing and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Gets Lightbulb Stuck in Vagina…

Insane Random Stabbing of the Day

Car Arson of the Day

Jet Engine Explodes.

Most ANnoying Fail of the Day

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2018

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am obsessed with my PATREON

I always knew the people who came to the site didn’t care about me…

BUT NOW I REALLY KNOW….

You’ve hurt me, I thought we had something special, I thought it was you and me against the world, and I was wrong about us…

What we have isn’t real…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Weinstein is About to be Arrested
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Skaters Skating an Empty Waterpark
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Hairless Cat Chirping is Terrifying
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Seacrest’s Whore is Not Hot – Not Even in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian is a Monster
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Dude Freeing Mountain Lion – Pretty Intense
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Kevin Hart and Conan Try Sumo Wrestling
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These Feminist Barbies are the Worst
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2018

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, it is Internation Women’s Day, let’s all take a minute to pause and give our respect to women, because without women…all us hetero men wouldn’t have any pussy to jerk off to…and we love pussy….YAY WOMEN!!

That said…I finally have 2 Patrons on Patreon, which is amazing, that after 14 years of producing content ALL FUCKING DAY every FUCKING DAY…I’ve managed to get 2 people to support the site…

So I’m writing it for Chad and EUG…

They are the only ones who matter…you other Assholes are fucking MOOCHES…and I hate you.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Tommy Lee Getting Hit In the face By His Son is LOLZ
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3 Vehicle Road Rage
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Annalynne McCord’s Skimpy Fame Whore Outfit
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Rose McGowan Doesn’t Identify as a Woman Anymore
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Old Shop Owners Fighting
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The Next Governor of New York is Awful
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Rat Stealing Money
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Elizaebth Olsen Cleavage
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Splitting a Rock with a Sledgehammer
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SLUTS At the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Sara Sampaio – Nipples
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Social Justice Gone Too Far
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Dude Knocked Out By Iron Bar
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Courtney Stodden Working on a Music Career
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Heather Locklear Threatened to Shoot Police…
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Camera on Japanese Sushi Conveyer Belt
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Strong Man Deadlift Record
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Megyn Kelly Getting Cancelled
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Frenchy Morgan Terrifying Nipples on the Beach
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Liz Hurley – Old Lady in a Slutty Dress of the Day
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Some Maggie Q chick in Health Magazine
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Krysten Ritter in Fuck Me Boots
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Penelope Cruz at some event in Skirt
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Bella Hadid is Garbage – Here is her Cleavage
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Slutty Coke Ad of Hollye Willoughby
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Barbara Palvin – Shitty Shoot
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Everything OSCARS
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Dirty in the Kitchen
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Masturbating Babe of the Day
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Hot Amateur Pussy of the Day
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Hard Nipples Gallery
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FREE Hardcore Porno with the Best Porn Chicks !Hot Times!
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Big Tits in Underwear
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Hot Little Naked Ass on Some Trick Named Celeste Star
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Hot Eastern European Tits
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! AND I LOVE IT
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Girl Forgets to Lock Door in Hot Cam Show in Public Place
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Monster Tits and her HITACHI
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