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Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

Sydney Sweeney in Hammocks with Dogs of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Wears Short Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in a New Location of the Day

2017

Nov

Sara Sampaio in Thailand of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a short, average looking model, who is nice and skinny which is nice to see….

I don’t know how the Portuguese girl scammed her way into Victoria’s Secret, because her first job was working for Victoria’s Secret….a small town Portuguese girl…suddenly in NYC making a million dollars a year…makes no sense…but it happened…

I like to think futuristic billion dollar a year scam companies…have genetic labs where they build these women…and she’s clearly got an Adriana Lima vibe….but totally bootleg, they haven’t perfected the science…you can’t expect the world out of people…but who knows, maybe his is just her, skinny girl who dates billionaire…because she can…

She’s in Thailand decompressing…because life’s rough for her.

Here’s a video

Here she is topless with a rich guy in Antigua last year:

Here she is BTS at the Victoria’s Secret show…

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2017

Nov

Brooke Hogan Not Hulks Daughter in a Swimsuit of the Day

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This is Brooke Hogan, not the big girl with the big fucking jaw, who is a bit of a monster, with a great inheritance thanks to her dad fucking his friend’s wife on video – only to leak to the media – to sue the media – Gawker specifically…even though Gawker was evil, run by the sodomites, and deserved to be shut down…

This is BrookeHogan1 from the internet, you know the other Brooke Hogan…who doesn’t have the huge Hulk Hogan trust fund, but she’s got the same name as the other one and could try to get some credit cards in her name, that’s what I would do….when opportunity strikes….you know…

She’s in a bathing suit, she’s an “influencer” which basically means she was early to get in a bathing suit on instagram….because the rich guys pay the fuck up bro.

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Here is some bikini pic from her social media…

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2017

Nov

Old Man Sucking Wife’s Tit Over Facetime and Other Videos of the Day

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Topless Protest…..

Snake in a Train

Skateboarding Dog

Angry Stripper for Black Friday…

COOL – Plane Windows that Open…

Dude Jerking off at the Mall for Black Frida

TODAY in MALL BRAWLS

Another one from Walmart

One More….

Black Friday Fights!!

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2017

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that everyone goes wild for Black Friday, especially in this very sensitive, even overly sensitive climate, considering that it was built on systematic racism from white American corporations creating a Day that is affordable for black people to shop…one Day a year…shop like the White man…and make us stupid money…they were so bold they even called it Black Friday instead of African America Friday…or “Pre Christmas Hype to Increase Our Q4 Sales Numbers Day”….

I know, why is it on Friday? I ask myself that also, probably cuz they saw that Ice Cube movie….white people trying to understand the Culture…

Why is it ignored? But we pay attention to white rich guys jerking off for white rich girls? Because this is America people and the deals are so damn good….so good people brawl over the shit….Black Friday lives matter to me…

While they matter to you, only cuz you got 800 dollars off a TV….

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Black Friday Deal of the Day…..
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Tara Reid Turkey Dream
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Gwyneth Paltrow Engagement Ring
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Kate Mara – Boring as Hell….
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Wind VS TRuck
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Thanksgiving Day Miracle
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Celebrity Nudity…Lifetime Deal….
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Accidental Facetime….Facetime Wrong Number
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2017

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a good night to fuck your turkey carcass or your sister or your cousin or your brother’s wife or your stepmother or your stepfather or really anyone in your family that you’ve been cooped up inside watching football and shitty old movies with…conversing as humans do…

I mean otherwise you’ll have to wait until Christmas for your next chance…and that’s a month away…

Assuming you have family, even though you don’t, or if you did, they’d likely not invite you to their dinner – because you are on this site clicking links like a fucking weirdo…instead of jerking off in hopes someone walks in on you…you know since jerking off for people not expecting it is the trend of the year…it’s the Hollywood not officially cheating, not officially rape, but weird as fuck way…

Here are some stepLINKS….I’m Thankful for everything on Thanksgiving…everything but my hemorrhoid, that asshole is angry…and I’m not even celebrating thanksgiving…

Eat that turkey motherfuckers..

Phoebe Price Looking Amazing Tits Out with a Turkey on her Head
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Naked Instagra Model Goes Shopping at the Mall
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Elle Fanning Eating Erotica
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The Vape That Ends Depression – BESt INVENTION EVER
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Dude Does a Giant Leap Across a Road
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Tara Reid – Erotica…
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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I’m Thankful For….Katy Perry Being Disgusting Going to Dinner
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Pregnant Alba Sucks
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Rihanna Topless
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Ashanti in a Yellow Bikini
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I’m Thankful For….Hailey Baldwin Being a Played Out Pile of Dog Shit – On the Streets of NYC
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I’m Thankful For….Zendaya Coleman’s Fuck Me Boots..but More Thankful not Knowing who Zendaya Colman Is
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Little Kid on a Roomba…What the Hell
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I’m Thankful For….Old Lady Pam Anderson Still Doing Slutty Photoshoots
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Dog Trying to Catch Snow
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I’m Thankful For….Mail Order Brides like Olga Kurylenko in Shitty Magazine Photoshoots
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Some Netflix Show Called El Camino Christmas
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I’m Thankful For….Katharine McPhee Being Fat but Half Naked in a Magazine
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I’m Thankful For….Erika Jordan’s Weird Naked Fall Photoshoot
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The Most Expensive Steak in NYC
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Necrophilia Fetish Porn is Fuckin Weird
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Changing Room Voyeur Porn
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Happy Near Year Photoshoot for the Wrong Holiday Porn…
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Pullin Her Panties Down
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Big Tits Adjust Bikini Top – GIF
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Masturbating Amateur Chicks
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Some Good Good Amateur Porn
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This Site is Life!!
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Crazy Cum Shot of the Day
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Cripple Eats Pussy
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Titties in the Slutty Pose
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When Did this Porn Gaping Ass Cereal Fetish Start
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Mud Fetish Porn
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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Job Interview of the Day
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Cheesy Fake titty Photoshoot
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2017

Nov

I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day

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There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me…

But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to..

Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring.

Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power…

So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me…

Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me.

SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is.

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2017

Nov

Cindy Crawford’s Tit in 1988 Marc Jacobs Show of the Day

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I am thankful for it never being too late to post a tit pic….

In fact, when the woman in the tit pic is still alive, and a mom of two, after years of aging…because this is from 1988, 30 fucking years ago…it is encouraged…

If you’re going to look at a tit pic of anyone over 30, it best be one from the archives of what was, cuz no one wants to deal with their current shit…

Unless when their current shit, is their clone they created with all their money, who they are throwing out to the world to do the exact same thing this one did….30 years later..named Kaia…

The archive tits, thanks to the internet, are like new tit pics to me…and in this case better than new tit pics..so consider it a Thanksgiving miracle…

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2017

Nov

January Jones Keeps Bringing it to Social Media of the DAy

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Old Lady South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough will have..

She is the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director.

And she’s made it in Hollywood, this is not a “her uncle is Weinstein”…it’s more “She was Weinsteined” and even has the baby to prove it…just don’t tell the wife of the powerful person she bred with…keep it under wraps like he was Seacrest is likely doing with all his mistresses and women he mistreated…paying them the fuck off so they don’t turn on him…running through his contact book with checks so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

I still don’t get how she exists…but she exists and this is her Thanksgiving Turkey content….

I prefer – This Turkey Content…at least when talking about January Jones.

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2017

Nov

Elle Fanning’s Creepy Mirror Selfie of the Day

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This is a creepy picture that creepy Elle Fanning put out to the internet 21 hours ago…of her in front of a mirror looking busty…which makes her less creepy…not because of her padded bra or swollen tits in a white T-Shirt…but because she actually has a reflection.

You’d think being a creepy fucking vampire…you know because she’s so pale and because her family are weirdos who if anyone was a vampire, it’d be them…

You know all that sneaking their young kids into the public eye at a very young age…and by sneaking I mean selling them the fuck out..creating serious fucking weirdos…

And here’s that selfie.

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2017

Nov

Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra of the Day

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I don’t know when the sexualization of Hailee Steinfeld happened, I mean I am sure some of you redneck perverts have been sexualizing her since she was cast on True Grit and her fanbase sort of grew from there, there’s a reason why all these teens end up with massive audiences and it’s not because other teens are following them on social media…it’s because the world, exspecially on the internet, is perverted and allows dudes to privately enough tap into that perversion….those instincts you feel when in public but don’t acton and instead you go home to research or get into….because of the internet…

I do know that the True Grit star, who at one point was just a chubby quirky 18 year old girl, has managed to position her career as a singer because singers make more money than actors and in doing that…she’s got fit, looks good and posts provocative shit on the internet…in her bra – so NAUGHTY and click-baity…clever.

Here she is deep stretching…

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