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2023

27

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley in a Black Bikini of the Day

I don’t trust Liz Hurley. I am very suspicious of any 60 year old posing by the pool like this. I have seen her in movies and her strategic BOTOX makes me think that she actually looks a lot like this, but I also know better than to trust anything I see on the internet because you can pretty much fake anything you want…..from the mid 90s where you’d pretend to be a hot chick to troll some nerds on an IRC chat, to the whole using AI or AR Filters to make yourself into a hot chick on social media because they are the ones who make money on the internet, even in this sexist gender pay gap world….there’s photoshop, old content repurposed, so many different ways to make a 60 year old look hot in a bikini and I don’t know which one Liz Hurley uses, probably a bit of all of them, because she looks hot in a bikini despite being adult diaper aged….not thong suit aged….

WEIRD.

Here she is in a red bikini:

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2023

27

Nov

Donna D’Errico Still Has an OnlyFans of the Day

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I don’t remember watching Baywatch in the 90s, I was probably too busy trying to fuck girls that were inspired by Baywatch at the full service strip club to waste my Saturday night on that bullshit. I am sure I saw a few episodes and I am sure I bought into the fake tit Pam Anderson hype that created a lot of copycats, but it definitely didn’t shape me as a person and even at the time, I wasn’t blown away with it or thought it to be anything iconic….I was a Baywatch hater….sure show me tits in a red swimsuit but that’s just foreplay, I need the sex tapes to really drive the point home…

So I didn’t give a fuck about Donna D’Errico, even though I think Donna D’Errico also had a sex tape, I’d have to googlie it because like I said, this era of woman didn’t really do much for me, that whole rocker wife with the bleached hair and bolt on tits…

I sure as fuck don’t give a fuck about D’Errico now that she’s in her 60s trying to game us with photoshop skills needed to sell nudes to the dudes who are still holding onto the dream, but I do think the whole thing is kind of interesting….that someone of her age would exploit herself all these years later, like she didn’t have 40 years to do this prior to today….since “better late than never” doesn’t actually apply to NUDES.

These aren’t her nudes, these are her promoting her nudes, I don’t think I’d be into the actual nudes, but I am sure you can google them if you are into the actual nudes.

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2023

27

Nov

Revisiting Leni Klum Grabbing her Tits of the Day

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Leni Klum was on TV a while ago, it went viral because she chose an insane outfit to wear with tits like the tits she’s got, or acquired in her life as a rich kid who has access to fake tits….

I think her tits are real, but you can never assume a big tit on a rich kid with a mother who made her career by being hot is not a fake tit, because the mother would likely insist on having a hot daughter with big tits to carry the family torch like she uses these tits competitively and won the Olympic Gold with the tits.

It’s an OLD GIF, but it’s going viral again, which means it’s the best GIF, and that’s all that really matters when you’re a pervert like me, into the hot busty daughter of an old weathered legacy set of tits from the 90s…keeping that legacy alive…

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2023

27

Nov

Rio Lilly the Jungle Girl of the Day

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Rio Lilly seems to be a babe who works at the Myrtle Beach Safari and produces sexy content with her wild animals she has access to.

She’s going viral for being a hotter than Steve Irwin, which isn’t saying much because she’s not dead and rotting in a grave with a stingray stinger through her chest…plus she’s got a vagina.

She posts sexy content with the Myrtle Beach Safari animals, which include big cats, chimps, elephants and more animals ripped out of their natural habitats and forced into captivity for the pleasure of humans everywhere, or at least in Myrtle Beach looking for something to do….becasue sexy content is how you get noticed.

The Myrtle Beach Safari is the “safari” owned by Doc Antle, who was in Tiger King and who was recently banned from dealing exotic animals, but his staff or daughter or wife is alright…..

She is not running an only fans, but instead, just does more traditional circus babe stuff and I appreciate because it’s something a little different, plus, I like animals…

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2023

27

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am not sure what came first, the lactation or the lactation fetish, but I am going to assume it’s the lactation because without lactation early man would have died off a lot more aggressively in the wild….

Did it take culture, civilization, technological development like invention of the wheel, or homes, or the CONDO COMPLEX that offered us comfort….laziness and time to dwell on whether we’d be into jerking off to lactation…..maybe it was just the internet….

We all know that early man, HOMO SAPIEN was SAPIEN on them MILK filled titties the first time a milky tit was pulled out…because we are perverts…

Here’s some MILKY tit to get you into the HOLIDAY spirit because it’s the gift that tits provide.

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2023

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston shares touching text from Matthew…
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Alexis Ren the Vamp!
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Janelle Monae Stuns with Mesmerizing Cleavage at the 2023 Soul Train Awards
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Christian McCaffrey Shows Off Battle Wounds after Last Night’s Win!
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Sophie Turner in a Swimsuit While Filming Joan!
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Gwyneth Paltrow Did Not Cook for Thanksgiving!
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Man asks millionaires if he can cook dinner for them in their homes
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Absolutely hilarious instant regret funny compilation
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Farrah Abraham’s Scandalous Beach Affair: Boobs, Big Ass, and the Skimpiest Bikini!
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Sahara Ray is Giving Off Dexter Vibes in New Revealing Shoot!
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60+ Exquisite Ladies Showcasing Graceful Dress Styles
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SPYCAM PERVERTS
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THE NUDES OF VASILI TIJOMIROV
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Rita Ora Nipple Slips at Forces For Change Party!
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Big Tits Playboy Babe Solomia Maievska
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An Apple a Day!
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Amateur slut knows how to handle a cock with her mouth
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They Got Her Again
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Why Was This Filmed?
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2023

25

Nov

Show-Off Saturday of the Day

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“It’s the weekend so flash your tits or get flashed or get the fuck outside”

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2023

24

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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How dare I forget to post the On/Off on Friday….

I wasn’t too deep in the Black Friday chaos, I don’t even know if people go and wrestle in stores over toasters in stores anymore, or if that’s just all artifacts of the past in these modern computer shopping times….

So I don’t have an excuse for not posting the On/Off on Friday…knowing it’s the only fetish gallery that matters, becaue we all want to see the naked version of most chicks, maybe even family members during this holiday season because we are men, have testicles, even if they are small ones and being toxic perverts is just in our DNA….literally…we can’t do anything about it so maybe Toxic Masculinity needs to be rebranded as “Masculinity”…

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2023

24

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You may be dealing with a hangover from Thanksgiving festivities. Maybe you are having a minor heart attack brewing from too much food. It’s possible that you are exhausted from chronically masturbating all night thinking of your cousin’s low cut shirt, I don’t know you….but I do know that no matter what you’re feeling today, you can appreciate a traditional lingerie staple, one that captures women like the wild animals in the sea that they are…all squeezing through the grip of the fishnets like a fat girl exploding through a pair of leggings…and that’s why I compiled these girls in fishnets for you.

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2023

24

Nov

Lookin’ Up Sofia Vergara’s Skirt of the Day

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I don’t really encourage looking up a 50 year old lady’s skirt, unless there’s really nothing else going on, or she’s just a slutty 50 year old who is making a spectacle of herself and it’d be rude to not stare, because she’ll start to realize that she’s lost her edge, lost her hotness and lost her appeal and without that purpose or meaning in her life, she’d likely kill herself…

You see, not looking at a whore or commenting “BOBS AND VAGIN” on a whore’s instagram is the equivalent of fat shaming a fat kid or releasing nudes of some young girls who ends up killing herself….it’s CYBER BULLYING and we can’t have that.

Now Sofia Vergara, the COLOMBIAN who snuck to Miami on a COCAINE shipment, at least that’s what I assume her origin story is. I mean, she’d have to be a cocaine mule to the rich and famous in order to get those tits eventually on TV…leverage….even the tits themselves could have very likely been the vessel for the smuggling, you know fuck silicone, these tits are COLOMBIAN GOLD..

She’s got a skirt on, you can’t look up it, no matter how many angles you position your screen….and that’s too bad…

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