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2018

05

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Smoking Weed in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

In what is only interesting because the girl in the pictures is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, in what I would call totally underserving, because she plays the same fucking person all the time, and is likely just a pawn of the agents and producers to package someone as a star to get a high price tag on her, making everyone rich…

Jennifer Lawrence, the really not that hot star, was out smoking weed…..in a time where weed is legal in most places, at least in California, and will be legal in Canada…who really gives a fuck, it’s a fucking plant for fucks sake, yet all these pharma companies are basically poisoning the world, so fucking stupid really…

It’s a nice reminder of those nudes that were leaked of her…great tits…But also of an era where celebs, who are all medicated weirdos, would never be seen out smoking a joint for fear of it ruining their career, it was the devils serum or some shit…while now, no one gives a fuck about seeing a celeb do what they do….they are too busy taking selfies…

Good fuck me boots though…are they still called fuck me boots? The world moves too fast for me to keep up.

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HERE SHE IS ON THE PLANE BEING ANNOYING – ROOTING FOR THE EAGLES – SIT DOWN NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE JEN LAWRENCE>

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2018

05

Feb

Nicole Richie Mom Booty in Shorts of the Day

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Remember Nicole Richie? She was the Hailey Baldwin of her generation. The barely interesting personality who mooched off of her friend Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, and brought some humor that comes to a woman who was adopted, rich and always trying to get approval of her parents because they aren’t actually her parents….

She didn’t go onto fuck on camera like Kim Kardashian did, one of their other rich kid from the same circle friend, instead she created a series of successful clothing brands…and made money on top of the money she already had from being adopted by Lionel Richie…

But she did fuck Good Chalotte Sister and have kids with him and is still with him….and she did get her stomach stapled and is still skinny enough to walk around with her mom ass hanging out of her shorts, despite being 40..

This is for old times, even though Nicole Richie was never one anyone jerked off to, she just was around the people people jerk off to and that reason alone is why she exists…

My only Nicole Richie story I have is many years ago, I was mistaken for a friend of DJ AM at some local party, back when she was dating him, and I was forced to be carted around with her, I don’t think we said more than 1 word to each other as I got drunk, but I did try to get her to text Lohan, because as we all know…Lohan is everything….

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2018

05

Feb

Bella Thorne in Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s panty picture would be more interesting if it was some kind of feminist statement where she either shat herself, or was having a heavy flow on her first day of her period, the older I get, the more disgusting my demands for these girls producing content has become….

I’ve seen it all, often times from the same people, let’s collectively produce some better shit to jerk off to, this cocktease content is too softcore and flimsy, basic I guess…I think as a people, we can put our minds together and get some spread ass pics out there, but then again, I guess she’s not trying to offend every possible job, with all that social media coverage, you don’t want to overdo the asshole pics….even if you’re a drugged up raver…who may or may not be on opiates….child star suicides may not be a thing anymore thanks to social media…because they can never be forgotten anymore…annoying really…I like them when they actually fall off….they are more desperate like that even though she’s pretty desperate.

HERE ARE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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2018

05

Feb

Sarah Hyland and the Bra Top on of the Day

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I think my masochistic side likes to watch Sarah Hyland instagram stories because I fucking hate them so much.

Hearing her talk and tell jokes, normally not in a sports bra, or whatever type of top this is, drives me fucking crazy, and not in a masturbatory way, in a “fuck this bitch is annoying” kind of way…yet I watch the shit at least once a week…

I did watch these ones on mute, because it’s monday and I don’t really need weird faced, genetically fucked up creatures, annoying me more than I already am….but her tits looked good, which she’s obviously well aware of, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn this outfit to her show….

I GUESS SHE FINALLY HIT PUBERTY….

My only real issue is girl’s on TV, she’s got money, she’s got fame, she’s got work, she’s hireable, people seemingly like her despite her being deformed….yet she still feels compelled to host a fucking talk show or radio show through her instagram stories…because I guess she’s just a broken child star looking for friends, attention, feedback, anything…it’s what fuels her thanks to having everything else she’d even need…

It’s just too bad she can’t be less annoying to watch….

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2018

05

Feb

Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year

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Alexis Ren is the Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie of the year, thanks to being internet famous…

She’s the softcore romance novel pornographer / porn star/ model, who produced content for older ladies with shitty office jobs, in shitty town, just middle of the road fat, jaded, Walmart shoppers with a dream of being more than just tanned by the fluorescent tube lighting – but rather that they would get to travel the world …but instead were just sitting there doing data entry but taking breaks to check in on instagram or facebook or youtube to see what the other people are doing, you know other people who are young, in long, rich, hot, fit, traveling to luxurious paradise locations these women only dream of going….

It was some aspirational shit, then girl got bold on tits, and got recruited for SI, legitimizing her as more than just a prop some dude used to give masturabtion material to old ladies in their soiled bathtub in their run down house at night…a place they can have the orgasm their fat husband who watches football all day doesn’t give them…the fantasy.

Making moves, thanks to SI trying to stay young and relevant using young and seemingly relevant half naked girls.

RACY PICS….

More Rookie pics of Alexis Bolt On Ren

Some other SI Rookies

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2018

05

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up of the Day

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Here’s some Super Bowl fame whoring, something that girls who want all the attention in the world, but can only get a limited amount of attention in the world, but that limited attention doesn’t turn them off, it doesn’t make them think maybe they have no chance, instead it gives them fuel needed to keep going, that taste of success to keep going, that is what they want, they don’t need money, they just need likes and their tits get them likes…

So they attach themselves to any event, activity, day to day of the day national day, to get some content up around their tits…

Like these pics of Maitland Ward either sweating again, due to obesity, old age, trying to keep up with the posing, covered in bacon grease cuz she like eating bacon that much, or more interestingly, greased up to relive some rich guy’s fantasy of chasing the greased up pig at the county fair like he used to do as a kid, before getting rich enough to buy time with this one…

FASCINATING…..

Abigail Ratchford, a less disgusting fame whore, but still a titty fame whore, produced her own superbowl content

These girls – so creative…Artists really.

Posted in:Abigail Ratchford|Maitland Ward

2018

05

Feb

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Youtube Rich kid with a record deal – because if they are famous on Youtube – they’ll likely be famous in traditional record deals – whether they are good or bad – or their audience is just a bunch of perverts who watch young girls sing on youtube – get this girl paid onto of what she’s making with her YOUTUBE money….and teach her the ways of doing sleazy shoots and going to trendy spots the paid paparazzi are at..

THIS IS HOW A STAR IS BORN.

IT helps that she’s got big young tits….

Here’s some promo shoot that looks like it’s been soaked in piss – for the gold shower on young girls fetishists….TALKING TO YOU R. KELLY.

Here’s some paparazzi pics cuz girl be working it…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Saggy Ass of the Day

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I wonder what fast food chain Ariel Winter’s asshole smells like….

That’s about all I have to say about that….

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2018

05

Feb

Christina Milian Hard Nipples of the Day

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Christina Milian’s hard mom nipples are really trying hard to be the next Kardashian.

I guess it’s just somehting rich people do, they feel it is necessary to self promote the fuck out of themselves for attention, because they are bored, and I guess think they are hot, or feel that people think they are hot, thanks to all the feedback they get, when really, they are nothing special….and the willingness to show off he tits and hard nipple…which isn’t even that racy, but more racy than the other moms at her kid’s school…and racy for someone pushing 40…and unnecessary considering she’s set for life…

It’s bow down, dip out, sneak out of the limelight, that no one is shining on her, you know everything is either a push/pull sale, either motherfucker pushes it down your throat or you pull it in cuz you want it so bad…and in this girl’s case..it’s all her pushing herself down our throat, cuz no one…LITERALLY no one, not any of the likes on her social media give a fuck about Christina Milian…we only pay attention cuz she’s giving us slutty pics to post…ridiculous.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day

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The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow…

The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb…

We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean.

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