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2018

28

Feb

That Dude Lea Michelle’s Ass of the Day

Lea Michelle posted up this leotard / ass pic / in an outfit that I assume she’s trying on for her Oscar weekend Oscar party for the Oscars…not because she’s an Oscar contender, or will be at the Oscars, but it could happen one day….I mean look at all she’s accomplished so far…starting out a little Jewish boy, to becoming a famous actress from GLEE….that dudes who think she’s a girl, have jerked off to…

She’s recently got a boyfriend, so she’s getting fucked, and I guess feeling hot about herself, and like all girls who start getting fucked, she’s sexualized, she’s horny, and she loves giving her as to her fans in subtle ways because obviously she thinks it looks hot…otherwise this ass pic would have never happened….so support her in supporting herself…because a horny girl, even if she’s a dude to start, is a girl more interesting to follow on social media.

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2018

28

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Olympic Cleavage of the Day

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The biggest disappointment from the Olympics was the overhyped Lindsey Vonn, not winning her Gold medal, despite being this Hollywood, glitz and glam, Tiger Woods fucking “athlete” who forgets she’s an athlete, because she’s more into wearing tight slutty dresses…..

The whole going to the Olympics thing was clearly to maintain another four years of sponsors, if she medaled, people will ride that and throw sponsor money at her, as she tries to figure out how to become a social media influencer, or movie star…that will work because America likes familiar faces and making the rich richer….

What I learned during these Olympics was that Lindsey Vonn’s face and body is pretty manly…and that she’s really not hot…but an American Hero to some, mainly the people marketing her…and here she is being “FANCY”

Her ass at the olympics

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2018

28

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Gastric Bypass Tits of the Day

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The rumor is that Fat Mariah got some Gastric Bypass after her billionaire boyfriend and her split up before their publicity stunt wedding….something I think she even released a reality show about…. because I guess girl had more life to bring the world..through terribe song and dance….and Christmas Carols…

But she was able to keep the tits we can assume old man Tommy Matolla appreciated when she was 19 and her abducted her, giving her the life she deserved, by making her a huge fucking star, all rich as fuck so that he didn’t have to pay as much alimony after the divorce…

These rich people are crazy, but she’s lookin’ good, but in my defence, I am blinded by tits.

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2018

28

Feb

Paris Hilton Topless for Old Times of the Day

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Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media…

Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to insult her on her social media feed, I don’t even know if I ever liked one of her comments, but then again my “relationship” with Paris Hilton started long before 2013 social media / instagram hustle….we were 9 years deep at that point….where I had been talking shit on her back when websites mattered and people googled themselves…

I posted all her nudes, whenever they happened, I was first on so many of her leaked pics, the Paris Hilton phone hack that gave me Lindsay Lohan’s number…it was a different era…and I guess this old timer remembered those good times…I mean why else would she block me….so cold, so heartless, so mean…so hurtful….it’s like I didn’t mooch off her to get clicks to my site with her sex tape and other whoring…that I guess is still whoring in whatever this EASTER fetish shoot is…

I’m still a fan.

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2018

28

Feb

Zoe Kravitz See Through Shirt of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents, making her some accessible Black Panthher….

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

But she’s just a rich kid, the media or anyone who works with her just love celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who she is fucking, like they are celebrities of their own…but instead are just the worst kind of mooch….

But then again, her dad was a mooch too, his parents were rich and famous, before he was dating models and pulling his dick out on stage while singing annoying music…so I guess the cycle just continues….

While her mom was the skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less ‘ludes…

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2018

28

Feb

Ana Braga Wants Your Attention of the Day

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I like to think that Ana Braga’s biggest claim to fame was doing snapchat takeovers back when I put effort into growing my social media thinking it would help me get paid…not that Ana Braga had that engaged of an audience…but because I would rather promote and work with a 50 year old Brazilian sex worker in Vegas with a rocking body, who has seen some shit in her quest to getting to this level of “celebrity”…which is really just knowing the old timer paparazzi and staging ridiculous stunts of the paparazzi…giving them the feeling of relevance when the pics get published…I find it way more fascinating than all the insta THOTS THOTTING around…

This Ana Braga was in the Phoebe Price circle, along with a few other weirdos who do the same paparazzi hustle, and they are the only thing that are pure or real in Hollywood to me…seriously…whatever this is…it is wonderful…

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2018

28

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Titties in a Red Dress of the Day

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Bella Thorne brought out some titty in a red dress because Bella Thorne has titties…I am not sure if her titties are real, people say they aren’t but whether they are or not, they have been a good marketing tool, and if anything it’s nice to see that tits, fake or real are a good marketing tool…it’s nice to know that even with this MeToo movement and feminists and fat girls getting loud about being people too…which I am not sure if they genetically are….a set of tits can still be used as a marketing too…and in a lot of ways…I hope her tits are fake because it will mean that girls still think they need big tits to prosper and are getting tits to make their dreams come true…like the 90s….because you can change the conversation about tits, and women rights, but ultimately, we are still primates and love tits.

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2018

28

Feb

Miley Cyrus Tits for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Here’s our girl Miley Cyrus, and by our girl, I mean America’s girl Miley Cyrus, even though I am not American, I can still reference her as all that is America, because I believe her lie that she’s from the heartland, or the south, and really represents what America is about, like all country music acts….

When really, she’s just a pop star, shameless Disney trained attention seeker, who basically sprawled her vagina out as often as she could be be as controversial in her quest of exploring sexuality to sell product…

Which is the real American dream, or best represents America, if you look at anything American, despite the Christian mask of the country, it’s where every one is a dirty sexed up whore for money, and can still spin being a good Christian…

In Miley’s case, she just talks about her country roots, and not her daughter of new money Billy Ray, raised in Cali, working for Disney, living in mansion, being rich as fuck….so fucking country….but people buy in….

While I stare at her legs mad there’s no vagina lips like there used to be…

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2018

28

Feb

Maitland Ward Made 30k of the Day

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The other day I was laughing about how disgusting Maitland Ward looks, and how ridiculous her whole instagram / social media tactics are, while knowing from my STATS that she’s the most popular person I post, so popular I’ve tried to recruit her into doing sex tapes that I broker, because I truly believe her fans will pay….

I guess I was right, because she put up her PATREON link, something I should do, or would do if I was a chick who got half naked seducing my male fans with my sloppy old lady tits, and as expected she made 30k….a number I am sure she’s shocked about, and that she will continue to work hard to get…I mean 30k is legit money for someone who just posts a pic, not even a well shot pic, in her underwear…I’d be doing it all fucking day.

So 1800 people gave her 30,000 dollars….maybe my dreams of the sex tape with her are over….sex tapes not starring me…because sex tapes are so impersonal…while tipping a chick feels real for the desperate men she’s found…and I gotta give her props…30k is a new car, rent, some new lingerie, food…it’s legit money…good job for someone who found her niche.

I like to think I helped make it happen, in all my support I’ve given her by questioning what the fuck she is…I mean just 2 years ago – she was offering to let dudes fuck her up the ass!

Let this inspire other girls with a dream, because apparently if you believe in yourself, no matter how many people point and laugh, it will work out for you…it happened for Rita Ora…and now it’s happened for Maitland Ward…it’s a valuable lesson…dreams do come true…

I am going to start charging her for promoting her.

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2018

28

Feb

Niykee Heaton’s Doing Good Things of the DAy

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Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass…

I stopped paying attention to her, because it got boring seeing her show off that thick ass – trying to get recognition in the hip hop world…remember she had a record deal (with Justin Timberlake I think)….

Since then, she’s jacked up her face hard, and her getting naked for views involves NIPPLES IN MES TOPS ON INSTAGRAM…cuz she’s more than just an ass, she’s also tits with a playdoh looking face….and remember an artist with a record deal…

Who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I love it!!

I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…

I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…

I know I have begged for nudes when it wasn’t a thing and now I don’t even want to see the nudes, because it’s a fucking thing…a think they post on social media…

Dreams Came Fucking True…but it’s just funny…because they are more annoying about their FEMINISM…while reducing them more to being the sex objects they pretend they aren’t…empowering…SURE IT IS…

Super weird looking though….

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