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2018

05

Mar

Blanca Blanco Ultimate Fame Whore Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I still don’t know who Blanca Blanco is….but I posted her earlier today at the Oscars and thought…what a silly fucking name….who is she and why is she at the Oscars…she looks like some kind of sex worker, possibly dating an actual celebrity, and it’s not like she’s black and part of the Oscars attempt to be BET friendly…

Her best movie role on her IMDB is Show Girls 2…the Show Girls you never heard of or knew happen…yet some how she got a ticket…I WONDER WHO SHE IS FUCKING #METOO…

THE TRAILER IS AMAZING – IT IS PORN WITHOUT SEX FILMED ON A CAMCORDER

Her best use of her OSCAR invite was putting her tits out for the paparazzi she called so that her nipples were seen and people would talk about her…because you don’t lose your opportunity for media hype when you get to that event with all eyes on everyone in attendance.

What a bootleg pile of desperate shit…

Who invited her to the Oscars?

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2018

05

Mar

Cindy Crawford’s Old Face Dumpy Ass of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is an old lady at this point…and here she is walking around with her old face hanging off her old jaw…just looking old….despite what is probably a lot of botox..and her ass…looking old and sloppy in leggings that should be loose fitting sweat pants…because at a certain age…simmer the fuck down with your whoring and divert attention to your clone 16 year old who you irresponsibly is taken out of school to be a “model” at “fashion week” for her instagram celebrity like a Kardashian…which is fucking disgusting to me….on so many levels…you have the money and resources to not make her a model…get her a job at the smoothy shop or some shit…parents whoring their kids out to a vapid existence of superficial, vanity, overpriced product, polution and all that is wrong with fashion industry and being a slutty model…are so fucking wrong…especially when they are rich and have resources to help them be real contributing people in the world…LA man…it’s a terrible place.

Here’s her 16 year old daughter sexualizing herself, working at Fashion week, walking for fashion companies, at 16 years old, despite her family being virtual billionaires thanks to the tequila deal deal….in what I would consider pretty inappropriate, whether it is for fashion or not…she’s still 16…and that’s not even the age of consent…so seeing her used by brands seems fucking wrong to me.

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2018

05

Mar

Elsa Hosk in a Bra of the Day

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Elsa Hosk and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret promo models were sent to the Oscars as part of an ad campaign that I guess makes them all feel relevant and like the stars that their egos make them feel that they are…and not like the hookers they actually are…on some PRETTY WOMAN shit that would never happen because the only person paying a legit street whore only to fall in love with them…has got some real fucking disgusting fetishes….when anyone knows street whores are meant to be thrown 100 dollars to at most to be sex toys that do what you say….and the ones who get married are the sugar babies, or the ones lucky enough to mask themselves as lingerie models like these whores..

Here she is in a magazine shoot…

Here she is at the OSCARS

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2018

05

Mar

Caroline Vreeland See Through Lingerie of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland needs to close her legs, we can smell her from here….I mean…I can smell her desperation from here….

You don’t know who Caroline Vreeland is…but she’s a titty girl from LA with a dream of being a famous singer….and who for what must be a decade was the quirky weird girl posting her big fucking tits on social media…and she never got famous or a following from it.

She’s finally starting to get somewhere with the big tits, because she never gave up and followed her dreams of putting her tits out there…big, bulbous, round, basketball like tits, that I am sure fall in terrible ways and could suffocate people if used incorrectly, but when used correctly…she slowly becomes a household name…and the fashion magazines start writing about her like she actually matters…and she doesn’t but probably things she does cuz she’s been at this for a LONG time..

Here’ her tits….

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2018

05

Mar

Sommer Ray Insta Thot in Fetish Gear of the Day

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Sommer Ray must be some Florida Trash…because everything about her is legit Florida Trash, and not even good Florida Trash…just that fake tan, fake tit, hanging in the gym, wearing Neon, working as a Titty Model Florida Trash…which I guess is good Florida Trash….

I don’t know enough about Florida, but she screams Daytona Beach Spring Break in the 90s….real gutter…

I don’t know why she as 17 million followers, but that’s fucking crazy massive number, all thanks to showing off her young ass that her mother – who you can see below – and who looks like a weird Body Builder – topless with her bolt on tits – cultivated her to become…

It’s like seeing a mother daughter stripper duo, the instagram version…and reminds me of a mother daughter stripper duo I knew over a decade ago…her name was Samantha, her mom, who fucking cares, but she obviously learned her moves by a woman who had spend 30 years doing those moves making her elite…

It’s like seeing the Olympic Skier who had Skier parents with Olympic dreams…living out the family legacy….only with more half nakedness…

Magical really…why doesn’t Disney Make Stories about thsi.

VIDEO

Here is her moms tit in the closet

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2018

05

Mar

Halle Berry Queefing of the Day

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The highlight of every YOGA class that goes on in every village, town or city….is that girls everywhere who you think are farting…are actually queefing..

This is the SQUEEZE that air out of your twat for the room of other women to relate to and possibly giggle too…since there’s nothing not hilarious about a QUEEF…

There is no way this is not a Queef…

Here she is on the red carpet

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2018

05

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Weird Nipple Dress of the Day

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Adriana Lima is still not dead….even though she’s old enough…and should figuratively be dead, at least in her modeling career, yet she still manages to exist as a bikini and lingerie model and gets invited to very important high profile events because the world doesn’t view her as the sex working whore that the Church would condemn, the Church she pretends to be a part of, but no evil mongering, heathen who whores herself for decades in exchange for money can actually be of the Church…I SEE YOU LIMA…I SEE YOU AND YOUR LIES…

Point being…her nipples look like they may be exposed…as they should be…because she’s getting on in years and that’s how you squeeze out a few months…

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2018

05

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Greasy Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is such a garbage human that I like to think her and her family is regressing all that the feminists have done over the decades of progressiveness, by deciding with her parents to tab into a new market for the family of trash, as a model that they basically cultivated and made happen with their influence on social media to make it happen…

But the reality is that she wanted to take her position and get paid to be celebrated in photoshoots for being a “hot chick” who isn’t even that hot….and obviously get paid for it…which I can’t think of anything more vapid and disgusting and even lazy…

It’s like DO SOMETHING of substance with your fucking life, make a difference, save Puerto Rico….

The fact that the world celebrates people like this is fucking irresponsible….this is the real issue at hand not the #MeToo movement of dudes being creeps to girls who like being around creepy dudes..

The fact that this is the leader or the inspiration to the youth…is fucking nuts…crazier than any other issue at hand…

#FACT

What the fuck does this trash have anything to do with the OSCARS…

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2018

05

Mar

Lea Michele Gets Top Surgery of the Day

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Lea Michele has a boyfriend now, who I guess is a homosexual, because she was rumored to be born with testicles, unless he’s just progressive and accepts trannies for being the women they pretend to be in their everyday life, you know humor the dude because that’s what the world does…instead of saying “hey’ you’re not officially a woman, you just pretend to be one, like a bad SNL skit, just accept that you’re a tranny”…

I don’t know where Lea Michele got her tits from, but I know that thanks to her boyfriend’s attention, she’s busting them out every chance she can, you know to continue the storyline that she’s not a trans…

BUT I KNOW PECKS WHEN I SEE THEM….

Not to mention she’s at some Homosexual Elton John AIDS Event, which is probably the hottest ticket in town for a Transgender in a homosexual relationship…

But the sick thing in all this is that some of you perverts like this..

OH

And there is NIPPLE

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2018

05

Mar

I Guess I Have to Do an Oscar Post of the Day

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I don’t believe in the Oscars as a legitimate award shows, I’ve always felt it was just a masturbatory experience celebrating the movies that paid the Oscars the most money, and positioning it as an award or benchmark for these hollywood people to strive for, even though they all just care about money…and living the good life…and are hardly representative of what I would think an “artist” is…because it’s a business and these vapid idiots just cash the fuck in…

I did watch a few minutes of the Oscars while eating out some hot under 30 on her couch…OSCAR PARTY and what I pulled from it was a lot of people capitalizing on some media hyped issues, some people nominated to appease people, Jimmy Kimmel not being funny, Emma Stone being rude, and one of the Ringling Brother’s circus elephants singing and dancing….and I can’t really remember anything else worth mentioning….other than where was everyone’s black dresses…conforming their outfit choices fo a cause…standing together as women….

There were some sluts at the oscars…and here’s some of the stand out performances…that we like to reduce to their physical appearances because so do they…otherwise why would they dress up like this…

Margot Robbie – Big and Overrated – Thank God She Didn’t Win…