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2018

07

Mar

Mariah Carey Slutty in V Magazine of the Day

WTF is this shoot Mariah Carey….

I guess we can collectively say “Thank God for Gastric BiPass”….because this is not the Mariah Carey we’ve learned to be terrified of because she’s an unstable, even crazy, rich as fuck, celebrated by everyone, surrounded by people who coddle her, excessive materialistic disgusting human…..the last 20 years…

You know maybe some late 90s Mariah Carey tits…were something worth noticing…but she got fat, that ended, and this is her now….which makes no sense according to biology and all we know about aging…especially a fat chick aging…but who cares about biology, we got cosmetic science now…and this is that…

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2018

07

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Megan Fox was given some equity in some LA based Trashy panty company that they pulled out of the gutter and gave new life to….or tried to give new life to…by using Megan Fox in their campaigns….which is pretty fucking weird, because the mom of 5, who we used to assume was being held captive from DAVID from 90210….is old, irrelevant, and really had a great career as the “hot chick”…but that’s the extent of her existence and really I can’t name any movies she was even the “hot chick” in…just a lot of hype…10 years ago…

Still coming out, trying to be the hot chick, for all the old people like me who remember her…but it’s so fucking weird….

I mean we wanted to see her naked a decade ago….and now pushing 40 she’s getting half naked…her timing is all off….but like many girls about to hit menopause…she’s out for her last HURRAH…

It’s weird…

They also cast other sluts like this one for their brand….mmmm ecommerce pics…my favorite…reminiscent of jerking off to catalogs like there wasn’t internet porn

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2018

07

Mar

Kim Kardashian Pre Photoshop of the Day

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I think it is a public service to show all you sick fucks who buy into Kim Kardashian being hot or interesting….how disgusting she actually is.

She is smoke and mirrors, photoshop and plastic surgery treatments that are not impressive….that are not interesting looking…that are some pile of shit lie that brands throw money at because she has an audience…SHE is paid alot of money while looking like some kind of cartoon character, tranny, pornstar..it’s disgusting.

Instead of having a legacy of doing good in the world, she teaches kids to fuck on film, be trashy as fuck, get shitty surgeries and face injections, and make bank…

Not too sure how I feel about that, but I think it’s on the “she’s a fucking cyst on society who should be taken out”….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2018

07

Mar

JoJo’s Yoga Tits of the Day

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We may not know why anyone would care about JOJO, and we may not understand why anyone cared about JOJO back when she was an underage popstar back before social media was a thing, because there was a time when JOJO was clickbait jailbait bait….before falling off and spending all her money…

But we do understand what it means to be slutty in a workout, you know while trying to do the healthy and positive thing to live her best life, tits out….especially when it’s part of her second attempt at something that probably shouldn’t have happened the first time around and was just a weird lottery win..

I guess fans / perverts are loyal…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

07

Mar

Peyton Roi List Bikini of the Day

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Peyton Roi List posted up some bikini pics, for whatever reason, that I will just assume is her trying to perpetuate her fame, you know grow her celebrity, in a place where all the young people are, by being provocative, like all the young people are, because that’s the nature of the business…and old perverts like that…

Old perverts also like this Peyton Roi List, who I don’t really know as a celebrity, but who I have discovered through WIKIPEDIA, that she is 19, and that she has been on a series of Disney Channel shows, that you know Old Perverts watch either with their kids and think “I’d fuck that”…or on their own because there are men without kids who have subscribed to the Disney Channel from their cable providers due to perversions….

I know you’re more into girl born in Y2K….the Year 2000….but this 1998er will have to do…

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2018

07

Mar

Dakota Johnson Cameltoe of the Day

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Here are some paparazzi pics of Dakota Johnson pointing at her vagina in leggings, like a little weird kid in a daycare who flashes all the girls and points at his genitals, because I guess she’s stunted from being a celebrity daughter, emotionally traumatized, PTSD, coddled by the hired nannies her mom Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson…..and stepfather Antonio Banderas provided…

They are pretty much the only reason she’s got a job in Hollywood…working on slutty 50 shades of bullshit movies that have given her a place in the world as fodder for old ladies to watch and masturbate to…not quite hot enough for me to masturbate to, I just don’t find her hot, but if there’s a cameltoe, there’s a me….staring at it…and trying to rebuild her vagina in my head from what I think it would look like based on the vagina definition…like my brain is a 3D printer…

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2018

07

Mar

Ariel Winter Still Fat in Leggings of the Day

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I am a firm believer that fitness doesn’t come in all shapes and sizes, there is fat and there is fit and there’s nothing much in between, so no matter how often Ariel Winter goes to the gym, it’s clearly not working for her, probably because she’s forced to, and really you can be distracted by her monster tits, monsters because they are large, but more monstrous because even after you gut them off to reshape them, they grow back in full force…like some kind of zombie you can’t kill…the tit version…which luckily for her still a tit…because we like tits…and her fan base of creeps who watched her “blossom” on TV after her parents robbed her of her childhood….really love her tit….but seeing that body from the side profile, is pretty fucking dumpy for someone not even 20 yet…and reminds us that she’s just fat chick tits…

Point being…here’s Ariel Winter…not hot.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

07

Mar

J.Lo Hard Nipples and Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo, like Kardashian, with what I assume the same amount of plastic surgery or “medi-spa” treatments, is pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old, and is sexualizing herself, there’s no way this “fitness casual” picture of herself isn’t her not sexualizing herself to generate some hype, to possibly masturbate to the feedback she gets, because this is what narcissistic, egotistical, garbage people who think they are wonderful, because everyone tells them they are, are into…

I will never admit that J.Lo…I’ll save that for all the middle age women who dream to look like this, all hard nippled on instagram like they were 18 year old sluts trying to make it….only old and rich and with no excuse to do this other than a “ho is a ho is a ho”…

Seriously, what is this celebrating beyond J.Lo celebrating herself….and it’s weird she’s still going, simmer the fuck down…you already made it, let someone else have a chance…..you greedy cunt…sucking in all it can.

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2018

07

Mar

Shayna Taylor in a Bikini Hiding from Her Sexual Assaulting Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest of the Day

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Ryan Seacrest is a fucking tyrant pervert creeper who is one of the worst people in entertainment, who despite playing the friendly guy most people assumed was gay, is actually a terrible fucking pervert, alpha male, who makes 100 million dollars a year, and uses that money to seduce some of the trashiest, low level, aspiring LA model whores he can…he recruits them at TREATS magazine parties or from his best friend the founder of Treats magazine and LA whore manager…Steve Shaw…

I know multiple women who have been “seduced” or bought by Seacrest….they all assumed he was gay, found him lame, but liked his money and the idea of being knocked up by him and he basically reaches out at 2 am for them, sends his “security guard” to pick them up, he makes them sign NDAs like TRUMP, and he makes them check their phones…..only to let them into his massive house, that was once Ellen’s house, to get fucked up the ass after a bunch of coke is snorted…

These women can’t go against him because of the NDA, and probably because he has them on payroll, he is THAT rich…

To make things even funnier, he offers to buy them all tits, and he closes down lingerie stores for them to buy anything they want, as long as they model it for him.

There are store owners who know how much of a pervert this dude is…there are LA whores…but America…thinks he’s just this great, wholesome, guy..

I’ve been waiting for him to go down FOREVER…but it just doesn’t happen for him, and seeing Kelly Rippa hugging him to save her show and ratings…is just as hilarious as seeing someone hugging Weinstein in public…despite knowing he’s a fucking dirtbag.

Posted in:SFW|shayna taylor

2018

07

Mar

Sofia Resing Hard Nipples of the Day

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Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a good fucking body…

A while ago her instagram bio listed all the agencies who she is represented by….the list was:

Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock….

She’s taken that off that list, but instagram models like vegans, and girls who have been molested, or feminists love to fucking brag….to legitimize themselves..

Hard nipples in a one piece, that are more exciting for the way they ride the pussy slit, vagina definition so good, TWAT Eating Fabric Everywhere…jacked up by wet tight fabric….and I appreciate it.

I like the body.

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