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2017

04

Dec

Samara Weaving Nipple Slip from 2012 of the DAy

Samara Weaving Nipple Slip

Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit…

She was likely on the show neighbors, before moving to America, because Australians are nomadic…and figure if they want to rock out at the top of their scene, as actors, go to base camp, head quarters, whatever….

Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California making it, even that Fat AMy from Pitch Perfect bitch…Australian…oh and Miranda Kerr the billionaire fucker….

I guess cuz Australian girls are the right level of trashy, even when not trashy, who suck dick to get ahead and don’t fucking whine about it.

That said, Samara Weaving has been around for a while, only making a name for herself in AMerica now, and rocking a nipple slip on the beach – because that’s how things happen…

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2017

04

Dec

Katy Perry Doing the Worm in a Skirt of the Day

If you needed a reason to not want to fuck Katy Perry…and I am sure some of you do, because she is seen as being hot in some circles, circles I don’t understand or ever want to be a part of, but circles none the less…in what I guess is some kind of sex cult level master mind manipulation tactics from her team – the Illuminati…and suckers get sucked into the LIE….

This is what she looks like when she’s riding the cock…just an bulky, awkward disaster of a woman, smashing pelvis into floors…

She’s doing the demo in a little plaid skirt, and even that isn’t hot…because Katy Perry isn’t hot..

That’s about all I need to say about that….I’ve said too much…

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2017

04

Dec

Selena Gomez See Through to Tit of the Day

Selena Gomez See Through

Troll with the new Kidney Selena Gomez left the house with no bra on, because she’s a feminist and showing her nipple is empowering, especially after getting a second lease on life, you know it gives her something to fixate on, work towards, a reason to live, show the world what is likely a breast implant tit, because you want them talking about you, like a little hero who beat out nature’s plan for her, thanks to being rich and exploited by her family…to be the little earner that she is….

The Christmas Season is here, and this is a gift to all of us, the worst gift ever, I mean who cares about Selena Gomez tit on the grand scheme of things, but I’m sure people do, she is the most followed person on social media….

I like the 80s Blazer..it’s stylin.

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2017

04

Dec

Woman Driver of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Worker Gets Merked by his Glass Payload

Teacher VS Student Fight

Lion Causes Traffic Jam

Man Steals Earrings Off a Woman

Parking in Canada

Fight of the DAy

Cop VS 12 Year Old

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2017

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I go out to the mall during Christmas Shopping season and realize a few very important things, the first is that girls don’t dress as slutty as they used to, which is too bad, I guess instagram has given them the confidence to wear their pajamas out, you know since their instagram features their butt holes spread…I’ve also realized how obsolete the retail experience is, old ladies working cash registers like it’s the 1960s, when you should just get your shit off Amazon prime, but then I realize that I never bought stocks in Amazon, even though I’ve been doing internet bullshit since 1999 everyday all day, and knew better, then there’s the whole Bitcoin thing, where was I when it was 30 dollars, I was saying “too complicated to figure out, will probably just be a scam like penis enlargement pills”…it’s nice to remember than I am a loser on even more levels than I thought…this holiday time of year…

Sometimes, it takes Christmas to remember how insignificant we all are…

Here are some morning LINKS…

SHOP MY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
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Amazon Prime Driver Poops in Front of House
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Eminem Buying Diamond Cock Rings
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Kate Beckinsale VS MEN
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Trashy Brazilian in the Sheer Outfit
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Kaley Cuoco Gets Married
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Foghorn of the Day
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Mom Tries VR
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Doing the Corgi Spin
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2017

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

You Fucking Coalminer…it’s fucking Christmas…and time to rape every CHRISTMAS party open bar you can, because you can’t make rape jokes, but you can rape inanimate objects, they won’t turn on your 19 years later and get you fired…they’ll just feel good.

Decorate the tree, bake cookies inside some bitch, eat said cookies out of her ass, who fucking cares…dress her up like RUDOLF, fucking red nose her with your pelvis bone…tis the fucking season. Be festive.

Christmas shopping will involve skirts…lots of skirts…so many skirts to look up if you wait at the bottom of the escalator…make it happen…

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Dude Suffers 100 Orgasms a Day
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Katharine McPhee Caught making Out with David Foster
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Kaley Cuoco’s Getting Married Again to Some K-Fed
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J.Lo Getting Coffee Looking Like a Whore
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Paris Hilton and a Suspicious Kangaroo
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Randy Travis DUI Video is on Its Way
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Daisy Ridley and her Huge Teeth Pandering to the Nerds
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Angry Sea Lions
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Blanca Cameltoe

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Ashley James Nipples
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Tap Dancing Cockatiel
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Watch SFW Webcam Clips of the Week
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Dog Welcomes Their Owner Home
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Son with No Arms Spoon Feeds Mom…
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Youtuber’s 9 Million Dollar House – What the Hell
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Bird Caught Red Handed
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Some Whore in a Bikini

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Scarjo and the Dude She’s Fucking Take it More Public…
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Tortoise Chases a Cat
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Base Jumping into Plane
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Chloe Goodman in a Swimsuit…
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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They Call her the Perfect Woman with the Monster Tits
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Monster Load
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Darcie Dolce Has Huge Tits
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THis CGI Porn is Fucking Off
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Atlanta Street Booty Eating
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Girls Doing Coke off Cock
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Beer Bottle in the Ass
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Girl VS Dildo
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2017

01

Dec

DrunkenStepfather’s Holiday Gift Guide of the Day

Christmas is the most wonderful time of year, and I’ve decided to compile another annual Gift Guide because that’s just the kind of guy I am…helping you fucking peasants…find amazing gift ideas for you and yours…whoever that may be…maybe just for you…because I can’t imagine anyone loving your depressing ass enough to invite you to Christmas celebrations…
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If you have been reading the site, you’ll know I fucking love Christmas, I listhanden to Christmas songs all year round, I also let girls sit on my lap all year round and ask them if they’ve been naughty or nice…

So this post…is the post of the year…the most meaningful i’ve got…TAKE IT ALL IN…

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1-DRESS TO UNDRESS WITH TRENDY BUTLER 

Our first gift idea is the gift of style, because anyone who is well dressed, unlike me, presents and packages themselves to the world as someone worth fucking or fucking with. It helps in business, in dating, in everything…and I may be unemployed, I may be a degenerate, I may wear sweatpants three sizes too small…but I know how important looking good is if you want to get what you want out of life…assuming what you want out of life is more than just herpes/booze, or other low level easy to acquire things like me…

This is a solid fucking gift for yourself…


New trendy outfits delivered to your door every month.
But don’t get too attached.
Get 50% off your first month! Enter Code DRESSME50 at checkout.

GET IT!!

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2-TUSHY ASS CLEANER


I have the worst fucking hemorrhoids in the world, some days I can’t even walk, it’s been years of drinking, eating shit, and sitting on the fucking computer as a fat man…so I know the pain that is Toilet Paper…no matter how soft they get those chemical filled things…so I’m a shit and shower kind of guy…but I did used to bang some married chick who had a Bidet, prior to my Hemmies, and I used it and thought, nice an asshole shower…without a whole shower…Brilliant…

I’ve also seen and wanted Japanese Toilet seats forever, but they are unaffordable, so when this product landed in my inbox…it was a no brainer…

I am going to be buying everyone I know at least one of them…it’s the gift that keeps giving…everytime your friends take a shit they’ll be thinking of you….


Stop smearing sh*t around with toilet paper after taking a dump. The TUSHY butt wash will rinse away all those excess dingleberries with a precise stream of fresh water and clean your chocolate starfish, no matter how gnarly the poop. Treat yourself to a TUSHY butt wash. Get one for your bros for Christmas, bless your Great Aunt Miriam with a TUSHY for Hanukkah, and maybe even one for your girlfriend’s house for those massive dumps after holiday feasting. For only $69 and 10 minutes to install, any boring old toilet can be transformed into a pooper’s paradise. Seriously, wiping your ass with TP sucks. Snap a TUSHY on to any toilet and appreciate the magic of having a bidet butt-washing oasis only steps away. Aunt Miriam will thank you.

Stop wiping with toilet paper, start washing with TUSHY

Get yours now – It is Perfect for Christmas
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Masturbator of the Month Club

A monthly package for his package, the gift that keeps coming, that keeps the cumming cumming…because we live in an era where jerking off is normal, there’s so much fucking porn out there and everyone is jerking off 4-5 times a day, when not fucking, because let’s face it, girls don’t like fucking you…and I am sure that applies to everyone you know…

This is not just a gift for your lonely on the holidays self, even your married friends who don’t want to fuck their wife, your dad who doesn’t want to fuck your mom and really any dude who wants to jerk off better with a drawer of jerk off tools, the monthly jerk off tool treat…will appreciate you…so make it happen today.

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4-All Natural T Ras Rolling Co

Roll it up, all natural….because Each wrap is hand selected and inspected to ensure that it has all of the properties for a great roll, with a slow even burn every time. Handmade and all natural which makes each wrap is completely unique. These wraps provide a light airiness to your smoking with minimal to no taste…

Everyone and their grandmother smokes weed, so why not give them the healthy shit to roll it up and smoke it up with..

A great gift, a great stocking stuffer, a great time….

All Smokers who still like to actually smoke like they’re supposed to…will be into this…so get them what they want…see more at @TRASROLLINGCO

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5-Shade Tree Sunglasses

Glasses to better see pussy with….I mean I say that because I am a voyeur and use sunglasses to hide where my eyes are actually staring…the pussy…and these glasses are amazing because they are made of wood for my wood…

It’s a fact that you can’t have enough glasses. Glasses make you look cool. Cool makes people want to fuck you. Think of any icon from any era, rockstar or celeb and they have sunglasses, sometimes they even wear them at night, or indoors…because sunglasses just make fucking sense..

So you should give anyone you like, anyone who needs a little cool in their life, some glasses like this, they’ll appreciate…

Just look at them, they are awesome…

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6-Brooklyn Cloth

Brooklyn you go hard, or in this case soft, with some of the most comfy looking Christmas themed Jammies to rock out the entire holidays, or if you’re like me, your entire life…because I don’t remember the last time I wore pants that didn’t have an elastic waistband. Sure, there was a time where I thought not wearing jeans was really fucking trashy, like a homeless person, but then I outgrew those jeans and said fuck it…I choose comfort…

These guys don’t just do sweat pants, but since sweats are all I wear, that’s where I’d be looking, or what I’d be asking for as a gift…and that’s what I’ll be giving my damn self….

Get Yours Now It’s Perfect for Christmas !
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7-BULLET NECKLACE


Support your 2nd Ammendmant Rights…..

Anyone who is a human knows the beauty that is firearms, except maybe those pussy liberals who have never gone out there with their gun to shoot things, whether in the woods, or the desert, at a target or a clay pigeon…

I don’t hunt, I don’t kill, even if I think some people should be killed, but I know guns are fucking awesome, and bullets are power, so rock that on your neck or give it to your friend…it’s the less hippie approach to the shark tooth or piece sign…

Show off your balls people…

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8- v4 Twenty

Don’t Smoke, Vape.

Weed is going to be legal in Canada in a few months, so get the head start on equipment to get high, because getting high, even when legal will be as fun as it’s always been.

I may not smoke weed, but everyone I know does, and I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t appreciate getting a premium vape product…to smoke like it’s the fucking future…since it is the fucking future…

I am a believer that anyone you get this for…will be happy enough to let you fuck their sister, let’s just hope you don’t gift your brother…figure that math out coal miner.

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9- Vitamin Vape – The Vape with Vitamins

Inhale your Vitamin B…..I am an unhealthy fuck, and I know I would be happy to get a gift of health and good times bundled together, if I smoked that good good…

So give the gift to you or to yourself and take your fucking vitamins to stay alive longer…the right way…while smoking that good good…

Do not fall into the arms of the evil pharma companies who want you sick, dying, to make them money…you are their bottom line…

Get a boost of Vitamin B while doing what you love….Thrive while getting high..

This is the future of those Flintsone chewables…get it.


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10 – TEST NEGATIVE ON DRUG PISS TEST

Get Clean Piss! Or give the gift of Clean Piss, because everyone’s got that brother, cousin, uncle, dad, skeleton in your closet that you don’t want your mom and dad to find out about, that comes from medicating the good good, despite what society wants you to be doing…so trick the fucking system if you can…TRICK IT…with this amazing product…tis the season for drug free piss…on your crackhead self…

Whether you want to help someone get on track, pass that job interview, not get kicked out of school, keep the parole officer happy, we all know someone who can use it…

Prime Stocking Stuff, Make dreams happen…

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Posted in:Gift Guide|SFW|Xmas

2017

01

Dec

Selena Gomez in a Halter Top and Tight Pants of the Day

Selena Gomez in a Halter Top and Tight Pants

Selena Gomez has a busted face, even with the injections, she looks like a weirdly developed clown, maybe it’s the childhood lupus, or maybe child stars don’t always age proper..they expire..but some just keep themselves alive by harvasting organs to keep things going…

I am not into this clown, or her push up bra and potential fake tits….but the world seems into her…because she’s the most followed instagram personality…thanks to tricking Zuckerberg into hooking her up because his Asiatic wife is into her…

I am into her having a drug overdose, or dying naturally, instead of keeping her personal brand going…the way her god, because she is Christian, intended…

This bio-hacking…makes her more entitled than ever….her ego…her going out there and putting herself out there in another cash grab …manipulating the media…garbage.

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2017

01

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld’s See Through Lace Pants Performing of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld's See Through Lace Pants

Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 a while ago…and has officially gone as sexy as she can….which required getting fit, easy cuz her dad is a personal trainer and wearing slutty outfits…

Here she is performing on stage because she’s a pop star now, you know to supplement her acting income, since song and dance is the dream for these idiots…


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2017

01

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Fuck Me Boots

High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens, who I assume has done some other bullshit, but who cares, I mean who even cares about High School musical…

She’s doing some activity with some fuck me boots on, she’s less pudgy than she once once, and looking better than she used to…

But I still prefer when she shows off her tits in leaked sexting pictures, that happened before it was a trend to be naked all day everyday on social media…when it was still exciting…when something like that kind of scandal dropped…..

She was an innovator, that is her legacy, and her bush…that they claim is underage bush…is the magical creature, while Hudgens is just the host body….

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