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2023

28

Nov

Iggy Azalea Showing off the Body the Day

You gotta wonder if Iggy Azalea’s family had some medical emergency that depleted her of all her money, or maybe she was just an over-spender and has an IRS bill because the whole idea of her selling memberships and near nudes….because going full nude would take her out of the mainstream popstar who is too old to be a popstar and place her directly into the poorno realm….which a celebrity rarely wants to do, at least not until it’s too late and offers them a second go at their career.

Maybe she’s just an exhibitionist, or being edgy and slutty with her fake ass and tits is part of her brand, and seeing the money roll in gets her narcissism fed and her pussy wet….

So either she’s broke, or an attention seeker and in both cases, she’s got a weird body….so here’s that weird body from what I assume is screenshots of her nude content.

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2023

28

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s apparently the most wonderful time of the year, but I’d argue that everyday of the year is the most wonderful time of the year, at least if you look at things from the perspective of “TIGHT PANTS”….

Because every day of the week, there will be a lot of TIGHT PANTS and that is enough to make me realize that no matter how shitty things may be, how disappointing you may be, how disgusting of a loser you are….there will always be tight pants, at least until the TRAD WIFE LIFE takes over and girls go back to being wholesome after judging all the attention seeking whores in tight pants, showing the world their assholes through their pants for attention, but from where I am sitting, even the wholesome country girls who go to church wear the tight pants to….

Tight pants for likeminded people, or for all people, because there’s something for everyone in a pair of tight pants, like a visible asshole through the tight pants…

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2023

28

Nov

Noah Cyrus Fat Ass in a Thong of the Day

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No this isn’t a scene from a snuff film or horror movie, even though it could pass for that….it’s Noah Cyrus, not building the ark, but doing racy high concept nude content as you’d expect a young attention seeker of her generation to do, even when she’s already got money and a famous last name.

Noah Cyrus is probably not pulling a “forgotten sister” move like she was Stella Hudgens in these pictures she’s producing of herself, but she probably should consider the exclusive content site because there are probably psycho Miley fans ready to subscribe to see the big girl tits.

The reality is that it’s probably not as lucrative as the other shit she does, like living off the trust fund her Achy Breaky dad set up for her….I guess it’s the song that keeps on singing for the family….

Plus it would require work, or effort, when she can just do it for free, as a creative project when she’s bored…which I guess this is…

Not entirely the hottest thong content out there, it’s a little like a horror movie, but she is topless, her ass is fat, her sister is a celebrity, her dad is an icon, so really what more do you want out of Noah other than to put a damn jacket on, we don’t need to be seeing this girl…save it for the whores who need the attention to buy themselves lunch.

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2023

28

Nov

Amanda Cerny’s Titties in the Closet of the DAy

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Amanda Cerny is probably not the best known Playboy chick since she got involved with the brand when it was pretty much dying out and they weren’t making TV shows around their main girls, or building the personal brand of their main girls…but it was good enough for her to leverage the brand to the nerds of VINE by being the hot pussy in their content with more credibility than other chicks who never did Playboy..

Anyway, Vine died, she still maintained huge followers, but took the sexy content road to making money because the brand deals were probably more annoying, not as lucrative and she already has a ton of money so pull them titties out for the goodtimes, since she’s a Playboy model to begin with, the tits have already been released, why put an end to that foundation she’s built her empire on….

So here are her tits in the closet, a place gay people don’t really hangout anymore, now that it’s cool to be gay, but there’s probably a few closetcases out there for old times, like you.

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2023

28

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Since no one reads on the internet and I chose to write captions or posts on random bullshit as my creative outlet or business plan, that was never a business plan, which is probably why I’m not rich…..

I should probably find otherways to lure you in, or at least recruit the AI to write jokes about bikinis for me.

Because ultimately, the AI has more to offer than I do, and I am sure no one would know the difference thanks to the whole not reading thing.

If only I did awkward dances on TikTok….I’d be running my own TV show or selling my life story to the Hallmark channel….damn missed the boat…

But at least we have bikini pics to get us through the regrets, the failure, the accidental wins.

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2023

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Cyber Monday motherfuckers, which is where I’d promote some of the amazing deals our CHRISTMAS advertisers were pushing on you as we enter the final phases of the Christmas Season, only the site doesn’t have advertisers anymore, we’re just doing this shit for free thanks to irrelevance.

I realize that posting instagram pics of old ladies no one cares about, and if they do care about them, they can just check their instagram is the least innovative and hard hitting journalism a motherfucker needs, so unless I figure out some re-inventing this shit into something meaningful, I appreciate going down on the ship together, it’s almost romantic, like you’re my internet boyfriend through thick and thin….romantic…

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Noah Cyrus Runs Topless Through the Woods!
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Car mechanical problems that are just too wacky
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Taylor Swift Fans are Hard for Travis Kelce Fighting Off Two Raiders!
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SOCIAL MEDIA VS REALITY
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Dakota Johnson Braless in a Big Sweater!
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Emily Ratajkowski Does Vogue!
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Taylor Swift hosts family of girl who died before…
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Best Christmas Lights EVER
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Selena Gomez Stuns in Paris: Black Dress Elegance and Dazzling Smile
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How butter is made on a massive scale in factories
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Kylie Jenner Takes the Cover of Interview Magazine!
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Gracie Hunt in Red for the Game!
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Kara Del Toro’s Crop Top Moment!
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31 Convincing Paranormal Photos That Make Us Think Ghosts Are Real
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Transparent engine shows how the engine works
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Luxury Surf Retreat with Surfer Anastasia Ashley at the W Hotel in Punta de Mita Mexico!
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Taylor Swift Reacts to Kelce Breaking Records!
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Natalie Portman Wet and Wild for Dior!
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Tom Brady Enjoyed Thanksgiving In The Sun!
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Cat has a funny reaction to a cake that looks just like it
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50+ Gorgeous Rear Angle Photos
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5 of the biggest firework shells in the world
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Very intense chases from WCT5 UK
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32 Hot Women Posing With Hand-Covered Tops
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Suki Waterhouse – Out somewhere after being knocked up by Robert Pattinson
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Rihanna – Dinner at the Four Seasons in New York
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Beyonce – Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce premiere in Beverly Hills
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Emma Watson – We Dare to Dream premiere in London
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Creepin in the Cemetery
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Busty Blonde Samadhi Amour Getting Nude
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Rita Ora Nude for Lui Magazine
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AMATEUR MEAT: ANNA LISA WAGNER
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Cuck’s Wife Gets Demolished
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A new look at a nudity classic – Full Body Massage (1995)
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THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
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WRONG HOLEZ: 2023
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On her Side Dildo Fuck
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Thick Latina Walks the Bikini Runway!
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Sydney Sweeney in a Green Swimsuit!
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Busty Romanian model in more nudes and sex videos
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2023

27

Nov

Lili Reinhart Bathes of the Day

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This is Fat Betty from the weird Archie spin-off series that made no sense to me because I don’t think it was actually thought through, since it didn’t really need to be thought through, no one pays attention to storylines or writing, they’re on their phones so make it look moody and good background noise…ADHD.

She’s in the bathtub showing off her feet for the foot fetishists, or the fat girl turned actress, or the Betty fetishists out there and I’d argue that this is one of the least hot bathtub series I’ve seen.

Sure the clawfoot tub is great, nice color and the actress even matches it, but the whole not seeing her big tits when her big tits are all I’d want to see on a Fat Betty is offensive….like put the feet back in the tub and pull those tits over the fucking sides of the tub, to see if the giant feeder nips match the fleshy shade of the tub, you know, make a game out of it….

Instead, we get this turd in the tub…CODE BROWN.

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2023

27

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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If you live in Canada, here are your tax dollars hard at worked. Unionized workers who you can’t fire, but who whine about how little they make, despite making shit tons of money, only to work on their exclusive nude content for their online social media hustle, while on the clock, because they are unionized and can’t be fired….

Even if they could be fired, you know they’d call some sort of SEX SHAMING discrimination that would scare the employer into not firing them….so we can only hope when we head to get our asshole cancer checked, or to visit our dying obese wife, we’ll be in place where the trash of the world that fill these jobs are fucking in front of us to keep the whole dying and suffering process a little more disgusting….and entertaining.

Here are those nurses being their best nurse fetish, when really just scamming off the teet of the system we all pay into!

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2023

27

Nov

Caroline Vreeland Pregnancy Fetish Nudes of the Day

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Oh buddy.

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2023

27

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs are apparently sex objects too, since they have vaginas.

I am unfortunately at the age where MILFS are a lot younger than me, so much younger that it is almost perverted to think of them in sexual ways, and not even because they’ve had sex to completion and their cunts have ejected at least one baby….

That doesn’t mean that I think all MILFs are hot by default, it just makes me feel like I’m lying to you when I pretend to hate on their blown out mom pussies, or their 40 year old bodies….because I know as much as you know that I’d fuck anything that is not 100 and even if it was 100…I’d probably fuck that too.

So hate on MILFs, or fall in love with MILFs, it’s the holiday season, a time for moms and families to spend time together, or a time for perverts with nothing to fantasize about having families if life worked out better, and the key to that is THIS…

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