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2018

01

Mar

Selena Gomez in Leggings of the Day

Selena Gomez may be the most followed girl on instagram thanks to lies in the instagram algorithm…because she’s friends with Zuckerberg, they hang out, they homies, go to the source of evil to perpetuate your own evil…and dude has the power to really make anything he want popular, news, fact, he has the power to rewrite history and it is terrifying….because I know there’s no way Selena Gomez is that interesting, or that people would seek her out on social media to the level they have, I know it’s manipulated bullshit, which is pretty much what Selena Gomez’s entire career is…just a fucking Disney Kid lie….manipulating media…to get paid…

Just look at this ass in real tight supportive leggings…like compression socks on an old lady…these shits are military grade…just trying to keep her together to perpetuate her lie that she’s hot, or worth lookin’ at or giving money to…for her song, acting, or whatever else she does that separates her from being an influencer like a kardashian, which is pretty much what she is….garbage…overpaid, overpriced, garbage. Tugging at our hearts for her terminal disease or organ transplant – garbage. Sex offending Bieber when he was underage to mooch his celebrity at the time to attach herself to it – garbage. Taylor Swift groupie-ing Garbage….

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2018

01

Mar

Beyonce Knowles Titties of the Day

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I find Beyonce such bullshit. Everything she does is bullshit. Her whole celebrity is built on bullshit. People buy into her because they are bullshit. It’s just a viral, lots of money pumped into, piled of bullshit, that the everyday people, the masses, the mainstream just think is great music, great persona, great contribution to society for whatever reason, probably because they believe the bullshit they see as not being bullshit…I mean it is a culture of people eating processed food and other bullshit disguised as quality….

But her titties are not bullshit, I mean they could be bullshit, but her showing them off is the only legit thing she’s done.

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2018

01

Mar

Madison Beer Captioned this “LOLITA” of the Day

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It’s safe to say Madison Beer has been raised right, just 5 days away from 19 and already well aware of her position in the world, the kinds of fans she’s attracting, the way she wants to present herself….

Her mom, the person behind her childhood slutty YOUTUBE feed created this, she said “USE THE TITS GIRL”…USE THE TITS…and like a 1920s child running from the depression to make a better life for himself after WWI….she said “Yes momma, I will, I will use all you taught me to live my best life”…only instead of depression / dust bowl era farm boys, her mom is likely the one taking these pics and living next door off the fortune they scammed whoring…

GOOD JOB…since fame is all that is of value in the USA these days…

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2018

01

Mar

Jana Kruger & Lola McDonnell Titties of the Day

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Here are a couple of girls with rockin’ bodies, showing them tits, rocking some hipster 70s style, al California in the desert like all these instagram girls are doing….half naked cuz it’s empowering and great clickbait while a perv photographer gets to take pics of a couple willing babes eager to be featured on his feed…

WHich is why all photographers producing this nudity shit should be women, boycot the pervert creepy old dudes manipulating the 20 year olds into nudity…

Their names are Jana Kruger & Lola McDonnell and they aren’t famous yet, but they trying.

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2018

01

Mar

Ariana Grande is a Pantsless Troll of the Day

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Ariana Grande is a survivor…a survivor from a bombing who should have taken the highter road and sacrificed herself for being the cause of all the deaths, something I am sure her immediate family and friends are pretty annoying hearing about, the PTSD is worst when you’re an annoying, entitled, rich whiner…who needs to take a hard look at herself and realize that if it wasn’t for her, all those people would be alive….it is 100 percent her fault…..

Sure she wasn’t security, she wasn’t the bomber making the bombs, but those people congregated to see her, hopefully from tickets they won on a radio contest and not because she’s actually famous….

But it was ALL because of her….Here she is pantsless, likely still milking her TRAGEDY….that I have no real sympathy for…but then again, maybe she’s put all the survivor families on her payroll, and has done some real things behind the scenes to deal with her….but remember this is the girl who said she hated AMerica, that Americans are fat and disgusting, as licking a donut in a donut shop…she’s trash.

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2018

01

Mar

Ariel Winter Cameltoe of the Day

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It would only make sense that with a body like Ariel Winter, all of her would be hungry at all times, including her vagina, that like her likes snacking, but unlike her only gets to chew on her pants, thanks to them being a few sizes too small because she’s a tank who doesn’t realize she’s a tank…so she squeezes into the size Medium instead of XXL…

I think it’s scientific fact that fat pussy have more cameltoe than skinny pussy – but I can’t prove that fact…it’s all observational really, but could use some funding to get to the bottom of this MYSTERY…

Cameltoe aside, Ariel Winter is a monster.

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2018

01

Mar

Demi Lovato is on Tour of the Day

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Demi Lovato is in concert, because she has overcome her Bi-Polar Disorder that I like to think was a bullshit diagnosis from her team to justify her being an entitled, spoiled, annoying rich as fuck, exploited by her parents, public figure who sells out arenas, multi millionaire cunt…

It is nice to have a label for you terrible unappreciative behavior…or an excuse…especially when you have a team of marketing people spinning shit for you, even though the only thing that should be spinning is those damn thighs she’s liberally showing off…they are HUGE…and terrifying.

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2018

01

Mar

Kate Upton Fat in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton, the activist who has a personal vendetta against GUESS? because the founder/creater/pervert behind the brand grabbed at her big tits, the only THING anyone cares about when it comes to Kate Upton, back when she was just starting out her scam to high pay days…because she feels violated, that it’s wrong, as most women who are the life support system for huge tits feel when they are reduced to just their tits…

The reason she’s mad is because Guess? did a fake PR move saying they are doing an internal investigation of the pervert owner who has always been a pervert who uses his money and brand to get pussy who want to be a Guess? Girl…which I guess takes away her coming forward….

I think it’s great to call out the perverts because EVERYONE is a fucking pervert and all these rich execs in tech, fashion, art, entertainment, ADVERTISING are the fucking worst…

The funniest thing is that the people in PORNO that I’ve met are more decent with the girls who are actual sexualized whores, where as the mainstream, that acts so elitist and above porn are the fucking dirt bags…

I’ve been doing the site forever, and I’ve been rejected ads from people like Grand Theft Auto for being too hardcore, a game where you actually beat hookers…told me I was too hardcore…not to mention, any money people from big agencies, are all fucking power tripping perverts, that’s why they do what they do…

POINT being….Here she is in a BIKINI….with her big fucking tits…doing TITTY things…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2018

01

Mar

The Ashley Graham Twerk Video of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say…there’s not enough fat shaming going on in this video….or really in the world…allowing for this video to exist…because the last thing Sports Illustrated Swim should be posting is a fat black dude fetish video of a fat older chick who scammed the world…twerking….

We live in w world where a fat chick thinks it’s ok to TWERK on the mainstream level in a sports magazine, even if TWERKING seems like a dated dance, because she’s a dated girl..

Sure fat chicks TWERKING in porn for perverts to jerk off to is acceptable behavior…it’s a fetish, I get that, I respect that, but I don’t appreciate the mainstream taking it in as appropriate…it’s trashy, sleazy, not funny or cute and should be reported and deleted…save it for the pornos.

Porn making it into the mainstream has terrible consequences…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2018

01

Mar