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2018

06

Feb

Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Bethenny Frankel has been a very rich reality star for a very long time…but she’s also been a fucking zombie who likes to get into a bikini to show off her fake tits as these women do…I mean why else buy yourself a set of tits…right…RIGHT….

The funniest thing about her, is that her entire existence is based on a series of bikini paparazzi pics, that’s all I’ve seen her do the last few years since her Housewives shit ended.

She has one of those hard looking faces that you just can’t quite figure out how she ended up on TV, but who cares about an old lady’s hard face, when she’s got a skinny body , and really she made her money off producing a product line of SKINNY GIRL booze, for the skinny girls to get drunk, the way you like them…so it’s nice to see her keeping it up…

It means she’s passionate about SKINNY, no room for the fat….so for that we celebrate a leader in SKINNY…even if she looks like a ZOMBIE…

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2018

06

Feb

Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day

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Hailey Clauson, Lily Aldridge, Jessica Hart, Carolyn Murphy, Jourdan Dunn, Eniko Mihalik, Elsa Hosk, Natasha Poly, Toni Garrn, Josephine Skriver, Barbara Palvin, Isabeli Fontana, Hannah Ferguson – all got together for what I assume is a Sports Illustrated campaign for a bikini company, and all got into their bikinis, to do bikini modeling, in a world where everyone at least on social media seem to be in bikinis at all time, and everyone seem to be bikini models in their own right, so that we don’t need these overpaid peopled doing these overpaid shoots….because you can capture it on the iphone…

Which I guess is why Solid and Stripes was able to afford all these models – private plane to the beaches – because all these motherfucking instagram girls are eating up their bikinis all day…I mean this is a lot of fucking expensive pussy whether we think they deserve to be paid or not – getting paid….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Bikini Photoshoot|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Stella Hudgens Nipples in a Hip Shoot of the Day

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I love the BOOTLEG SISTER…you know the sister of a barely famous chick, I mean assuming Vanessa Hudgens is considered barely famous, she did High School Musical and was hugely famous at the time, probably better known to you perverts as the High School Musical chick who leaked some nude selfies, showing the world her hairy vagina….

But the real interesting person in the family, as in most families, is the one who has to try harder to get noticed, or who is smart enough to coast or ride the wave the sister created, since being actually famous is a pain in the ass, but having full access to it like you were famous, is better….for most…who don’t have egos and like being left the fuck alone….

So here’s Stella Hudgen’s posting up what look like nipple in a see through shirt to me. Her tits bigger than her sister. She’ll always have that…I mean unless her sister gets bolt on tits as they sometimes do…but for now…let Stella SHINE and BASQUE in the glory of the Desert Sun.

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2018

06

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Fashion Campaign to Celebrate Kylie Multiplying of the DAy

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I don’t really like endorsing or talking about the Kardashians or the Jenners – unless it’s to release one of their sex tapes, mainly Caitlin Jenner’s sex tape, because I am curious how that new pussy / chopped off dick works, but not really, since I’ve seen weird tranny genitals in porno before and it fucking terrifies me – I mean I know all sex workers have serious mental disorders – but Trannies are on another level – and before the world pandered to them – accepting them as women – they were just weird freaks that weird people jerked off to….

THAT SAID, Kylie had a baby with a rapper who probably has 8 other babies around the country and 8 other pregnant women who look like Kylie…she released a video tribute to her kid, that I unfortunately saw as soon as it was posted by accident and hated…but that I am sure has gone viral…and I figure that we should give Kendall some attention, because you know how these rich cunts operate, they all hate each other are jealous of each other, and I figure since this one still looks like a human, while being athletic and thin, even if overhyped promo model / avon lady, lets look at her ass in some fancy overpriced clothing she’s promoting because why not…right…WHY NOT…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Naked Lady at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

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Asian Cucumber Game

Guy Loses Stovetop Challenge

Worker’s Hair Catches on Fire

Man Accused of Being a Witch Gets Beaten

Psycho Car Jacking Suspect Beats Ladies in a Salon

Naked Guy on a Saturday morning

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nicest thing about having an obese wife, is when she doesn’t shower because it is too much effort, and she’s 4-6 days in, and that smell of her sweat and diabetes and impending death…coupled her shit because she can’t wipe properly….and her vagina that I try to forget is there starts rotting….

Is realizing how good you are at failing.

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Dead Celeb of the Day
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A Florida Man Tried to Kidnap Lana Del Ray
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Nail Salon Turned WWE
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Inexperienced 4X4 Driver
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Jessica Alba – Bikini THrowback
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Creepy Ad for a New Netflix Show
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Russian River Crossing
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2018

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it interesting that every time a girl I’ve been connected to online – for whatever reasons – decides to become a sex worker, sugar baby or cam girl – she hits me up for advice – sending in nude pics, asking me the best way to scam people out of money so that she doesn’t need to work – living that sugar baby life….

Not only is it using me, it’s unsolicited…and if the tables were turned and I was sending them questions about how to manipulate women into giving me money while sending them dick pics…

It’d be a #metoo moment that wouldn’t go viral on the media because no one cares about me…

I’ve actually tried getting girls to go to the press pretending I am a sexual assaulter for the press.

BUT NO ONE cares about me or whether I am a sexual assaulter or not…

In an era where everyone cares about everyone being a sexual assaulter…

It’s like I don’t even exist..

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Jennifer Lawrence is an Entitled Cunt
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Transgender Gisele
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Jim Carey Didn’t Kill his Ex who Killed herself
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Eagles Players Skipping White House Visit Because they Hate America
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Short Circuit of the Day
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Victoria Beckham NIPPLES
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Topless PIG Eating ICe Cream
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Learn TO secure Your Load
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Taylor Hill Worth a Fuck at some NFL shit
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Over Rated as Fuck Margot Robbie Got Some Cleavage
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Tom Brady’s Wife and Ex Celebrate the Eagles
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Dude Chugs 50 Raw Eggs
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Kangaroo VS Cyclist
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Jessica Chastain Edited Out of a Movie
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Natalie Portman’s Rap Again
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Selena Gomez Slutty in LA
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Corey Feldman Cleared in Sexual Battery Charges
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TIMBALAND HAS A SQUATTER IN HIS HOUSE
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Motorbike VS Smoker
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Failed SNOW DIVE
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Outfit
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Big Girl Brooke Hogan – Wet and On All Fours
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CHarlotte McKinney Tit Hanging Out in Leather Pants
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Jennifer Lawrence Smoking Weed of the Day
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Micaela Schafer – Naked with the Heart Nipples
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Bad Place to Learn How to Skate
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Girl in her Underwear of the Day
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Slutty Roommates
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Monster Tits of the Day
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“Drunk Teens”
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Sex Machine Squirt…
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Hot Chick Naked Squat
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Hot Chick Posing with a Light
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Rosa Takes Off Bathing Suit
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Sling Shotting Ass
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Girl Spreading Her Ass
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2018

05

Feb

Farrah Abraham for the Win of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has just dominated the attention seeking fame whores who call the paparazzi to take pics of them doing nonsense publicity stunts that don’t matter – like shopping or other things no one would ever follow them do…because she’s Farrah Abraham and no longer on MTV, a sex worker / porn star…

She went out in lingerie, which has been done before, sheer lingerie, no panties, pussy out….brilliant, masterful, my work here is done….it’s that good.

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2018

05

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Smoking Weed in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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In what is only interesting because the girl in the pictures is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, in what I would call totally underserving, because she plays the same fucking person all the time, and is likely just a pawn of the agents and producers to package someone as a star to get a high price tag on her, making everyone rich…

Jennifer Lawrence, the really not that hot star, was out smoking weed…..in a time where weed is legal in most places, at least in California, and will be legal in Canada…who really gives a fuck, it’s a fucking plant for fucks sake, yet all these pharma companies are basically poisoning the world, so fucking stupid really…

It’s a nice reminder of those nudes that were leaked of her…great tits…But also of an era where celebs, who are all medicated weirdos, would never be seen out smoking a joint for fear of it ruining their career, it was the devils serum or some shit…while now, no one gives a fuck about seeing a celeb do what they do….they are too busy taking selfies…

Good fuck me boots though…are they still called fuck me boots? The world moves too fast for me to keep up.

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HERE SHE IS ON THE PLANE BEING ANNOYING – ROOTING FOR THE EAGLES – SIT DOWN NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE JEN LAWRENCE>

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Nicole Richie Mom Booty in Shorts of the Day

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Remember Nicole Richie? She was the Hailey Baldwin of her generation. The barely interesting personality who mooched off of her friend Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, and brought some humor that comes to a woman who was adopted, rich and always trying to get approval of her parents because they aren’t actually her parents….

She didn’t go onto fuck on camera like Kim Kardashian did, one of their other rich kid from the same circle friend, instead she created a series of successful clothing brands…and made money on top of the money she already had from being adopted by Lionel Richie…

But she did fuck Good Chalotte Sister and have kids with him and is still with him….and she did get her stomach stapled and is still skinny enough to walk around with her mom ass hanging out of her shorts, despite being 40..

This is for old times, even though Nicole Richie was never one anyone jerked off to, she just was around the people people jerk off to and that reason alone is why she exists…

My only Nicole Richie story I have is many years ago, I was mistaken for a friend of DJ AM at some local party, back when she was dating him, and I was forced to be carted around with her, I don’t think we said more than 1 word to each other as I got drunk, but I did try to get her to text Lohan, because as we all know…Lohan is everything….

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